explain a game's plot badly thread

Lost Planet?

>You are a guy
>you are now a superhero
>everybody is a fucking superhero

>>376838438
Fallout 4

>>376838761
Infamous: Second Son?

>>376838991
No
When i said everybody i meant it

>>376839071
DC Universe Online?

>>376839637
Nope.
Is single player

>be person 1 of his kind
>find others of same design
>turn out I'm a proto-type weapon
>Dies then kills death so I can die later after saving all my friends

>living comfy life
>go do thing
>suddenly shit's fucked and there's a girl
>bitch loses her crystals and becomes a zombie; people get unreasonably angry
>quest about
>unimportant plot details except for getting a cool robot and a cute painter loli to join up with you
>become emo for a second before your gf rescues you
>fill the infinite darkness with infinite light
>roll credits

>brother kills your father
>confront him about it but your father gets back up as a zombie in your back and kills you
>become a woman and go on a quest to kill your father and brother

>>376838761
Wonderful 101

>>376838438
rage ?

>>376840506
Exactly

>>376839805
...Mega Man X?

>>376838438
>I DON'T UNDERSTAND BECAUSE I ONLY PLAYED I AND II
>STOP MAKING GAMES WITHOUT NUMBERS! THOSE ARE SPIN OFFS! A GAME WITHOUT A NUMBER CAN'T BE RELEVANT

>>376838438
>be drugged up soldiers for a corporation
>have to go fight some guys cause they're genociding civilians
>start to withdraw from the drug
>find out the guys you're killing aren't the bad guys
>guys you're working for are trying to abuse the land for the drug your taking
>drug kills you after prolonged use
>eventually drive out the evil corporation
>rebel leader is just as bad as the corporation and is going to abuse the people ur fighting for to make the drug for himself

>>376840679
zipper man's wacky world

>>376838438
>frosen

>bad guys kill people in town
>go get revenge
>they were only trying to talk all along

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>>376838438
>frosen

>break out of prison
>game ends with lighting yourself on fire

>>376840775
Haze

>>376840892
Dark souls

>>376840892
DaS

>wife is kill
>punch god

>Be ordinary animal and get experimented on by crazed scientist
>Escape from lab and decide to run around mountainside looking for the lab again
>Scientist also created big titted animal of the same species as you and you also have to rescue her

>>376838438
>You play as duck on vacation
>Sometimes as ninja
>Voodoo included

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>forget shit
>on a mission to kill yourself but you don't know it yet

>>376841049
Asura's Wrath possibly?

>get possessed
>cuck your girlfriend to death
>kill yourself
>ressurect
>blow yourself up, die
>ressurect
>kill some dude
>get cucked by your girlfriend

>your nemesis tries to slap your gf on the ass on the day of a party
>he makes a wish to become gay and manages to best you
>the only way to beat him is through the help of prayer
>when you reach him at the end the only way for you to win is by having your gf pray the gay away

Guess the game.

>>376841140
Destruction Dingo

>>376841049
Asura's Wrath
>>376841140
Crash Bandicoot
>>376841157
Maui Mallard?

>you build factory
>aliums don't like

>>376841176
eye?

>>376838438
A dad kills himself to save his daughter

>>376841254
Factorio
>>376841176
STALKER:Shadow of Chernobyl

>you go to fight things
>get taken prisoner
>cell door opened to let you make a break for it
>get headaches
>throw people around
>get more headaches
>set people on fire
>remember fondly of times where your black-skinned tutor had a rapidly changing haircut
>fight an obese man who likes to throw things
>fight a crazy military man who controls the moon

>>376841272
>resurrect
non-native speaker, sorry.

>>376841187
>>376841250

Precisely

>>376841254
Autism simulator: fuck greenpeace edition

>>376840452
Krabby and the Krystal Meth

>>376841250

Correct on the Crash Bandicoot one.

>>376841229
Earthbound?

>>376840818
Metrosexual 2032

>Be hitman
>Boss doesn't like you because you are too good
>He shoots your waifu

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>>376841306
YOU DONE IT

>sit in dentist chair
>turn into robot
>go on undersea adventure
>shoot a computer into space

>lose your brother
>"hey faggot wanna party up to fix what killed your brother?"
>every boss you kill you steal steal their job

>>376841513
SOMA

>Friend becomes midget
>Leave island to grab eggs so that you can get to people that turned him into midget

>>376841513
SOMA

>>376841402
Darkness?

>>376841513
That's not a game anon, nitrous oxide is dangerous to play around with.

>>376841513
Penumbra: The Bot Descent

>>376841568
space funeral?

>>376840452
RE7?

>walk up in crystal
>make friends
>friends are killed
>time skip
>friends aren't killed
>fight god

>earth is really fucked because of nukes
>now we blow each other up in space instead
>also its based entirely off of real science and equations because autism

You're batshit insane but the police trust/use you to save the city because of your parents massive fortune.

>>376840665
FF9_____________

>travel to new town
>fall asleep
>never wake up

>>376840775
deus ex

>>376841797
hobo simulator

>>376841402
Correct
>enjoying a good sleep
>kill some aliens
>blow up a giant weapon

>Some bitch gets wet at watching alpha males fight
>decides to try and kill everyone because of it

>>376841348
>>376841689
Tales of Hearts R

>>376841196
What game?

>>376841731
CHODE

>spend the whole game looking for various women
>the only one worth finding dies if you aren't a good enough dad

>>376841932
darkness

>>376841683
Nyet. Here's more:

>Jump around to find eggs
>Sometimes you have to douse yourself in colorful gas to get through certain areas

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>>376841937
Correct my /egg/ineer

>Wind up on island
>Time to go to ancient church. Wear something nice.
>Pirates are the bad guys
>No its lizard men
>No it's aliens
>It's all three?
>Fin
>or is it?
>Repeat 2 more times
Please give me a 4th

>>376841864
no,
didn't know that was a real game

>get off bus
>get shot at by hobos
>gotta find a secret treasure
>fight the military
>suddenly aliens
>the treasure was a hentai monster

>>376842012
Salty Sancho

>>376838438
>grab a cool necklace instead of some boring documents
>kill your dad in another dimension because he wants to kill everyone on earth for the 2nd time

>>376841983
I only played 2 because that's what's on PC.

>>376842000
the maw?

>>376841754
>batshit
Either you've made it far too obvious or this is a fantastic red herring.

>>376841958
The Witcher 3?

>>376841602
Bingo

>You are dead
>This guy did it
>No wait that was a joke, he was shooting someone else
>It was a double joke, he actually did shoot you

>>376841229
Im going for earthbound

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>>376841754
>batshit

>>376842068
Borderlands

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>on a traditional journey to sacrifice your healer in order to save the world
>one biome in the whole world

you don't remember
they don't remember
they remember
you remember
but it still don't make sense

>>376842123
yis

>>376842068
Easy, Borderlands

>>376841250
Yes to Maui Mallard.

>>376842076
first one is escape from butcher bay in darkness universe. it's really good. if you have ps3/x360 consider checking it out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InYpnU-dt-k

>>376842090
Older. Here's more:

>Tomboy helps you by allowing you to ride a type of motorcycle
>Have to ride through lava but do it quick or else you explode because it's too hot

>>376841983
However, despite not playing it I still managed to get it right here >>376841602

>>376842171
My legs are ok.

>>376842129
TWEWY

>you fuck up everything
>you try to make it better but everything gets worse
>you come to realize that you are an eternal fuck up who dies only to be reincarnated just to fuck everything up again all throughout history reaching back millennia
>then you kill god and the game ends

>go to school
>(almost) all of your friends die
>second game is markedly stupider but overall better
>best girl of all time dies in the second game

>>376842129
singularity?

>>376842171
half the jrpgs out there

DEMOLISH WORLD TRADE CENTER TO COMPLETE SOVIET CAMPAIGN

>>376842218
Jak 1

>>376838438
>Nigga steals my middle lung

>>376842218
jak and daxter

>>376842068
Borderlands

>>376842129
It's a Wonderful World.

>camera moves fast then cuts to you

>You travel through pretty places and things alive and stuff. Also there are old statues made by cool dudes

>You go down a lot until it's dark. There are a bunch of evil robots

>You go in a dome and learn shit about yourself

>Shit gets intense and you drop dead

>JK you're not dead, and the cool dudes give you the power to move fast as shit and the robots can't hurt you

>>376842218
Kiera is best girl

>>376842271
Correct

>>376842218
tomba?
>>376842237
i went overboard with cuck meme

>>376842275
Planescape Torment?

>>376842281
Danganronpa?

>>376841229
This is fucking paper mario

>a man tries to kill you
>he fails though
>also there is a big war over a wall or something
>eventually you kill that guy

>wake up
>John Goodman gives you a pistol and sends you to kill a whole family

>>376842480
Fallout:New Vegas

>Some old fuck kills your boss
>Tries to take over your old supplier's company
>Old supplier offers you a job
>Work for him because fuck it, you're unemployed anyways

>>376842404
No

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>>376842414
yes.

You're blue, they're green, you stomp on heads

>be purchased as slave by middle-class white family
>forced to perform menial labor like cooking and cleaning
>game ends with you saving the family from army of killer robots

>>376838438
>enter station with squad
>see mess
>nuke station

>>376842306
>>376842323
>>376842386

Yes

Here's another one:

>Used to be buddies with some guys
>Leave because someone tells you
>They tell you you have to kill one of them or else
>Kill him but then the guys kill you anyways

>>376842523
yup

>>376842681
Mother fucking Chibi Robo

>giant plant lifts up your house
>dude kidnapped the king
>beat up the king's minions on your way to rescue him
>the dude thought the the king was the hero instead of you
>he work's for his girlfriend
>his girlfriend is evil
>girlfriend slaps away the dude, fights you
>suddenly she's a flower

>>376842683
Ayyyyylium swarm.

You missed out the bit about your squad being teamkilling dumbasses though.

>robot digs you out of grave
>kill some roman cosplayers
>give coin to some TV

>>376842738
yep

>>376838438
ERtrian Odyssey Untold: The Millennium girl?

>help some guy
>become a farmer
>get killed by the same guy
>kill this guy

Kirby Triple Deluxe

>>376842683
HONK

>>376840452
Im surprised nobody got this, Tales of Hearts.

>>376838438
Darksiders?

>you need to stop a manlet mage with the help of a annoying hat
this is easy

>>376841321

What I want to know what the fuck this is

>>376842827
Shitty Fallout 3 mod

>>376842862
RDR

>>376842681
That fucking maid game by those swedish game devs that made the graveyard. I forget their games and their names, they're just so irrelevant

>>376842905
minish cap?

>you play lego for a while
>kill the dragon

>>376842780
Kirby Triple Deluxe

>>376842924
>RDR
yeah

>have sex
>die
>get betrayed

>go see girlfriend
>experience some fucked up shit
>she was hiding under the seat all along

>PHD Student meets the daughter he didn't know he had.
>both are infected with virus
>die

>there are zombies on your lawn
>there are zombies on your lawn
>there are zombies on your lawn
>don't want no zombies on your lawn

>Woken up by god after sleeping for a while
>"Hey, the world's ending. Go save people's souls and shit"
>Save some people's souls and shit for about a week and a half
>Decide fuck god and kill him
>You're god now

Small children cover each other in their own bodily fluids for fun

>Daughter is sick
>Have to get her some meds
>Maybe you do or maybe you don't

>>376843049
splatoon

>Try to find your mom
>Be chased by scary thing
>Hide a lot
>OMG so much hiding
>There's like, robots
>Now the robots are evil
>Cliffhanger

>>376841321
I think this is Galerians

>>376842945
correct

>you get betrayed
>you come back from the dead, only to die again
>somebody thinks it's a good idea to carpet bomb their own servants
>the bad guys aren't so bad after all

>parents either dead or want to kill you

>You can't stop crying

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>>376843049

>>376841532
My dude... Bravely Second?

>>376843029
dark souls 2?

>>376842818
Good job
>You missed out the bit about your squad being teamkilling dumbasses though.
That's part of the mess

>buy milk
>everyone gets mad at you
>shoot yourself

>>376841568
I never even beat the game and I knew it was Jak 1, I'm surprised this needed more hints

>be random guy
>oh shit world is about to end
>gogogogogogogogogoogogogogogogogogo!
>phew, the bad guy is dead
>oh shit world is about to end
>gogogogogogogogogoogogogogogogogogo!
>phew, the bad guy is dead
>oh shit world is about to end
>gogogogogogogogogoogogogogogogogogo!
>phew, the bad guy is dead
>oh shit world is about to end
>gogogogogogogogogoogogogogogogogogo!
>phew, the bad guy is dead
>oh shit world is about to end
>gogogogogogogogogoogogogogogogogogo!
>phew, the bad guy is dead
>oh shit world is about to end
>gogogogogogogogogoogogogogogogogogo!
>phew, the bad guy is dead
>oh shit world is about to end
>gogogogogogogogogoogogogogogogogogo!
>phew, the bad guy is dead
>oh shit world is about to end
>gogogogogogogogogoogogogogogogogogo!
>phew, the bad guy is dead
>oh shit world is about to end
>gogogogogogogogogoogogogogogogogogo!
>phew, the bad guy is dead
>oh shit world is about to end
>gogogogogogogogogoogogogogogogogogo!
>phew, the bad guy is dead

>oh, there are also some other guys with their own story but they are secondary at best
>lolno, everyone comes together to defeat the big bad

Also jews

>>376843118
RE7?

>>376843090
sounds like Nier

>>376842073
FFX?

>>376843010
Dead Space?

>>376843140
no

>>376843090
Deadrising 2

>inherit an amusement park
>become a roller coaster tycoon

>>376838438
A mad knight goes back to the past to become a god of bad stuff and gets a face for a dick.

>>376843217
Nope

>>376843258
Yep

>>376843090
Dead Rising 2
or 3
whatever

>>376843289
FF1

>>376843165
postal 2

>local gastropod ruins everything

>>376842924
Kek correct
>>376843248
Also correct

>>376843289
Final Fantasy

>your planet's population is dying because they're idiots and didn't plan ahead
>go find food to save them on an alien planet
>oh but some faggot from another planet stole your shit and you can't leave, go find him too

>>376838438
Tales of Rebirth

>>376843024
Plants vs zombies?

>>376838438
you came to get gold and kiss bitches, but ur all outta bitches

>nigger dindu nuffin
>he actually did
>police mad

>About to die
>Beg to a group so that you don't die
>Have to do what they tell you
>They make you do bad things which makes you upset

>>376842170
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH?

>>376843434
plants vs. bulborbs 3

>>376842979
correct

>you're with the president
>he gets kidnapped and killed by cyborgs
>you gotta kill the cyborgs and their robot army
>dude what if they don't wanna fight you
>doesn't matter you're fucking insane
>final boss, you stand there
>you realize you're just like him
>you make history

>>376843185
No

>>376843525
RL

>>376843535
vtm bloodlines

>>376843525
Real life?

>>376843471
Correct

>>376843434
Pikmin 3

>>376838438
>you're a REAL LIVE NINJA!
>COOL

>>376843583
Nope

>>376843554
MGRR

>>376843552
yes

>trip on a rock in some mountain
>troll the mascot of the game for a bit
>have a nice domestic life, including a small family feud
>Italian food and memes
>spooky person stalking you with murderous intent turns out to be not so spooky and also a somewhat decent person
>deal with some hysterical woman's shit for a good hour
>murder a furry
>smack a television set for a good ten minutes
>wait no I want a better ending :(
>shenanigans
>drugs
>wait isn't this the same endi- oh
>oh
>something that almost channels TTGL
>"We call that the sun, my friend."

>the world is running out of souls
>you can be nice and everyone joins you
>you can be a dick and everyone joins you all the same

>>376843554
meme cyborg 2014

>go to a dinner with your dad, bring mom along
>he is a pretty cool guy
>go to a temple

>>376843554
RULES OF NATURE

>>376843554
Spec Ops: the line?

>Wake up
>Kill everything
>Guy tries to tell you what to do
>LOL fuck that guy

>go to the mall
>meet fat guy
>team up
>kill god

>>376843758
Doom

>>376843660
>>/tumblr/

>>376843758
doom

>Your brother is being a huge dick and trying to take over the world
>Kill all his top men and go to kick his shit in
>SURPRISE IT WASN'T ACTUALLY YOUR BROTHER ALL ALONG
>You aren't actually surprised

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>Have a simple manhunt mission
>fuck up in almost every way possible
>squadmates die
>every rescued hostage dies
>lose radio contact with your superiors for five minutes, and in that time make the executive decision to blow up a city to kill a ghost
>hundreds of thousands more die
>ghost is fine
>mission accomplished

Your dad is a furry and your waifu a dead dragon

>>376843827
fear

>>376843827
FEAR 2?

>>376843660
kys
>>376843827
obvious spec ops, you even included a screenshot

>businessmen try to kill each other over a tiny square

>>376843115
naw that doesn't sound like galerians.

>>376842921
it sounds like psiops the mindgate conspiracy

>>376843029
FFLR?

>You're part of a team

>you beat your rival in a tourney

>evil skull egg attacks everyone

>manipulates your clone's team

>>376843007
Vampire the Masquerade

>>376843991
yes

>go into house
>lose your gf
>beat up and throw shit at your gf
>beat up and throw shit at the owner of the house

>bing-bing
>1-UP
>WAHOOO!

You choose to fuck over all of humanity because you have daughter issues.

>Wake up
>Your predecessor is dead and your house in ruin
>The fucks who killed your predecessor stole your job
>Rebuild your reputation and kill them

>>376841321
>>376842921
Psi OPs: Mindgate Conspiracy

Fucking love this game.

>>376843024
Zombies ate my neighbors?

>>376844072
The Last of Us

>>376844072
The Last Of Us

>>376844072
The Last of Us

>>376838438
You become a giant robot and fight a fucking planet

>>376844072
Tha Last of Us

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>>376838438
>want to cure headcache in your head
>kill your creator and create a new race is the price to cure your headcache

>>376843901
bingo

>>376843123
Bravely Default, actually.

A lost bird ruins your home so you clean up the mess then send him back to his home.

>>376843098
Alien Isolation

>>376844072
The last of us.

>>376844072
The Last of Us

>Every conflict in the world is solved via a child's toy

>your new best friends are a goofy nigger and a major introvert girl

>the real world is actually a wasteland and this secret is kept from everyone else

>Try to do a bunch of stuff because some guy tells you
>Eventually you realize you're not you
>But then you realize that you sort of are you now
>Guy you thought you were but are not and yet somehow still are now tells you you need to die to keep him safe
>Smile and walk into darkness

>>376843118
Binding of isaac?

>>376843758
Breath of the Wild

>wake up on abandoned spaceship
>where the fuck are wife and daughter

>>376838438
>have no name
>decide you hate humanity and decide to kill civilians
>after escaping from police on a train, find out there's a nuclear power plant nearby
>decide to blow it up to destroy New York City and Jersey City
>after fighting your way through New Jersey, attacking a military base, and fighting your way through the power plant and planting the explosives, you decide to overload the reactors incase the explosives can't do enough damage to destabilize the reactors
>get to control room and try to overload the reactors
>get ambushed by military and mortally wounded
>with your last breath, you detonate the C4 and destroy the reactors, causing a nuclear meltdown that destroys New York City and Jersey City

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>>376844072

>>376844072
Lisa

>Be imprisoned
>Break out
>Kill your guards
>Ayylmao

>murder every single furry in existence

>>376838438
> Everything's going to shit
> Kill the guy trying to fix it, so that you can fix it yourself

>sword makes you magic
>you and your bro go on an adventure to beat up robots
>you meet a bunch of people who help you beat up robots
>find out that robots are people
>find robot people
>you're actually god
>you fight yourself in space
>you're actually god, again

>>376844356
Hatred

Too many informations

>>376843713
Far Cry 4

>>376844346
Yes

>>376844235
Wait! Do they really have the same plot?

>you try to convince yourself to kill yourself while you try to convince yourself to kill yourself before you kill yourself to give yourself the power needed to kill yourself before you wake up and realize it was all in your head so do it all again

>>376838438
>wake up
>shoot badies with unloaded gun

>>376843791
>>376843813
Correct. Then again, there isn't much plot to Doom anyway.
>>376844259
Also correct.

>>376844310
MGSV

>>376844448
correct

>>376840679
Ass Creed 3

>>376844502
Yes

>>376844405
fallout 3?

>cold war
>world split in two

>>376841295
nier

>Get up from your grave
>Kill everything

>an army of clowns causes havoc

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>kill guy
>go on a big quest around the world to unlock time portal
>go back in time
>kill the same guy again

>>376844604
team fortress 2

>>376844554
no

>based off a Chinese novel but changed to a sci-fi setting.

>>376844356
Hatred?

>>376844640
god of war 2

>>376844596
Dark souls 3 or altered beast

>>376844462
No, bravely second doesn't have a brother. They're totally different.

>>376844596
Dark Souls 3

>>376842000
Jak n Daxter.

>Retarded midget manager
>Beware the carp

>>376844356
You could've stopped after the second line, anon

>steampunk nazis want to rule everything
>steampunk allies send a single zeppelin to stop them
>????
>bullet hell showdown on the moon

>>376844680
Enslaved

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>>376838438
Wake up from a coma and make giant disney world animatronics fire lasers at black smoke so you can kill it easier and get some pussy

>>376844434
>>376844683
it's max payne 1 plebs

>>376844640

Final Fantasy I

>>376844684
Nice try, but nope.

>>376844414
Never played it, but xenoblade?

>Taking this thing somewhere
>Something blows up and you almost die
>You don't die but now you are special
>Have to kill yourself to prevent past from happening again

>>376844685
>>376844702
no, not doom as well

>You're a soldier whose gotta stop world war 3 from happening and kill the person who trained you who is now coincidentally evil, while also trying not to get killed by a russian cowboy and two fags who should've been thrown in the gulag years ago

>> be character from previous game, but better version
>> ninjas everywhere

>>376844356
So was Not Important supposed to be a personification of Death or just a mentally disturbed individual?

>Local painter blows up village; later kills god.

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>>376844796
Bingo.

>get into new social media VR thing
>accidentally become data because of tentacle rape
>insane man fuses with 4d monster
>hack cthulu, convince insane man to ascend to a higher plane which resets your timeline

>>376844873
Infamous

>>376844873

Infamous

>be commander of small army
>forced to make a tough (though arguably correct) decision that leads to the deaths of a lot of people
>gf hates your guts and former mentor wants nothing to do with you
>go insane
>kill father

>>376842170
Tales of vesperia?

>>376844226
What game?

>tribal
>blow up ocean-based liquid dinosaur extractor

>>376844910
obvious mgs3

>>376844946
Nice job

>>376844680
Enslaved

>>376844967

Warcraft 3, Arthas.

>>376844780
>>376845007

Yep. It was probably a little too easy to figure out with the "Chinese novel" part though.

>>376844787
breath of the wild

>>376844873
AeternoBlade

>>376844935
>ez mode the party

who needs balance when everybody is an effective tank

>have nigger disease
>shoot people for shiny rocks

>>376842369
ABZU, maybe
Fun little artsy game

>>376844967
C&C 3

>>376843938
Yakuza 0?

>you're king arthur
>for no real reason, you cockslap all the knights,
>flip the round table,
>and burn all of avalon to the ground
>in response, your closest knight turns into an antifa supporter and tries to murder you with morgan le fay
>cockslap them too

>>376845132
Farcry 2

>you're a cop with sidekick
>go around solving crimes
>wtf everyone's hypnotized
>even the president
>stop bad guy everyone lives happily ever after

>>376845067
ye

>walk into a mine to look for shiny rocks
>sweet jesus it just keeps going
>go through weird underground jungle land
>weird underground catacombs
>weird underground lava fortress
>weird underground fuckin' tree-top world
>reach the bottom
>kill satan
>1/3 chance of becoming the bigbad of the sequel.

>be Soviet Union, 1955
>high ranking communist party member that gets hit by car and go into coma
>wake up in post-apocalyptic world overrun by homicidal mutants
>eventually figure out that the current world u woke up in was a botched soviet super weapon that turned the population into mutants
>fight your way to antenna that is controlling the mutants
>guy who has psychic powers controls them and was the weapon all along
>give you opportunity to go back in time and reverse what has happened
>or join him and rule over the world
>second option doesn't work for whatever reason

>>376845198
Correct
>about to be executed
>survive and now a marshal somehow

>>376844834
no

it's why would you spoil yourself of such a nice game, anon?

>>376845252
Minecraft?

You make your daughter's other self kill herself, then you kill your other self, kill your love interest's other self, and lastly you kill yourself, killing your daughter and pretty much everyone

>>376845252
Terraria?

>>376845204
Pyschonauts

>get a new job
>people keep blowing themselves up at your new office
>it's ok, a friendly drugs smuggler sometimes visits you.

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>Get sent back in time
>save scientist man from certain death
>scientist man winds up taking over the world
>gotta stop scientist man
>go back in time
>blow up lab
>fast forward
>scientist man rebuilt lab
>gotta stop scientist man
>go back in time and kill self

>>376844604
SS13

>>376845204
Sam & Max

>>376845285
>i will describe the whole plot perfectly surely nobody will guess it's singularity
how stupid are you two >>376844356

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>newspaper editor simulator except your choices likely contribute to the deaths of thousands

>>376845285
red alert

>>376845390
B:I

>>376845326
Nope

>>376845285
You are empty.
Weren't they suposed to work on some kind of remake? What happened to that?

>>376838438

You're a Scooby Gang trying to kill demons with magical smartphones.

>>376844596
Blood.

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monster girl gamu!

Kill a ton of people to convince the leader of those people that the leader of your people is a huge dick because he kills people.

>>376845537
Correct!

>>376845485
PAPERS PLZ

>>376845405
Nope

>>376845485
republia times

>>376844650
>>376845440

No, and no.

>>376844072
Nier

>>376845418
Papers, Please.

>get into shipwreck and wash up on mysterious island with your best friend
>locked into a cell and forced to participate in violent gladiatorial games for the audience's amusement
>escape with your friend who is now a brain-dead vegetable
>game ends with a musical PSA regarding pants

>>376845430
Wanna say timeshift but I only played on release

>>376845647
Glory to Arstotzka.

>shit's fucked
>unfuck it by absorbing the fuck into your being

>you're in a briefcase
>some failure of a man opens it
>you opened a briefcase
>aliens show up

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>go down snowy hills listening to a radical 90s DJ

>sometimes there's avalanches and shit but its ok

>>376845552
Spec Ops?

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>the (((one percent))) are trying to enslave mankind
>a pervert who enters the woman's restrooms becomes God.
>everything turns out swell

>>376845430
Singularity

>>376845837
kirby?

>PROTECT THE SWORD
>SAVE YOUR SISTER
>sword is actually killing you