>kill wolf >get 1 paw

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>kill wolf
>get 1 brouzouf

How many paws do you need you fucking furry

that was the only paw that was left intact after you brutalized the wolf. the other three are just chunks of wolf meat and bits of fur

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>>376946806
>get killed
>respawn

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>>376946806
>go to Westfall
>"gather boar livers"

>kill wolf
>get money

>>376946969
This, it is directly referenced in multiple games and makes the most sense.

The truly offensive thing is actually
>Kill Antelope
>Get 2 Antelope Heads

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>kill skeleton
>get 2 skulls

>kill troll
>get two troll skulls

>kill wolf
>get one flawless saphire


???

>kill wolf
>Steel Greatsword (1)

>shoot dude in warframe
>he explodes into 17 skulls, 30some arms and 2 legs

>>376947151
He was reciting Shakespeare with his dead friend's skull, asshole

>kill two-headed giant
>get three heads

>>376946806
>kill wolf
>can't scavenge the entire wolf and cover yourself in wolf gore and its head to fit in with the pack when you go to slay the elite wolf

>>376947151
the troll had another troll's skull as a trophy, the wolf accidentaly ate the saphire when he was eating an adventurer

>>376946806
>kill skeleton
>get animal skin

>>376947469
Killing a fashionable skelly is a crime

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>kill 50 dragons
>never get the material you want

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>>>376946806
>kill skellly enemy

>get:
>frontal bone
>parietal bone (2)
>temporal bone (2)
>occipital bone
>sphenoid bone
>ethmoid bone
>mandible
>maxilla (2)
>palatine bone (2)
>zygomatic bone (2)
>nasal bone (2)
>lacrimal bone (2)
>vomer
>inferior nasal conchae (2)
>malleus (2)
>incus (2)
>stapes (2)
>hyoid bone
>scapula or shoulder blade (2)
>clavicle or collarbone (2)
>sternum (1)
>ribs (2 x 12)
>cervical vertebrae (7)
>thoracic vertebrae (12)
>lumbar vertebrae (5)
>sacral vertebrae (1)
>coccygeal vertebrae (1)
>humerus (2)
>radius (2)
>ulna (2)
>hand Bones (54):
>scaphoid bone (2)
>lunate bone (2)
>triquetral bone (2)
>pisiform bone (2)
>trapezium (2)
>trapezoid bone (2)
>capitate bone (2)
>hamate bone (2)
>metacarpal bones (5 × 2)
>proximal phalanges (5 × 2)
>intermediate phalanges (4 × 2)
>distal phalanges (5 × 2)
>hip bone (innominate bone or coxal bone) (2)
>femur (2)
>patella (2)
>tibia (2)
>fibula (2)
>calcaneus (heel bone) (2)
>talus (2)
>navicular bone (2)
>medial cuneiform bone (2)
>intermediate cuneiform bone (2)
>lateral cuneiform bone (2)
>cuboid bone (2)
>metatarsal bone (5 × 2)
>proximal phalanges (5 × 2)
>intermediate phalanges (4 × 2)
>distal phalanges (5 × 2)

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>>376947989

>>376947989
why would you pick up the entire skeleton though?

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>Get quest to kill a bunch of harmless baby animals
>Refuse because I'm not heartless
>Babies grow up into monsters and kill your friend

>>376947989
you cant kill a skeleton dummy

>Kill chicken
>Get a sword that's twice as big as your own character
>You're not Manly Tears

>>376948062
>kill enemy
>drops a bundled unit of loot
>game doesnt let you individually choose what you want to pick up
>have to open bag and drop the shit you didnt want
>kill another enemy
>...
nothing pisses me off more when games do this

>>376948062
Autoloot on

>kill skeleton
>drops bone hurting juice

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>>376946897
Why would you get money for killing yourself ?

>>376947989
>implying left and right versions of the bones are identical

need to extend that list there kiddo

>>376948443
10/10

>>376948071
>Thank you... my friend. From here on out, you're Big Dog.

>>376946806
>Kill wolf
>Get 6 paws, 28 fangs, and 3 pelts
>It's a weight-based inventory system

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>kill skeleton
>drops human flesh

>Kill a boar
>It doesn't drop its liver

>Kill a gorillion dragons to get a single horn
>Sidequest asks for a horn
>Characters comment on how many they have to kill to get even one of these, so they're not sure if it's worth it

IF YOU'RE AWARE OF HOW RETARDED YOUR DROP SYSTEM IS, THEN DON'T RELEASE IT THAT WAY.

>>376946806
>kill animal
>drops money

>kill wolf
>do not take 1 paw
>save and reload
>wolf has been packed into a neat little purse

T-Thanks brian fargo

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>risk your life to kill wyvern that's harrassing a village
>they give you a couple of scales and maybe a claw out of the entire fucking thing
>you need it's tail
>it's the third time you saved these assholes from the same torment

I wish you could let villages burn in MH and set an example for others to see when you dont pay your mercenaries accordingly.

>Kill human
>Loot an erect cum dripping dick.

>kill enemy wearing full armor and using weapon/shield
>drops nothing

>>376949651
this
>enemy has a cool looking halberd
>kill him
>only gold drops
i wish devs weren't so lazy

>>376949651
>>376949765
Fucking Gothic

>weapon from your set/build is a random (0.000001%) drop from specific boss
>you need to get through whole level/map each time you want to fight him

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>kill spider
>get 6 legs

>>376950075
FUCKING DIABLO 3

>>376950134
2 of them probably got broken while fighting, also, you should receive 10 limbs

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>Survive!

>>376947103
Clearly the antelope ate another antelope's head before you killed it

>Only way to get a certain weapon is to clear a hundred-floor dungeon
>In one go
>The system allows you to leave and return, but it screws you out of your chance of getting the weapon
>That's right, "chance"
>Doing this shit only gives you a small chance each time
>Faggots on the internet who got lucky and pulled it off in a couple tries will tell you it's easy

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>>376950381
>kill spider
>get one spider head on a stick

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>>376947431
>gutting a wolf under the assumption that it has valuable gemstones inside of it

>>376950871
Goddammit, unicorn card in Castlemania: CotM

>>376946806
>kill a wolf
>get 1 paw
>level up Dismantling
>kill a wolf
>get 3-4 paws

>>376949651
Say what you want about elder scrolls but being able to consistently loot what the enemies are actually wearing is something I wish more games did.

>>376947989
Will this be on the test ;_;

>>376952015
Yeah, the first time I killed a bandit in Oblivion I was fucking blown away that I actually got all of their shit.

>>376946806
Maybe the other three were damaged in the fight, doofus

>>376950871
The most absurd thing about this is that weapons really didn't mean shit in Phantom Brave. The fusion system can turn fucking ANYTHING into some kind of ultimate weapon. Meanwhile, the Divine Swd didn't have any kind of exclusive skill or even an affinity rating that was any better than any other longsword. All it had was a 130% ATK by default.

Also, those same internet faggots would tell you to have a lower starting level for the dungeon when having a higher one does in fact raise your chance of having a boss fight, rather than the alternative final stages that don't give you a weapon.

>>376948456
ouch ouch my bones

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>Kill frog
>Get three heads

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>kill wolf
>it whimpers as it dies

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>>376952549
>three frogs

>>376950134
That poor spoodo

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>protect little lady
>kill a guy
>has a couple pistol rounds
>leave him alone
>finish protection
>everyone turns into little boxes with more expensive and useful shit

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>>376952549
>kill objectively evil creature
>get my own life and reputation taken away

>>376952549
>>376952724
Is this the kek in it's maximum expression?

>>376953945
Satan is /ourguy/

>>376953832
Fallout 3 if one was dumb enough to make Tenpenny tower inhabitants buy into ghoul multiculturalism.

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>>376946806
>kill cyclops
>get 2 eyes

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>>376946806

>enemy desintegrated
>still give me items

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>beat enemy to a bloody pulp and/or disintegrate it with destructive magic
>expect to find the corpse fully intact and ripe for salvaging

OP please

>>376955031
>attacking the paws with your sword

i dont think thats how you kill a wolf retard

>>376948419
Angband?

>>376955345
It's a fucking battle nigger, you think the wolf is just sitting there and letting you conveniently slice up his vital organs? In a struggle, you're gonna hit other shit, including his paws.

+×÷=
>kill the griffin
>get sloppy

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>>376947989
>walk around with loot
>feel pack moving around
>skelly steals your shit
>puts it on, kicks your ass

>>376946806
>Kill Animal/Insect enemy
>Get sword or armor

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>>376946969

What if you kill it with some sort of mental attack? Like a telepathic blast.

Chekmate motherfucker.

>Ctrl + F: Etrian
>None found
>For the game that's all about killing monsters in certain ways to preserve valuable body parts when it isn't just pure RNG

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>open bear corpse
>bear corpse inside bear corpse

>Kill wolf for his tail
>Get a tail
>Kill wolf for his tail with the +expert looter skill equipped
>Get five tails

??????????

>>376946806

>Kill wolf
>106 Gold
>Sword
>Health Potion
>Jackie Chan
>FUCK

>>376961607
More enemies need to drop "fuck".

>>376960080
good games don't have mental attacks

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>>376962520
It is mostly because of the radically bad games you've been exposed to.

>>376948071
Man fuck that quest.
Those boars are little shits.