AND YOU COULD HAVE IT ALL

What happened to this game? like a week after it was released, nobody talked about it. was it that bad?

>>376955424
yes, anon

>Andromeda-levels of progressive
>tries to be gta, forgots how to gta
>Martin Shkreli
>Trump-clone as evil
>forgetable

>>376955424
It bombed. Even before release Ubisoft were panicking about pre-order numbers. Sales were down 80% on the first one in the UK and it was only the eight-best selling game in the US at the time. Turns out nobody wants to play as a nigger and his SJW friends I guess.

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>>376955424
The whole plot was basically a liberal-dream-game.
kill the rick, antifa levels of retardation and all that jazz
ended up looking more like a parody than pandering anyways

Also:
>mayor talks shit about local religion
>they release proof of the mayor's sex op, yes, the mayor is trans
>religious group is now evil
pic related also

>>376954486
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zo-uHtaJ1Ts

Watch Dogs 2 was unironically a solid stealth game. The story is boring and the characters are one note but the actual gameplay is fun.

I liked it.

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>>376954486
>Titanfall 2
>mass effect andromeda
>Watchdogs 2
man EA on suicide watch.

>>376956448
>watch dogs 2
>EA
wat

>>376956153
KEK

>>376956448

Titanfall 2 was actually good, though. It just sold poorly because it wasn't CoD/Battlefield.

>>376954486
It was actually decent, but /pol/cucks get triggered at story

>>376956831
this

the story felt fresh, and combat was great
bought it just for the singleplayer and regret nothing

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If the mc was any race other than black I would have gotten it

>>376957243
>>376956840
eh

>>376956574
I just remembered it was an ubisoft title
lmao both are shit

>>376956840
It wasn't though. I pirated it and regretted wasting my time even then. It's a generic open world game filled with obnoxious characters.

it's sad that Driver went from 70s cop show with intense high speed chases to boring opening world bug ridden nightmare.
Thanks atari

>the "good guys" hack pedestrians personal devices, bank account info, etc. for personal gain
> black protagonist is still a stereotypical criminal and thief, he just uses phones and computers to steal now

nice job ubi, you nailed it.

>>376957243
>>376957243
you ever sit back and wonder how it came to be that you get so upset over black people's presence in a fucking video game?

>>376954486
THIS EMPIRE OF DIRT

>>376954486
I enjoyed it, but they dumbed it down a ton from the first one.

You barely need to use any of your hacking skills in the open world. They got rid of the AR missions. All I did was use the RC car and helicopter all the time.

>>376958365
I am black I just wish black wasnt always the default race when white is off the table

I'm playing the first one right now and it's kind of fun

worth 10 bucks I guess

>>376958365
Settle down, Daquan.

>>376955675
>ONLY the eight-best selling game
That's... actually pretty impressive

>>376957243
>Make every character a Native American female
>Online is free of racists
It's a win/win situation.

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>>376954486
The plot:
Black man Marcus Holloway gets profiled by a system because it was probable he'd become a criminal, so he becomes a criminal to destroy said system.

He's also a "race traitor" for letting a white trash edgelord who wears an emoji mask fuck him.

>>376954486
why do they keep making everyone a nigger

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>>376956153

>>376959306
How is that impressive? A huge fucking release backed by a multi-million dollar marketing campaign and it only debuts at 8th in the charts? That's a fucking disaster for such a big release.

>>376954486
Ignroing all the SJW bullshit, fuck this game.

The second they wanted me to do hacking puzzles up buildings and shit I was out. Easily the worse part of watch dogs 1 and they doubled down on that shit.

>>376959871
The mask guy went after some coffee shop chick.

The only thing i remember about this game is running to the closest clothes shop, wearing only underwear while "get stupid" by mac dre plays in the background. Really atmospheric.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktE5Vyds7Iw

>>376960678
Impressive how shit it was, i suspect. Most trash get at least top 3 before dropping, STARTING at 8 is something else, especially with all the fucking marketing

>>376958790
i'm black and I get where ur comin from, but I can see at the same time why other white people push this shit so heavily when you have people like >>376959257

white people can't help themselves one way or another.

>>376957243
>buying a ubisoft open world trash gta ripoff game
>ever

nah fuck that

>>376961037
That never gets mentioned again, ever. Black ass was just too tight, I guess.

Both of the games felt like parodies to me more than anything else. The first one riffs on right wing vigilantes, and this one does left-wing hacktivists.

>>376956448
>EA

I'll let that slide, reddit.

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>>376963891
Im a sucker for openworld + customization

>>376959871
>that one fujo who drew a bunch of watch dogs 2 fanart
really surprised me when I saw it

>>376955675
I think its more due to the fact its a sequel to what was at the time almost no man's sky level of hype and then broken release. Even normies felt fucked over by the first game

>>376956448
titanfall 2 was bretty good though

>>376965176
it sold poorly. therefor, failure.

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>>376955675
Teach these fuckers a lesson my people. They'll learn. They'll learn or they'll flame out in bankruptcy and get the lesson too late. I love all this. I LOVE IT! IT"S BACK FIRING ON THEM!

>>376954486
is there a mod to play as a white character?

i really want to play but the nigger turns me away from it.

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it's kind of sad that we live in a time where we can say this isn't the worst multi-platform open world crime game with an amoral black protagonist packed with forced social commentary bashing you over the head to be released in the fourth quarter 2016.

>>376956448
Yeah EA is sure on suicide watch. Call me when FIFA Star Wars and Madden stop selling then We can talk. I hate EA but your delusional

>>376965938
Don't you think this is kind of a sad thing to be gloating about? Actually admitting you're a racist prick and that you're glad that gamers are such racist pricks?

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>>376966432
No. Not even a little. This is my (our) hobby. It's been my hobby for over 30 years. When games were all made in Japan, everything was a-ok. Now that western developed games are a "thing" they want to inject their sjw, everyone's a winner, white guilt agenda into it. If anyone buys into this horse shit you are a part of the problem. Get fucked anon with your virtue signalling.

>>376966660
It's my hobby too though. More than yours because it sounds like you haven't enjoyed video games since the 80s. Maybe the problem isn't all those buzzwords, maybe you're just a bitter old cunt.