>6 players and counting! Thanks for being such a B A D A S S

This post has double the likes than actual players.

More people liked the tweet than actve players

I hope Bashar al-Assad is their next sponsor.

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>have more siblings than battleborn has players
Sad!

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>>376860481

>>376860956
Hi Ahmed

say what you want but the game has a very very VERY small but dedicated group that still plays

>http://steamcharts.com/app/394230
>average players last 30 days
>96
>lmao

>>376860481
>he thinks steam userbase accounts for the largest userbases in the world
>he thinks brick and mortar stores arent 99% of all sales worldwide
>he thinks his cancerous drm platform is the future
>gabe
>literal sell you mods other people made

That's fucking sad. I'm surprised they haven't shut the game down.

>>376862632
How does anyone respect pitchford? Serious question.

>>376860956
You're an only child?

>>376862632
guess the bibles like his game then

>>376862632
Jeez. I was raised in the Bible Belt, and while I don't mind exchanging remarks amongst my brothers I would never publicly disrespect a holy book just to be a smug dick.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uE8EhJ9gS28

happy b-day battleborn, such a badass game for badass players.

>i'm sure the playerbase is the gearbox staff playing against each other at this point.

>>376862960
I hate religion and think humans know enough about the universe to move past it by now and I also wouldn't do this because as you said it's just generally disrespectful and does nothing to convince anyone.

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>>376862023

>>376862632
No one likes a religious bigot, Randy.

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>>376862632

>>376862697
he keeps company with Anthony Burch in the same way average girls hang out with ugly girls to appear more attractive. which reminds me at least he's not Anthony Burch.

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>>376862585
So VERY SMALL and DEDICATED that they can't even fill their stupid battleborn tournaments.

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>>376862632

I genuinely enjoyed Battleborn, and I wish it hadn't struck out so bad.

They just did too many things wrong.

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>>376860481
>>376862438
NEVER GIVE UP!

>>376860481
i hope randy learned his lesson that borderlands is the only good thing going for them

>>376864803

And even thats trash

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>>376862632
Wonder if he'd do the same to a Quran

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>>376860481
Happy birthday Battleborn!!!

>>376862632
>Americans actually get offended by this
You're the muslims of the west

>>376864803
>borderlands
>not Brothers in arms

>>376865152
*muffled gunshot from randy's office*

>>376860481
youd think we would be tired of these battleborn bashing threads but ill be damned if they dont put a smile on my face every time i see one

>>376862632
He really is the man who keeps on giving isn't he?

>>376865163
It's not offense. It's annoyance at something that would have been have been edgy for a 15 year old to say in 1997.

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>>376864803
What are you talking about right now? Look at all these recent runaway hits!

>>376862662
>brick and mortar stores arent 99% of all sales worldwide
you know saying shit like this makes you smell of reddit.

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>>376865163
Of course a godless Euro cuck bending over and taking the long dick of EU Bureaucrats has no sense of higher standards and morals.

Just pray that this man comes back and saves you from yourselves.

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>>376865152
c-come at me b-bro

>>376865217
like there will ever be another brothers in arms again

>>376865152
>30 million players
Didn't OW have a bunch of open betas and free weekends?

>>376865591
>full clip
>CLIP
in allahs will I hope he smites these infidels

>>376864424
That place looks comfy as fuck tho. Best E3 fort ever.

>>376866031
I didn't pay attention to OW during beta, but there's only been one free weekend.

>>376866031
yup and like drug dealers giving out samples
it worked

>>376865945
all they should make is memelands and brothers in arms games If they where smart.

>>376860481
Next month guest characters from smash hits like Street Fighter V and Mass Effect Andromeda.

>game is a gigantic flop
>still contractually obligated to support it
Is this like a married couple whose kid dies and they force themselves to stay together?

>>376860956
>anime fag having children

I dont believe you.

>>376866267
>>376866282
That's why i think it's bullshit to brag about registered players instead of copies sold. Especially for a Blizzard title.

>>376862632

Damn, that's edgy as fuck.

>>376860481
Gonna be honest.. Battleborn has refused to cave in to popular opinion and continued to support their game for the past year. This is /v/'s literal wet dream when it comes to obscure niche games, and everyone hates it because it pissed off Blizzdrones.

Really makes you think.

>>376864570
Last I heard, 2K unofficially disowned Battleborn

>>376866391
siblings arent your kids, dumbass

>>376866375
its like wanting to kill yourself everyday for making such a shit game.

Does Randy Pitchford have any reason to live?

>>376866391
Do you not know what a sibling is?

>>376866513
Everyone hates it because it's just not fun. No one plays it. This isn't a 'niche' game, it's a bad game.

>>376866391
>siblings
learn2read idiot

>>376865163
Except for the whole killing and raping thing.

>>376862632
Almost as good as stealing millions from one game project to fund Borderlands. Good one, Randy!

>>376866513
we aren't badass enough to unlock the games the potential

>>376866513
>pissed off blizzdrons
Uuuuuhhh i don't think blizzdrons give 2 shits about battleborn let alone anyone else probably because OW is successful.

>>376866575
This
There's a difference between supporting a niche audience and a lost cause. Battleborn has nothing going for it that's been done better by Overwatch. And no amount of hype is going to bring anyone back, because they already lost when they brought their shriveled cock to a dick-waving contest with Blizzard

>>376866517
They more or less have. The game grossed $18 million on release which is good for niche games with no budgets but not for AAA games with inflated budgets, and considering most AAA games have their sales with 2 weeks and then die out, Battleborn was doomed.

Even on Steam when 2K has a publisher sale with a massive banner, they hide Battleborn and have something like Mafia 3 instead.

>>376866513
I think people hate it because they literally blind you with all the UI and weapon/ability visual effects

>>376866713
>Come at me bro
what where they thinking?

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>>376866391
>sibling = offspring

>>376862632
Here is a thought. Just don't read it and leave it there for the next person that rents the room. Its just a book it cant force you to read it.

>>376866391
Anon i think you're retarded. Like literally a potato.

>>376865163
*drives into a group of pedestrians*

>>376866513
>an ASSFAGGOTS is /v/'s wet dream
How up your ass are you?

>>376862632
So does this make him a bigot now?

>>376866918
>ASSFAGGOTS
We're still using this meme term?
You know no one cares about Aeon of Strife, right?

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>>376862632
Religious bigotry is all fun and games until you insult a religion that hits back, Randy.

>>376866513
>when it comes to obcure niche games
Yes but this is a AAA developer who's out to make money, not anyone's passion project.

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>>376866391

>>376865152
Someone copy and paste these tweets next to the prelaunch ribbing Gearbox tried to do.

>>376865796
God Bless you Uncle Adolf

>>376866674
>Uuuuuhhh
Fuck off reddit.

>>376864920
>b-but what about Islam

Kys

>>376867108
Yes, i'm still thinking of my hot cousin.
I want to fuck her, not impregnate her.

>>376862632
Literally nothing wrong with mocking religion

>>376866391
>this is your average anime hater

What a fucking retard

>>376866031
Randy used that logic and said that Battleborn had about 2 million players.

>>376866513
>Battleborn has refused to cave in to popular opinion and continued to support their game for the past year.
You think they did it out of love?
They were selling a season pass, they were FORCED to do it.

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>>376862632
Someone post the Quran edit.

>>376867181
>kys
How about you speak like a normal person, autismo?

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>>376867112
Enjoy

Anyone genuinely excited for news/E3 reveal of Borderlands 3 knowing that if Gearbox fucks up their golden goose that it could literally mean the end of their company's existence? They've had way too many huge fuck ups and their only saving grace is that Borderlands is profitable as fuck. Borderlands 3 being a flop will be the final nail in Gearbox's coffin.

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Remember that time Battleborn devs decided it was for the best if they stopped interacting with their community and delayed there next major patch yet again.

>>376867523
I'm holding out for someone finding the source code to Cataclysm so we can get Cataclysm Rememed
Mostly to see how the Beast looks like in HD.

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JUST

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>>376860852
Recount that, anon. It's quadrupled.

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>>376866391
It's wrong you have sex with your parents, anon.

>>376862960
>I would never publicly disrespect a holy book


It's not a holy book, it's just a book, a higher power had nothing to do with it. Why are you afraid of disrespecting ancient Jews?

>>376867682
>inb4 gearbox goes under
screenshot this.

>>376867786
What would cause a man to make up such a lie about a one of the biggest companies in his industry and expect to not get called out in it. I mean I read the that article. It's not like a sentence or two. The motherfucker made up an elaborate story and everything.

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>>376866391

>siblings are offspring

WEw lad

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>>376868002
Maybe Randy is just chuuni as fug. Would explain a lot actually.

>>376868002
Expect nothing less from a con-artist. The less anyone deals with him the better.

That said, it's always fun to tweet him saying "Borderlands 2 is the best game Sega ever made." He gets extremely pissed off.

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>>376868154
I want to abuse randy!

>>376865163
>grown man does something rude and cringy
>dang, that's rude and cringy
>LOL AMERICANS R TRIGGERED GAIZ

My respect for Europeans just keeps dropping

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>>376865163
>west drops religion
>instantly falls to sexual deviancy and stops having children
Maybe there was more to religion than worshiping a sky fairy?

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>>376868212
Its not very hard.

>>376862632

I'm gonna ignore the obvious *tips fedora* comment and ask what kind of fucking savage just throws dirty room service dishes out onto the hall. that's either A) 80's rock star bullshit, or B) white trash that conned a relative into paying for a nice hotel room because they're visiting family or some shit behavior.

I didn't even know 2k published Battleborn. I stopped caring about their games when they butchered Turtlerock Studio's dream game.

>>376868227
>having respect for Europeans
That was your first mistake.

>>376868253
>religion is the reason why we reproduce
You cannot be that stupid.

>>376862632
>all those triggered christcucks

>>376868402
americans don't even have respect for your fellow americans, nobody expects you to have respect for foreigners.

>>376867523
Well, a lot of companies seems to be dying this year so why not, this fucker deserves it

>>376868474
Your lefty laws made people not want to reproduce. There's little reason for a man with a good head upon his shoulders to marry. You can also take in to account the whole utopia debate, which is playing in real time over in Japan.
Putting two and two together, that is probably the root of all evil.

>>376867181
Yeah how bout that religion that is responisble for daily murders and just generally making everything it touches shit. How about it. You numale faggot.

>>376868691
The root of all evil is religion.
Literally.

i wonder if i can get a free key for battleborn if i ask randy. too bad i dont have a twitter...

>>376868526
Look who's triggered now

My how the tables have turned

>>376868531

Because being a piece of shit is the best way to get ahead in life, in all honesty.

Also, to the fedoralords arguing about a book in here

>>>/pol/

Go back to your containment board.

>>376868260
>No you're not, you'll be stone dead in a moment

>>376860481
The only game deader than this piece of trash is Team Fortress 2

>>376868253
>sociology fags
It has more to do with economics than anything, go back to writing essays for your libtard professor about muh morals and feels.

>>376868892

>Dead
>Still has consistently anywhere from around 40-60k players

>>376868753
It's money you idiot

>>376867282
Wasn't defending Bitchford, that dude and his game are fucked beyond recognition, but Blizzard needs some massive fucking failure to bring the ego of the whole company down a notch or 10. Nothing i hate more than overconfidence, earned or not.

>>376868753
Hardly.
It gives people a reason to band together. You need to remember that humanity is tribal at it's most base form. Without a reason to unite, you'll get consumed by larger powers.

I can agree with you that so called "holy wars" cause issues, but man's lust for resources and power is much worse, especially in the modern era.

>>376868905
Sorry, can't hear you over you daughter(male) begging you for a new dress.

>>376867108
lucky for me, shes my cousin's daughter so I feel safe in letting my swimmers splash around in her pool without any problems.

2 years of screwing around and only 1 pregnancy scare so our track record seems fine so far

>>376868753
It's greed. Pure human greed. No other answer comes close.

>>376860481
Wow, only one year and the game is already dead. I thought it was out longer than that honestly.

>>376867902
because you fucking autist, its a matter of respect, you don't disrespect other peoples beliefs. I don't even get why you'd post this, you know damn well you wouldn't disrespect someone who is religious to their face.

>>376869150
It gives people kill for for a fantasy.
It makes people think death isn't bad so they kill.

>>376862632
>tossing your towels and dirty dishes into the hallway
What the fuck is wrong with this guy, and where the shit does he get off calling other people jerks?

>>376869268
post story

>>376867108
I don't get this. As if you can't pull out or get an abortion, or something.

>>376860481
STOP!
STOP!
IT'S ALREADY DEAD!
LEAVE IT ALONE!

>>376869328
>its a matter of respect, you don't disrespect other peoples beliefs.

Of course you do. You probably make fun of vegans or anti-vaxxers or scientologists all the time.

>>376869350
Ironic considering murder is frowned upon by the largest religions and the religion people love to shit upon the most, their last holy war was in defense from aggressors invading Europe.
Even if you imagine up a world where religion didn't exist, people would still fight for more and more base reasons. As the other anons said, it's greed.
If it's not for a God, it's for gold, not for gold, it's for food, if it's not for food, it's for women.
Our world is based upon bloodshed, you're just looking for something to blame and looking in the completely wrong direction.

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>>376869509

>shit i was wrong
>hahAHAH YOU WERE ALL BAITED

>>376869509
It seems that retards never get tired of the pretending.

>>376869562
>You probably make fun of vegans or anti-vaxxers or scientologists all the time.
Yeah, but that shit's retarded.

>>376869607
It doesn't matter if greed is bad or worse. This doesn't make religion any better.

>religion makes people evil
Explain communism

>>376869607
>Ironic considering murder is frowned upon by the largest religions

Both Christianity and Islam says its ok to kill in certain circumstances.

>>376869562
of course i do, but i don't do it publicly, and if i was """"famous"""" like that faggot randy I sure as shit wouldn't be mocking peoples religious beliefs.

There's a time and a place for everything, anyone that isn't a retard knows you have to gauge your audience.

>>376869720
The topic was the ROOT of all evil, not the roots.

>>376869761
One of them grew up, yet they still get the heat.

>>376869751
Substitute religion.

>>376869429
Nothing too crazy, we were hanging out because it was her 21st birthday that month and I was nearby visiting my family, I stopped at her place and had some drinks and watched Tropic Thunder twice for some reason. It was hot due to Chicago having fucked up weather occasionally and it was like 83 despite it being almost mid night so she got into her sleeping shorts and what looked like a sports bra though she had a bra underneath still

She noticed that I had wandering eyes and teased me about it, told her she was an attractive women and I couldn't help it occasionally, she would lay her head on my shoulder while we watched some other movie, my hand ended up on her hip, we kissed, made out and that led to me busting a nut in her to avoid making a mess on her couch

Kept it up since then and its been swell

>>376864424
full video?

>>376865591
>the duke and bulletstorm remastered flopped that badly
Interesting note, Gearbox published both of those themselves. Given their apparently abysmal sales, this could be the final nail in the coffin.

>Gearbox will die before the end of the year
Can't wait for Randy's next single about how bigots killed his company.

>>376869509
And I'm sure you'll appreciate people's reports for shitposting too.

>>376868753
>muh Sam Harris morality
Must be nice living in the west where Christianity allowed for open dialogue and debate.
Without Christianity people would be sacrificing children to Moloch.

>>376869853
>One of them grew up, yet they still get the heat.

So it was proven that god was a retard and they changed it and he still is.
Fucking damage control.

>>376870090
>Without Christianity people would be sacrificing children to Moloch.
No without Christianity or any kind of religion we would be much further.

>>376870090
>Without Christianity people would be sacrificing children to a religion wiped out several hundred years before jesus was alive.

But yeah, Christianity post enlightenment is pretty benign as far as religions go.

>>376870209
proofs?

>>376869853
>One of them grew up

Are you referring to Christianity? Because the Bible has a section that pretty much says its okay to kill people as long as an "authority" tells you to do so.

>>376870252
Ever heard of the dark ages?

>>376867730
>We don't even know if people will be interested or not
How the fuck could you spend so much into a product you were so incredibly uncertain of?

>ninjas, hackers and lesbians want you dead
It's hard being a Mercy main.

>>376870290
ever read a history book more recent than 1800?

>>376870256
This. If god would tell them to kill their son they would possibly even do it.

I would never because I'm not an indoctrinated sheep.

>>376870252
He has none. He doesn't understand how early Christians converted people through debate and reason and not by the sword. I guess the very mechanisms that allow science to develop aren't adequate.

>>376870360
What has this to do with anything? Christianity was holding us back and if it was for them they would still do it.

>>376869328
i bet you were raised in the south

>>376870425
People were stupid and didn't know it better of course they did convert them with their riddles. Today this only works if you start it when the kids are born and poison their minds that way.

>>376870290
christian monks were some of the only people who could write and preserved many of the greek and roman texts through the dark ages though

>>376862632

I refuse to stay in a hotel room without a Bible in it. I'm not even religious, but it's one superstition that has stuck with me my whole life.

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>>376865152
This is like measuring two turds. One small turd and a giant turd.

>>376870552
Because religion was huge back then. Nearly everyone was religious. But nowadays we know it better and religion slowly dies out but it still needs 1000 of years to do so.

>>376870516
>people were stupid
I guess traveling to every known Synagogue to debate Rabbis on scripture is stupid.
Apologetic's is inherent to Christianity. I'm sorry you were raised by Protestants -- not like Catholics know anything about it either. At least Catholics can appeal to the Church.

>>376866618
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>>376870143
We're digressing from the original topic and what you said made little sense at all.
What do you mean by this?

>>376870256
When was the last christian led holy war again? Surely there were people who mention god before going on an oil hunt, but when was the last real christian holy war?
Also refer to my first sentence. The correct answer is greed. As soon as we left the trees and learnt to farm, it was greed.
Atheism doesn't mean closing your eyes and ears to everything to harangue religion. That's just being an edgy teen.

>>376870742
When I say stupid I mean they didn't understand the universe, the world and evolution etc.
Stop being so triggered.

>>376870885
>I'm bored
You should make a time machine and teach early man how to make a computer. I would love to see the blank stares they give you.

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>>376869639
>>376870035
>Still replying
You just can't help yourselves lmfao

>>376870851
>We're digressing from the original topic and what you said made little sense at all.
>What do you mean by this?

Somehow god had no idea what he does, so they changed the scripture. And he still doesn't have a clue.

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>>376869509
>HAHAHA I WAS JUST LE BAITING HAHAHA ECKS DEE

>>376869716
Do you know what else is retarded? Ancient Jewish moral memery mandating that thou shalt not wear clothing made of two fibers.

>>376870290
sometimes I forget how intellectually lazy people on /v/ are. this guy is still parroting half remembered trash he probably heard from some retarded comedian 15 years ago.

>>376867840
sauce for the love of god

>>376871080
>science was allowed

>>376869769
>of course i do, but i don't do it publicly,

Cool. So instead of your former stance of ''don't disrespect beliefs!'' you've moved to 'disrespect beliefs, but be a coward about it'

>>376871015
Anon, I'm worried about you.

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>>376870948
One step away from having actual mountain dew/doritos all over your character. You can't make this shit up.

>>376871043
>anon on the internet doesn't know that huge parts of the Mosaic Law were supposed to be very strange and unnatural
When the goal is to make a group of people obviously different from the people around them, making them do weird stuff works really well.

>>376870851
>When was the last christian led holy war again?

Mate you were the one that claimed
>murder is frowned upon by the largest religions

All I said was that the Bible has at least one passage that outright justifies murder (even mass murder) as long as an authority tells you to do so.

All I'm saying is that you're making uneducated claims.

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>>376871098
No, bad anon.

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>>376869895
very nice story

>>376871025
How would god have any idea on what he does if he's a space fairy and some bearded faggots wrote a few stories about him?
The bible hasn't been changed for a very long time. Honestly, what the fuck are you talking about?
There's no substance to your posts other than "kek he doesn't know what he's doing" and yes, we do fucking digress. We're no longer discussing the root of all evil.

>>376870885
We still don't understand those things you dumb little shit

>>376871112
what is this supposed to imply?

>>376871283
God isn't real. Deal with it.

>>376871317
But way better than we used to. Therefore we don't need a magical to explain it..

>>376871252
lol

>>376870948
Which is a bigger insult? This or prometheus?

It's amazing to me that anyone is actually retarded enough to genuinely fall for religions

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>>376860481
Say what you will about the game itself. The Battleborn logo is one of the most memorable of all time.

>>376862632
Is this guy 12?

>>376871424
*tips fedora* Yes. I too am an enlightened gentlesir. How do you get back at those religious sheep? I personally get at them by moving the Bible into the fiction section at my local library.

>>376871424
You can't actually do anything about it. If you parents raise you that way you will believe it.

>>376871274
thanks bud, we thought about actually being a couple but we arent sure if thats cool legally and we're both sure our family wouldn't be ok with that.

but those thoughts were back during the few months, we had that phase of "young, forbidden, taboo sex" then it became a regular thing and we got more emotionally attached to each other and it started to really feel like a relationship but once we talked about it and came to the conclusion that we shouldn't it just dissolved into an almost routine sorta thing. like we check in on each other, hang out, bump our genitals together and repeat it a week or 2 later

>>376871243
>One of them grew up
We've gone full circle.

>>376871361
4/10 for getting more than one reply out of me when you have literally nothing to say.

>>376871553
My parents raised me religious, then when I developed independent thinking skills I realized it for what it is

If you're not a dumbass it should be the same for you. If you're not atheist by the time puberty comes around, you are almost surely in the lower IQ range.

>>376865163
There are too many Muslims in Europe for you to be able to say that

>>376871424
>Realize humans actually know jack shit about the universe
>Go through personal events and epiphanies that would make you a believer
>View the world through a spiritual scope where the Bible suddenly makes sense 1:1
>Additionally realize that without the cornerstone that is Christianity, Western society has fallen into complete degeneracy
Interesting that people act like the religious are backwards retards while we have people parading in the streets wearing actual vagina crowns, holding up picket signs with detailed genitalia plastered all over them and those people are celebrated.

>>376871657
>4/10 for getting more than one reply out of me when you have literally nothing to say.
What do you mean? The root of evil topic was gone since 1000 posts. Who the fuck still cares about this?

>>376871570
Meh, casual sex is overrated. I'd be more aroused if you fell in love and you blasted a load into her fertile womb

>>376869509
people like you are the worst

>>376871725
>the bible suddenly makes sense
>he hasn't read revelations

toppest keks

It's not a metaphor either, everything in revelations is literally supposed to happen.

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>atheists are the internet version of christian fundamentalits
really causes one to ruminate

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>>376871725
>View the world through a spiritual scope where the Bible suddenly makes sense 1:1

This is one of the funniest things I've ever read on the Internet, even though all I can do right now is shake my head and chuckle

>>376871792
revelations isn't canon to the lore you fucking retard

>>376871657
>We've gone full circle

As long as that passage still exists, then you can't claim that Christianity frowns upon murder.

Read a book, nigger.

>>376871782
>casual sex is overrated
What a great meme

>>376871792
>It's not a metaphor either
Did you miss the part where the angel revealing the visions to John literally says that the imagery has multiple meanings? Such as the 7 heads being 7 hills and also 7 kingdoms? At least try, anon.

>>376871829
bait.

>>376871868
It's better than jacking off, but not as good as fucking somebody that you genuinely care about beyond sticking your dick in.

>>376871782
sorry to disappoint man, we nearly did fall in love and potentially we could be. we just decided we couldn't actually be together. We're both still single and haven't even attempted to date others since we started and I continue to blast loads into her fertile womb to this day

it feels like we want to be together but we can't so I guess we're just going to keep up the facade and let nature take its course perhaps and that'll give us some semblance of being together if we have a kid. We've talked about me moving into her place or at least in the apartment complex

>>376871846
>Murder
>The unlawful premeditated killing of one human being by another
>Unlawful
In all honesty, I'm happy you have more to say than that other fuck who's posts amounted to nothing.

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*be jews*
*create religion where the messiah is a jew and the jews are the chosen people and goyims are untermensch*

*fast forward 2500 years*
*the internet exists now*
*word is spreading that all this is horse shit*
*make a meme that says that if you disagree with the religion you're super uncool and un-hip*
*the goy actually accepts the meme and perpetuates it*

good goyim
very good
make sure to pay tithe as well

Christshit is the easiest religion to trigger after Islam

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Look, it's not that bad.

>>376872154
Damn, that quickscoping looks fucking epic.

>>376872146
Yeah, Muslims really blow up if you trigger them the wrong way.

>>376872146
>after islam
You clealy have never attempted to trigger a muslim. I can tell because you're still alive.

>>376872154
ooh I can feel the wackiness just from the webm

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>>376871131
His stance was only ever "don't do that shit in public", you inept troglodyte.

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>>376872154

>>376872286
Sounds like he has no balls. What a pussy.

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A reminder that half of those 300 active players are actually bots to inflate steam stats.

>>376871842
next you're going to tell me the retcons made in the new testament were good.

>>376871941
and john the baptist was high as fuck off mushrooms when he wrote revelations. some parts of the bible are literal interpretations, like the flood. humans are not the pinnacle of the universes creations but if you think the abrahamic god is real you have some fucking brain problems.

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>>376872306
>>376872154
Battleborn would have been better if it wasn't so shit.

>>376868753
I honestly don't believe god exist, but you can't be this stupid to honestly believe that Christianity was a bad thing


we wouldn't be here without it, because we would've been conquered by the most anti-science religion in existence, islam.

>>376872387
You're impossible to have a discussion with, just spouting off talking points you read on popular militant atheist websites and yet you probably have the gall to call others close-minded.

>>376872372
I gotta stop reading about battleborn, the more, and more I learn about this shit, I genuine feel depressed.

>>376872478
I'm not even an atheist and you would know that if you actually read my post. Atheism is just as dumb as being a christfag.

You're the one who doesn't want to have a discussion because I'm challenging your beliefs.

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>>376860481

why the fuck they think having a mushroom as the posterboy was a good idea?

>>376870948
>bunch of pixels on a 3d model
>while supplies last

you can't make this shit up

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>>376872154
holy shit that is awful

how in fuck did anybody approve of this? are there actually people at Gearbox that think this good style or practicality?

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>>376872594
God I wish there was a group for me where if anybody challenged our beliefs we would fucking behead them.

>>376872594
I have discussions with people who challenge my beliefs all the time but you're retarded. "JOHN WAS ON SHROOMS, FLOOD WAS IMPOSSIBLE, NEW TESTAMENT RETCON"

On that last point, anyone who calls it the "NT retcon" gets immediately discarded because it's clear you haven't read the Bible and you don't understand why Christians don't follow OT law, not one iota. It just makes you mad because you can't use OT passages against them in your tried-and-true bullet list fashion.

>>376872649
it's probably the best designed character out of battleborn's entire roster

>>376872743
lel I thought that dude was joking about revelations being canon to the lore that's why I posted that. I wasn't aware there was a big thing about NT retcons or whatever and revelations IS canon.

You're just putting words into my mouth at this point for a lot of stuff. I didn't say the flood was impossible, I was merely using it as a point that lots of things in the bibles aren't metaphors and are supposed to be taken literally. Christians believe the flood literally happened and isn't a metaphor as far as I know.

Anyway again you're just assuming I'm a militant athiest or some shit which to me is really a religion in and of itself so I dunno what to say about that one.

Which is really a problem when you're talking about the Bible in the first place because everyone - even in the same denomination - will interpret the bible slightly differently. Like the sea drying up and the blood coming from the sky. Is it a metaphor for dwindling supplies and clashing armies or is it literally going to happen? Who can really say.

>>376869280
the game has been dead since like 3 months after it came out

>>376872743
Matthew 5:17-5:18

>Do not think that I have come to abolish the Law or the Prophets; I have not come to abolish them but to fulfill them.
>For truly I tell you, until heaven and earth disappear, not the smallest letter, not the least stroke of a pen, will by any means disappear from the Law until everything is accomplished.

Sounds like Old Testament still applies to me.

>Battleborn looks like some pretty generic shit
>just happens to come out at the exact same time as Overwatch which is the same fucking game practically but with Blizzdrones willing to suckle at its puckered anus

They never stood a chance. Should have just scrapped it or pushed it back or something

>>376873258
>>376873137
Come on anons, take this to /his/ or reddit. We are trying to enjoy a battleborn thread.

>>376873305
Overwatch and Battleborn could not be more different. One is a first person MOBA and the other is a class based shooter.

>>376873305
it's a worse game.

>>376873305
Battleborn and Overwatch aren't really very similar. Battleborn is closer to an FPS MOBA, while Overwatch is more like TF2.

Which just makes Battleborn's attempt to market itself as a competitor to Overwatch all the more puzzling. They probably could have counted on a reasonable number of sales if they pitched as "LoL meets CoD" or something for the normies.

>>376868474
It actually is. More religiousness communities have more babies because the religion tells you to have more babies. That's why atheism will die out eventually.

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>>376868753
>The root of all evil is religion.

The most tragic thing about people who believe this is that they are exhibiting the same moral certitude and unthinking tribalism that defines the whole swath of human history they claim to despise.

Nihi novi sub sole

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>>376869328 I believe that you're a faggot. Don't disrespect my opinion.

>>376873258
Yes and Jesus fulfilled the law completely by dying on the cross as a sacrifice for the sins of the world. He lived sinless, He lived the law to the letter, and thus He fulfilled it. For further info on the topic go read Galatians where Paul criticizes the Church for letting Jewish scholars and leaders guile them into following OT practices and laws again.

>>376873524
>LoL meets CoD
Should have probably slowed down before meeting to avoid the resulting trainwreck.

>>376873715
What part of "until heaven and earth disappear" do you not get?

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>>376870948
Once a year I learn something new about this shitwreck

>>376868753
No it's fear

>>376873765
I'm certainly not suggesting LoL-meets-CoD would be a GOOD game, just that if Gearbox took Battleborn as it existed at launch and marketed it as "LoL meets CoD", it probably would have worked out better for Gearbox than trying to pitch it as a competitor to Overwatch did.

>>376873985
All they needed to do was use Borderlands assets and market it as Borderlands Badass Brawl or some shit and it would have done just fine.

>>376867108
that picture is more "Meth still want to do it?" not so much about hot cousins.

>>376873791
Christians are the church who are living in the "church age" of God's design. We don't live under the Law but it's true that the Law hasn't withered away or anything, as I understand it we're living in a bubble, a grace period where the 70 weeks of Daniel have been put on hold until the events of Revelation have occurred. During the Tribulation period and possibly in the Millennial Age thereafter, believers will again observe OT practices and laws that God ordains. It's key to understand that at least some of those laws were contextual though, they were put in place to set aside Israel from their pagan neighbors, which was one big reason for the dietary restrictions. Again, Christian theology isn't as simple as you'd like to believe.

>>376872154
This is fucking seizure inducing

>>376874137
It might have ended up selling more than 1 million copies. I have to rely on fucking vgchartz which is unreliable as fuck and Steamspy which is close to actual sales numbers, but apparently it only sold a combined total of roughly 1.1 million copies on all platforms as of April 2017. It goes without saying that these numbers are likely bullshit but when you hear stories about how the game only grossed 18 million on the month of its release and see photos of pills of copies in bargain bins, it sort of adds up

>>376862632
Someone alert the news sites. Maybe Gearbox will finally close down

>>376866031
Don't start a shit fest with that post. You can MAYBE account for a few hundred thousand on the few (2?) free weekends it's had. And that's being generous.

>>376874861
1 million is surprisingly good all things considered. Financially it did abysmal but for numbers thats actually not so bad.

>>376865796
>needing a bible to teach you how to have morals or be a good person

>>376875446
These would be considered good numbers by any means, but thats after several discounts, and even then another thing that needs to be considered is the abysmal game owners to player ratio. It has 322000 sales on Steam alone, and yet barely any one plays it.

>>376871470
GO AT SE

>>376868260
If we follow the rest of that logic, Randy, the patient still gets carried off with the corpses.

>>376872362
it's not a matter of being a pussy or not you dumb faggot, it's a matter of having respect. You can sit here and try to play the tough guy but you know damn well you wouldnt go up to someone and disrespect them to ther face.

that was my point.

>>376876589
Fuck off pussy, I would literally spit in a priests face if I had to.

Faggot.

>>376866609
you sure?

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>>376876630
>i-i'd cut that priest in half with m-my katana and ask him w-wheres ur god now p-p-pussy???

sure you would bitch boi, you come off like an edgy 15 year old girl, you wouldn't do shit

>>376862960
what if he said the same thing about the quran

>>376876797
Looks like one of the little altar boys got attached to the dickings the priest was giving him.

Go back to praying to the magic man in the sky.

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>>376860481
>tfw Randy commits suicide for the constant abuse he gets from 4chins
>tfw this place gets heavily regulated by SJW mods that have to manually approve every post
>tfw 4chan will have more mods than battleborn players

>>376868708
you are a retard if you think the destruction of the middle east isn't the fault of imperialist cold war era bullshit. or if you think islam is any more violent then the other abrahamic religions its plagarized.

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>>376862960
>>376876840
Here's the original.

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>>376862662
How many people got fired Randy, how many?

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>>376862632
there's no fucking way this is real
there's no way a grown man with a professional career could be this much of a walking fedora

>>376876974
Oh shit, another nigga that uses Vivaldi. Hell yeah.

>>376876956
i'm not even religious you edgy little girl. keep trying though, i'm sure you'll get a pity laugh from someone

>>376876840
ALLAHU AKBAR

>>376877059
>i'm not even religious
He says while diddling his Rosary beads.

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>still no news on Borderlands 3
Why the fuck did they make a lame ass MOBA instead of working on their staple series

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>>376877048
I just saved the picture from 4chan bro

>>376875759
I would have to wonder if Gearbox may have inflated thode numbers. If they are capable of doing so with their player count and after the slimy practices shown from Aliens, I would not put it past them.

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>>376877110
> i better laugh before he cuts me in half with his katana

hehe good one :^)

>>376867441
>what are you gonna do, stab me?.jpg

>>376867914
>screenshot this

thats an easy bet, we dont need anon to call it.

>>376877135
No you didn't

>>376871252
I'm not the anon you replied to but I want sauce on this.

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>>376877059
>>376877110
Please take this somewhere else. Better yet, trade emails or facebooks and stop spamming this thread. You have been at it for hours. Build a bridge and get over it, you are both brain dead.

>>376877059
huh, I didn't realize molesting your Koran was so fulfilling, Mohammed

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>>376877320
RuneScape manga adaptation.

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>battleborn still being compared to overwatch
>meanwhile

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I honestly felt bad for Randy at first and I was planning on buying a shitton of Battleborn copies but the nigga is a hypocritical faggot so nevermind.

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>>376877667
>tfw if Battleborn went F2P Paladins would probably die immediately

Let's hope that Gearbox holds themselves back.

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>>376868474
Lefties have ruined the millennial generation.

No one wants to work
No one wants to try
Certain types of jobs are *beneath* people
Millennials can barely even make themselves dinner. You faggots and boomers eat out almost every single day

You don't know how to save money, you don't even know how to WRITE FUCKING CHECKS

And guess why that happened? People (millennials) stopped giving a shit about anything

>inb4 that one millennial that has a job
A GROUP IS DEFINED BY ITS FUCKING MAJORITY.

GET A FULL TIME JOB ASSHOLES. LEARN HOW TO DO SOMETHING

YOU FAGGOTS NEED A NEW NAME FOR YOUR GENERATION

HOW ABOUT "THE USELESS GENERATION"

>>376877872
but anon, paladins is DOGSHIT
D
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S
H
I
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>>376877505
thanks senpai

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>>376877924
It's literally like the System Shock 2 of video games. It is perfect.

>>376872409
Sauce, please.

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Who the fuck did this? ᶫᵒᶫ

>>376878020
Wonder Woman from the DC comics.

>>376862632
i dont really care about the bible and shit, but some people spent some money and donated that shit you cant be throwing that shit out like that

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>>376877120
Because Gearbox wanted to try and prove that they were not one hit wonders.I'm sure Randy loses sleep over the revelation that the only thing that will keep his company afloat is an endless stream of Borderlands games.

>>376877884
to be fair, your generation raised our generations parents.

>>376869562
You can literally prove that having an anti-vax stance makes you a fucking retard though. That's the difference.

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>>376877970
>6 characters dont even need to aim because hitboxes are 4 times larger than your character
>"items" give you the smallest possible fucking stat boosts that feel incredibly irrelevant
>cards are either game breaking or just as useless as items
>half the overwatch characters were LITERALLY copy pasted into the game

>>376877872
But Paladins is kind of like overwatch
Battleborn is just boring and shit

>>376867441
i still have no clue what randy is trying to say in the bottom right tweet

>>376877884
Millenials stopped trying because boomers made the world a shitball and then to top it off they refuse to die so they don't even free up jobs.

It's not an excuse but it is a reason.

>>376878274
>kind of like
>payload and capture the point based gameplay with half the same characters

>>376878297
Someone asked him and he replied with "Its obvious so I wont explain"

>>376872154
I love how the scope actually goes into the character's head if we assume the PoV is from their eyes.

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>>376872154
>PRESS X TO TAUNT NOW!

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>>376878434
pfft figures

>>376878262
Didn't that Paladins character come out before Overwatch was even revealed?

>>376877207
They did put it on a humble bundle 2 months after release.

>>376878652
holy shit i thought you were kidding

>>376878652
Damn, the UI is so bloated I had to rewatch the webm like five times before I saw that.
>SHAUN

>>376878739

Using Overwatches release date doesn't mean much when they had so many close betas and shit.

>>376878739
thats embarrassing on my part. i thought they came out the same year. seems overwatch may have plagiarized a bit then

>>376878854
There isn't anything very original about a dwarf engineer.

>>376866391
Uh oh. You just angered animefags!

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>>376878739
Paladins overall has a really odd development history. During its extremely early stages it was basically just a follow up to global agenda. Once Hero shooters started making their way back into the spotlight the game went through massive changes.

>>376860481
battleborn plays the long game, while overwatch its either at a crawl or looses players battleborn just doubled its userbase to 20 people
talk about growth, fastest growing game in the market

>>376879050
>overwatch makes a billion a year while battleborn makes a billion every 300
g-gottem

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>>376879161

>>376879050
Yeah I mean if Battleborn keeps growing at this pace it may even reach the numbers Overwatch had during its free weekend before the heat death of the universe.

>>376878739
Overwatch was in closed beta for around a year before the game actually launched.

>>376860481
there are online chess and card game websites older that fucking flash that require you to install criptic plugins that are not compatible with anything that came out after windows xp that still have more active players than battleborn

>>376879254
Randy you're the motherfucking CEO of a (supposedly) AAA game company, how fucking hard is it to not respond to fucking easy bait.

>>376879527
He OK'd the funding of the Battleborn development. He isn't exactly good at decision making. He should not be in control of that company.

>>376862960
I don't understand why you need the word holy in there. Damaging and disrespecting books in that manner is retarded regardless of whether it's made supposedly by sky daddy, or a 5 year old child.

The book never hurt anyone.

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>>376862632
I'm not even religious and I find this to be abhorrent.

How the fuck do you idiots manage to ruin a good old Shit-On-Gearbox thread?

Jesus Christ no wonder Reddit's smarter than us.