Why don't you own a Switch yet?

I already have a WiiU and played BOTW so

NO GAEMS

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>>376831865
>Iniestas haircut

Why are they all wearing the same outfit? I would've guessed military if it weren't for those haircuts.

>in a van or a bus
>all dressed the same
>holding their religious object
Looks like a cult.

>>376832187
>>376832217
Spanish divegrass club

>>376832187
>>376832217
>there are /v/irgins RIGHT NOW on this board that don't know who these people are
Americans were a mistake

>>376832370
>kek amerifats worship their celebs and NFL stars like morons
>HOW COULD YOU NOT KNOW THESE FOOTBALL PLAYERS

>>376832321
>>376832370
So they're high level members of this cult, what are your goals?

>>376832370

I don't care about your Europoor celebs.

>>376831865
nowhere in stock and not enough spare cash

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>>376831865
I'll wait for New Switch.

By then it'll have more than 1 game.

3DS is still getting tons of games:
>Ever Oasis
>Fire Emblem Echoes
>Deep Strange Journey
>Radiant Historia
>Monster Hunter Stories
>DQXI

No need to jump in a wasteland system full of baffling design choices like a hillariously bad dock, broken joy-cons that lose signal at 4ft if something crosses in-between them and the console and warping issues, the fucking Switch bends itself.

Thanks for beta testing though.

>>376832901
>hillariously bad dock,
huh?

>broken joy-cons that lose signal at 4ft if
What?

>warping issues, the fucking Switch bends itself

???

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>>376832963
Not even trolling, you should have known better than buying a Nintendo handheld first edition.

The dock is hot garbage.
Joycons are garbage, i love playing comfy under a blanket, can't do that with the joycons.


Ckeck your Switch, it's probably warped already.

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Divegrass players/stars are some of the least charismatic looking people I've ever seen. Not even divegrass fans can look at this and think "oh hey I want a Switch now!", right?

>>376832963
He's using the fake meme problems

>>376833157

but thats what the switch looks like? Its back is convex

>>376833157
No. No it's not.
Because I'm not a barbarian who breaks everything he owns with his own incompetence

>>376833193
Left joycon is a known issue, even Nintendo admitted it.

>>376833308
That's fixed. You can't use a fixed issue to say why something is bad.
I don't call Asprin bad because it was one tainted by poison

>>376833308
but it was fixed with day one patch. this isnt happening anymore

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>>376833271
It's okay bro, i would also feel like shit and defend my purchase if my new beta system was fucked up with less than a month of use.

The console can't take the heat and bends, sad really.

>>376833308
it's been fixed, we're not in launch week anymore friend

>>376833497
he is

>>376833531
So is most of /v/

Nintendo is paying high for this shit... once again: midia is selling console.... the same happens with PS4

This industry sucks balls

>>376833193
>>376833256
>>376833271
>>376833385
>>376833408
>>376833497
>>376833531
I'll be enjoying Switch 2.0 in less than 2 years with an actual library of games to play and better build quality.

But seriously you beta testers are important, thanks for your services.

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>>376833791
y-you tell t-them!

>>376833791
might as well become a tripfag at this point

>>376832370
>foot fairies
>famous

>>376831865
Soccer "stars" are even worse than e celebs. At least people in countries that matter watch e celebs.

>Be famous
>Get given things for free

I'd take a free Switch too, but I'm not buying one of those toys.

I do, but the only Nintendo games I care about are now out. Mario Kart and Zelda, that is.

The future is up to the third party support.

>>376833157
old fake pic bro. get some new shit

>>376831865
Couldn't afford it at launch so now I'm waiting for the inevitable holiday bundle deals.

>>376831865
PORRA, NEYMAR!

>>376831865
Starting a business and initial costs are a bitch.

Switch has NOGAMES

>>376831865
Everytime I see Neymar's obnoxious fucking face and his stupid grin, I just want to punch him.