>"Hey Anon, here's your game back."

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>>376879401

ah, just how i left it, thanks

>>376879443
This.

Mother fucker.

Excuse me but Nintendo Switch games come on cartridges

>10 years later
>realize one game is missing
>don't remember which one

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>>376879401
"Is your parents home for tonight?"

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>let bro borrow game
>get it back with a huge white stain on the back
>looks like some milk or spooge dried on it or something
>doesn't come off no matter how I clean it, it's like its seeped into the very disk itself
>bro swears he didn't spill anything on it

what is it bros

>>376879798
>borrow game from friend
>years later he complains about how he lent it to someone but cant remember who
>fucking free vidya

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>>376879443

>that """friend""" who borrowed games and moved out of town

Hope you die painfully of cancer

>>376879878
Jizz obviously.

>>376879878
Pick at it with your nails. It'll come off eventually.

>"hey anon, long time no see.. uh what? the game you lent me? ohhh, I sold it -- the money? oh sure, I guess I don't need it anymore, I here's the $5 I got for it"

>>376879882
>acquaintance lends me his Gears of War collectors edition
>never hang out with him again
>end up fucking the shit out of a girl he had the hots for and being in a 4 year relationship with her

>>376879736
>sorry, my dog chewed the cartride a little bit :) It still works sometimes though!

>still have a game I lent over 10 years ago.
I dont want to return it because that would cause him to remember me

>>376879878
No idea but your tongue will definitely be able to get it off.

>>376879401
>My mom pays for my vidya: the image.
I had to buy my own games as a kid, let me tell you, this shit was taken alot better care of than those faggots that had parents with a $60k+ annual salary from both parents.

All my old-ass games are in fucking mint condition, guess being poor teaches you to appreciate vidya more.

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>>376880107

>>376880335
All my CD's and games were perfect. No scratches ever. I agree with you friend. As long as you treat your games right and not like a god damn filthy savage they'll be fine.

>>376880281
What do you want him to forget you

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>Man, haven't played game in a while.
>Find game
>Open case
>No disc

Baldur's Gate: Dark Alliance... where did you go?

>>376880335
My parents bougut everything and everything was in mint condition.
I think not being a nigger or not is the prime factor is deciding whether you act like a nigger or not.

>>376880281
you were a real piece of shit, I still hate you for that bullshit way back

>>376880598
ate his ass

>>376880714
>Have Diablo 2: Lord of Destruction's Disk
>Cant find CD Key

Ree etc.

>let friends borrow my games all the time
>forget about them as I move on to new games
>eventually move and lose basically my whole collection
aint even mad

>>376880335
Are you implying just because my mom bought me some games when I was a kid, I automatically treated them like shit?

You're wrong, y'know.

>>376881097
>Let friend borrow Starfox 64
>Moves away literally the day after

I'm not really even "mad" per se, but the emotional imprint still burns in the back of my memories, like charcoal on a piece of white paper.

>inherit ps2 and collection from my mom's dead friend who was a nerd that designed airliner jets
>games like spyhunter, goddamn wang jaburo, several james bonds, dynasty warriors <number>, jak n dax, spyro dragonfly, klonoa, dark cloud 1 and 2, ATV offroad fury, zone of the enders, DOA, SotC, battlefront 2, Ico, simpsons hit and run, mercs 2, nfs underground, mgs2, gauntlet dark legacy
>pumped but never get to really play any of the games because my mom was such a hardass about electronics and staring at screens, got maybe two gaming sessions for an hour each and only when friends were over so she didn't look bad in front of them
>also nothing mature until you're older etc
>instead of wasting it I decide to lend the ps2 and entire collection to my older brother so he, his wife's nephews, and our other brother can all play at their place
>one week later I get the ps2 back along with a few different maddens and a DDR mat
>"lol dude alcohol so faded lol what do you mean these aren't your games"
probably a deep-seeded reason why I hate drunks to this day
I happened to find gauntlet later on in my closet and it became my favorite (and only) ps2 game
still have it today and after some tweaks to the disk reader laser it still runs gauntlet

>>376881168
that was kind of rude really
I knew I was moving way in advance I just never though to ask for my games back

>friend borrows my archie comics collection I had been building a decad
>forgets to mention he's moving the next day
>"loses" them in the moving boxes along with my oxhorn slingshot I lent him
>mad for years until I realize archie comics were for girls
I still love jughead tho

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>>376880714
>poking around closet
>find game
>open case
>disc AND manual inside
a feel so sweet

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>"Hey Anon, here's your little sister back."

Thanks, Dad.

>>376882609
"Thanks for warming her up for me, pops."

>>376879401
I'm calling your mother to tell her to buy me a new game and I'm bringing my mom and dad who are both lawyers just incase.
you've shown me to never EVER lend anything to anyone, because of crapheads like you, I will be selfish for the rest of my life.
How would you like it if you gave me your game and I returned it to you like this? you try to play it but can't because I scratched it so bad that it's unplayable.
You are no longer my friend and I'm telling all your friends to never lend anything to you and I will show them proof, the reason they'll bel8ve me is because I always tell the truth, unlike you and your notorious lying tounge. I hate you Alexa, and I will never forget this, 24 years is not enough

>>376883229
ur gay

>>376879916
I have experienced this
I did not like it...

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>somehow it still works
>start a new playthrough
>get to the final boss
>*Clack clack clack*
>"Cannot read disk"

>>376879736
I put it up my a as without wiping

>>376882609
wow I told you to treat her well faggot now you gotta pay extra

>>376882609
People hurting women are shit.Hurting a woman is NEVER ok, this is an enormous waste and an innefficiency to eradicate, the only thing you should do to the ancestral parasite is to shoot a bullet through their brainstem, there are billions of them to slaughter.
Ordnung !

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>>376884129
*tips*

>have pokemon blue with fucking shitload of hours played
>sister overwrites save

fucking cunt, still mad about it