This game is fucking boring

Agreed.

Also the ranking system sucks ass, basically impossible to get anything but stone.

OH WHAT A DAY

>>376915592
>>376915627
like pottery

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i busted out laughing when i first got this

>>376915592
kek

I had the same reaction to Devil May Cry 1. I bought the HD collection and it has worse controls, worse camera, more boring scenes.

>>376915198
if there's 1 thing it is not, it's borign

>>376915198
yeah kinda

it manages to be an action game that doesn't feel like it is worth committing to, no reason to play it more than once

probably because of how depthless the combat is

>>376915198
Extremely overrated because babbies first platinum game play devil may cry 1 and 3 you fucking retards

>>376915198
I liked it
probably not going to replay it but it was fun

>>376915832
just a tip, in the first burning fight you can use gunfire to put out the fire (they will refrsh it if they're standing though) and wicked weaves will still hurt them without you having to touch them

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>>376916005

>>376915198
>platinum game is boring

go figure OP

>>376916005
>depthless
what did he mean by this

>>376916160
dial combos that mostly do the same thing and just exist to get more combo points

Platinum will never surpass MGR.

>>376915198
here is ur reply

>>376916209
????????
so you played at a button mash level and never learned about any actual techniques congrats

>>376916273
You literally cannot prove him wrong

>>376916273
muh dodge offset

game really doesn't have that much to it my dude

>>376915198
Because it was made in Japan

>>376916316
your post literally means nothing to me
every platinum game is designed that some button mashing retard can beat it albeit getting stones constantly
>>376916347
if you think dodge offset is the most advanced technique then thanks for proving me right

>>376916248
>MGR

That game makes DmC's combat look ín-depth.

>>376916429
You're really just a blind fanboy at this point if you're unable to realize Bayonetta doesn't have much going for it.

>>376916429
you've not replied with any proof that the game has any more depth than that

i'm waiting

also, you used the word literally incorrectly, if his post meant literally nothing to you then you would not have responded

considering you're a brain dead monkey that uses the nu-definition of literally to add emphasis to something, i don't expect much from you

makes sense coming from a bayodrone that hasn't touched a sliver of dmc though

>>376916414
Nah, Metal Gear Rising was also made in Japan but I really enjoyed that

Seems this game sells itself on DUDE CLASSY TITS AND ASS LMAO, the cutscenes are also not entertaining while MGR's were

>>376916248
I'll be honest, no action game has made my adrenaline pump as hard as MGR. It wasn't a hard game but damn the build up in and before boss fights was top-tier

>MUH AIR COMBOS: the genre
it's all fucking trash

>>376916631
MGR was good at throwing a lot of hype at you consistently, stealth parts weren't very good though

>>376916684
It's ok, stick to Dark Souls

>>376916706
why not pick up a fighting game so your opponents actually fight back

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>>376916824
>why not pick up a fighting game so your opponents actually fight back

Heard you talking shit.

No shit.None of the enemies or bosses were fun to fight.All the angels look like something 14 old drew in art class

>>376916583
there's taunt offset, spear offset, instant jump 360s, WW chaining, jump cancel relaunches, etc.
coming from someone that probably barely scratched the surface of DMC I'm not surprised you can't see how bayo has its own level of depth different from style switching

>>376917012
The amount of people on /v/ that can play DMC at a level of competency that you'll see in style videos is less than 2%. There's people like Mike Kob that just stick to /vg/ usually and other than that the people that are good at the game don't shitpost in other threads and stick to DMC ones.

Its mechanics are a lot shallower than DMC4 and even 3

>>376917306
The characters are also less fun

>>376917306
DMC4 is mechanically the deepest but it also has no fucking ENTIRE SECOND HALF OF THE GAME

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>>376917004
>All the angels look like something 14 old drew in art class

Fun fact: they're actually heavily inspired by a lot of Judeo-Christian depictions of divine beings.

>>376917807
yeah, people were shit at drawing in the middle ages

>>376918069
They're actually described in text to be .monsterous.

Devil May Cry 1,3,4 are GOAT action games. NG comes close. God Hand is up there.

Bayonetta is dialacombo mash fest with shitty QTEs. Kamiya got lucky with DMC1

>>376916691
At the least they where serviceable because Raiden has good mobility by default.

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>>376918439
God Hand > DMC3 > NGB > Bayonetta

i like it, too bad it runs like shit on my pc

>>376919215
pffft, God Hand is bottom tier

>>376919239
Pirate version plays better. Just pirate it if you already paid for it. It's a win win.

>>376919347
nah, the crack just makes the game run whitout the leaderboard.

all you need to do is play the game on steam offline

that way you can get the achivements

So how do we get rid of contratarian white boys on /v/?

>>376919215
That looks incredibly slow and technically simple.

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>>376915198
I wish you were wrong though. Because I bought it expecting to be pleasantly surprised, then it was Devil May Cry all over again and I was like, wut?

Even the story seemed, bleh. I just couldn't get into the extended dialogue that said a whole lot of nothing, followed with Chyna Doll doing "sexy" dances while the camera tries to give you the best stripper video it can.

>giant penis-like clit confirmed

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>>376919553

>>376919346
How it bottom tier when it called GOD HAND, it automatically GOD tier and you know it!

>>376919529
bring down reddit
m if there isnt a place to go back, they will stop comming here just to shitalk

>>376915936
Truly shit taste. Yet you probably thought DMC3 was epikkk asfukkkk

>>376919672
Much better but still not as impressive as basically any DMC4 Bloody Palace webm.

>>376919641
this, the forced in-your-face """sexiness""" was tacky and tasteless

>>376919553
>>376919807
Since you've bviously never played the game the reason why God Hand is so lauded is because enemies actually fight you and to be able to dance around enemies like this while countering them is basically mid-level play

>>376920049
God Hand also allows for the most amount of freedom in an action game, one reason why Bayo 2 sucks is because the developers limited viable ways to interact with the enemy.

>>376919806
Are you saying that DMC1 has better gameplay than DMC3?
It had better level design and that's it

>>376920049
Why are you posting mid level play? Post something impressive.

>>376920137
Yeah, we REALLY need to get contratarian white boys off /v/.

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>>376919641
>>376919947

>>376920253
most people on /v/ are white, moron

>>376920482
LOL good one

>>376920482
/v/ is majority Brazilian. Were you not here for /vint/?

>>376920435
I love women but Bayonetta is basically a Japanese dude trying to force you to get a boner

>>376920213
I'm not the one posting anything, if you want technical stuff watch some mike kob videos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSw5w7yVOtE

I'm on the opposite side of things. In the beginning I thought it would be horrible but I was pleasantly surprised.
Bayonetta is such a likeable witch, her hell buddy and the Italian guy are good sidekicks even though I'd prefer if they were used ingame more other than being in cut scenes.
The other witch should be a playable character, like Dante's brother.
The game has a lot going on for it, I am liking the upgrade system this bare levelling it has, but I'd like some more exploration in the levels instead of boss fights followed by bird fights.
Use Bayonetta's abilities to explore more of the environment or have some puzzles.
For it's age it's a great game, haven't aged a bit just like it's luscious protagonist.

The problem is that the cutscenes drag on for way too long, there are WAY too many shitty sections to mix up gameplay (Afterburner, the behind-the-camera SHMUP, etc), QTEs that waste a whole lot of your time if you fail them, and very little enemy variety.

Still a good game, but most other games afterwards blow it out of the water.

>>376915936
What a faggot you are...

>>376920187
10 times better you fucking baby

>>376920646
slow as shit

>>376920679
>The other witch should be a playable character, like Dante's brother.
Go get platinum in every chapter result on normal, anon

>>376916591
mgr is trash

>>376920679
>The other witch should be a playable character, like Dante's brother.

She is you fucking mong.

>>376920806
You are stupid as fuck man

>>376920857
Maybe if I get a controller. The game can be savage on keyboard and mouse.

>>376920253
>It's another Nintenbro defends Bayonetta 2

>>376920049
I've beated all of them and God Hand is not that hard to get hang of it's combat, shit, NGB and DMC3 with 4 are much harder still
Stop being a fanboy shitter

>>376920482
And that's what's wrong with /v/. White boys always whine and try to be different for the sake of being different.

>>376921203
Please stop racebaiting I don't want to be called a nigger

>>376915198
The game is weeb shit, that's enough to declare it shit

>>376920631
>being a disgusting faggot

>>376921084
I played the first Bayo on Xbox, you white faggot.

>>376921374
Please stop racebaiting

>>376921163
explaining how the game works is totally fanboying, thanks a lot esl anon

>the best God Hand player is an insane french stalker
really speaks a lot about the game uh

>>376921516
No. Tell your kind to stop being edgy contratarians.

>>376921690
I am hispanic, please stop baiting the white man, black man

>>376921573
It's technically simple still
I do realize that crowd controlling is some good shit in games like this and God Hand handle it well, but still in terms of everything DMC3-4 and NGB are better

>>376921654
?????
Explain for the people that aren't autistic enough to care about the person behind the controller

>>376921654
>insane french stalker
What?

>>376922126
>>376922159
https://twitter.com/kobaysl

>>376915592
You are so pathetic

Sorry I had to take the bait

>>376922260
Holy fuck, didn't know he's that fucking pathetic actually

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>ywn have Bayo as a mommy AND as a gf

>>376922619
in a few years he will probably cut his dick off and become a tranny
screencap this post

stop making this thread you autist

>>376922780
Not until people see the light, this game was shilled on here for weeks

>>376920642
your gay

>>376922932
>shilled
deny yourself retard. this game has been loved here ever since it came out. you are the shill trying to justify your shit taste

>>376917424

This is true and it makes me sad.

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What the fuck were they thinking?

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>Hallway level design where secrets are literally checking behind you every 20 steps to make sure you didn't miss something before going through a point of no return
>Throwing in qtes at random that are instant kills and detract your score for the entire level if you fuck up
Now I remember why I didn't like early Platinum

>>376924054
He got style once he stopped having extreme mommi issues

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I was loving this game at first but then the annoying shit started showing up.

The bike level was abysmal and chapter 9 or 10 had that bullshit part with the boulder slamming down constantly while you open chests that have either keys or enemies that instantly damage you.

Then there's shit like enemies attacking you the second a cutscene ends.

>>376916248
Funny joke.

>>376924276
>two minor complaints
ok

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>>376916070
>Use a gun to put out a fire
>>376915592
>Game punishes you for healing
>>376915198
Jeanne tries to kill you for 90% of the game but then helps you because she was just brainwashed the entire time.

>>376925998
I mean I could go on
>Flying ship enemies are purified cancer
>No fucking ability to restart a verse from the pause menu
>The second to final stage sucks balls because it just relies on copy pasting every single previous boss to drag out the game's length
>You can button mash to get platinums as long as you occasionally do a wicked weave
>The Space Harrier segment is beyond trash

>>376926282
>waaaaaah y gam punish me for get hit

>>376926573
>opinion
>lie
>opinion
>playing on easy
>opinion
woah

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I can't wait for Vanquish to drop and every thread on Steam and /v/ will be bitching about how unfair the game is.

>>376922932
>this game was shilled on here for weeks
>weeks
You do know this game is 8 years old right? It's been loved since 2009. PC port was a mistake.

>>376920646
The animations look so janky

>>376927870
Remember when the Wii U version came out and no one bitched? I guess mustards are casuals.

>>376927870
>PC port was a mistake.
No it certainly wasn't, and you saying so means your just as dumb a faggot as OP. We've always had threads like this, especially when it released, it doesn't matter what platform it gets ported to, it's always going to have retards whine about it.

Retards still whine about Vanquish to this day, and yet when it drops and we get flooded with retards who happen to be PC users you're going to pretend it's somehow exclusive to them.

>>376924054
He just looks like dark Hol Horse now

>>376928802
at least luka doesn't shoot himself in the face at every given' chance.

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Short hair Bayo is perfection incarnated.

She can be my mommi anytime.

>>376927870
It's only been loved by Nintendo worshippers. The PC crowd is more representative of gamers, Nintendogs will eat any shit up

>>376930890
It's only been on Nintendo for 3 years out of 8 of those years. Stop being a retard with shit opinions.

>>376915198
Bayonetta is truly one of those mediocre games were the hype got debunked trough the objective eyes of the pc fanbase. I don't even get how DMC vs Bayonetta threads ever were a thing, Bayonetta is so much worse it's not even funny anymore.

>>376932957
>retard can't spell
>retard doesn't play games
>retard thinks he's relevant
I love it.

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>>376932957

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This reminds me of when Dark Souls got released on PC, scrubs come out of the woodwork and blame the game

I don't know why I expected any better for Bayo's PC release. Vanquish will be just as bad.

>>376933413
>ad hominem
>ad odium
>ad personam
>all in one post
You managed to self destruct with an amazingly low amount of words. At the very least I must give you the credit for that.

>>376934321
>still no argument past declaring how retarded you are
Oh man, what a shock.

>game released for pc
>threads about game become pure shitposting
Really requires one to ruminate

>>376934704
How is it even possible to be such a generic shitposter? How can people so devoid of creativity exist?

>>376926282
>>Game punishes you for healing
you're supposed to feel ashamed for healing in this kind of games

>>376934897
>How is it even possible to be such a generic shitposter
You made this >>376932957 so why don't you tell me?

>>376935268
Tell me how Bayonetta even remotely plays in the same realm like DMC3 and 4 which countless threads debated before the PC version existed. Nowadays no one would make a thread comparing those two.

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>>376915198
>light attack bound to circle
>can't change it
dropped it after the tutorial basically
I'm hoping they do a better job with Vanquish

>>376935494
>Tell me how Bayonetta even remotely plays in the same realm like DMC3 and 4 which countless threads debated before the PC version existed
Just read the threads, retard.

>Nowadays no one would make a thread comparing those two.
I like how you just make statement with no evidence and just expect it to magically become a fact due to your intellectual disabilities.

I own bayo on ps3 and pc
Do not regret it at all
Don't know why mustard have such a hard time liking games

>>376936013
There isn't even a light attack button you fucking liar.

>>376936145
oh apparently it's kick
either way the controls are garbage and can't be remapped

>>376936052
So literally no arguments and just insults. Stop arguing with me just because you are filled with anger.

This game is great

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>>376932957
That's, like, just your opinion man

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>>376915198
It's also fucking trash.

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>>376939740
Oh what a day.

>>376939835
Not a surprise that a loser like you has the time to do that shit instead of things that actually matter, like living your life. Fuck you.

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>>376940432
>this level of mad
Holy shit dude are you alright?

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>>376940432
You. Cannot. Be. This. Mad.

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>>376940432
Yeah what a loser. Playing a video game and showing it off on a board for video games.

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I think it's high time I post this idea that's been stewing in the back of my mind for years since Bayo 1 and it has just occured to me to complete it with Balder.
One has to ponder where the natural progression in this story will go and how and where that will make Kamiya take it. In Bayonetta 3, simply put, I want the story and mechanics in the game to be expanded on so that in this iteration; Bayo unlocks the Lumen side of her blood and becomes the first being to birth Lumen/Umbran dual arts. The first female to -ever- weild Lumen powers and a massively offensive bastardization of the status quo, garnering the full wrath of Paradiso and Inferno.
Jesus anons imagine how fucking stellar Bayo will look in Lumen then some orignial Lumen/Umbran garb. Have it be revealed that this was all apart of based Balder's -real- keikaku to upend the status quo of both Angels and Demons (of which he despises -both-) and kill Jubileus and give her eyes to his beloved daughter and, through her, humanity. All his prior douchbaggery was an act and in reality his goal was always to create the greatest world for his daughter and to rip away power from any immortal being. Even his "corruption" by Loptr was a ruse and he simply removed his memories before Loptr ever infected him so he could not discover his true intentions whilst inside him. He knows that the providence and love of Paradiso and the rebeliouness of Inferior, while -admirable- are fucking wasted on worthless immortal Angels and Demons and only humanity is worthy of it. A full on reverse-Zamasu.

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>>376941194
-Cont
Bayonetta herself reflects this by adopting a sort of meta mischievous-virtue (which has always been her nature), an acknowledgment that Paradiso's virtue and Inferno's freedom are king but a rejection of Angels' elitism & control and Demons' hedonism & rage. Just imagine her in veiled in Lumen light embracing virtue but with a shit eating grin and a pechant for anarchy. Just a before with little to no alteration to her personality. Great right?

Geting into the actual gameplay; reality would get all kinds of fucked up and quantum-mutated fusions of Angel and Demon would start to appear as enemies. Mechanically this would manifest as a new dimension of gameplay on the same (or greater) level of nuance as dodge-offset; Lumen and Umbran weapons and attacks would need to be switched between and chosen as these chaotic enemies weaknesses to Paradiso and Infero wax & wane with visual indication. Different enemies would have different shift patterns and different metas needed to combat them.

Overall I think this nicely addresses an obviously common curiosity on the part of players wondering what it would be like to play as a Lumen Sage. We've all thought of it.
Now r8 my autism

>>376939835
Is Infinite Climax easier to do stuff in? Is it similar to how the Revengence difficulty in Metal Gear Rising is the second hardest difficulty compared to very hard?

>>376941352
Infnite climax disables witch time all the enemy placements from hard mode stay the same.I replaced the parry bracelet with the evil rosary that launches a counter attack.

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>>376941194
>>376941348
I can see the keikaku memes already

>>376941969
What accessory do you use on the other hand? I've always used Moon and Rosary. The only time I switch the rosary is when I want high scores and go gaze.

>>376942237
They are so expensive, how do you even manage to buy them.

>>376942356
Play the game a lot. You could also farm a boss fight but that's boring.

>>376942237
I mostly go gaze as well but in certain situations I crutch on the braclet of time.

>>376915198
It is.
Too much cut-scenes, QTE, shitty mini-games, inappropriate platform, lamo copy-pasted boss-fights...
Not enough good ol'button mashing on trash mob segments. And even then, not enough variety.

I already miss the Souls formula.
No wonder the genre is fucking dead for years.
Kamya is a hack.

>>376942835
Ok ACfag.

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>>376940432

>>376919806
dmc3 is a much better game than 1. Get the fuck out of here.
1 is a really well designed game but it definitely lacks in the mechanics department.

>>376942835
>I already miss the Souls formula.

See, here's where the bait became too obvious.

3/10

>>376926698
of course it's opinion you stupid cunt what the fuck do you think this is, a physics classroom?