>push to talk >coughs

>>376831358
Cassie is such a qt

If only she wasn't voiced by Ashly Butch she would be perfect

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>>376831358
>push to talk
>frantic mashing on mechanical keyboard

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>>376831358
>push to talk
>switch between kind sounding broken english and a meter away from mic screaming in russian at some granny screaming back at him

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>open mic
>sounds of fapping

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>>376831358
>push to talk
>Пoшeл ты, бля, eбaный cyкa

>push to talk
>bong rip

>Push to talk
>Whines

>push to talk
>moans

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>push to talk
>never talks

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>>376832714
>push to talk
>suppressed moans

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>>376833412
>push to talk
>suppressed moans
>spanking noises

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>push to talk
>Burps

https://youtu.be/7xMSjQIp_KU

This is such a clusterfuck

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When I was Raidleading in WotLK I got so used to p2t for everything that I used it to sneeze once

At least people got a laugh

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>Push the mic down
>Try to light the bong with one hand
>Fuck up and no sound gets transmitted

>push to talk
>sniffling

>>376832248
record yourself masturbating senpai

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>push to talk
>BRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPP

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>Push to talk to laugh
>Apparently thats weird

Would you guys rather I stay absolutely silent when someone tells a joke?

>accidentally hit ptt button
>Don't have a mic
>Panic as they might see I have a mic and I'm just not using
>Afraid my webcam might've been used as a mic when I hit the button

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>>376834903
>accidentally hit push to talk
>voip automatically chooses device to broadcast from
>Its my speakers
>It then plays the porn im currently watching while playing to decide whether to fap later to it or delete it

>>376834813
Yes?


Do you tell a joke because its funny or because you want people to pay attention to you loser?

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>push to talk
>prepubescent voice
>game is rated M

>>376831358
>talk to coughs
>push

>>376835068
Talking by definition is getting people to pay attention to what you want to express


So yeah I think the guy telling the joke would like to hear some laughter. I dont go to a comedy show and keep my mouth shut whenever the comedian tells a joke

>>376835068
autist

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>push to talk
>BRAAAAAP

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>>376831358
>pushes T to talk
>mommy walks into room complaining

>put mic in mouth
>push to talk
>"hey guys guess where my mic is"
Pls tell me I'm not the only one who does this

>>376832248
will you masturbate over mic for me senpai?

>>376835390
KYS

>>376835115
>implying the M rating means anything at all these days.

>>376831358
>push to tal
>"kkhzffzfjjzjHELLOffhzkkjeejkzsszzkkhh"

>>376835115
>>game is rated M
It's a suggestion not a legislation, unless you live in a totalitarian state where government owns your children.

>>376834184
is that steven colbert

>>376831492
Nah i kinda like her as Cassie...probably the First time she actually did a half decent voice acting.


Also i like how Cassie is actually the most decent of the kombat kids...i was expecting her being like Jonny but she is Very level headed in history mode.Best kombat kid soo far

>>376831358
>push to talk
>HOLA PINCHES GRINGOS AJAJAJJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJJAJAJA
>Link related plays on background
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x47NYUbtYb0

>>376837163
>not this
https://youtu.be/6Gb-tsd-r6U

>>376837348
That's good as well. Gonna start using this one too.

>>376836737
The latest /pol/ meme is distorted pictures of Colbert, because they're mad that he makes fun of Trump.

>>376831358
>someone asks me a question on voip
>push to talk, nod my head

>>376837420
>giving credit to /pol/
It's /tv/. /pol/ like usual takes credit for other board's work like the niggers they are.

>push to talk
>I'VE GOT BALLS OF STEEL

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>cmon anon get on the mic, teamwork makes the game better
>cmon anon, just get on the mic.
>cmon anon, stop being a faggot

ENOUGH
IS
ENOUGH

>>376837547
/tv/ and /pol/ are the exact same shit these days anyway.

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>push to talk
>CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH MUSH MUSH HEY GUYS I'M EATING CHIPS CRUNCH CRUNCH

>>376837747
Dude fuck your guac, bro

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>push to talk
>doesn't say anything
>it stays on for the whole time they're in the server and no sound ever comes out

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>>376831358
>Push to talk
>hahaha

>>376837839
that video made my brain hemorrhage

>>376831492
Ashly Burch is unironically a great voice actress.

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>>376833563
>push to talk
>stifled groans
>heavy breathing
>muffled vibrating

>>376837197
Can you please stop

>push to talk
>RRRRRRRRR"HEY GUYS IS MY MIC WORKING"RRRRR

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>>376831358
>push to talk
>never communicates
>he fake coughs whenever I make mistakes

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>Push to talk
>Rips a bong on mic purposefully
>Spends the next 15 minutes talking about different kinds of weeds from Afghan to White Widow.
>Tells the team that he needs to go AFK for a second cause his mom is making him throw out the trash.

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>push to cough
>talks

>Voice activation
>He's fallen asleep on the other end and is periodically snoring
>Don't mind and lets him continue sleeping

>push to talk
>YAHOO! WAHAA! Mama Mia! BLING BLING BLING! YIPPEEEE! YA! HOO! WA! BLING BLING

>>376838372
Stuff like this always reminds me of that thread where some guy was saying that if he sees someone playing a handheld video game in public he beats the shit out of them

>push to talk
>autstic screeching from getting griefed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGz052S8uFg

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>>376838469
>some fat autist trying to swipe at another because he wants to get low hanging fruit in order to look tougher
I can see it

>>376831358
>Push to talk
>Causes an in-game reaction

>>376838561
jesus anon you can't just post that

>>376838668
Yeah shit was hilarious dude, he had a real fixation on Mario in particular, he was basically saying that hearing "WAHOO!" from someone playing Mario in public made him go apeshit

>>376835029
Same thing happened to me except I was listening to edgy music during a Skype call.

>>376838192
fuck you i hate space

>>376837652
>>376837547
>>376837420
Go complain on /co/

>>376837348
why do spics love buu saga and dragonball gt so much?

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> on discord with my vidya mates
> leave mic open whenever my unbelievably hot gf comes home and calls me a sweetheart

>push to talk
>have to choose certain words so I don't hit the talk key

>>376839604
Liar liar pants on fire

>>376837420
No it because the fact he was acting fucking obsessed with Trump that he's been acting like a crazy. /pol/ isn't one person, and no one was getting bootyblased by Colbert it's mostly him that's getting butthurt or the whole situation
>>376837547
They both are the same in terms of makeing memes second to /s4s/, /int/, and /mu/

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>>376839604
>be me, on discord with friends
>game session ends, but I forgot to leave the channel
>2 hours later I hear friend asking what's going on
>I was fapping
>mfw

>>376839967
What? Name 3 good memes from each of those boards.

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>join server
>some third worlder kids mic is on
>no sound is being transmitted, just the noise of him clanking on his keyboard and the feedback of the game
>everyone yells out him to turn it off, he doesnt
>this goes on for a full 50 minutes til i disconnect

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>push to talk
>"GUYS CAN YOU HEAR ME?"

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>*push to talk*
>"hey can anyone hear me?"
>"No"

>>376839967
it's a 2-way street, Colbs seems obsessed with Trump and most of his "jokes" are about him, but there are also diehard "Trumpists" who call him emperor and get bootyblasted if he's criticized/threatened/made fun of etc. and called for Colbert to be fired for a lewd/harsh joke about Trump

Basically both sides are SJWs now

>>376840493
>they proceed to fiddle with their mic a bit
>"how about now?"

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>push to talk
>"Hi guys"
>"Hello"
today was a good day

>>376840770
>Sorry, I'm actually deaf

>[CIA] has joined the game
>CIA: any big guys in here??

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>push to talk
>someone cracks open a can of Monster

>push to talk
>BURRRRRP
>someone else: nice man

> push to talk
> smoke a spliffy
> someone else: nice man 420

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>join server
>unmute audio
>"AND FUCKING NIGGERS NEED TO DIE-"
>disconnect

>>376841406
What's the server?

>>376831358
>push to talk
>burp

Hey guess what
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0AtT8TV0Qka

>>376838192
>20 billion suns
fucking christ that's terrifying

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>Enter CoD match on console
>It's another "obnoxious group of normies with that one slutty girl there who acts like one of the guys and probably sucks them all off are playing SnD" episodes

>>376841406

can you post server id?

>hear funny joke
>push mic button down
>*hahahahaha*
>let go of mic key

or

>tell funny joke
>awkward silence

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>push to talk
>voice changer makes me sound like a huge robo-faggot instead of a girl
>get laughed at

>>376838907
>One day the news will report that Quentin and the Diamand Dogs get arrested for beating several gamers playing handhelds in public