Her tits are supposed to be big, but they dwarf in comparison to that gargantuan ass.
Why is her butt so fucking big?
>>376854438
Also I am a girl
>>376854438
nobody cares, its a cartoon you fuck
>>376854552
So if nobody cares, then why did the creators made her ass so fucking big?
You stupid fuck.
>>376854552
>Not caring about 2D
GET OUT NORMIE! REEEEEEEEEE!
>>376854438
How's Dublin?
>>376854438
Fuck that, it's her hair that's supposed to be big. I wish that long flowing mane could've stayed.
Anyway as much as I dislike what they did to her design, she jumps higher than almost everyone else in the game and is in general insanely agile. Her butt's large because of all the muscle.
>>376854438
DUBLIN
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>>376854753
>If they didn't x, then why did they y
Like pottery
hello sybb
>>376854753
Because they can.
You stupid fuck. Now stop memeing "slut samus because appearance xD" and go do something with your life.
>>376854438
because shes awesome. also how I liked how you picked this pic of her in front of a rainbow lol.
>>376855216
>We'll never have a Samus who is ripped and lets her awesome mane flow.
>We'll never be able to power bomb Ridley after he thinks he won by stripping us of our suit.
>We'll never see Samus perform that ball form without her suit.
Her butt isn't that big actually. Seems right about normal size to me.
kill yourself Sybb.
Back again Sybb? Report and hide.
>>376854438
her butt isn't big at all you virgin
>>376854552
How come this argument only applies when its T&A?
Who is Sybb?
>>376855678
>>376855851
Her ass is above average, but no it's not THAT big. But this is /v/, who thinks that BOTW Zelda's average as fuck ass is huge just because she bends over.
>>376855938
Because your gross-as-shit outlier fetishes aren't normal to talk about. Thats why. Keep /d/ in /d/.
>>376856094
why does she even bend over?
>>376854438
Are you irish?
Holy shit Sybb, there is a formula to these things. Stop making lackluster threads.
>>376855216
i miss hair down samus a lot
>>376856170
So she can do a kawaii knee shuffle.
>>376856026
Perhaps the most pathetic creature who ever existed. He has shitposted on GameFAQS for years, making thousands of the threads you see here. He's so reviled he's been banned several dozen times. He even has his own entry on their wiki. That's who keeps reposting these threads. Any "on-topic" post you see is likely him samefagging. Report and hide.
http://gfaqssb.wikia.com/wiki/GF_Sybb
>>376855851
Yes it is
>>376854545
Her bum is big because it kind of fits her build, I guess. Seamus is quite "stocky" I guess.
>>376854438
Yo sybb wanna erp?
Hit me up at [email protected]
>this post history
https://www.gamefaqs.com/community/GF_Sybb
>>376854438
>Samus poster is back
>people don't even know how to sage anymore
C'mon people.
>>376854438
>>376854545
Why is an Irish Girl posting on an American Site for Han Dyansty Life Art
>>376858272
hotpockets don't pay attention to report queue
they have to see the thread
>>376858331
Falling off the board is also an acceptable solution to the Sybb problem.
>>376858441
he will just make the thread again if he doesn't get banned. at least that slows him down somewhat.
>>376856935
That doesn't look big at all in that picture
>>376858593
>>376854545
LONDON
I think I'll need some more evidence of her gargantuan ass.
i-i'm not thoroughly convinced
>>376856236
came here to post this
>>376854438
>people think this is big
The fuck is wrong with you?
>>376854552
I care
>When OP is so autistic he has a fucking wikia article about him
The samefagging in this thread is worse than barneyfag.
Just let it die you fucking faggots.
>>376859816
>starting posts with when
this isn't twitter. kill yourself.
t. not sybb
>>376859973
>t. not sybb
i believe it, as he physically cannot make a post that isn't about the structure of an ass
>>376854545
Girls with big tits have big asses. Nobody except maybe Japanese manga/anime artists likes women that are all boobs and no ass.
>>376860860
And girls with big tits and big butts are usually not very slender like Samus.
>>376860957
So? video games and other forms of entertainment and such always represented the ideal form for both men and women.
This is nothing new. Games are fantasy, and don't need to be a showcase for diversity and representation.
>>376854438
>>376854545
t. Maggie McFlagherty
>>376861792
Fat butts are not ideal for women.
>>376854438
>Samus's butt is too big
>>376859816
Who's more autistic, the guy who really likes ass or the guy who made a wiki article about a guy who likes ass?
>>376862642
Definitely the first one.
>>376854438
>>376854545
>>376854753
Every time you complain about it, her butt gets even bigger.
>>376862642
The first one because he is complaining about the ass.
>autistic Sybb thread falls to bottom of catalog
>someone bumps it for no reason with a meaningless, insipid post
Can't even tell if it's just Sybb IP switching anymore. Doesn't anyone know what sage is anymore?
>>376862153
...and the bodybuilding form of He-Man is not the ideal or realistic body-type for men, yet many game characters are both masculine like a He-Man, yet run around like gymnastic champions. Your point?
>>376863463
So you want them to complain?
>>376863601
Most people here think it doesn't exist anymore.
>>376863779
How fucking dumb does a person have to be to think it doesn't exist?
>>376863601
What would you class as insipid exactly?
>>376854438
That's a pretty average-sized butt OP. Maybe very slightly above-average. Either way it's certainly nothing to go "OMG IT'S SO FUCKING BIG!" over. Unless you're Irish or something.