Well?

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>>376874259
I'm about to have the best fucking time of my life.

>>376874259
Batman from lego batman 2

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Jill Valentine (REmake)

I am so FUCKED

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>>376874259
I'm either really fucked or the luckiest person alive depending on how you look at it.

>>376874315
He's just gonna kick you out of your room so he can fuck his teacher.

>>376874534
>fucking her
>not having her make coffee and massage you so you can be alpha with all the other women

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Honestly, it'd probably be pretty fucking bad.

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>>376874259
Oh fuck yeah

door-kun
finally, someone more autistic than I am

>>376874259
>my dragons dogma red head waifu mc.

I'll never see them so it'll be about the same.

>>376874624
Either way you're out on your ass for the night

Princess daisy

>>376874534
Hey man nu-persona MC's pretty much cure the lives of everyone around them. By the end of his year you'll probably have the love of your life, enough money to move out and the biggest asshole in your life will have had a change of heart. If my bro needs the room for the night so he can fuck sensei he's getting the fucking room.

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NO FUN ALLOWED

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I feel like i'm gonna get real sick of this real fast

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>>376874315
You would be like Mishima to him.
He doesn't care about you at all.

>my fem crusader from Diablo 3
I'll let her teach me about Zakarum anyday

>>376875037

PIPI

>>376874259
>Jack from Bioshock
I know his secret code so I essentially have a superhuman guy from the 60s as my own personal murderbutler.

>>376874259
Heavy from Team Fortress 2?

cool, he and I can make sandwiches together

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>>376874259
My roommate is an eldritch spirit that can turn people into insane copies of himself. Luckily he's actually pretty chill and likes to read books, so we'll probably get along fine. Thank god for Dwarf Fortress's random personality generator.

>>376874870
shed be PRETTY SMELLY

I dont think they have invented soap yet, nor do they know about baths

>>376875207
>Luckily he's white.

>>376875015
see
>>376875068

>>376874259
>2B
oh fuck, thank you god

Kratos

>>376875068
He would at least fix up my life somehow. Even ultra-beta mishima's life improves with him even if you just go fully savage on him with dialog choices.

>>376875239
Last time I took a shower was 2 months ago so I have no problem with that

>>376874259
Lucio

I'll get less sleep cause of the noise but thats it.

>a random soldier from XCOM

Okay?

>>376874259
>Chosen Undead
He's pretty chill as long as you don't have any rings on you

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>my Demon's Souls character
He never eats or sleep, just occasionally drops by to see if I have any more dialogue (and I do, so he hangs out for a bit and just listens which is nice because my parents stopped answering my calls). Every once in a while he comes back as a human and throws himself out the window.

Probably the best roommate I've ever had.

>Iraqi insurgent

I report him to the authorities and look for a new roommate, but it will make a nice story to tell others I guess.

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>>376874259
Ruined goods, but has a good work ethic.

>Julia from Fire Emblem Geneology/Heroes

I got a cute retarded incest rape baby as a roommate, I guess I win because she is cute.

>>376875347
Your fault for not giving your soldier an identity desu

>>376875451
underrated post

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>>376874259
Well shit, is what.

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Dis nigga right here

I'm not fucked at all. We gonna slay pussy like they heretics.

>>376875451
Kek

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>>376874259
I don't honestly know.

>Sherlock Holmes

Pretty cool. Sorry Watson.

>Gene
My name is Alexander

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>Stick dick in her mouth while she's asleep
>She starts suckling it

>>376874259
>Lucio
Fine by me.

>>376874259
>Master Chief
ALL THE OTHER KIDS WITH PUMPED UP KICKS

>>376876121
Prepare to get stolen from

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>The good hunter
Things really don't end well for me.

>tetromino
nothing happens
unless that doesn't count, in which case

>BoTW Link
good friend that's proficient at cooking and/or fuck buddy depending on how gay I become close to him

My Planetside 2 character? But she's a Vanu.

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>>376874259
>Batman is now my room mate
Neat.

>Vietcong guerilla straight from the jungle.
If he doesn't murder me immediately we can bond over our SKS's I hope.

>>376874259
Well, if it's how she is toward the end of the game I'm fine. She's not one to randomly kill you, anyway. She might accidentally turn me into a demon, but I'd like to think I'd keep my mind.

>>376875281
just don't be a pathetic, pushy fuck. I said he'd IMPROVE my life, not BE my life.

>my Skyrim waifu
we can be useless dumpy NEETs together

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>>376876359
Welp, forgot pic.

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Probably he might teach me HEMA a thing or two. He also a kind king, to be quite honest.

>>376876476
Also, she's a god at housework.

>>376876252
Absolutely dosgusting

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She seems to enjoy wearing really tight clothes and she never talks, I think I'll be fine.

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It could be okay depending on how bad his ptsd is from nam.

>my character from EYE
Fuckme, he is insane and likes to make waves

>>376874259
Shantae, I'm going to be the creepiest fucking roomie.

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>the barbarian chick from D3 they put in HotS
I guess pretty damn fucked

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Either he'll ignore me completely or I develop an apprenticeship and learn the art of the hustle

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mite b cool

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NEED A 'SPENCA HERE

>OG Doomguy
Maybe he will tell me the most effective way to kill hellspawn and how to care for a bunny.

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>WAHOO YIPPEE
could you keep it down?
>SO LONG GAY BOWSER!
Uh, Mario, just could you
>BING BING BING YIPPEE!
SHUT THE FUCK UP! SHUT YOUR GODDAMN HOLE!!!!
>OKEE DOKEY!

mfw

fallout 4, my character: knight. he kills everything in sight that he will not benefit from

>>376876181
Are you saying you`re a damn beast?

>>376876823
Alright, you got me with the OKEE DOKEY!

My character from Xenoblade X? Gonna be a little weird, but not fucked.

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Jesus fucking Christ I have Doomguy

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>Valentine and Ms. Fortune
YES PLEASE

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>>376874259
Thank the stars. Maybe she'll punish me sexually if I disobey her

Venom Snake

Brick for BL1, could be neat.

>>376876829
better get some kneepads and mouthwash

>>376875347

>hey, remember that time i fucked up and let your squad leader die?
>haha
>good times

>>376876937
Hope you enjoy listening to Metallica and Slayer 24/7.

>>376875293
So, you have cute babysitting sessions with Kratos' wife's son?

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Vodka and prayers friend

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The Boss from Saints Row 2

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This isn't good.

A2 :3

>warcraft 3

Well i have been having lewd dreams of vashj....time to make a move.

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Fuck yeah.

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>Mario and Luigi: Dream Team
Uh, which one do I pick?
Either way it's going to be really awkward.

>>376874259
cool I'm living with the Ashen One

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How fucked am I?

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I'd live in fear.

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>>376875068
>The Moon is literally my Arcana
>Liked Mishima at first but he got really fucking annoying quick once he started sucking your dick
>His S Link does more harm than good to his character overall

>>376875290
>9S

fuck

>>376877413
Just move in with them, don't they get a sick crib or something?

>>376877752
Sam would be a bro and Max would fuck with all of your stuff

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I would get along with him just fine.

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at least I won't have to worry about grenades now

>>376877797
Nah I think he's alright. atleast he realizes hes being a shitbag all on his own. then he goes and saves you and humanity with fucking twitter.

>>376874259
>a monkey

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>>376878174
>Joker and the team literally powered by (You)s

>>376878046
But what if Sam tricks me into giving him my shit or doing something for him so he can complete a convoluted section of the case.
I'm not getting punched in the face, having my house destroyed, or my shit stolen just for the plot to move forward.
I also don't want them to turn my house into their office and hoard a bunch of trophies.
Though, maybe as condolences Sam would let me take part in the Inventory's Poker Nights.

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>>376874259
I'm...not sure what to think. I think I might need a whole lot of Neutra-air or something though...

>>376875335
I'm at 2 weeks