Everyone criticizes console wars threads and console wars as

Kill yourself

console wars are good because autism xD

>>376863660
>Threads mostly revolve around MUH SALES
>Most of the time sales are driven by who has the most popular version of FIFA/Madden

NINTENDO IS FOR AUTISTS AND MANCHILDREN LOL

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>>376863660
You are the most delusional faggot ever to grace /v/

What would be the best Nintendo console for me?


I hate pokemon games


I hate the games of the legend of zelda


I hate violent games.


I do not like to play online

>>376863660
>Console wars allow customers to see the consoles naked, as they are, without the marketing filter.
Console wars are a marketing filter.

>>376863660
>Console wars are battles of wit, where only the ones who carry the truth emerge victorious
lol no

>>376864838
Virtual Boy

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>>376864838
This is a legit answer. This little machine is fun as fuck. get some Centipede in your life anon.

>>376863660
You don't "win" anything by arguing with people on the internet.
Virtually console war threads are just shitposting anyway.

>>376863660
>Smearing shit on the walls is fine because people know about said shit!
kill yourself.

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>>376863660

>>376863660
Reminder that every single time one of you faggots makes a console war thread, Sony/Micorsoft laugh all the way to the bank while you essentially shill for them, for free.

>battle of wit
>meanwhile, sony, m$, and nintendo execs are sitting there laughing with their top dollar cars as fanboys shill for free

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>>376865125
>forgets to add Nintendo for some reason

oh you thought you were hiding there nintendo cuck

>>376865285
Goes for Nintendo or Valve as well, or any video game publisher or developper.

>>376864964
Give me good reasons, because the Virtual Boy would be the best nintnedo console for me?

>>376864968
That's an atari 2600 (VCS) I'm talking about Nintendo consoles

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>>376864838
Get a 3ds and Get RHDS And Megamix, Also hack tengoku

>>376865410
>Give me good reasons, because the Virtual Boy would be the best nintnedo console for me?
1) No Pokemon Games
2) No Games like the LoZ
3) No violent games
4) No online
5) Good games like Bomberman, 3D Tetris, Atlus's Jack Bros and Wario Land.

>>376865627
They have to be Nintendo consoles, where there is nothing of the shit of the legend of zelda and pokemon.

>>376865739
>nothing of the shit of the
ESL?

>>376865739
You can Ignore those games you Nignig

>>376865710
a question

Is there a Virtual Boy emulator?

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>/v/ console war threads important for the industry
>/v/ console war threads being important at all

>>376865834
Mednafen is probably your best bet. There are dedicated VB emulators but they're sort of bad. I emulated Virtual Boy Wario Land using mednafen and medgui and it worked perfectly.