Is there any wuxia/martial arts RPG other than Jade Empire?
>>376950738
9 dragons mmorpg?
I'll tell you on the stream
>>376950738
you know the rules
SQUEAK
There is a rule that must be followed, OP.
>>376951453
>>376951692
>>376952483
fuck your rules, they hold no power over me
>>376952591
Then don't invoke the image. You will get no further response and the thread is now forfeit. Bye.
>>376952821
fuck you I do what I want. not everyone is as much of a faggot as you.
>>376952879
If you have an ass I'll kick it!
>>376952951
I am bleeding, making me the victor
>>376953001
Try my nuts to your fist style!
>posts kung pow
>doesn't stream
truly the worst kind of person
>>376950738
Assuming you're ok with hardcore engrish, Tale of Wuxia is exactly what you wantyou fucking faggot, where's the stream
>>376953706
He's a faggot. Don't help or reply to him.
>>376953802
too late kekold, I already got my recommendation
Sleeping Dogs... kinda more like gta v tho
>>376950738
>we purposefully mistrained him for fun
what did he mean by this?
>>376951692
Ok faggots tell me a good site to stream the movie and i will do it
>>376950738
Samurai Shodown RPG for the Neo Geo CD
>>376954210
My ass
hahahahaha!
I've never watched Kung Pow. Probably never will.
But I do have a DVD of Kung Fu Hustle next to me...
>>376954403
SILENCE!
>>376954523
It's shit, just like your taste.
>>376954710
>Kung Fu Hustle is bad
>>376953659
I want spider puss puss
>>376954938
Is that ugly ass ladyboy supposed to convince me otherwise?
>>376954938
It is
>lol le asian landlady sterotypes
>>376954710
kys kid
cytu dot be/r/kpv
>>376950738
Next time just forget the meme movie pic. Then we can have an actual discussion.
pic unrelated
>>376955085
no u
>>376955178
Based anon
>>376955178
>Need Tampermonkey
Eh, better than nothing
And then he killed the dog...
>>376955178
Good lad.
>>376950738
>never seen a martial arts "RPG"
>look up this Jade Empire
>ew
Holy shit, i will just stick to fighting games for my Martial arts fix. Why are these kinds of games always so fucking ugly with animations that lack substance?
I "guess" you could argue the Yakuza series are "martial arts games with RPG elements" if you really want anon.
>>376955178
get in there
and then he killed the dog
Whens the chinks going to make their own GOOD wuxia game
God the dog bark kills me every time.
>>376950738
Tale of Wuxia. It's a raising game ala princess maker and it's pretty great. The devs quickly abandoned the English version and it's pretty rough around the edges though.
>>376958038
>it's pretty rough around the edges
One hell of an understatement. Halfway through they stopped even bothering to clean up the machine translation.
Shirt rippah
>>376957609
https://www.playstation.com.cn/chinaheroproject/hero_page10.html
Theres this coming out to PS4.
Looks like shit but who knows
>>376950738
This board is bad and wrong.
>>376952591
Fuck you, you're getting the same responses everywhere, and no one is gonna talk about your silly woo sha anymore.
Stream it.
>>376953706
>fool him with the shitty game
k e k
>>376960430
read the thread
martial arts films are pretty fucking bad.
>>376960561
HEY. NO THEY ARENT.
>>376960085
I guess its trying to be an Wuxia Souls?
>>376958340
Yeah it turns out when you crowd source a translation job without paying you get a shit translation. I wouldn't mind so much if they did just fucking drop all support for the English version without saying anything. There was atleast 2 major patches that had a ton of fixes and content.
I'm pretty salty because they won't even work the major players who translated their commercial product for free to solve the problem even though they want too.
>>376955178
kp over
watching kfh
get in here fags
>>376960561
Leave Martial Arts Movies to me
Lately Chinese films have been really fucking terrible, especially their big blockbusters
Will anything save Chinese cinema?
Chinese themed games rarely happen because the West has no idea about how to do it and dislikes asian main characters, Japan only jacks off to what little history remained intact, and China itself is busy copying Japan while being hyper jewish about it to their own people
>>376963565
China has plenty of kung fu mmos
they're just shit
>>376963546
No. They will rehash Journey To The West and have wuxia films with the same story formula and character archetypes forever.
>>376963546
You talking only about mainland cinema or is Hong Kong also in this list?
>>376954210
Ustream
>>376955178
Is there any game where i can be a retired legend hiding amongst civillians
>action comedy is dead
What will bring action comedies back?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1PCtIaM_GQ
>>376964124
the stream has already come and gone anon
watching Kung Fu Huste now
cytu dot be/r/kpv
>>376964232
You need someone who is willing to die for the craft
Anyway, we had Buster Keaton, Jackie, i'm sure in the next 30 years someone will appear
>>376960561
How is it possible to have such shit taste and disregard an entire genre of movies?
>>376963825
Both. They're all just so uninspired and their reliance on CGI over the years has been so bad like they're too lazy to have practical effects and just wanna make money quick
The Monkey King movie with Donnie Yen was so fucking bad and the sequel was the same shit.
>>376964674
China has overeliance on CGI true, but theres still pretty good shit even if heavily stereotyped.
Ip Man is still great.
SPL is also good
>>376950738
Soul Calibur on custom character game mode?
>>376964761
>Ip Man
The first was OK. Donnie doesn't have range at all so I don't mind him just being an action character. The sequels just turned everyone into punching bags for Donnie and the plots became ridiculous.
Chinese people don't seem to have a sense of grounding characters in a reality or storybuilding.
>>376964493
i think most of these movies are legit shit.
i watched a few old ones. a few bruce lee films, master of the flying guillotine, one armed swordsman, and crippled fighters. all recommended as master pieces. some new ones. the new ones are obviously better. but there not any better than western knockoffs starring white characters. like the old ones are legit 1/5 trash while new ones bounce around 2.5/5.
a few common things these movies have.
real bad fucking acting. bruce lee is a stiff and awkward actor for example. so is wang yu.
poor cinematography. some of these movies have obviously poor film quality. like the film is literally damaged and they just rolled with it.
poor combat sequences. there's some pretty obviously fake effects and scenes where actors obviously faking the punches they take or dont even connect to another actor's face. obviously poor props are common too.
there's like one or two exceptions like this guy points out. but its not worth exploring the genre for(like most dungeon crawlers)
>>376963224
Any game where you can kill people with music?
cytu dot be/r/kpv
>>376965420
Respectfully disagree.
Ip Man 2 is just Rocky 4 in China, Ip Man 3 is more disjointed but its in my opinion the most interesting one. Ip Man 3 is Donnie's best acting role and his most interesting movie acting wise and action wise of the Ip Man franchise.
>>376965597
>best acting role
>not Iron Monkey
Oh god what sort of shit taste is this
>>376966018
Iron Monkey is good fun, i prefer over the Once Upon a Time in China series but its not what would call particularly good acting to be fair
>>376965597
the CHINA STRONK JAPAN SHIT vibes are way too extreme in Ip Man 2
>>376966279
Ip man 1 you mean.
Ip Man 2 is the one with the australian boxerrip
>>376966413
Shit maybe. That whole coal mining shit showing how amazing the chinese people were was vomit inducing.
>>376966413
>not the australian FELLA
Come on
>>376957609
This one seems really extensive
https://lparchive.org/Legend-of-Wulin-Heroes/
>>376964232
>what are capeshit alex?
>>376967125
Tale of Wuxia, mentioned in the thread, is actually a remake of this game andalmostin English.
Also
>There is 50+ important NPC and its common etiquette to reveal your full name when you meet someone so it will be hard for non-Chinese speaker.
Oh God fuck this shit so much. It's a nightmare trying to figure out who just got mentioned in a conversation when the names arr rook same.
>>376967608
When you say 'almost', how bad do you mean? I like Wuxia a lot and have been looking at that for a while, but I didn't want to get it and find out that I can't fully enjoy it due to translation issues.
>>376968086
Starts out bad but comprehensible and slowly turns to Chiitrans tier gibberish as you progress further.
You won't be able to fully enjoy it anyway since the expansion they've added some time ago is ching chong only, but the game is playable as it is and pretty fun if you can see past the rough edges. It's Princess Maker with waifus and martial arts, what's not to like?
>someone actually fucking streamed that film
>I fucking missed it
>>376963646
Age of Wushu was a blast though, at least until Snail ruined it.
>>376969768
missed two whole movies
and now its gone
>That ending
K I N O