Bayonetta fucking sucks

>but muuh ass and tits and i'm a virgin
pretty much the only reason

>>376890713
qte insta deaths suck but are a very small problem
no fleshed out combat is just a false statement
and dry cutscenes?what kind of a complaint is that? what's the matter, you couldn't think of a 3rd problem to make up?

>>376890713
I'm not sure either. Bayo's a cutie, but her game is pretty bad and not much DMC at all like everyone told me it would be.

It's a QTE fest with a bit of button mashing and dodging in between. You can't even finish off the real enemies without doing some awkward dodge-witchtime-QTE shit, completely obliterating the flow of the combat.

>>376890791
This, a lot of the praise is horseshit like UHHH SHE'S SO CLASSY AND OWNS HER SEXYNESS

>>376890826
You can clear the game with just button mashing, none of the combos really matter, apart from the Punch/Kick combat there is nothing to this game

I'm fine with everything except for all the fucking challenge doors you need to constantly backtrack for and have to replay EVERY SINGLE FUCKING time you want to improve your rank.
Makes me not want to replay any level.

>>376890713
Stockholm Syndrome

>all these retarded threads after pc release
not sure if this is a reflection of current /v/ or just pc tards

OH

WHAT

>>376890923
>You can clear the game with just button mashing
Then stop playing on easy automatic.