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Vidya hypothetical thread 2017-05-14 07:20:07 Post No. 376885790
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We entertain ourselves with fun little hypotheticals and discuss them.
Say Reggie Fils-Aimé has a gorgeous daughter who's of age (I don't know if he even has a daughter, but just pretend) and he offers you her hand. If you take it, you become part of the family, including the Nintendo family. He gets you a job as a speaker and presenter for Nintendo of America. Great pay, great job with benefits and vacation days, and all the Nintendo games and systems you could ever want. You're basically set for life, and may get to travel places for conferences, may even get to meet Miyamoto.
Now here's the downside- for the sake of your job and relationship, you cannot purchase another non-Nintendo console or game for another console (PC games are OK to download only if they aren't on Steam or a major company such as Blizzard, basically leaving you with obscure/indie stuff).
Do you take it?
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>cannot purchase non-nintendo shit
>but can still steal them
Pirates win again, sign me up Reggie!
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I'm sure Reggie would approve of my filthy piracy of non-Nintendo games.
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Your perfect vidya girl becomes real, but you are transformed into what she desires and you must live in her world. Yay or nay?
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Would you rather live on Mars
or be forced to play Playstation Allstars?
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Would you live in Fallout NV, but had to live the courier's life?
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can't argue with that
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>he doesn't know about Reggie's daughter
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What if games were still fun?
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>>376885790
Will she have Reggie's face?
>>376886263
fug
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>>376886343
id be too lazy to set up ,y system and instead be shitposting on 4chan
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>>376886263
id tap. whats her size?
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>>376885790
Yes. No hesitation, yes. Nintendo are the only company that make fun, family friendly games instead of offensive, war-promoting games like Xbox and Play Station.
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What if you had all the money you ever wanted, but every night in your dreams Dr. Robotnik would have his way with you?
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