Why the fuck aren't you playing video games right now

Because my queue hasn't popped.

some of us gotta work
gotta pay those bills somehow

Why are you posting pictures of my wife?

I'm at work, friend.

Though I will play after I get off. :)

Mother's day shopping with girlfriend. We got the gifts a hour ago. Now she's BSing in a shoe store. Why are women shit?

there's a loading screen and I checked /v/ on my other monitor

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>>376855046
>666x666

>>376855046
I was like literally 30 seconds ago, just came on here to see if I got any (You)s
playing LM dark moon

I just stopped playing BF1 less than 5 minutes ago and now I'm taking a break

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>>376855046
because i have to go to bed

My 3DS is still blackscreened.
Nothing I want to play in my Steam library atm.

I'm at work on break but I'm thinking of playing fallout 1 when I get home

>>376855046
i dont actually like video games. i havent for a long time.

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>>376855354
Fuck women. They see a store, they need to check it out. They see an aisle in a market, they need to go through the entire fucking thing. They go to look at an item, they'll spend ten minutes reading labels and comparing. IT'S FUCKING LAUNDRY DETERGENT YOU CUNT, JUST PICK ONE

>>376855575
Post on another board.

>>376855046
At work, earning muh shekels and making customers happy.

>>376855046
Rude bratposter.

I'm reading manga, fapping to anal doujins and browsing 4chan

>>376855673
what do you do anon?

>>376855046
Sakurako is EXTREMELY cute.

>>376855046
Because I'm writing suggestions in the hope that they'll be used to improve the games I was playing not too long ago.

>implying I'm not playing and browsing /v/ at the same time

Alienation is fun, kinda like space Diablo. After not-so-great Helldivers I was suspicious, but it is really good game. also """FREE""" on PS+ this month

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Because I have to work

>>376855631
Don't get me started on how they eat.

>>376855631
Pick the wrong detergent and your nice blue shirt will turn green m8.

>>376855512
Path of Exile?
Princess Remedy in a World of Hurt?

>>376855631
I'm a weird male version of this. Any shopping I do takes way longer than it should unless I know exactly what I want. Otherwise I just pace through the area I'm looking at and wait for my own feelings to make a decision on if I want the black sneakers or the brown boots.

>>376855343
Same, but I won't be home until midnight and I class in the morning. Dinner shift sucks.

>>376855631
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dpvLj_OB-Y0
Relevant.

>>376855631
I don't get it either. Gigantic literal faggots who care more about which detergent they use than a woman ever will still manage to go through and pick what they want within seconds.

but i am playing games faggot.

playing farcry 4 with my bro.

>>376855046
Was playing Demon's Souls earlier. I'm bad, tried the Allant fight, got soulsucked 5 times and decided to try again later.

Also, not that I'm surprised that a nearly 10 year old game has dead multiplayer, but I wouldn't mind having someone to invade. Ah well.

>>376855728
good taste

>>376855046
At work. Persona 5 for like 30 minutes when I get home, then I'll watch new Samurai Jack then keep playing P5

>>376855957
That's different, man. Shoes are a long term purchase. You can't just pick up whatever. Unless you're gone of those faggots who owns like 10 pairs, you're probably going to be wearing those every day and thus it warrants some time. Bad example.

>>376855046
I don't play videogames if my hands are greasy or dirty from doing other things.
If I poop during the day I won't touch my vidya until I've had a shower so my hands are nice and clean.

Greasy input peripherals hamper the enjoyment of gaming quite a bit. I wish other anons could relate.

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>>376856053
>Persona

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>>376855728
You sound cute. No homo.

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>Hang at gf's house for a whole week and get balls drained
>didn't play too much vidya, but spent a lot of money somehow
I have the NEED to play vidya, but not the will. How the fuck do I fix this?

>>376856116
How can taking a shower possibly get your hands THAT MUCH CLEANER than washing thoroughly and roughly with soap?

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At a wedding.

>>376855634
i just hang around here because this is one of the most posted on boards

>>376856075
I also do this with shampoo, vidya, pants, snacks and pencils.

>>376856174
http://twitch.tv until you feel like running a game.

Install times can be a bitch on a slower machine is why

>>376856143
90's-chan a best

>>376856205
>Shampoo
fag
>Vidya
ok
>Pants
still ok
>Pencils
If you're spending less than $15 on stationery equipment and you take this long you're a fucking faggot. If you're actually buying something worth money then it's ok.

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>>376855046

>Why the fuck aren't you playing video games right now you fucking bitch?

Because I'm watching Extras

>>376856075
I always told myself I would never own more than 1 pair of shoes but then I ended up with 10. I don't know where it all went so wrong.

Waiting for my toaster of a laptop to cool down.

>>376856045
>>376856143
t-thanks

>>376855747
Customer support for Fire TV. Pretty chill most of the time, but on weekends it can get busy so there's no chance to sneak in vidya time.

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I spent 1200 bucks on a new TV and a Switch.

Put 20 Hours into Brits of the Wild since yesterday. I just had my good night fap but got caught up in browsing /v/, gimme a break.

i dont have any will to do anything interesting left
i want to rot away

I'm so fucking drunk, just browsing before bed

>>376856373
Liberal media

>>376855046
About to put my daughter in bed. We have to get her in the bath first.

>inb4 a bunch of spergs try to sexualize a part of being a parent

>>376855728
You sound like a shota. If you were a 12 year old Japanese kid you could get a lot of teacher pussy (if you were good looking)

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tfw no weeb freinds to play with

so many normies

>>376856530
What's her name? Is she fat? How old?

>>376856338
Well with the shampoo it's not helping with my dandruff and I've heard there's some brands that will be less rough on my hair which is easily weighed down and is already receding giving me that "40 something who can't be asked anymore" look at 25 and I hate it, so I gotta find something lighter. I'm still looking to this day.

>>376856562
It's normalfag you fucking redditurd

kept dying to demon princes, felt like taking a break

>>376856608
I'm sorry.

>>376855631
If you think that's bad, try asking them where they want to go eat dinner.

I'm the type of person who has a checklist of specific items I'm going to buy, and only those items. I'll price compare for a bit and then gtfo to the counter and leave the store as fast as I can. I might spend 15 minutes tops. I don't really understand how people can waste hours just "looking around." I actually used to work in retail and I would see the same people (mostly women) spend half the fucking day in the store, what the fuck is wrong with them?

>>376855046
Honestly, don't know what to play.

This happens every so often. I go pretty hard, but I eventually hit a wall where I don't know what to play next. Kind of in that situation right now.

Contemplating finishing up my PS4 library, or going back and playing some older stuff.

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>>376855046
I don't know what to play

>>376856631
>Still adding -fag at the end of words
Grow the fuck up. Stop trying so hard to fit in.

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But i am
>23 fps
It's borderless and as you can see i used puush.
It's constant 144

>>376856631
feel like you fit in yet?

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>>376856552

I'm weeb but I'm Vita right now

I just finished putting together my new PC and am installing all the programs and games I want.

>>376856687
Their husbands make money. The only things they know how to do with their time are shopping, and fucking other guys. At least they're trying.

>>376856736
Play Paragon. That's a bad time and it's free.

>>376855046
I browse /v/ during loading screens.

>>376856761
What video game are you playing?

>>376856816
Don't forget the chipset driver.

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>>376855046
I'm working on a Big Boss rank in MGS2. I'm taking a break in between frustration stops.

>>376855046
>Been playing Dragon's Dogma nonstop for 7 days
help...me...stop

>>376856687
>If you think that's bad, try asking them where they want to go eat dinner.
Motherfucker I know this too well. The answer is literally always "I don't care", but the second you suggest something they'll shoot it down. I was driving through town with my GF and she pulled that shit once so I immediately pulled into the Taco Bell. She started her bullshit about how she didn't wanna eat there and I just looked at her and said "I thought you said you didn't care where we ate?" and went inside. She got pissed but it was worth it.

I'm trying to get hyped to play serious sam first encounter, but I might just fuck around with wallpaper engine for another 100+ hours...

>>376856190
It's not just about the hands, having everything else clean means my body won't be itchy or anything while gaming.

>neck/arms/whatever gets itchy
>scratch it
>you now have all the skin and grease under your fingernails
>which then goes all over your controller

I try to avoid stuff like that as much as possible when I play games so I can fully concentrate on and enjoy the experience.

>tfw no one else on /v/ is conscious about their hygiene

>>376856881
That's World of Warships.

I can't play video games I need to be productive. Soon.

>>376856205
>shampoo
head and shoulders all the way my brother

>vidya
I usually know exactly what I'm going to buy and might browse briefly if there are deals

>pants
Usually I go in knowing specifically what pants I'll buy: jeans, work pants, dress pants.

>snacks
Trail mix

>pencils
I don't even think about this, literally just buy the cheapest pack of 5 or 10 mechanical pencils I see.

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>>376856962
>I am now fully aware the grease transfer is an actual thing.

>>376856962
autism

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I was playing DaS2 all day but I hate it so I'm going to browse /v/ and find a good game to pirate.

Had to diagnose electrical problems with my truck. Turns out the alternator was just slipping and the belt was pretty thin so I went and bought a new belt and tightened that shit up and loctited the fuck out of it. Actually getting 13V+ now out of it.

Also because I've austismed myself out with 0.15 Factorio with Bob's+Angels+SpaceX mods. Currently debating working on Zelda or my MS Server certification.

>>376856530
It's not sexual to use your semen like soap.

>>376856825
I already tried out that game and it's so garbage I don't want to ever touch it again

How it manages to constantly hit the top five most played on steam is literally mindboggling

>>376855046
too tired to play, not tired enough to fall asleep

>>376856962
I am aware that showering cleans your whole body. What I don't understand is why you specifically HAVE to take a shower just because you took a shit, as opposed to not having taken a shit that day and being perfectly OK with playing games.

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>>376856552
90% of my friends exclusively play Valve and Blizzard Games but I have 2 friends to play Monster Hunter and Blazblue with,

Keeps me from ending myself.

>>376857105
Smart man, more mentally prepared than I anyway. I'm a "drawfag" so for the pencils I'm actually worrying about the brand and whether it has the full "B" and "H" spectrum for hardness choice and all that shit.

>>376856962
He asked why taking a shit forces you to shower before video games, you fucking idiot.
>If I poop during the day I won't touch my vidya until I've had a shower so my hands are nice and clean.

Explain this retardation right here.

>>376857372
So 100% of your friends play shit games?

>>376857341
It's legit probably because it's free and has decent graphics which suckers people in.

Usually too tired to play vidya so I just watch anime and tv shows.

>>376857272
I fucking hate it too. I'm thankfully almost done with it and I won't have to suffer through it much longer. Can't wait to play DS3.

>>376857105
I just buy work pants for everything. They're polyester so dirt just rubs out, they're about as comfortable as jeans and I work ten hour days anyway. I'll eventually have to get some dress pants and a dress shirt for important events. For now I just use the work pants since they're black and can pass for dress pants.

>>376857508
I've only played 11 hours, but I'll be getting all the achievements before I stop.

>>376856205
>>376857105
H&S is nice, just avoid the 2in1 version like the plague, it's literally the most counter productive shampoo in existence because of how the conditioner and shampoo interact.

If you want to smell nice, Bath and Body Works has buy 1 get one free or half off sales constantly, and their men shampoo/body wash is actually quite as a shampoo. I bought like 6 bottles for $50 in January and have yet to go through even half of the second bottle, and that's with a shower every other day.

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I'm rewatching JoJo for a minute before I either
>play Bioshock, I just killed Peach
Or
>practice the fundamentals of KoF

>playing the game of life
>24 levels in
>still haven't unlocked career path
end me

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>>376857442
No anon, I said 2 of them play good games with me.

>>376856608
Regular head and shoulders has kept my dandruff at bay for a decade and I've been told my hair is very soft. But I would assume you've tried such a common brand already

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>>376857692

>>376857719
Head and Shoulders is great but I feel like it makes my hair too light to put any shit in too style it. Other than just parting it to the side since that is how it grows naturally

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I am though.

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>>376857823

>>376855634
Didn't you know that in /v/ nobody plays videogames?

Only two of us are ready, I'm waiting for a third friend.

>>376857590
What kind of build are you doing?

>>376857591
>avoid the 2in1 version like the plague, it's literally the most counter productive shampoo in existence because of how the conditioner and shampoo interact.

How so?

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>>376857954

>>376857879
As the guy he was quoting, I wish I had hair like that. Anything even remotely heavy flattens my hair to my head.

>>376855046
Just taking a little break.
Gotta stay hidratated

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Body wash or soap bags? What's better and why?

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>>376857642
We'll get an interview eventually... right?

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playing starcraft and getting drunk by myself

i keep losing to the computer

gonna pour another drink and just watch koreans play

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>>376858029

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>>376858214

>>376857370
>>376857438
I don't want shit particles on my electronics, that's nit hard to understand at all.

Washing your hands for 3 minutes straight just doesn't cut it for me, I know for a fact it doesn't completely clean under your fingernails.

Soap types are a big factor as well, bar soap is a great way to degrease your hands so they don't transfer any to your controller n shit.

Humans are naturally greasy dirty creatures, you'd be amazed at how much more comfortable videogames are if you keep your stuff grease-free and regularly disinfected.

>>376857889
stay stuffed pupper

Because I'm at my aunt's place to use the internet and I sold my handhelds for booze money months ago

>>376858206
why is she holding a mace like that

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i'm playing RS:2 vietnam

>>376855046
i just lost my 5th colony playing rimworld, taking a break before i play my 6th one and loose it too.

>>376858206
Why do you keep drinking? It's not even that good and you're just making yourself miserable.

>wahhh it passes the time
So does literally anything else

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I'm done for the day, it's getting late. Kinda feel like playing more RS2 beta but I actually wanna sleep tonight

>>376858323
Maybe she's...uh...hm.
Gonna shove it in someone's ass?

>>376858128
milk bath

>>376855046
I was playing Mario but blue coins are dumb so I think I'm done replaying it

>>376858260
How does showering clean under your fingernails and washing your hands does not? Can't you just use soap to clean under your fingernails when you wash your hands? You know, like how you're supposed to? How exactly is taking a full body shower going to clean any further?

You're a massive faggot, dude.

You can only avoid your responsabilities for so long.

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>>376857590
Good man.

Only took 45 hours to get all achievements

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because i have no one to play with

>>376855046
cause im depressed and it has zapped all my energy. I dont play games,i dont read books, i dont watched movies, i just shitpost on /v/ and reddit. Also im waiting for MS office to download so i can start doing homework.

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>>376858685
It'll probably take me longer.

>>376858492
Like I said it's more than just the hands.
I can't enjoy a gaming session if I'm itchy or have greasy hair, or smell bad etc.

You're the faggot, enjoy having literal shit on everything you touch.

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>>376858385
drinking allows me to numb myself to the point of reaching childlike states of enjoying life

simple things like food, music and movies become the greatest things ever again instead of just being monotonous daily routines

then again that's all probably rationalizations for my disease

>>376855728
That's me, though today I went fapping to thick milfs.

>>376858825
Sorry man, I'm not a literal down's syndrome patient like you that gets shit on their neck.

>>376858853
That's exactly how I justify smoking reefer every day. That and it numbs the pain of IBS

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>>376858825
>>376859047
#rekt

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my family is coming over in 1 hour for lunch.

I basically have to pretend I'm happy and nothing is wrong for 3-5 hours

>>376859087
Why? Why not just tell them what's wrong?

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>>376859140

you try do that with normies, see how it works out for you anon

it becomes worse

>>376855046
GTFO pedo

>>376858008
The conditioner part of it basically reacts with the anti-dandruff part, completely negating each other. It never has time to actually work into your scalp like if you were to do them separately because it's all mixed together.

>>376859140
Not him but in those situations it's best to just stay quiet because relatives quickly get annoying and start asking a lot of questions and talking to you a lot, and inevitably start talking about themselves.

>>376859234
Exactly

>>376859234
You're just a retard that's been brainwashed by /v/. Calling your own family "normies" and viewing them like that. Grow the fuck up dude. You and your mental retardation are the source of all your troubles.

I haven't played anything since I finished BOTW about a month ago.

I've looked at the list of games I have on Steam but there isn't anything I want to play.

Thinking about getting a PS4 soon since there are a few games I'm interested in on it.

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>>376859349
>White people families
I've never understood why white families are so fucked up. It's like they don't give a flying shit about each other. My family would help me in a second if I needed it, and we aren't even super close.

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>>376858514

>>376859370
>Calling your own family "normies"
if they are normalfags you should label them as such. doesn't matter what relation they have to you. besides, clearly this poster thinks his family would be overbearing or unaccepting of him if he disclosed his issues. after all, how many times have you seen "depression is just a mental state!" posted here?

>>376855046
They don't feel fun anymore.

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>>376859370

you're a good boy anon!
how nice of you to point out I'm a retard!

here is some good boy points!

>>376859582
Everything you said doesn't make the poster wrong. He's being a faggot.

>>376859639
He's right. You need to grow up.

>>376859684
>He's being a faggot
no he's not. he's being realistic.
you smell like a normalfag.

>>376859507
Families in general are fucked up my man. Glad you got a nice family but I've literally only been IRL friends with one person who had a nice family.

My black friend probably has the worst family honestly, his moms a pill popper, his grandparents are racist towards blacks ironically and his dads a money swindler.

>>376859087
>>376859234
>buuuuhh im sad
Fuck off
>>376859582
>playing armchair psychologist
Fix your own life before trying to fix someone else's you fucking faggot

>>376859507
Its mostly a middle class and rural white thing. American irish, american italians, polish americans, american Scottish, etc, they help each other out. Middle class and rurals bought into the meme that helping your family is hurting them cause you are supposed to pull yourself by your botstraps.

>>376859781
right on cue. i actually laughed at how stereotypical this response was. thanks.

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>>376859781

I'm mr tough guy anon!

>>376859507
This. Literally everyone I know with a fucked up family is white. A few of my Mexican friends have some issues like not having a dad / being raised by a single mom, but they're close as fuck and would help each other out no matter what. Asian families also seem to be pretty willing to help each other as far as I can tell.

>>376859772
To be fair, a lot of older blacks despise what the younger generations have become, and with good reason.

>>376859772
That just sounds like your friend has a shitty family overall. But rurals and middle class white families do have this culture where they dont help each other out, like kicking their kids out at 18. Im latino american and thats really weird to me you know.

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>>376855046
>tried to play some fucking Devil May Cry
>get my ass fucked for 2 hours straight by DMD Phantom
Videogames are too difficult, I'm going to read a book or something like that

>>376859906
Avatarfagging is against the rules you future suicide laughpost.

>>376859841
>>>/r9k/

>>376859349
There is a difference between knowing when to talk about your problems and just being a sperg who says "mah family are normies"

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>>376855046
Because I was watching dragonball super and the newest episode was HYPE AS FUCK

>>376856338
>>Shampoo
>fag
Be careful. It can mean the difference in keeping your hair in your late 20s or going bald.

>>376860096
oh we're going to play that game, okay.
h-here i g-go!

>>>/pol/ you mental illness denying retarded drumpfkin. kill yourself.

>>376860129
What's the big secret to keeping your hair or going bald then? Not him but interested.

>>376860129
He was calling him a fag for taking ages in the shampoo aisle waiting for something to "feel" right before taking it, as opposed to researching what's good and just going to the store and getting what he needs right away.

>>376859945
Oh his grandparents are white so it kind of makes sense I guess. They like his sister though even though she just smokes weed and fucks dudes but whatever. Old people in general are just crochetey bastards in my experience.

>>376859946
I live in upstate NY so we're pretty rural/lower middle class up here. Everyone I know has a laundry list of problems with at least one side of their family. Must be something in the water around here or some shit.

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>>376855046
Don't tell me what to do you stupid loli

>>376860138
>I'm a pussy and too weak to deal with life
>muh mental illness!
Ship your ass to war so you can be useful as a grenade or mine buffer

>>376855046
Depression.

>>376855575
same

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>>376855046
because I've already played undertale for 10 hours today so i have to take a government mandated break as to not go over my undertale daily limit

>>376859507
I'm not white, I'm a spic. Nothing terribly wrong with my family, just like most spics they're very social and generally happy people but I'm super introverted and prefer to be left alone.

>>376859772
At least he has a dad, not a lot of black kids have those.

I wanna play San Andreas, but there's a bunch of mods I want to install first but I have no clue how to do it

>>376860301
>ship your ass to war
fortunately for your wife, mental illness disqualifies you for military service. while you go die for israel i'm going to ensure the survival of the white race starting with your wife.

>>376855046
Switching between Xenoverse 1, practicing combos in UMvC3 because a friend of finally got it so I finally have someone to play with, and Puyo Puyo Tetris.

>>376860129
I'm 21 and balding
Kms

>>376860282
>I live in upstate NY
Oh shit, what part? I grew up in Franklin county.

I'm playing the new DOOM for the first time because it is on sale for 20 bucks on steam. It has reminded me why I love video games

>>376855046
Because there's no good video games out right now.

>>376860428
>implying you won't fuck up being crazy
>partaking of the vaginal jew

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>>376860639
>he's a mental illness denying mentally ill homosexual
o am i laffin

>>376860195
No clue. Its a fear that haunts me too. Apparently right now scientists are identifying the gene that causes balding and are inventing a drug that can turn it off.

Its just that if you buy the wrong shampoo, you might accidentally get one that's too strong for you and it just dries up your scalp making your hair fall off.

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Because I'm working you fucking neet parasite.

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>>376859945
Imagine being an activist in the 50's, getting beaten half to death by police, chaining yourself down to buildings, always being in financial trouble, walking miles and miles in seemingly unsuccessful protest, being hated and attacked by other people of a different race, having to find a desperate way to survive every time a legal curve ball is thrown your way, all while raising a family and fearing for their lives...

Only to survive to an old age where you'll see the fruits of your labor result in niggers that think the greatest aspirations in life are selling drugs, killing people, and worshipping rappers who sing about committing crimes, while putting everyone else in the community in danger. Single fat moms who care more about going out and shooting up heroin than providing for their kids. Children who think being successful is a white characteristic and anyone who achieves should be the target of assault and robbery. They've gotta be some of the most disappointed, saddest people around.

At least some black girls are cute, I guess.

>>376860792
What kind of shampoos are weak then? What's safe?

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>>376860743
>mentally ill muh feefees calling mental illness on anyone while making mentally ill assupmtions

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>>376855046
but I am you fucking cunt

>>376855046
I`m procrastinating working on a 7 page paper, youtube and /v/ are killing me

>>376860505
>Franklin County

Shieeet that's about as upstate as it gets. I've been to Alexandria Bay and the 1000 islands a lot but never that far up. I actually live in CNY but usually just call it upstate because if you just say NY people will think the city so it's just easier to call it upstate usually.

Anyway I lived in Cayuga County for a long ass time but recently moved to Madison County.

>>376860806
What kind of work do you do?

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>>376860980
>mentally ill homosexual claiming mental illness doesn't exist while calling mental illness on others making mentally ill assumptions about mental illness he denies

>start game
>alt+tab
>browse 4chan and never touch the game

Help.

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>>376860896
good f*cking lord

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>>376861026
Why? Writing papers is fun, unless the professor asks you to do some stupid motherfucking bullshit like write about yourself as opposed to research a topic and present facts.

I fucking despise professors who make you write about yourself.

I'm on the toilet. Considering fapping, but it's morning and that leaves me tired all day.

>>376861103
Play online competitive games so you're forced to go back when your queue finishes.

>>376861154
It`s an opinion paper on a book written by a senator, and I need to get sources to confirm my opinions. I agree on the research, I love doing history papers and reports on people.

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I was just talking to my boyfriend while having Crash 1 in another window.

What a pleasant surprise.

>>376860896
In my time working in downtown detroit, and gettin to know the people I can tell you right now that's exactly right. You wont always see it out in the open but there's such a huge divide between niggers and blacks you'd actually be shocked to see it. This is why blacks hate hearing about niggers, because they have to deal with them day after day. They're stuck in it. Decent hard working black folk cant get out, they're fucked. It's no shock they blame us for their bullshit, because they're crying for help.

>>376860960
Natural shampoo I guess. Less chemicals makes less reactions that might stress the scalp where hair grows from. But it depends on person to person and it goes beyond just the shampoo to how often you should use it too.
I'm guessing "most" of the standard on shelf shampoos are okay too. I think head and shoulders even shows for which hair type a shampoo they sell is for.

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I just got home and need to have my din-dins.

>>376861191
Do it

>>376860896
There's more than enough well-to-do black families that avoid the criminal shit, you just dont hear about it often because the media recognizes the hood culture as a market an wants to cash in. Just like how Trump tapped into the white trash voterbase.


t. Black

Can't play shit past 2009 or so because my desktop is being held hostage and I'm tired of playing Battlefront 2 with bots.

I am trying to work on an essay. 2,000 words and needs to really be done by tomorrow. I've done about 100 words all day.

I have another essay to do, my final one. Both are due in for Thursday, so I have 5,000 words to write between now and then.

These words are key because they essentially decide whether or not I get a First class degree. I'm on my way, I just need to do this and I'm done. I'm a fucking idiot for leaving them this late.

>>376855046
I'm waiting for the dudeweed to kick in

>>376861325
Are you good at fighting games?

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>>376861038
Yeah, don't bother coming up. It's the poorest county in NY and last I checked the poorest in the country. I had to move to PA to get a job that payed more than being a Walmart cuck. I feel you on the whole NYC thing though. I haven't gotten my ID changed over yet and whenever I buy booze someone will ask me what borough I lived in. To anyone outside NY the rest of the state might as well not exist past Albany. Real shame too, upstate's beautiful.

>mfw I bought about $30 in cheese curds when I went back upstate to visit my parents because no one in PA makes it and I wanted poutine so fucking bad

>>376861451
>100 words all day

You mother fucking idiot, you probably write 100 words in a single fucking 4chan post how fucking hard can it be?

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>>376861094
Actually I've not denied metal illness exists, I simply think you're a pussy who blames mental illness for his disatisfaction with his life so you don't have to lift a finger to help your situation and Come bitch here as if anyone could help you. The worst kind of attention whore.

That or just pretending to be retarded which stopped being funny in 2008.

>>376861490
More into FPS and roguelikes.

Frozen Synapse is my latest thing though.

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>>376855860
>go on date with girl
>she doesn't know where to eat
>I decide
>she doesn't know what to eat
>eventually decided
>barely fucking touches her food
>she doesn't want to smear her lipstick
>she doesn't want to me to see her eat i thought this was cute
>eventually puts the food in her bag
>starts picking at the cold food while on the way back home

Women are a meme. never went on a second date with her because she stopped replying to me a week later, and I haven't seen her at uni.

>>376861440
Grab some Doom wads and just go crazy.

>>376861593
What's a good game to get into the roguelike genre?

>>376856821
Hi, /r9k/

>>376861534
I just... don't know. I bury my head in the sand. But I'll get it done - I have to.

>>376860896
It's fucking depressing.

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I've been dueling in QC all day and just taking a break

Because I'm at work

>>376861687
Writing papers is some of the easiest shit you'll ever do in school. Go fucking do it.

>>376861191
I fapped 10 times today and washed my car, did the dishes, three loads of laundry, sweeping, mopping and had time to do late mother's day shopping, step it up.

>>376861671
Not him but Enter the Gungeon and Rogue Legacy are both good games to get a feel for the genre, also Binding of Isaac.

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>>376861671
Brogue is one of my favorites, its mechanically simple but has a shitload of stuff going on and plays fast.

I know alotta people will shill Stone Soup or Cataclysm, but I'm not into the super involved character-building kind of thing.

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>>376855046
I am though.

>>376861814
You should never ever put the words "late" and "mother" together. It's bad luck. Also your mother doesn't need presents. Just tell her you love her and spend the day with her.

>>376861669
I'm actually not that big on Doom or build engine games in general anymore. Played 1 and 2 a few times but I got kinda burnt out on that kind of game recently.

All I've played in the last year and a half is mobile shit and old games which are fun but I've missed out on so much shit. Coming to this board just reminds me of that but I like talking about games so I keep coming back.

>>376861308
where do you work, anon?

>>376861918
She's dead anon, I was buying for my aunts.

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>all these anons at work right now

Where do you work? Right now I'm working at a small store that has zero customers, I'm convinced this is a front for smuggling illegal chinese people. It's the only way this store could pay the bills.

>>376861671
Not him but pixel dungeon is a cute game that is simplified but still has many rogue like qualities, after you get a feel for the mechanics maybe pick up nethack. I recommend a tileset don't listen to the sports. Not really rogue likes but I highly recommend risk of rain, binding of Isaac and dwarf fortress/rim world. Heavy bullets is a good game to drink and olay

>>376862007
Rougelikes or Visual novels.

Better yet just get into literature

>>376855046
I just beat Shadowrun Hong Kong. I really enjoyed it, but Dragonfall was better. Still have the epilogue to play through though.

Phoneposting from a car like the cancer I am.

I've got Aces Wild to return to. I'm doing "strafing runs" of my Steam Library, installing a bunch of random games and playing through them in alphabetical order, trying not to buy new games unless it's an Alan Wake type situation and it's last chance.

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>>376856143

I WAS EATING DINNER

>>376862536
What were you having?

>>376855046
Dumb bratposter.

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>>376862571
Beef empanadas

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Internet at house doesn't work, everytime I reset my router it comes back for 1 minute then doesn't work again.

I'm currently phone posting using data, luckily I have anime saved on my hard drive

>shampoo
>literally anything to do with making you go bald
[citation fucking needed]
>tfw haven't washed my hair with shampoo in nearly 4 years and have a thick mane of long hair atm

>>376856631
You don't even know where the word normie came from.

>>376862637
BR? PR? SA?

>>376861154
>tfw one of my professors made us do introductions at the start of the class during both past semesters
I thought this shit ended at grad level but NOPE

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>>376855046
animaygirl y r u being so rude 2 me??

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>>376855046

I just did, do I have to play games all fucking day 24/7 to please you, faggot?

Seriously though I only post after I get fed up from a game, I don't only browse this fuckpit instead of playing games.

Because Im angry that my PS4 has crashed 3 times today because of Kingdom Hearts 2.5

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>>376862880
Argentina

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I'm at work right now OP. I'll get home around 12:15am hopefully so I'll have some time to play a little P5 before bedtime and beat Madarame. He really wiped the floor with me earlier; I'm consistently terrible at "segmented" bosses that fight in unison, esp. when they can heal themselves and each other.

>>376862082
I'm sorry.

>>376862114
Sushi chef.

>>376862318
Don't use your phone while you drive. That's not safe.

>>376862691
Did you call your ISP? What did they say?

>>376862909
Introductions are fine, you autist.

>>376859507
>My family would help me in a second if I needed it
The problem generally isn't that the family doesn't want to help, it's that they don't know how to help and just end up being a pain to deal with.

>>376863002
Why is there such a solid divide between whites and blacks in Argentina? Why are there ultra white and ultra black people instead of a mix, like in Brazil and such?

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>>376855046
But I just totally and utterly exterminated dozens of people in csgo

>>376855046
My awful ex step parent stole my mom's car, and the police can't do anything about it currently because it's technically in her name too. I want to nail her legs to a wall and hang her upside down so gaming isn't really the first thing on my mind right now. I'm browsing 4chan on my phone because otherwise I will break everything in my room in a fit of rage.

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>>376863057
Don't be, she had been ill and in pain for so long, at least that's over. But thank you, it's going to be our first mother's day without her.

>>376863361
>it's technically in her name too
How?

I'm so sorry dude. I honestly would like to help.

>>376863361
Fun fact: if you're underage and your car's title is in your name, it is still okay for a parent to come to your house--even if they don't live there--and literally steal your car because they are your parent. At least in Florida.

>>376857601
what are the fundamentals?

>>376863320
It's a meme. There's nothing like that.
If you aren't white you are brown.

>>376863360
Source?

>>376855046
Fuck you.
Don't tell me what to do.

>>376863445
Fuck. You have no idea how many people there are on 4chan I wish I could hug.

>>376855046
Bored in an airport and combining drugs that shouldn't be combined

im playing ninja gaiden 2 on acolyte

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I am though.

>>376860896
The American blacks are a group of people broken by jewish drug intervention.

>>376863471
Well it's my mom 46 year old moms car, but yeah we have to go through civil court.

>>376863139
Too late, anon, I died.

>>376861451
I did a 2,000 word essay in four hours no big deal. Then again I read the whole book it was on beforehand.

>>376863468
Fuck if I know how this all works. I just wish I could help my mom somehow because this is the second time her ex has tried to fuck us over like this. It's pretty much up to civil court now. When they split up, they each took a car. Well salty as fuck ex didn't like the one she got, even though it has been and always has been my mom paying for these cars, as her ex ran a bar into bankruptcy with shitty business. So while she's been paying for this car she stole, it effects her exs credit, while the car the Ex has effects my mom's credit. Which may I add she's fucking 1200 dollars behind in payments.

>>376855631
>>376855991
>>376856687
>tfw I do this
I'm not even a woman either. I didn't know so many people would look down on you for trying to make sure you get the best product or just looking around.
Like in the case of detergent, there's tons and different ones on sale, and they all have different loads, but the loads are just what they say, and have different ingredients and stuff, so one that seems better usually isn't. And that applies to a lot of things.
God you know what fuck you guys, can't even walk around a goddamn motherfucking store in peace without some stupid little faggot staring you down waiting to go home and wrote about how you took too long because you wanted to make sure.
God bless every hikikomori that doesn't leave their house because their paranoid people are all staring at them, judging them for everything they do, guess it turns out they're completely right.

>>376856761
don't use puush shit is outdated, switch to sharex it has a bunch of better features and if you still have an autistic need to upload to your puush account you can change the file uploader to puush, default is imgur i think.

>>376864271
JUST BUY THE SAME SHIT YOU ALWAYS BUY RETARD

>>376855046
good thrd

>>376864603

>>376855046
Because I'm playing card games with my friends without joysticks.

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>>376856143

I'm playing Alien Isolation right now.
It's too scary.

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>>376855046
I played for like an hour, I just can't find interest. Ground Zeroes is pretty fun though, unsure if I should grab TPP given my recent lack of motivation for games. Right now I think I'll go back to writing stuff like a madman
>>376866000
You can do it anon, I know it

>>376865839
What the fuck is with that 90s face

>>376861661
>>she doesn't want to me to see her eat
Annoys the fuck out of me. Everyone eats. Why should anyone be embarrassed of eating?

>>376866234
The 90s were a different time.

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watching tv with my mom

here have a tracer butt

>>376866000
Ignore your fear and overcome that black space penis headed lizard.

>>376856958
Yep I used to go through this same exact shit with my girlfriend.
Like settle on something or starve.

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>>376866234
That's what the average extremely moe character looked like in the latter half of the 90s lad.

>>376855046
because when i play video games to escape i just end up thinking about things happening in my life
and it just ends up stressing me out

fuck i hate being an adult
i want to go back to being a teenager when all i had to worry about was if kirsten liked me back.

>>376866000
Hide in the closet. They never check the closet.

>>376866000
Playing Alien Isolation is hard for me because I want to fuck that alien

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>>376867082
>i want to go back to being a teenager when all i had to worry about was if kirsten liked me back.
>tfw I never had the balls to tell my crush I liked her
if you're reading this Abby, I'm sorry it never worked out.

I just came home from work and I'm currently eating Salmon

I have to do quick shopping because NOW people want stuff instead of when I got out of work

And then I go take a shower

And while my brother excersices on the treadmill and I make sure the set up on my DVR to record Toonami isn't fucked

I'll be playing Borderlands Pre-sequel until he's done and showered then we both will watch Toonami

Only 2 episodes left on Samurai Jack mah nigga

>>376867082
>girl in one of my freshman college classes named Kirsten
>pretty as fuck and always talked to me
>never knew why
>talked about her boyfriend often too not sure what that was about
I feel I could have at least made a friend if my social autism and neuroticism back then were not so severe. This was eight years ago

>>376861661
>she doesn't want to me to see her eat
sounds like a bad sign to me

I already 100% BotW and MK8D is giving me brain aneurysm. Basically I have nothing else to play.

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>>376866073
TPP directly improves on Ground Zeroes gameplaywise. The first 4~5 hours are an absolute blast. The gameplay is fucking phenomenal.

>Have to sneak into this big enemy base
>Spend 10 minutes analyzing, marking targets and find entry
>Watch for patrol routes
>Finally decide on a coa and skip time until it gets dark
>Sneak by enemies towards your entry point
>Looks a lot more difficult to get through up close.
>Suddenly FUCKING SANDSTORM INCOMING
>Go through as quickly as you can, get nervous as enemies think they notice something and walk to investigate
>Finally get somewhere safe, but security has been tightened
>Next 20 minutes slowly making your way through the base to rescue the hostage

>Find them
>Oh shit I have to use my sidearm now
>Enemy comes around the corner out of nowhere
>Aim for headshot
>miss
>They see you!
>Shoot loud ass gun
>Radio chatter goes fucking crazy
>Seconds later a squad comes around the corner to investigate
>SUDDENLY THE ENTIRE FUCKING BASE IS ON RED ALERT
>Put down hostage, take out AR and shoot your way out, swapping hostage to run
>Scramble to call chopper since the game doesn't pause
>Sprint out of base over the sound of shouting radio chatter and narrowly missing bullets
>Make it to chopper and experience the most nervous 20 seconds until it takes off and gets out of range
>Then extreme relief

It feels so well designed.Everything that happened was a direct result of what you did or didn't do

Too bad the story is ass.

>>376855046
Because I'm bored of fucking playing video games all time. But somehow I'm not bored of this fucking faggot ass site.

>>376855046
You better watch your mouth lil cunt or I'll jam my cock in it, fucking bitch.

Anyway, the Rising Storm 2 beta is hella fun.

>>376868598
Please don't talk to Sakurako like that.

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>>376855631
And then there's my ex.

>"Let's go to the market."
>speeds through the fucking thing in 10 minutes

Also,
>fuck women.
That's the idea.

>>376868737
She started it.

>>376868915
Yes, but she's only a little girl.

got roped into a family gathering with some familu friends, and my dad insisted i observe their game of euchre. trying to finish P5 and between work and family obligations and tabletop rpgs there just aren't enough hours in a week.

Because I'm depressed :(

>>376855046
I literally just finished a session of Far Cry 4
I only stopped so I can watch Toonami with the boys in 7 minutes

>>376869198
>Has enough time for and is fortunate enough to have a tabletop RPG playgroup
>Complaining

Fuck you

>>376869289
Gay. Stop being depressed, you gay.

>>376856552
>have weeb friends but they only play grindy jap games

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I'm tired

>>376855046
I just got home from work and want to fap to loli anal doujins

Because I'm traveling

>>376867357
Why would Abby be browsing /v/?

>>376855046
archiving threads so I can reminisce years from now, and because I can't find a working FAR mod for Nier

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Spending """quality time""" with the family for mothers day. Bored out of my ass and shitposting while waiting for food.

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>want to get into horror games
>they exhaust me faster than any other kind of game

I don't know what it is. I can't handle them for more than an hour at a time.

I just got home from the movie theater after seeing Guardians of the Galaxy 2. I was about to play some vidya but I remembered it's Saturday night so I'm going to watch the new episodes of Attack on Titan and Dragon Ball Super first. Then I'll play some video games.

>>376864434
jokes on you faggot im going to use legacy puush because its simple and what I need, why would I want even more features on something that's already convenient