This guy comes up to ur gf and slaps her ass >wat do

GRABBIN

Go on my merry way since I don't have a gf

>>376876234
Walk to the other side of the room where my gf has been slapped to and carry her to a hospital.

>>376876234
Buy plane tickets because wherever she landed is probably in a different continent.

>>376876234
Throw Molotov, run like hell, and try not to bump into anything

>>376876234
use an adrenaline shot and throw a pipe bomb behind you. It's the finale, every man for himself when it comes to reaching that boat

Use all 10 shells of the auto-shotty and carefully center mass each shot to kill him without needing to reload once.

Run and shoot

>>376876521
Nigga you weak, I never ever leave a man behind. Even those that use medkits when they're in the yellow and there isn't any spare.

wonder why he slapped my hand and walk away

>>376876521
Just the worst kind of human alive.

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>>376876621
SHOOT N' RUN!

AUGH! DIS THREAD BELONGS TO DEH ORKZ NOW!

>>376876521
that brought back some great memories.

>>376876234
Attend my gf's funeral, if I had a gf that is

Wonder when the hell I got a gf.

>>376876521
>asshole teammate pulls this shit
>gets hit by a jockey up ahead
>just run on by
The universe will balance itself out eventually.

>tfw I have never played l4d and when I play peiple votekick me instantly
I just want to play as an infected

>>376876234
Arrange her funeral.

>>376876989
It really does, the real game isn't surviving it is manipulating how much karma you get each game.

>>376876234
Throw a molotov cocktail at him

>>376876234
>l4d2 tank
>getting close enough to smack ass

There's a reason sniper tanks are a thing.

>>376876843
Warhammer is like the embodiment of everything nerdy in the world. I don't understand how anyone can genuinely like it without memeing.

>>376876989
I'm the asshole you gave a (you) too and it still amuses me when I get karma jockey'd or karma pounced.

Jokes aside what is the correct response to someone else touching your woman? Last week a total stranger just walked up to my wife and gave her butt a squeeze but she just laughed and he seemed friendly enough so I didn't do anything.

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>>376877208

t. Anthony Burch

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Set him on fire and use tier 2 weapons on him.

>>376877008

The L4D community is the most toxic shit you could experience outside of ASSFAGGOTS. Stay far away from it.

>>376876234
Kick him in the legs and laugh at him for missing leg day.

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>>376877262

>>376877447

No kidding

>get kicked out of lobby because someone went on my profile and saw I had less than 500 hours played

wew.

>>376877447
>had two friends I played L4D2 with religiously
>we existed in our own bubble
>gazed upon the bigger community from afar, agreed it was pure garbage
The 3 of us +Rochelle bot got us through everything from expert realism to endless versus matches. Those were good times.

>>376877447
Every now and then I want to go back and revisit and end up playing with bots on normal just to avoid the community.

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>>376877262
gets me every time

>>376877447
>>376877582
I played solo with others on expert difficulty through all the levels and it was fine. You guys are fags.

>>376876234
I'm so fucking piseed the fact that this game never came for ps3 and ps4

>>376877552
>some elitist keeps trying to tell me and my two friends what to do on normal mode
>tell him to fuck off after a while that it is normal mode so no planning is needed
>calls me a shitter and says I don't even have 1000 hours and tries to kick me
>me and my two friends just down him and shove him in incapacitated mode until he rage quits

I hate it when people take normal difficulty too seriously

>>376877447
Yeah, it's a damn shame too because campaign got super fucking boring to me. The AI is just too predictable, friendly fire is really the only threat.

Especially when I can aggressively exploit a bunch of maps, I still know a coaster skip in dark carnival, despite their best patching efforts

>>376876289
PUUKKEEE!?

>>376877208
KEK.

>>376877873
If you're playing on normal difficulty you probably are a shitter, though. But they would have to be shitters as well.

>>376878084
My friends never play on anything except easy or normal in any other game and bitch when it is harder.

I always play any game on the highest difficulty except those that delete your save when you die, maybe if I ever feel like playing the game again.

find a new gf because mine disappeared

>>376876497
>throwing molotov
You do know that makes him faster right?

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Don't worry guys *I'll* pick Rochelle so no one has to.
>HHUUAAHAHAHAAWSHITSWEETLINCOLNMULLETBOYNOWAYHUAAHAHAHAHAHAAAUGHNOOOOOOOHUUAHAUAHUAHA

>>376876234
Good luck, he's startled the witch

>>376878268
not in l4d2

>>376878319
Voice spammers are the literal worse

>>376878445
But I'm the best voice spammer.

Where do you aim at the witch the ''crown'' it and kill it in one shot with a shotgun? I wait for her to look at me and begin to slowly get up and aim for her head but it barely ever works.

TOSS'N A BILE BOMB

>>376877719
The campaign players are fine, they just have the tendency to quit as soon as things go slightly wrong. Vs community is terrible, you get votekicked for missing 1 atrack as an infected.

>>376878445
I believe you mean literal best

>>376878773
maybe if you're a child

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>>376876521
>not hitting two team mates standing together with boomer bile

>>376878527
I think you get her square in the back, pretty sure it doesn't have to be a headshot, just all pellets have to hit.

>>376876843
cringe

>>376878824
Shit ain't right, keep your shit tight

>>376878865
>load in first
>quickly use as many medkits as you can and try to speed run to the next one and use those medkits

This is sadly the only way I play it online now, so much so that me and a real life friend do it together as competition.

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>>376877149

>>376879052
there's certain levels, anon
buying little figurines with the edgiest backstories is pretty bad

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>>376877552
>playing with randoms
>two of them are bf/gf and the third is a orbiting beta
>girl keeps wandering off and spawning in tons of special infected, triggering hordes, startling the witch
>I'm playing the best game of my life like a fucking machine, killing all these infected, reviving and healing like crazy
>vote kicked because I was "hitting on his gf"

>>376879120
Don't heal my gf dude, she's a pro gamer and doesn't need your charity

>>376879207
>heal teammate in the red with a medkit
>they start shooting me to stop

but why, you have no pills or a medkit

Turn 360 degrees and walk away

fuckin scavenger mode is absolute cancer you made the smallest mistake you get kicked. team mate was being attacked by hunter so i dropped jerry can to save him and they got mad cause apparently he wasnt important enough to save...

I always wondered why they made the Tanks bald in L4D2

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>>376876234

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>playing l4d2 with mods
>this starts blasting

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Ajhzlq42f0

>>376879319
If they get down and revived they'll come back with more health than they currently have. It's a waste of a health pack.

>>376879442
my menu theme is this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YfOEEVxBmgk

>>376876342
Just use a medkit

throw molotov on him

>>376879449
Obviously but there were no defibs around.

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>>376879114
bro you've got no fucking right to say that kind of shit when you come to a place like this.

>>376879519
>throw molotov on him
Don't be a bitch, throw it AT HIM

>>376878319
Bill and Louis have the best spam laughs

>>376879563
defib him with your mouth you srcub

>>376879664
it's not like i play guro loli VNs

>>376879740
that sounds like somthing someon who plays thos would say

>>376876234
Why was this such a good game? Even L4D2 was great multiplayer fun.

>playing L4D2
>some guy named vegeta
>has image of vegeta
>play like 2 matches with him
>3rd match some new guy comes in and says some shit on mic
>Vegeta gets on the mic
>sounds like vegeta
>start's screaming at the guy for ruining the peace and quiet
It was the best!

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>>376879709
Louis was the best Jeers character.
>mfw spamming "OOOOH! And OH NO!" every second

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>>376876234
>gf

>>376879740
Kill yourself.

>>376878445
>they keep interrupting Ellis' Keith stories

>>376879919
you first

>>376878319
Yo, Nick.
Yo, Nick.
Yo, Nick.

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>>376879952
NOW THAT IS EVEN MORE UNFORGIVABLE

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>>376876521
>not killing your three teammates and every single special infected in the final sprint, and surviving yourself

they expect three of us in the wreckage brother
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ieOPKYRyDDQ

>>376878319
LEMME AXE U SUMFIN

>>376879952
fucking monsters.

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>>376879952
>they keep interrupting Ellis' Keith stories

>>376876234
At that point, he's probably right up next to. I'd submit to the brutal ass pummeling in hopes that is all he'll do before leaving

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>>376879952
>interrupting Ellis' Keith stories
No

Fuck you, I want to play this garbage game that only brought me misery now.

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>>376876234
Kill Rochel

>>376879983
I'm not a sick fuck who looks at loli guro. Kill yourself.

>>376879740
Anon, do you like Demonophobia?

>>376876234
>Skipping leg day