>someone insults your online name How do you react?

":^)"

>>376898290
why would anyone ever make fun of XxLegolasBRxX?

Report for toxic behavior :)

just like ure mom

That's a challenge to see who's got more witty banter in my book

I name myself after common kitchenware
I've never seen anyone insult a microwave

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>>376898290
>Online alias is two words, so people call me by either half of it or the full name and the name will always stick out uniquely; easy to say and a simple name to stand out
>Have gotten a few compliments before for just having a humorous name, never any insults
>Rarely ever run into people with a similar username - it has happened though - and never met anyone with the same username as mine
Feels good.

>>376898606
Fuckin cancer giving piece of metal shit fgt

>>376898606
I met a guy on csgo whose profile pic was a microwave and his name was something like "Panasonic NN-SE796S". It really is great

>>376898695
go make some more bullshitery videos womble

>>376898290
cry a little
You can't change your online name on sony systems
At least with the other one If I made stupid shit I can just buy another username.

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F-fuck you

>>376898835
I don't even know who you're referring to.

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>>376898390
heh

>>376898565
How do I learn to bantz?

Cancer des hemorroides. People usually laugh and call me cancer.

>>376898290
Mine is too good for anyone to insult without sounding like a retard looking to pick a fight so I usually just ignore them.

>>376898290
>people think im girl based off of my username
>it's not even gender specific
why

>>376898290
Ignore

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>>376900949
This happens to me too
>people ask me if I'm a girl when I play online games on steam based on my username
>change it
>people still think I'm a girl sometimes

>>376900949
This was the case for several years on my druid main in WoW, back in vanilla through BC. Almost everyone I met and my entire guild always thought I was a woman because I typed properly yet seldom, and had a name that didn't sound like either gender. I played a druid and was always in a shapeshift form too, so noone saw that I was a male night elf.

I regret putting my city in the username as a kid because people are always racist to me.

>>376902602
Chicongo? Detroit?

>>376902947
I'm not American or black. I'm from London. People always call me a Paki and to go back to Iraq. I'm Bengali for fucks sake.

It's pretty bad how people can get though. Some kid, sounded 11 or 12, was playing Halo 3 last year and was on my team. Name was Xdwayne2003 or something and people kept calling him a nigger and how he should be a slave. Poor little guy.

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>>376903215
>I'm Bengali for fucks sake

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>>376903215
>Bengali


Anyways, how do I find nice/cool looking and sounding names? I'm uncreative so I always stick with character names from games.

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>mfw my online handle is 100% unique and pretty good

>>376903614
Leave me alone.
>>376903868
I ain't gonna take shit from some animeposting fuccboi. Square up, faggot.

>>376898290
>implying anyone can make fun of CuddlyKitten1488

>>376903215
That sucks man. You could have traveled to a less obvious Anglo country, like New Zealand. And the kid shouldn't even be playing online, for fucks sake where are his fucking parents?

not at all

>>376904096
If I'm remembering correctly, he was staying at his brother's or cousin's place who was busy reading books. Must've been a college kid or something. Probably let the kid play in the other room so he could study better.

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>set my name to joebobx when I was younger
>got called jukebox

>>376903215
>migrate to country to leech off it and shit up online games like a cunt
>get upset when told to fuck off

>>376904645
I was born and raised here, dickhead.

>>376903868
Just name it after a song you listen to. Some J-trance tracks have some cool sounding names

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>>376898290
I was 12 years old

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>>376904718
>take snake
>put it in a barn
>it lays eggs
>those eggs create cows

This is what you believe

>>376898290
i just scream "SHUT UP YOU GAY NIGGERS" into the mic
despite being 18 my voice hasn't cracked yet so i get away with it

>>376904831
>autists on /v/
>having music tastes outside of bass boosted video game music

>>376899525
Man, the game is so fucking awful, but I miss the way the general used to be.

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>>376904901
I forgot /v/ unironically listens to video game music heh.

>>376904895
What does this have to do with me not being a migrant?

>>376904897
If you're voice didn't break at 13-15, you may as well end your life.
t. 19 y/o

>>376905105
>i-im not a migrant, I'm just an alien to the native people and unironically think their country belongs to me!
>my shitskin parents came into this country to shit me out so they can pretend I'm "british", why aren't you tolerant and accepting of me diluting your nation?

>>376904895
>>>/pol/

>>376905180
ITS GOING TO HAPPEN EVENTUALLY
waiting on my growth spurt too

aaaaaaannyyy daaaayyyy noww

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>>376905230
I forgot /v/ is a reddit board now

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>>376898290
Usually I get called by characters name/class.

>>376905204
You're not a migrant if you're born here. My parents are, I'm not.
┐(´~｀)┌
>>376905279
Keep going, brotha. I believe in you, I guess.

>>376905359
>I'm not entitled and feel like I deserve to own your countty, I was BROUGHT here and it's MYU country now

alright shitskin. do you wonder why people are preparing to hang you and your ilk?

i go by "test" in milsims and it's pretty kek worthy

>>376903215
>People always call me a Paki
>I'm Bengali
Used to be East Pakistan anyway.

>>376905457
Never said it was my country. I live here and love it here as much as anyone can love a major city riddled with crime and drugs.
>you wonder why people are preparing to hang you and your ilk?
Jokes on you, fag. I wanna hang myself! Get fucked, nerd!
>>376905523
I know.

>>376903215
>London
>I'm Bengali
top kek
go back to fucking Bengal

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>>376905315
>Russia people is like black but wrong color by accident
Oh god, and it's so true. Cyka.

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POST YOUR FUCKING USERNAME RIGHT NOW. I'LL SHOOT YOU IF ITS BAD

>>376899525
>how to bully children

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>Name with a word using the British spelling because the phrase/word is from a book written by a British author
>HA HA YOU FUCKING NIGGER YOU SPELLED [Word] WRONG

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>>376905680
No way, you first.

Go back in time and register his online name before him, and all it's variants.
Take that xXxFagLordxXx for insulting my .::LordOfTheNight::.

id/neverknowsbesthuh

bully me master and make me you're whore! I erp for videogames!

>>376905680
BAD

>>376906097
You live
>>376905879
Sir Scumbag

your turn wanker

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>name is gringo
>people call me a Mexican

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>>376906139
>>376905680
Dstrov

>>376906276
This girl was murder after this picture was taken, right?

>>376903215
>paki
>pakistan
>go back to iraq
I dont think you should get too upset by retards

>>376903215
ALL I WANNA DO IS CLICK CLICK BOOM AND TAKE YO MONEY

>>376898290
>>376906223
>of course his name is Aedando all spics are good at soccer

some gold 3 scrub after a match where I boosted a friend in Rocket League 2v2

I had a hearty kek and then let him know the horrors he would face if he ever reached my level (s4 champion I)

>>376906536
It is pretty funny looking back on it but I was a dumb(er) kid at the time.
>>376906653
MIA lived pretty close to me actually. Like a borough over, I think.

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>>376906276
POP POP

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>>376898290
Fuck you.

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>have incredibly bland username
>lots of other people have it too
>have to continue making variations of it to keep something vaguely similar as username
>final result ends up actually being pretty original
It's an odd feel.

>>376905457
m8, there's a time and place to be a cunt but this isn't one of them. Go back to /pol/ and shitpost over there because your fantasy land where races are segregated and you've stomped out degeneracy will never fucking happen.

>>376905523
Anyone that looks indian is a paki you dirty fucking curry munching cunt I seriously hate you fuckers and how you smell I WANT TO JUMP ON YOUR HEAD I AM ACTUALLY ANGRY

>>376903215
DIRTY PAKI CUNT

>Name myself "Cat"
>It's too simple for people to form an opinion
>But it's also so simple that it becomes memorable

>>376905315
nah lad, this just literally has 0 reason to be on /v/. It's fine if you wanna yell nigger but when you start spamming /pol/ infographs and shit up a thread because someone said they're a 2nd gen native then we have a problem.

>>376907231
pussy

>>376905680
Petnavi

>>376907287
im a girl so that's not even insulting ;)

>Thot Patroller Kira

Find a flaw. Pro tip: you can't

>>376905680

CHEEKI BREEKI

Alla caps.

>>376907231
You should be making Wolf breakfast.

>>376907425
>Jobrony

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>>376905315
>trusting the worst flag on int
>implying that /pol/ isnt a reddit colony

>completely unique name that sounds like a real word but isn't
>name never taken
>all the old forums are dead so if someone googles my username the most embarassing thing they'll find is me saying "hah that's funny" on some joke blig from 13 years ago
feels good man

>use same nickname since 1998
>some streamer has a name somewhat similar to mine
>people sometimes ask me why I named myself after said streamer

It's only mildly annoying that people would think I'd name myself after a nobody.

>>376907729
What's the streamer's name?

>>376907729
anyone ever assume you are that streamer or are the names not similar enough?

>>376907068
>>376907197
Crai moar, bitch ass nigga

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>>376907547
>Jojo=mlp now
I want Reddit to go and stay go

>>376907920
Jojo IS reddit. Ever since it got an anime it became normie to the max and spergs won't shut up about it, hence Jobrony.

>>376907920
He's right though. JoJo fans exhibit the same behavior as bronies did at the height of their popularity.

>play Guild Wars
>character has to have first and last name
>later condense frist letters of those names to one nickname
It's pretty unwieldy and unexiting but it does its job

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>Tfw you put your year of birth in your username

>>376907972
anime is reddit

>>376907920
Not him but pretending it's not is delusional as hell. JoJo references and MAGA hats on anime girls is modern ponyfication.

>>376908068
Also true. I don't like anime however, but only because the ones I've been meaning to watch always get brushed aside for vidya. And I wouldn't be caught dead watching vapid low-quality moeshit.

>name is just some noun that I unintentionally made while just making up a sound that works
>no one ever has a similar name
>people mispronounce it half of the time
>nobody ever comments on it
Feels alright man

>>376907873
Not similar enough, but they still think it's an homage
>>376907819
I think it's "sp00n" or something

Crackbaby_b-ball
Mister rogers69

I always pick some stupid shit for gamertags

>>376905680
Mly

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What's your new username?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Random

>>376908568
Arctic Submarine Laboratory

>>376908568
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poplyfe

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>>376908568

>>376908568
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Viktor_Vlasov_(sport_shooter)

>>376908568
Pentachloride

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>>376908029
>xxxx99
>xxxx2000
>xxxx04

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>Yuki
>get called weab faggot
I'd feel a little bad, but wouldn't say anything about it.

>>376908683
Pretty good

>>376908568
>Ambleteuse
Despite being hard to pronounce upon first glance, it's at least unique. People would probably call me by "Amble" or something.

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>>376898290
>Devon
>steam name is real name
My mom has better taste in names than you, faggot!

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>>376908568
>Pasi Mustonen

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>>376908568
>Demon (thought experiment)
woah

>>376908568
>Zygoballus lineatus
Zygoballus sounds kinda neat.

>>376908947
>Darwinian Demon
>max fitness
I'd take it

>>376908842
I fucked a girl with a son called Devon once.

I think I'm reunited. Come give your new manmommy a kiss.
( ˘ 3˘)

>>376909054
Until people start calling you Zero Balls

>>376908947
>Darwinian Demon
That's a radical fucking concept.

>>376908568
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Juan_Enrique_Barrios_Rodr%C3%ADguez

>>376909143
Fair point

>>376898974
I have a second account on my PS4 just for multiplayer games since I made my psn forever ago and it has my unique name in it.
I only play single player / co-op games and make purchases on my first account.

>>376908568
>Weightlifting at the 1928 Summer Olympics – Men's 60 kg

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>>376908568
Guess I'm slut now.

No one has ever made fun of my online name before. At worst I've had niggers who couldn't pronounce it correctly.

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>>376907972
>>376907978
>[thing] is popular
>MLP was also popular so [thing] is MLP
You guys really can't ｢ Stand ｣ people liking things. Also,
>normie to the max
>spergs won't shut up
>spergs are now normies

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>>376905680
MeowMeow

>>376908295
Sp00nerism?

>>376898290
screech autistically

>>376909713
I like how you ignore them talking about behavioral similarities.

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>>376898362
everytime

>>376905680
posting my username is equal to revealing my real name at this point since I've used it for everything for so long.

>>376909097
>come give your new manmommy a kiss
I've heard this from somewhere but I can't remember

>>376909843
>popularity means bigger fanbase
>bigger fanbase means more retards and fags
>literally every person who likes [thing] is the fanbase's lowest common denominator
>not assuming that a large portion of horsefuckers were already weebs

>>376910215
Nyanners.

>>376905680
Carkle

It's okay man put the gun down no one needs to die today.

>>376910235
>spoiler
Doesn't cancel out the point, my dude.
>literally every person who likes [thing] is the fanbase's lowest common denominator
I hope you're not a bigot because of stereotypes you hear about.

>>376908568
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hydraulic_head

Holy shit that's pretty good. I'm taking it.

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>>376905680
Axem Black

>>376909767
I guess so, people keep calling him "spoon" or "sp00n".
I don't follow the streaming community, so I'm not sure.

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>>376898290
Agree with whatever they said. I made my online name when I was 13 and it hasn't aged well.
I'm way too lazy to change it, though.

>>376905680
Ridray

>>376909097
Fuck off normie

>>376910782
Normie on THIS, NIGGA!
*unzips memes*

>>376908842
>spelled with an O
>not an I
Ha ha FAGGOT.

>>376910397
I was implying that that's the shitty logic you guys are operating off of. Of course, I'm not surprised you were too stupid to catch the sarcasm.
Anything popular is gonna have shitters in its fanbase, quit being whiny hipster faggots about it.

>>376911056
Of course it's shitty logic but what are you trying to achieve defending it on /v/ of all places? You have a better chance of mending race relation at a klan rally than convincing this shithole not to be a shithole.

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>>376908568
>https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Furphy
>Pic related also in the wikipedia

>XBL
>signing up for account with personal email
>email is my full name
>asks if i want to use my email as my gamertag
>accidentally press yes
>gamertag is now and has always been my full name
>ok

>>376911689
>filename
I love you have my children

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>Nick is 4 letters long
>People still manage to shorten it

>>376908568
>Ron Randleman
sounds like a cool guy

>>376908568
Keisei Shisui Station

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>>376898290

It's a stupid name anyway. I'm not creative enough to think of a good name so it's just some random word.

>>376898290
I don't play online but I wouldn't care these days.

When I was younger it really got to me though. I'd log out and wouldn't play for a few days.
Back when I was a kid and played Legend of Mir 2 with my friends I was super into Princess Mononoke and named my character Ashitaka.
Some high level asshole and his friends kept making fun of my character calling him "a shit taker" looking back I should have seen it coming but I was young.

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I simply don't understand, how can you possibly NOT take seriously someone with such a misterious and cool name such as DARKrevenantNaziRaven_666? You must be a fool to challenge someone with that name or even anger them.

>>376912341
Not even trying to be rude or a dick but everything about this post makes me think you're ridiculously inept for some reason.

>>376912429

Don't worry, I feel that way too.

>>376912635
The question, my dude, is are you actually ridiculously inept?

>>376912635
there it is again!

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>>376908568

>>376912824
>it's been 10 years
Goddamn.

>>376908568
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flint_Fleming

Not bad I guess?

>>376905680
Spin Doctors

"sweet_loli69"
I have never been insulted. What the fuck is wrong with people?

>>376898290
I mute them.

>came up with absolutely terrible online names in an attempt to be edgy in online FPS when i was 12/13
>accepted that they were shitty names started going by the acronyms for those names after a couple years
>all my old IRC buddies remember the old meanings but everyone else just guesses

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>csgo-happy.ru

>>376898290
EEEEEEHYYYAARUMF NANTGETAWAY WIDDITTT

DONALD DUCKKKKJJ AYYAYYAAA GOOSR IS LOOSE

TRUMPET THEY GO POOOPOOOPOOO

2SCOOOPDAHPOOOP

I met some of the people I got to know when I was 12/13 in real life and became good friends with the ones who happened to live near me. It can get pretty painful when they jokingly call me by my old username.

>>376916148
this happened to me at high school lol
atleast everyone else had shit names too

>>376913457
99% of people who know what it means know you're just calling yourself that for a laugh

the rest are too beta and non-confrontational to say anything

>>376898362
fpbp. The smiley with the carrot faced nose is the best way to respond to pretty much anything in life that hits too close to home.

>>376908568
Orthetrum microstigma

>>376912010
Nig

>>376904718
>>376904895
Go back to pol you retard

>>376904901
>>376905081
I've developed a music taste. It comes with ages regardless of how much of your music library consists of anime/game osts or shitty yt cover artists. Problem is that I can't find any artists good enough as it turns out the rest of the world actually has shit taste.

>>376904521
embrace it anon, accept your life as everyone's source of music

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>>376908568
I likey

>>376905680
lkjhgfdsa-matias

>>376898290
Ignore

>10 year old on mic thats sponsored by some CSGO trading website

>>376906223
I may have played bf4 with you once, does your actual name start with T?

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>>376905680
Dreamhole.

I didn't even have to come up with it myself. I was playing a private server mmo under a different name and the guy running the server changed my name to it because my other name was "offensive".

He was being a total fucking fag.

>mfw I made an alt character named Creamhole and owner go so upset he changed it too

>Make my name back in 97
>Ends in 2000
>Wow kid your only x years old underage

>>376908568
Fifth government of Israel

yeah no thanks.

>>376908568
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1-alkenylglycerophosphocholine_O-acyltransferase

:whimsicalemoji:

>>376908568
Mazraeh-ye Amirabad

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>tfw you have like ten unique usernames that you go by so you don't realize someone's trying to talk to you for like five minutes

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>make a dumb usename as a kid
>use it to name accounts still
>some of which default my username to my account name
I knew I should've gone with JohnnyRombo.

>>376905680
Mayonegg

>>376905680
charmer