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Anon?
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>>376820159
it's never gay shit
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>Now playing: VIDEO GAMES
>"Hey anon. What's up?"
Stop doing this
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>>376820159
>You've been invited to the group: "Git gud"
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>You've been invited to the group:
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>Launch game for first time
>have literally <5 minutes play time
>"Hey, anon, how's that game? enjoying it?"
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>>376820159
No i'm not joining your group.
*Disappears for the next 3 months*
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steamcommunity.com/id/cockwork
add me up losers
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>its a bot that's invited you to a shitty raffle group
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I don't know what this is or why I was invited
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>playing a nostalgic game of Dungeon Defenders
>enjoying myself
>playing with an old friend
>decide to host a public game
>having a mostly great time
>fuck tons of randoms join over the course of playing
>go take a fairly long coffee break
>25 minutes or so
>come back
>friend I'm playing with was chilling to some music he likes
>spook him when I get back
>see a new notification on Steam
>it's a comment
>"Shit host, didn't help, was probably jerking off to some anime porn or otherwise jerking off his tiny, Tic Tac dick. I hope you actually get cancer and die you bitch. Your family and friends would be much better off without you in their life. Fuck you."
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>>376820159
>best friend since childhood starts to get really clingy and won't leave me alone
>it's always him complaining about something, trying to push some political agenda, or asking for a favor

Fuck you man I just wanna play video games. Why can't things go back to the way they used to be?
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hello?
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>It's never my ex-gf
To this day I still wonder if it will ever happen
I'll be dead soon anyway
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>>376820159
>Dupe gun
>Dupe pistol
>Dupe pistol
>Pls
>Pls I need it
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>playing Underrail
>irl friend
>''Oh hey! You're playing it? My god it is gonna make you so sad at parts.''
>I respond with ''Really? Alright, i'm doing a crossbow stealth build.''
>he responds with ''Oh lol I thought you were playing undertale.''

I did play undertale but pls
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>>376820159
Hope it's someone looking to erp
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>>376822216
>My god it is gonna make you so sad at parts
Thats like Earthbound making someone physically sad. Coming from someone who has finished both anyone who says either has either never matured mentally or is genuinely autistic.
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>>376820159
>Steam update comes out
>cant look at any thing in the store, profiles and such
>can only look at library, friendslist and downloads
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>>376822352
What a fag. Post contact info though. I want you to make me cum.
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>>376822401
Yeah, it has depressing tones at some tiny points but you should appreciate the situation and not be sad about the game.
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>just got out of a game
>see comment notification
>barely play games online
>usually keep quiet because am super shy
>have no idea what the comment could be
>someone I don't recall saying "Thank you for not being terrible at the game, you've brightened my day [anon] :)"
I have no idea what the game I played was, but I guess it's good knowing I made someone happy
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>>376822008
>I'll be dead soon anyway
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>comment on my profile
>it's some guy calling me a faggot for using a weapon i have never used
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>>376822401

I mean Mother 3 makes me sad in the beginning but that's because my Mom is actually dead and it makes me think about that
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>unfriend someone
>month goes bye
>"why did you delete me ? I dont care bye"
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>That "depressed" friend who always bugs you and whines about his life
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>>376822815
Well I said Earthbound and not Mother 3 so shut the fuck up
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th-thanks, person i never talk to.
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>>376822731
Video games weaken the feeling of despair
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>>376822895
>you would be that person if you had friends
dodged a bullet there
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>>376822895
>Always give him actual advice for his problems, since you went through the same shit
>It's simple shit like "Go take a shower" and "Stop spending every penny you have on anime figurines."
>He ignores all of it and goes further and further into a spiral
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>trigger some dumbo fucker in dota two
>report him for communication abuse, receive a notification tomorrow that my report went through, meaning he got muted
>he plants 5 comments under my profile about how i cant play and to "check his profile"
>try to check his profile both in the game, and steam
>both hidden
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>it is a furry vore that you've been invited to after playing with a random in Cry of Fear
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>>376820159
>Booster pack
>Comment on workshop/guide
>Group invite
>Scammer bots
>Friend collectors
Listed from ok to shit.
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if it's something besides a coupon or a booster pack, you need to fuck off normalfag
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>>376822895
>that friend who always boasts about how he spends hundreds of dollars on anime pillows overseas and shit
>then complains how he has no money and relies on some mooks to drive him around
>also complains about how his mother bought ANOTHER Kia
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>clingy steam bf always wants to join whatever game you're playing
>sometimes you just want to solo queue
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>Keep to myself so every time that notification comes up, it's just a shitty coupon for some indie garbage I'd otherwise never had known existed, let alone ever want to play.
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>Someone adds you because they want you to erp them as a futa pony
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>>376822895
>>That "depressed" friend who always bugs you and whines about his life
How do I stop being this person? It's so difficult to stop yourself from complaining... I love to complain.
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>>376820159
>it's just 5 ur trash group invites
just dark souls 2 pvp
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>>376823782
why be a weak girl horse when you can be a stallion that goes longer and pumps more

fucking fags
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>Taйный дoнocчик has invited you to group "TF2 raffling unnormals legital!
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>>376823740
>Clingy steam girlfriend acts the same way
>We play dota
>Follows me all around the map typing my name and saying cute things
>I tell her to stop following me
>Get mad at her because she's losing us the game
>We break up months later
>Realize I was a dick and should've said nothing
rip me
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How do people even make steam friends?

Do you just play online games and talk all the fucking time?

I have 10 friends on steam and I talk to maybe 2 of them infrequently.
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>>376823893
Sort your shit out. Try to give up some of your vices like masturbation or browsing 4chan to 5AM in the morning, then you will be forced to figure things out.
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>>376823893
Iktf, I just like it when people listen. I don't like bottling up thing :(
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>>376822008
>I'll be dead soon anyway
shush Cue
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>>376824021
>then you will be forced to figure things out
heheh

I'll just sleep all day instead
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>>376824008
>play teamwork game
>maybe fuck around with other player
>grief other players with said friend
>add on steam
wow so hard
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>>376824008
I make friends all the time when playing games, it just sorta happens.
I remove them though because I don't want friends.
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>>376824021
tfw haven't masturbated in 2 months
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>>376824008
>Do you just play online games and talk all the fucking time?
Yeah.
Especially in Left 4 Dead. That game, for a while, was the best game to make friends. And meet weird girls who would send nudes.
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>first Steam notification in months
>it's a friend request
>the person has "CSGO" in their name and almost exclusively plays CSGO
>description talks about nothing but trading and gun skins and other market garbage
>realise it's just some cunt who wants my gun skins
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>>376823352
>>376823716
>spend all disposable dosh on anime figs and gunpla
>feel better because room is full of cute girls and robots
depressed to depressed and comfy, I'll take it
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>>376823352
You're not actually telling him what to spend it on instead. I knwo you just wanted to make a jab at weebs. Just sayin.
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>>376820159
It's that one faggot who can't go one fucking day without being a drama queen. I've said fuck off in every language and they still re add me.
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>>376824008
>me and 2 real life friends meme and cut-up in a game
>person who is robust and joins in with us
>we invite him to our ironic steam vore group
>he joins in

That's how it has always gone for us.
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>>376824105
>>376824156
damn I can relate. I only looked up this doujin I read 10 years ago because it was like one of my first and it was so fucked up I still remember it. Other than that I don't remember the last time I used a tissue for anything but tears and dirt.
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What's the best experience you've had with meeting Steam pals on /v/? What's the worst?

>It's that one faggot who can't go one fucking day without being a drama queen. I've said fuck off in every language and they still re add me.
I'm like that too without the last part.
>>376823893
>>>
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>>376824216
>join a lobby and say hello
>get kicked
The memories.
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>>376824008
i have over 50 steam friends
one of them sends me memes and random yt videos every fucking day
i'm boring so others stop talking to me after few minutes of >chatting
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>add friends from dragonball general to do XV2 raids and expert missions with
>lose interest since dlc 1 and 2 were pretty shit
>notice one keeps playing "marvel puzzle quest" and never xenoverse or anything like the rest
>check hours
>2 thousand fucking hours of marvel puzzle quest
WHAT ARE YOU
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>>376824392
>What's the worst?
Getting too close to a tranny from Russia. He ended up contacting family members.
Never again.
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>>376824279
Nah man, he was always complaining about money problems because he could never hold down a job, so he would basically be begging in between his welfare checks to get enough to get the essentials, since he lived with his parents but they were more broke than him. And then without fail once a month he would buy several $60 video games and spend a few hundred bucks on figurines.
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>it's a trading card
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>>376824592
>Getting too close to a tranny from Russia. He ended up contacting family members.
W-What? Story please!
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>>376821927
Shut up marjo.
Now watch some TRUTH videos:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7c9tB77YdU
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>>376822895
I just reply with simple answers like
>ah
>hmm
>oh well
>yeah
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>>376824671
>Have a friend just like this
>I support her anyway through all the bullshit life throws at her
>We end up married
Really made me think.
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>That one steam
>friend who messages you
>like this

*BLOOP**BLOOP**BLOOP**BLOOP**BLOOP*

There's a special place in hell for these fuckers.
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>>376824592
>chase a tranny
>get dumped
>gonna misgender the tranny now
really makes me think
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>>376822008
FUCK BOI YOU GOTTA CUT THAT FUCKING SHIT OUT. SHE AIN'T WITH YOU? NOT WORTH YOUR FUCKING TIME, WOMEN WILL ALWAYS COME AND GO. SO ARE YOU GONNA LET THIS SHIT OWN YOU OR ARE YOU GONNA HARDEN THE FUCK UP AND TAKE BACK CONTROL OF LIFE? SHIT DUDE I KNOW IT SUCKS I BEEN THERE BUT EVERY FUCK UP IS A LEARNING EXPERIENCE. OUR GRANDFATHERS FOUGHT ON D DAY FOR FUCKS SAKE YOU CAN BEAT THIS. I KNOW YOU CAN, I DON'T KNOW YOU PERSONALLY, JUST KNOW THAT I BELIEVE IN YOU. YOU GOT THIS SHIT
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>>376824392
> tf2 Mariokart server
>everything is going fine when one admin goes haywire and starts banning everybody because her interwebs BF who is also admin broke up with her
>watched in awe as everybody was getting banned for literally no reason
>Mariokart group bands together to tell her exbf admin to just kick her
>went on for days
Listen i just wanna play and grief with some bozos
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>>376820159
Nobody talks to me on steam.

I guess it's because I only have 35 friends.


;_;
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>>376824773
Same. Too nice to just tell him I'm tired of his shit, too indifferent to show I actually give a shit.
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>>376824819
>they're all 2-3 words long and could easily just have been one message

i knew someone on discord that would frequently send me 14 messages in a row
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>>376824895
>tfw people talk to me
>but they are autists who don't know how to handle normal conversation and have no chill
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>>376824762
I was lonely and depressed so I ended up getting close with him because he was lonely and depressed. When I realized he was insane I started avoiding him and that's when he contacted my family. I just told them he was a psycho and blocked communication with him.
Not much to it, I fucked up and I just want to forget about it.
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>>376820368
>sign in
>wait 10 mins in case anyone wants to chat
>no one does
>start up video game hoping I can play in peace
>"hey anon"
reeeee
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>used to play with steamfrends
>turns out they are always distracted as fuck and shit in general
>OR they are that one PRO guy who inserts thousands of hours in the same franchise
>would rather play with PuG's again
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>>376824838
I suppose angels can speak in ALLCAPS.
Thanks.
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>>376825010

>tfw you have only IRL friends as steam friends
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>start up a game with a friend of mine, just planning on playing with the two of us
>faggot messages me saying he can download that game if i want to play with him
>explain i'm just playing with another friend rn

>...
>...
>...
>o-okay...
>...

kill yourself, anyone who messages like that kill yourself
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I thought this guy was a irl friend of mine and we share our accounts to play each others games, but instead I call some random guy a nig nog and tell him to go offline.

>tfw you call freiza a nig nog
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>>376825010
Fucking this.

I dont know why I'm fucking friends with them, the cunts can't even hold a conversation.
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>>376820159
Hi can you not stop sending 140 messages
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>>376824392
>What's the best experience you've had with meeting Steam pals on /v/?
I met two guys on here because of porn commissions. Both are neat guys, though they're both somewhat "unresponsive".

>What's the worst?

I can't really say. The worst one would be some dude I added because a thread on /v/ said that people who share birthdays should play a game together. We never did and he eventually removed me.
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>>376825053
NO PROBLEM FRIEND, YOU'LL GET THROUGH THIS SHIT. GIVE ME THE DETAILS MAN JUST GO FUCK WILD LET IT OUT, LET ANON BE YOUR BUDDY TO LEAN ON
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>send a message to my friend(s) daily
>they don't respond to me or want to play with me
>on the other hand i have a friend that i play with on the weekends for almost everyday and we always make politcally incorrect jokes and fuck around with people ingame
>have a skit where we welcome people to a jewish airline in arma 3 and say were going to circumcize them
>always drive the helicopter dangerously close to the ground and obstacles
The friends that I message daily all have anime avatars
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>>376825392
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>>376824794
>friend
>her
Not subtle enough anon.

>>376824671
Him complaining about not being able to hold a job is fair regardless of what he spends his money on. Just putting it out there.
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>>376822993
I-ai dat fesu pan' la urma?
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>>376825247
>long nails on a keyboard
why do people keep giving migu long nails anyway, she keeps them short officially
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>>376825323
I've read about 22 volumes of Dragon Ball and even I know that's not how you spell Frieza.
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>>376824773
>>376824819
>A person that dumps their life problems on you 3 words at a time with an orchestra of message bloops
>They have an issue with family/friend and refuse to see the situation from anyone else's perspective, ignoring your advice and stubbornly thinking they're always in the right.

Now I just say lol or shit happens. There's no worse feeling then just feeling instantly exhausted or drained once you get 5 messages in quick succession.
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>>376824819
>that one guy who writes this giant fucking message that's so long, you can't read it all in one sitting and the steam window is too small for it otherwise

>>376825004
>that one discord friend who will literally send you a dozen sentences back to back when you ask them what's up
>when you try telling them something, they just go "yeah" and then start another, unrelated barrage of messages
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>>376821597
well you are a weeb
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>>376820159
>its a friend request from some random chinese guy who probably wants to scam you or some shit
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>>376825537
use mics so you won't have this issue.
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>>376825537
>have a skit where we welcome people to a jewish airline in arma 3 and say were going to circumcize them
>always drive the helicopter dangerously close to the ground and obstacles

fuck
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>>376825734
There's three different ways. Canon it is Freeza, English they made it Frieza and in some other fucking language it is Freiza.
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>>376825734
to be fair it's
>(フリーザ, Furīza, lit. "Freeza")
in ching chong
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>>376825761
>hetshit
dropped. Especially when the girl acts like a guy.

>>376825850
>>376825943
The autism wiki doesn't ever call it Freiza.
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We always use mics when we play, just that these guys aren't really interested at all in playing with me so I remove them.
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>>376825761
Short-haired tomboy childhood friends in a summer romance manga are the best
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>Made an anime emblem in Black Ops III
>Hit top trending for like a couple weeks
>Got tons of fucking invites from random Mexicans and South Americans
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>>376825247
What a sperg. They do that shit on purpose to make you feel guilty or just to act passive-aggressive.
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>>376825980
Well too bad I saw it for my own eyes in English on how they spelled his names and in other videos on youtube. The wiki goes for accuracy, translations do not generally.
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>3 rounds into a match of CS
>teammate blocks me as I try to escape, knife him out of frustration (left click to his front)
>he kills me and tries to votekick me, fails
>gets 5 more kills throughout the match despite us crushing them
>"1 new comment"
>"-rep troll"
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>>376824392
>best
A guy I met here because I was posting porn crops of a character we both like. We've been talking on and off ever since.

>Worst
I haven't had any really bad experiences with people from this board. My worst one however was with a guy who sends me about 20 things a day. Give or take 5 things. It's is a bit excessive.
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>>376824392
>Best experience
We played video games for a while, and then I never talked to them again.

>Worst experience
>Got close to an awkward weeb
>He's a nice guy, but as ignorant about the world outside his room as humanly possible
>I have to regularly tell him basic history and political shit (ie, he was a 20 year old American who didn't know what Watergate was)
>Gamergate swings around, and he gets way too caught up in it
>That leads him into /pol/, which preyed on his ignorance and he believed it all unconditionally
>He would regularly send me links to Breitbart or Infowars and would be shocked to learn that they weren't credible
>Put up with that shit for a while
>Trump announces his candidacy
>He falls in love with him
>Every conversation turns into how Trump is going to get rid of all the black and Mexican leeches who take everything and contribute nothing to society
>Finally have enough of this, tell him that he has never worked a day in his life since I met him, and only gets by on autism bucks and food stamps
>He goes on a huge tirade about how I'm a degenerate fuck who should be killed because my girlfriend isn't white
>Just stop replying to him, he rants for a full 30 minutes about why he deserves it and others don't, and why I'm a degenerate
>Block him
>He starts spamming my other friends with /pol/ memes and how Trump is going to get us all
>They all block him, never hear from him again
I hope that Trump's election has kept him from killing himself, at least.
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>>376825498
It's fine, don't sweat it, thanks.
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>>376825010
>mfw this is me
>barely interesting enough to keep one or two conversations going for a little while
If I drink I think I'm a bit more fun and can do some conversiong, but but after x amount of drink my autism activates and I usually end up removeing them the next day because of post-awkward stress.
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>computer breaks for 2-3 months
>can't tell anyone what happened because no steam access
>finally finish rebuilding new PC
>open up steam
>not a single message asking me where I am, if I'm okay or if I've changed accounts
>not a single notification
>tfw nobody on my friendslist is actually a friend

why does this hurt so much. nobody even cares. I thought you guys liked me, I liked you ;____;
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>>376826142
You claim this yet it doesn't look like you are speaking English.
>translations do not go for accuracy
dumbest shit I've ever heard
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>>376825980
while it is the official they went with, you can translate kana however the fuck you want since it's just matching the phonetics in your alphabet, granted that "freiza" is probably just dyslxeic and this is all devil's advocate
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>people who try to combine or expand their existing social circles arbitrarily

I don't fucking care if you thought they'd be a "good fit" or shit like that. There's already a core group of like 4-10 people in here.

More is not always better.
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>>376826195
>amerifat
pottery
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>>376826294
>you can translate kana however the fuck you want
Frei =/= Frie in any language. I'm so fucking tired of you fucks pretending a simple misspelling is anything but that. What's your end-goal?
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>>376825247
I had a gril do this to me. But rather the ellipsis, she'd go:

>.>
<.<
>.<

idk why but I felt super fucking guilty afterwards, and asked if she wanted to join in.
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>>376826282
I just saying it how it be

and if you knew anime you would know that there are fuck ups and a bunch of mistakes in translations that but they still roll with it.
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>>376826349
Want an invite to AB?
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>>376826074
Absolutely, I hate clingy shit like that. Getting 10 messages in a row at random times. He'll spam my DIscord when he thinks I'm just appearing offline, but I usually am not so I get woken up by my phone. Had to uninstall the app.

Tried deleting and blocking him, he somehow tracked down other Discords I'm in and spammed them saying he needs to find me.

He did that in a Discord I had left because of drama cancer and got people all worked up trashing me, a friend who still lurks it showed me.

Like fuck, I want this guy out of my life but if I try to cut him off he just buries himself deeper into my life.
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>>376820159
>its a 5 paragraph wall text on how i am shit at "X" game
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>>376826397
except it is, frei/frie/free can all be pronounced the same way as フリー
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>>376826397
>I'm so fucking tired of you fucks pretending a simple misspelling is anything but that

Didn't I just say translations do go for accuracy?
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>>376826449
And if you knew English you wouldn't pretend you made a point.
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>>376826538
>frei
Prove it if you're so certain.

>>376826549
Who translated it as 'frei'?
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>>376826551
Well if you're not going to compromise and see it partly the way I do then I won't compromise to you.
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>>376826640
frei is fucking free in german you retard
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>>376826275
Why did you add them then?
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>>376826640
>prove this pronunciation over a text medium
best I can do is tell you to go to google translate, punch all three in and hit the tts button
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>>376825734
Not everyone was a sperg and had the anime/mangas and only watched it on their shitty TV. You can't really blame them if they didn't know.
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>>376821232
no.
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>>376826640
Frei is the germanic root of free dude.
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>>376820159
some youtube shit meme streamer
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>>376820861
Cancer
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>>376826194
>A guy I met here because I was posting porn crops of a character we both like. We've been talking on and off ever since.
Which character, anon?
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>>376824819
I can't help it. It's a habit from when I used MSN.
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>>376826695
>compromise on something that is wrong
You're just retarded.

>>376826775
>>376826868
but " フリー"
isn't "frei" learn how kanji work.

>>376826831
I don't blame them. I blame myself for reading 22 volumes of Dragon Ball.
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>>376824008
ask on /v/
http://steamcommunity.com/id/CannedBeanz
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>>376826931
King Dedede
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>Friend finds out I'm female
>Proceeds to message me every second of his life
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>>376826948
We're not saying you're wrong we were just saying that translations are different and mostly their fault.
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>mfw lvl 12 in steam
I want my profile to look pretty
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God damn shut the fuck up about my Freiza picture it was just a quick lul and nothing else.
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>>376827029
Sure you are.
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>>376827029
>>Friend finds out I'm female
>>Proceeds to message me every second of his life
How do I stop being like this? Seriously, please help me. I've ruined so many friendships because of it. It's not just the messaging, it's the obsessing/stalking them.
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>just accept to join some clan because why the fuck not
>get on drunk one and night and just jump around and call some dude a fag for getting mad at me minding my own business on a 64 man server
>next day clan leader messages me
>IF YOU WANT TO BE A PART OF THIS CLAN YOU MUST APOLIGIZE TO NOT ONLY ME AND THE GUY YOU CALLED A FAG, BUT YOU MUST GO TO OUR FORUMS AND ASK FOR FORGIVENESS
>no way fag
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>>376827149
>get to level 11 so i can customize something on my profile
>realize i don't give a fuck and just leave it all default
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>>376826948
>learn how kanji work
>フ
>fu
>リー
>rii/rī
>rei pronounced like rī in certain inflections
yeah what's your point? it checks out, you have a case that officially it's frie, but you keep sperging out about the pronunciation when it's perfectly valid
where you from anyways
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>>376827217
holy shit
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>>376826476
What the fuck? That's legitimately insane anon. Is it the same guy you posted about earlier?

Block him on steam, he won't be able to leave comments on your profile nor message you. He'll also see you as always online or offline depending on if he was on when you block him. Should grant you some peace of mind unless you're in any community threads on steam he'll spam.
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>>376822008
>He doesn't find some random slut to fuck and then send the nude morning pictures to his ex.

Instead you sit on steam waiting for her to message you. Pathetic.... I would off myself too if I was as stupid as you
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>>376826780
I actually don't remember. Some was from an old community that died, others from the current community I'm in. We played vidya in the past, but none of us ever talk to eachother now.

I want to delete all of them but also don't want to be one of those autistic shitfucks that just deletes a bunch of people without telling them why
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>>376827217
Get better friends.
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>>376827275
>IF YOU WANT TO BE A PART OF THIS CLAN YOU MUST APOLIGIZE TO NOT ONLY ME AND THE GUY YOU CALLED A FAG, BUT YOU MUST GO TO OUR FORUMS AND ASK FOR FORGIVENESS
is it possible to be this autistic
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>>376827346
>>rei pronounced like rī in certain inflections
れい
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>be weird and unlikable
>mostly play single player games and fightan
>haven't gotten an invite in months
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>>376827348
>holy shit
Don't bully me. At least I've acknowledged I have a problem.
>>376827420
I'm the guy, not the girl.
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>>376827323
I see so many profiles with pretty things and mine is a shitty infobox with two lines
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>>376827149
I'm level 47 and only use one of the slots.
Simple is nice.

>>376827217
This. I don't talk about my gender on Steam and stuff because so many 4channers turn into really creepy and rude people when they find out you're female.
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>>376827470
This is just icing on the cake that is steam drama man. It can get so much fucking worse.
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>have no steam friends outside of real life friends
>never get unwanted messages or group invites

you're all doing it wrong
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>>376827502
>This. I don't talk about my gender on Steam and stuff because so many 4channers turn into really creepy and rude people when they find out you're female.
Sorry to hear about your experiences but I'm trying to get advice on how to not be like those people any more.
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>its a dick pic
happened to me once, best day ever
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>>376827481
>>be weird and unlikable
>>mostly play single player games
what is the best way to kill myself?
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>>376827673
How do you even find dickpics appealing? They're just dicks.
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>>376827323
>not getting to level 72 and leaving it default except for the background
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>>376827389
Just delete them from your soul, anon.
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>mfw best Steam friend never plays with me because he's too busy with he's e-girlfriend
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>>376827739
confirmed for women or tranny
if your a guy and don't like dick pics you are probably broken
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>>376827739
>they're just dicks
exactly.
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>>376827673
i'll send you more
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>>376827762
Why would I switch background when the default is the best one?
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Has anyone ever met up with a steam friend?
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>>376827673
Describe it
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>>376827478
>れい
that's one inflection yes, what's your point? letter combinations can be pronounced different ways in the european alphabet so transliterating them isn't an exact science
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>>376827870
that's a fine way to get stabbed
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>>376827739
>How do you even find dickpics appealing?

>he doesn't
leave
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>>376827481
>>376827707
there's nothing wrong with only playing singleplayer games if you enjoy them
posting my wife like that however, is unacceptable
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>>376827851
I'm autistic with Steam and love when the background matches with the avatar. Worst part is that I only have 10 friends and my profile can only be seen by the same 10 friends
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>tfw no trap friend
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>>376827970
oh fuck, thats fucking hot
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>>376828008
Can't be bothered with that.
The only customization I do on my profile is delete nice comments and keep the mean ones.
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>>376827976
who wants to meet up and fucking kill me?
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>>376827707
Lay down on train tracks, tie yourself firmly, get very drunk and eat some xanax or something. Fall asleep and never wake up. This requires guts though.

Get some steel or copper wire, tie it to either end of the headrest on a car, make a decently tight loop to put your head through and go on a drive. Don't wear a seatbelt, crash into something at half decent speeds = instant decapitation. Might want to be drunk for this one too.

If you don't have trains or cars near you, or access to firearms, all I can say is good luck jumping/hanging/drowning yourself, probably wont be able to do it.
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>>376827935
it was a cute fem cock actually
like 5 inches and the foreskin only half peeled back
it was leaking pre everywhere so lewd, i ended up fapping to it cause it was so special to me
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>log on
>nobody says anything
>say nothing to anybody
>never play with anyone else
remind me why I use the friendslist again?
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>>376828034
>want to go full trap
>mom won't let me

>>376828085
Literally the best thing to do.
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>>376827870
I wanted to meet up with a gril when I was around her area for another reason, by she never responded. I assumed she was shy
>>
i wish my boyfriend's cock was bigger
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>That close friend of yours who's also on steam
>You message each other nearly every day and it's never empty-talk or annoying
>Genuinely never gets tiresome or boring because they're not obsessive and/or don't vent at you
>Never pressure you or feel obligated to get birthday gifts or spend time on multiplayer
>Extremely compatible, can debate and disagree but ultimately understand the other.

I hope you all have at least that one friend but that's not the case for everybody is it?
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>tfw when modern gaming keeps shoving "social" features down everyones throats

I play games specifically when I don't feel like being social. I don't want to be forced to make small talk, get on mic, or interact with random strangers (usually children/young teenagers) any more than I have to.
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>>376828034
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>>376827976
Don't be so paranoid anon, if you've been buds with someone for like a year and talked over voice chat a lot you get to know them well enough.
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>>376827967
>that's one inflection
Fucking hell anon. a RI sound never becomes a REI sound. They're different kanji.

>>376827970
Yeah I just find this repulsive. Same with vaginas.

>>376827993
Just a dickpic is so generic. There's no variety to it either.

>>376827828
>>376827846
I'm gay. I just find non-feminine dicks extremely repulsive.
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>>376820159
>get the occasional steam friend request
>sometimes I'll accept them to humor them
>split-second later immediately get a trade request.
>block

It's like these people just blanket request anybody who has a rare item and hope that they'll trade it away.
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>>376828145
To remind yourself of the past fun that you once had with those individual, with a glitter of hope in your heart that maybe, one day, you'll wake up to a barrage of messages of people you was once often playing vidya with, to play with them again.
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>>376828145
>add friend from game the other day
>literally interact with them maybe 1(one) other time
>only want to play with 2-3 other people but they are busy
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>>376827470
He was some redneck I remember in the server that just got into some community college. His username was Aeirel or some shit. He was an admin for awhile so I had to block him and then change my name so I wouldn't get autisticly banned from the server for making him REEEEEEE. He no longer goes in the server. Probably got committed.
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>>376828205
I've never had a friend like that
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>>376828309
95% of my friends list is people I played with in one match total in like L4D2 or Payday
>>
>playing game with friend group A
>friend from friend group B wants to join
>pretty soon they're all playing together and you don't get invited to play any more
>within a month or two you've removed them all or been removed by them
>>
>Friend request
>Israeli person asking for my jewish star emoji
>I have a private profile and theres no way he could have known I had it, even when he had added me

was it the JIDF
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>>376828267
>a RI sound never becomes a REI sound.
it's the same sound, that's the point, what mongoloid dialect are you speaking anyway?
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>>376828486
>it's the same sound
No it's not. Hence the different kanji.
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>>376828267
>I'm gay. I just find non-feminine dicks extremely repulsive.
Fair enough, to each his/her own. I like big manly cocks, and guys with lots of body hair.

Though, I'm the bottom with a feminine penis who dresses in girl clothes. So I guess it's a balance.
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>>376820159
>hey man, i need whatever
>hook me up when you stop playing
I am just farming cards
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>>376828205
I have something close to that.
We argue all the time, but we make up and act like nothing's ever happened.
I love him. No homo. If we lived a bit closer we'd probably have some fun with eachother.
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>>376828205
I did once, he got involved with drugs and then literally became psychotic, after 2 years of him all the time spamming 50-100 messages in a row to my steam talking as if I wasn't there to some third person I didn't feel any other choice than to cut him off.
Other friends I used to have just drifted away, now I barely chat with anyone, a little bit with some /a/non I added a couple of years ago.
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>>376827217
Realize that it's just another person, and they just want to play videogames, not hear you bitch and moan for the next 4 hours
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>>376828510
it easily can be, please prove otherwise
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>>376824008
Act autistic as possible in tf2 and you will make lots of friends
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>someone is trying to have a conversation with me literally right now
>"you are not a talkative type are you?"
it makes me upset
that's why i never invite and talk to anyone
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>>376828267
>actually takes the feminine cock meme so seriously that he doesn't like anything else
You've spent way too much time in this shithole.
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>>376825039
Most people have the "friend has signed in" notification turned off by default.
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>>376828736
I can't prove a negative anon. Either way they use different kanji for a reason.
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>>376828205
i don't, i have a boyfriend who i love and can talk to endlessly. but it's different from like, friendship.
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>>376828528
london?
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>>376827217
>stalking people online
Find some other hobbies, fucking hell
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>>376828401
I'm sorry for you anon but if it's any consolation, it's probably better that then having loved and lost.

>>376828616
Same here. Still I wouldn't want to be room-mates since I love my alone time.

>>376828642
I can only say I think you did the right thing. If you hadn't, he would've just been a constant presence in your life and that tires you out. I suppose throughout those 2 years, he ignored your advice and kept spiralling down.
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>>376825761

>I swear I cared about strangers once
>After a million fags threatening suicide every night, you kinda stop caring
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>>376829053
I have a boyfriend, anon. Sorry.
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>>376828528
contact?
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>>376821232
>last played: Borderlands 2, Life is Strange
>groups: AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>games: 8
oh my fucking god
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>>376821232
>999 groups
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>>376828510
>>376828940
>text-to-speech-demo [dot] mybluemix net, google translate, microsoft sam, or any other tts program of your choice
>enter "freeza, freiza, frieza"
>hit listen
>all sound same
I'm sorry you're retarded, but that's how it's pronounced, please provide evidence to the contrary or explain this "reason" for using different kanji for the exact same sound, and why the translation isn't "freeza" like it should be then
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>>376822895
>vaguely depressed and blackpilled
>hate myself too much to make friends
I can't annoy them if I don't have any
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>>376829194
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>>376821232
>999 groups
>add me up loser
>smug anime girl
>BL2 0.0 hrs on record
>AWOOOOOOOOOO
>10 games, most of them meme games
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>>376820159
>new trading card
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>>376829221
but stalker
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>>376827029
finds out you believe you're a female*
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>>376828205
Nah, but I do have a couple good buddies to just talk to on occasion.
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>>376829169
I think so too, he had become a completely different person and had inflicted a lot of harm on my life in the process. I think about him pretty often but in an accepting way, I used to have dreams about him for probably a year after.
I miss someone to chat with though, too late to ever replicate that history you build with someone through school.
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>>376829454
it's literally on the front page of your profile you told people to go to
you're this dense
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>>376828983
Is it? I mean I platonically love the guy so I find it sorta hard to see what you mean. I always assumed relationships was that just without the platonic part

Well for gay relationships anyway.
Are you speaking as a female?
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>>376821232
do you just find these sad people to post for (you)s or are you actually the sad people
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>>376828205
I once had a friend who i'd talk to everyday. We would message each other about whatever random shit and it easily lasted for several hours.

I never had a friend like that before and i've accepted i'll never have another one like him again.
>>
>Spend a few up hours downloading things from the tabletop simulator workshop
>A few more hours just going through rulebooks
>Start up game and stare at screen
>"Haha, oh yeah, I forgot. I have no one to play these with."
Woops.
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>>376829454
literally made me lol anon
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>>376829324
>all sound the same
No it doesn't. You're letting Google autotranslate Freiza to Frieza. It even says so below the translation box. I can't help you're retarded. But this is even beyond the initial argument. I don't care what bots translate it as but even they don't translate an 'ei' sound as an 'ie' sound. Not a single language does this. They're different sounds that do not sound similar in the slightest.
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>>376824008
Joined a /vg/ group back when /vg/ was fresh and not so circlejerk cancer and we ended up sticking together and playing vidya
>>
I ERPd with someone a lot of time. Eventually we exchanged phone numbers. She was a girl. An anorexic, neet, girl. Eventually we sent each other a lot of nude pics and whatnot. Talked about a lot of things. This endured 2 years.

But she eventually overcame her problems (not really) but she managed to get herself to uni. In a single month a chad changed her fucking life and she left me. Hearing her talking about him drained me. I deleted steam I no longer play videogames and I just want to leave 4chan
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>>376829454
>>376829659
this is sadder than your profile
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>>376827805
>tfw your Nephew fucks your wife
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>>376829613
I lost someone like that too. Stopped going on facebook and didn't talk to him for about half a year or so. We bumped into each other on the street but he still wanted us to catch up even though I thought he would be angry. He had plenty of friends in his college too yet he still valued our friendship that much. I got the happy end here.

What were your circumstances though? You sure you can't reconnect or did it end on bad terms?
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>>376826275
and to think I'm trying to run away from this
>got tired of my steam friends telling me their life story
>stop signing into steam for a month
>unread message notifications asking where I am
Jesus I don't know if I should feel grateful, I just want them to fuck off.
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>>376829794
Hm?
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>>376829786
>NEET/nerdy girl gets a taste of party life and becomes generic chadfucker
Every time. We just can't win anon.
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>>376828205
I feel really lucky to have a group of friends that are like this.
>all get along with each other and equally like every person in the group individually.
>we all have similar tastes in games and anime.
>monthly LAN parties of 8+ people

we also get together every week to play D&D.

I will be sad when we inevitably stop playing video games together.
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How come almost every day I see a notification saying a comment or something was moved or deleted? Usually over night when I'm asleep. I'm not subscribed to any threads in the community shit nor do I post there. Is someone leaving me a comment on my profile and deleting it? This has been going on for months.
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>>376829850
Legitimately the only story that has ever left me depressed. Read it a couple of years ago but it probably needs a bit more time before I revisit it, do you know any other good sad manga you'd recommend?
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>>376829613
> We would message each other about whatever random shit and it easily lasted for several hours.
>I never had a friend like that before and i've accepted i'll never have another one like him again.
>tfw time ends everything

I didn't come here to feel...
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>>376829605
It's different to me, we act differently together than we would with a friend. When we argue you don't have that bro moment where you say fuck it and it's done with.

Stakes are higher, I guess. I'm the more emotional one, so fights usually end with us both apologizing, me crying, and then cuddling.

I try harder to be nice to him. Like I'm nice to my friends, but we can bant more. With him it's more gushy, we're always being nice to eachother because it means hugs and kisses.

Both are great, just wish I had a platonic friend.

>Are you speaking as a female?
:^)
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it was my female erp partner telling me she had a really nice time with me last night
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>>376828205
He now only plays with his e-girlfriend.
Not that I care
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>>376830024
>sad manga
If you're going in on something with false expectations you'll just not meet them. You're just trying to relive the exact same experience you had with Punpun
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>>376830024
I've tried reading Asano's other mangos, but they all feel a bit shit compared to Punpun. None of them really hooked me. You might enjoy them, though. Personally, I think he puts way too much in them.
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>>376828205
I love this feel
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>>376829938
Not really party life but she got herself a healthy social life, but I'm still here.

Or maybe she just recovered her social life and these years were an anomaly.
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>>376820876
Stop posting my 3D waifu
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>>376830196
>way too much in them
way too much sex, rather
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>>376830132
You mean
>female erp partner (male)
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>>376830274
just be happy she sorted herself out
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>>376829936
mhm
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>>376828883
help, he won't stop
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>>376829709
so hit the button you sperg, it sounds the same with a different inflection
and it doesn't do that if you enter all three at once, like I said, not my fault you're too dumb to follow instructions
>do not sound similar in the slightest
even if you pronounce them as differently as possible they're still similar, quit being hyperbolic to try and cover up being wrong
>bots designed to pronounce things don't count because I said so, they're all just wrong, every one
they're similar sounds, with the right accents and inflections the same sound, tts programs built to pronounce this similarly so obviously on some level they must be similar, you've provided 0 evidence but your word and insist that you're right
seriously are you a northern chav or southern burger who can't speak english to save their life?
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>>376829926
It was kinda weird, because even though we communicated for almost 2 years, we never shared much personal info. I can't find him again, i tried.

Some shit happened and i got upset and deleted him from every type of contact i had. I regret that decision today, especially since he had a lot of problems like depression and eating disorders, and he most likely could have used a friend.
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>>376828205
Yes. It's my girlfriend.

I'd honestly prefer to have someone else who I could get along with just as well. I feel like I'm a bit too dependent on her for all those things, which can't end too well. Problem is that I usually don't get along with most people, and I absolutely loathe the initial phase when you start chatting with someone.
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>>376830274
Women are social creatures.
it was bound to happen
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>>376830364
woah
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>>376830493
>it sounds the same with a different
No it doesn't sound the same at all. Different mpeg files are being loaded for a reason.
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>>376828205
I haven't spoken to real people in months aside from petty day to day time killing to be polite, let alone faggots on steam
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>>376829173
This hurts more then it should. Remembering when talk of suicide was actually something of note but now you hear it so fucking often, you just don't give a shit anymore. If anything, it only pushes that negative influence to everybody else. You almost sort of wish you could care again.

These people should actually be introverts and stop bothering other people with their attention-seeking suicide threats but then again,
I'm here venting about other people that vent towards me.
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>>376820159
it's always some gay ass coupon for a gay ass game nobody wants
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>>376820159
>being friends with other anons
I seriously hope you don't do this.
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>>376830539
>Women are social creatures
This is why I doubt I'll ever find a compatible girl. Because I'm the opposite of a social creature.
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>everyone in here complaining about people being clingy and obsessive
>tfw im the clingy and obsessive one
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>only one steam friend is actually good at games
>he hates text chatting
>I hate voice chatting
at least he doesn't seem to mind when I get tired and give shit replies
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>>376820861
ds groups are the most cancer
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>>376824737
Why do you hate money?
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http://steamcommunity.com/id/GKtheVGmemer
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>>376830539
The worst thing is that after all that time of erping her language when talking about that guy was depressing. She kept talking about a 'very aggressive man', 'aggressive towards men but respectful of women' who 'didn't really care about anything or anyone', how he did jack shit in class but got good grades. I was basically a cuck
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>>376820861

how come someone invited me to a group called "mom pull the plug" when i was playing ds2?
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>>376830680
Why not?
As long as you stick to the rule of never finding friends in dedicated friend thread then there's a decent chance they'll end up sane.
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>>376830539
This. I made the mistake of thinking that one girl was asocial by nature, but it was simply other circumstances that caused her to have basically no friends. Once those circumstances started being fixed, I saw her slowly change. Took me years to realize that I had just been projecting hard when thinking she was like me.
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>>376823975
>>376822731
>>376822008
>homestuck
>the filenames
enjoy your stay on our board i guess..
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>>376830069
Ahh I understand that thanks. Yeah the best friends really are the ones that piss on you and laugh all in good fun most of the time as long as they truly stick by you.

>>376830516
Pretty sad anon but I hope you've made your peace with it since then, buried it and moved on.
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>>376830575
good arguments, keep sperging over nothing because you're still wrong
frie and frei are not completely different sounds you retard, frie and, say, sand are, learn what "completely" or "at all" means
and depending on what order you type them in you can get them to all translate to
>フリッツァ
or
>フリーザ
but typing them alone, both i and e spellings get
>フリッツァ
but only ee gets
>フリーザ
explain this, and if you just say
"DIFFERENT SOUNDS REEE"
you've admitted you have no counter arguments and effectively concede so might as well stop posting
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>>376831101
This is true. Making a friend here is like finding a bit of hay in a needle-stack. Those dedicated friend threads though are more like suicide hotlines.
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>>376831113
>Took me years to realize that I had just been projecting hard when thinking she was like me.

Fuck, this is hitting me too hard
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>>376831217
all this because one mexican on steam switched e and i by mistake
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>>376831303
>>376831101
I've made two friends from here, though I only talk to one of them anymore. Met both of them on an unrelated game first; all the people I've tried adding from friend threads are either boring or think I'm boring. I just want to befriend some damaged goods I'm compatible with ;w;
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>>376822895
>Friend keeps complaining about having no money, can't pay rent
>Keeps talking in chatrooms to his other friends about how much he spends money on mobile games to either brag about his gacha rolls or complain about them
>Tell him if he's having money problems he shouldn't be spending thousands on mobile games
>He tells me it's justified because he likes the games and I can't tell him what to do with his money
>Ended up having to get a shitty job at McDonalds to fund his mobile phone game addiction
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>>376829586
Why do you assume that's my profile/post, I just joked that among all that shit he had stalker
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>>376830274
>Not really party life but she got herself a healthy social life, but I'm still here.
this happened to all my friends, but not me
why?
why can't we become normal
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>>376830693
you can still fake it till you make it but don't take it too far
>>376830893
>I was basically a cuck
At least you realized that she never cared about you.
that's the first step towards healing
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>have on friend that managed to stay in contact all these year
>play vidya all the time
>he gets a new job with weird evening/night shift hours
>barley get to play with him now

im not sure im capable of making another friend anymore
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>>376827502
tfw professional voice actor and have a very neutral voice so i can pretend to be a girl and experience this first hand just because of my own curiosity
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>>376831906
more like wikiWHY
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>>376830785
>irritable bowel syndrome
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>>376831742
Hate this. You give them a 3 word solution to their issues. Don't do X and Y won't happen but they don't listen. I bet he complains about his shitty McDonalds job to you too.
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>>376832101
Most people find it difficult to make new friends as they get older.
It's fucking weird
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>>376831217
>did you mean
Again, you're not using Verbatim and literally letting the machine auto translate for you. Stop cropping out when it's convenient.
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>>376820159
>That rich friend who keeps gifting you games
Thanks Joe
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How are you supposed to learn to talk on mic?
I used to have problems even talking on the phone in public.
Do I just talk and say dumb things and just practice or am I socially fucked for the rest of my life?
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>tfw your Steam friend is talking suicide how he wishes he is dead
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Have steam for 12 years and talk to 3 people out of 9 in my Friends list.
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>>376830627

I'd feel super bad if I didn't care about someone who actually wanted to do it, but I'm starting to think those people don't exist.
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>>376832128

Post your girl voice, anon
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>>376832437
I have no issues talking face to face but online?I'm a major sperg.
>Do I just talk and say dumb things
don't act like a retard just talk.
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>>376832419
I didn't crop anything out, are you blind? it says did you mean which means I haven't clicked yet
unlike yours, which is still translating for "frieza"
and if you hit "translate instead for Freiza" you get...
the official kanji
oh oops, did you just prove yourself wrong?
give up, you're blatanly some EOP shitposter baiting or so retarded it's a miracle you can hit the on button on your computer
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>>376832546
It's more like you want to feel bad for them but you're so de-sensitised to it all, you're just indifferent instead. All the negative influence from others just sub-consciously makes you more and more pessimistic.
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>>376832706
>literally doesn't understand how to use google translate
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>>376831116
>what is google search
Not your fault tho, that pic is just pure bait.
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>>376820159
>scammer w/ nothing but 5 hours in dota 2
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>>376824838
All caps angel anon. I'm not him, but I want you to know that I appreciate your positivity.
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>>376820159
>0 Friends on Steam
>It's [random friend request #3523]
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>>376832706
This >>>376832816
and this.
I've wasted enough time on you. You neither understand kanji or understand how bots work. Let alone lets not pretend bots are fool-proof.
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>>376830926
probably because you disconnected upon an invasion
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>>376832816
>showing translation for "frieza frieza frieza"
what else could that mean
ok you can stop now, it was a nice effort but you've run out of material and are just going into merely pretending territory, last (you) cutie you had me going for a while
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>>376825032
Was he hot at least?
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>Start playing a game
>Add players that I like
>Play together
>...
>Eventually lose interest in the game
>Delete the friends I used to play

Every.Single.Time. Why do I keep doing this?
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>>376833048
read >>>376833023
You fucker don't speak Japanese so don't fucking pretend you know how to pronounce shit. You're beyond pathetic
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>>376831754
>>376831754
how does that change anything i said
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>>376832686
I have the flattest voice I know when talking in mic, really hard to articulate emotion. How are you supposed to try and engage someone who is trying to be friendly or funny?
Are you supposed to press to talk when laughing at things people say?
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>>376833023
>You neither understand kanji or understand how bots work
But there's no kanji in Freeza's name from the looks of it.
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>>376833237
just fake a laugh. I know this sounds pretentious but you start believing you're actually laughing in no time. It becomes second nature
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>>376833305
>moves goal posts once more
I'm done.
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>>376832681
no
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>>376833403
Fine by me. This stupid argument you two were having has lasted long enough anyway.
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>>376824794
Story?
I know it's probably bait but whatever
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>>376833187
wrong person bud
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>Add someone from here
>They can't have a normal conversation because they constantly and obnoxiously inject memes into everything
>They're an asshole
>They never initiate a conversation
>They are mentally unstable/depressed/extremely clingy/etc
>They have 250 friends
>They expect you to buy games for them
>They remove you without forewarning
>They are actually nice to talk to but disappear one day and never log back in

How do you avoid this minefield?
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>>376833909
>How do you avoid this minefield?
By never adding/playing with anyone from /v/, ever.
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>>376833909
>adding someone from /v/
First mistake
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>>376833104
>you fucker don't speak
>non-english speaker trying to argue how to pronounce things in english
fucking adorable
also switch to lowercase aaand it's back to フリーザ
so let's break this down
>フ
fu, shortened to just f in english
>リー
rī, long i sound like in cream or REEE
>freeza
f, self explanatory
>ee
long i sound
>frieza
>ie
long i sound like in siege, and since unlike you we're not retarded we don't pronounce it long i plus short e, like Tien
>freiza
long i, like in weird

all possible, all acceptable to translate into フリーザ
>>376833403
not even me, but
>calling out you being wrong
>muh moving goalposts and quit
and you call me pathetic
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>>376833092
Because you feel like you've lost the sole thing that was keeping all of you together so you decide it's better to end it all quickly instead of just leaving them as people you don't talk to on a friends list.
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>>376825980
>having this shit taste
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>>376833909
I avoid finding friends in steam friend threads and before adding anyone I want to have a little talk with them beforehand.
Eventually people seek me out or vice versa and I add them.
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>>376833909
Try a lot and hope you get lucky.
But the most effective way is probably to join actual /v/ game lobbies when those pop up, you then have a much more natural setting from which you can connect with people and try to befriend them. I made some friends in the weekly /a/ osu threads, still talk to some of them.
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>>376833909
A lot of the people on here seeking more than what this forum provides are usually damaged in some way. It's not worth it
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>>376820159

https://discord.gg/BkmzUXz
Join drunk division on discord, drunk gaming yes
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>>376820159
I don;t have any friends. Or Steam. What is it, by the way?
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>>376834138
I feel like a scumbag for deleting like that.

I tried to start conversations but they were just so cringeworthy.
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>>376824374
post it
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>>376834438
>he doesn't even own a gtx 1070
get out poorfag
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>>376834438
https://discord.gg/BkmzUXz
Join Hamd on Discord!! Drunk Division Gaming, come out of anon to drunkeness
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>>376834546
Honestly, I would've done the same thing in your shoes too. Don't feel too bad about it.
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>>376833909
>They expect you to buy games for them

Does this actually happen? Well, in your case yes, but does it happen often? I'd instantly delete them and never talk to them again.
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>>376833081
No.
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>>376834843
The one person who's ever asked me came out of nowhere and really wanted Trine for some reason. It's like, why the hell would that work?
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>have nice tf2 hats
>Constant stream of shit tier scammers and traders adding me all day
>Go broke for a while
>List hats for sale on hat selling website, no longer in my inventory
>Play tf2 with no hats, realize it's ez mode because everyone focuses the guy with 5 unusuals in his load out
>Never get added randomly by shitlords, just people I play with in pubs to compliment me / be salty and call me a cheater
>Be not poor again, take my unusuals off the market, only sold like 2 of the shittier hats anyway
>More scammers than ever

As annoying as it gets, I did miss pay2hardmode. Its fun when most the enemy team switches to your class to try and pick up your weapons.
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>>376833909
>They are mentally unstable/depressed/extremely clingy/etc
>They can't have a normal conversation because they constantly and obnoxiously inject memes into everything
>They expect you to buy games for them
these are the worst, anything else is manageable
>They remove you without forewarning
>They are actually nice to talk to but disappear one day and never log back in
>They have 250 friends
these aren't even really problems, they just happen sometimes with anyone on steam
but most importantly:
>adding people from /v/
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>>376824008
I comment on random profiles or join random group chats and sometimes something sticks.
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http://steamcommunity.com/id/Unoma/
add me up losers~
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>>376825394
post art
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>>376824819
That's me desu.
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>>376835494
>http://steamcommunity.com/id/Unoma/
>Super Sekrit /a/ & /v/ Club House
>add me up losers~
>smug anime
nah I'm good
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>>376835494
>super secret /a/ and /v/ club
AHAHAHAHAHHAHA
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>>376824008
Man, i don't fucking know. I've picked up a few randoms from /v/ and /vg/ over the years but that's it. In contrast i had a real easy time making friends online back when i still had a PS3, but steam's just been dead.
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unrelated, but after jumping to the front page in disgust after reading your profile, I noticed steam was selling this abomination
god has forsaken us
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>>376835975
>god has forsaken us
My man this is just the beginning.
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>>376835494
>barely plays

This is for erp isn't it
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>>376829932
At least someone besides your parents cares about you.
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>>376835975
They really used a meme as their advertisement video?

Not as bad as that one game, I think ''there's poop in my soup'', that used a pewdiepie video as their advertisement.
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>>376836190
>a meme
it's tyrone, but yes http://cdn.akamai.steamstatic.com/steam/apps/256684496/movie_max.webm?t=1494111830
kill me
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>>376826476
"Yo can you stop messaging me while I'm asleep, you're waking me up"
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>button lit up minutes ago
>it's a booster pack for some worthless shit
t-thanks Gaben
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>>376836378
He is a meme though, and his popularity is rising and becoming a more normalized meme.
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>>376829630
i know that feel bro
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>>376836556
I mean tyrone is a meme, but each individual video is not, and it seems a bit rude just to call a person "a meme"
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>>376826476
You know you can just disable notifications right
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>>376836378
He'll literally say anything if you pay him, and people pay. What do you call that?
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>>376836535
THAT'S FIVE (5) WHOLE CENTS AFTER STEAM TAKES THEIR CUT
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>>376836682
so i'm 75.5% correct
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>>376835494
>97 friends
vomit.jpg
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>>376833909
>They never initiate a conversation
literally me, too awkward to know when to start one up and what to even talk about. though as soon as someone starts one I'll be happy to talk to them.
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>>376836886
sh-shut up
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>>376827029
>>376827217
I regularly talk to this guy that claims he's a female, but I refuse to believe him.
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>steam friend waxes philosophical for about 20 paragraphs
>this routine happens once every few days
>never read it, just respond with "k"
>he doesn't stop, but it doesn't bother me since i have notifications off
Maybe he feels better typing all that shit out, even though he knows I don't actually read it.
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>>376837020
ok jeez sorry
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I have hundreds of steam friends and they all seem to think I'm literally Jesus.
I don't even know why, honestly. I never added anyone, I never message anyone unless they message me first, and more often than not I just respond with a single word.
This also happens in real life, too. I guess I just rolled a 10 in charisma or something.
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>tfw logged off steam friends for 6 months now
>still talk with my two best friends on discord
Best timeline
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RIP
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>>376837119
Why not just kick the people off your friendlist you don't give a shit about?

I always find these round about 'methods' of avoiding people comes to bite them in the ass. It's simple.
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>that guy who opens every conversation with 'how are you?'
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>>376837305
I tried before but a few added me back and talked about how depressed they got because I deleted them, which made me feel pretty guilty.
So I just abandoned the thing altogether.
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>>376837115
>rolled a 10

10? Wtf?
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>>376837350
>tfw friends keep messaging you about star trek
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>>376837738
The ending of deep space 9 was really shitty imo but it isn't like they could've gone anywhere else with it.
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>tfw i'm incredibly clingy
>tfw I often react with stupid memes
>tfw I always avoided any social interactions
>two of the people, that I considered friends either left me because it seemed like i don't give a fuck or because I was so desperate it was uncomfortable for them
At least I have my brother, so I'm not completely alone. I don't know how he puts up with me.
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>>376824392
>best
A few years ago some dude made a thread for people who share birthdays to play videogames together, and he'd invite people to a group called /v/ Birthday Bros or something similar, and a bunch of dudes joined in to memespout all day in the chat. Eventually he blew up the group, but we continued to talk until he became a fag and removed me, only to add me recently. We don't even talk, but i really enjoy him.

>worst
Tricking myself into believing i had a Steam girlfriend_(male) and becoming a filthy ERPing friend collector.
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>>376837350
Fucking hate that shit. Just go straight to the point if there's something you want to talk about, and if there isn't, then don't message me.
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>>376837846
did you fuck him?
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>>376837738
This reminds me of an episode from Star Trek.
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>>376824838
Thanks man. My wife recently left me and is with another man now. I'm on my own and it's nice to have thrme freedom but it's lonely sometimes. Anyway, I'm gonna focus on what makes me happy now, and if some other girl wants to be a part of that someday, then cool. If not, then I will be the source of my own happiness.
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>>376837940
no
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>>376837934
Man you are kinda rude.
Some people just wanna chat.
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>>376837845
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>>376838036
well when are you gonna fuck him?
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>it's some underage shit you've never met asking you to buy them a game
Does anyone else have this happen? I get this shit once every few months.
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>>376838072
probably never
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>>376826058
>>376825761
Can I get a sauce?
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http://steamcommunity.com/id/kawaiianimeshoujo
add me up losers
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>>376838056
I don't want to chat about basically nothing, and I don't understand people who want to do that.
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>>376829173
I'm on the same road as you but much further down it

You're going to get obliterated dude. Prepare to have a full 180 and just straight up not care if people die. You quickly learn on this path of life to start thinking of humans as animals, even yourself.
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>>376838298
Why are you in this thread then bad boy, why even add people?
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>>376838252
Here's a
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>>376838514
add me up loser
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>>376838056
No, asking someone 'how are you' is rude. You're compelling the other person to lie as well as lying yourself as a trojan horse strategy to force a conversation. Scum like you need to fuck off.
>>
Wait there are people out there who just want to have a comfy time now and again playing vidya and laughing about the current nature of the world.... right?

right?
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>>376838393
Are you speaking from experience?

I've never had a friend or family member I know personally die yet. Can you tell me how it feels as someone who finds it hard to care?
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>>376838576
>You're compelling the other person to lie
wut
Why is asking someone how are they are feeling compelling them to lie?
I fear you might be a bit autistic, anon.
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>>376838576
It's trying to show interest in the other person. I never initiate with it, but there's no reason not to ask once you've chatted a little bit.
If you don't care to answer it you can just do a one word reply and move on. I think you have issues desu bae.
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>>376838425
Because this thread isn't just meaningless small talk?

I enjoy talking to people, I just don't give a shit about pointless small talk. Barely anyone likes small talk where I live, and when foreigners try to do it, they can get fairly awkward answers.
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>>376838697
How do you feel when you see birds die from smacking into the side of a house or something?
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>>376838576
>asking someone 'how are you' is rude
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>>376838576
>asking someone 'how are you' is rude
is this the world we live in?
Do you think its "problematic" or something
>>
>actually had one message
>It was a friend an hour before I logged in, wishing me a late happy birthday since he was sick and couldn't drop by

Thanks for reminding me to check.
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>>376820159
I only get notifications when people from /b/ add me cause I won a free game on a rolling thread.

>tfw 90% of my games are rolling game wins

And then I immediatly delete them upon receiving the gift.
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>>376838576
Are you shitposting repeating something you've heard an SJW say or are you legitimately from tumblr?
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>>376838803
Kek, some paki from texas sat down next to me on an emtpy train and initiated a conversation a few weeks ago. Absolutely no one does that here, socially unacceptable. It was pretty clear he hinted at wanting me to come to his mosque some time, but it was the first social contact I'd had in months so I just enjoyed the ride.
Scandi or Fin by any chance?

And desu it is meaningless small talk. None of us are able to have proper meaningful relationships, so we flock into these threads protected by a guise of anonymity as a substitute for real interaction.
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>>376838576
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>>376838813
I think of it as natural selection. Other times, I'd feel guilty if I kill a spider or something.

If people die, I just think that's that.

But I'm hoping it was much different if it's someone I know personally?
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>>376837350
>tell him to stop saying it, because i'll always answer the same way
>he didn't stop
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>>376838576
"trojan horse strategy"

It's called an 'icebreaker', Anon.
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>>376838576
NOW THIS IS AUTISM
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>>376838576
put me in the screencap
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>>376837350
how do you even reply to that?
i always feel like shit because i hate life
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>>376839250
Finn.

And it's not meaningless small talk. You don't need small talk on an image board. Small talk is just fodder. You don't care how the other person actually answers, and you don't learn anything from it. It's just what many people do before getting to the actual conversation, because apparently some people find it rude or weird to go directly to the topic.
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>>376839379
After a while you stop caring. It's like becoming jaded to it.
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>>376839719
You say "I'd feel better if you were on my dick right now cutie ;)"
Never fails.
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>mfw people ITT ACTUALLY and UNIRONICALLY have ANIME AVATARS on their steam profile
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>>376839719
>hey anon, how are you
>fine
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>>376839703
Crops really do make everything better.
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>>376839774
Thanks. All I needed to know.
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>>376820159
Made me realise I haven't seen that notification in fucking years now.
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>>376839802
no way fag
that guy who keeps sending me those messages is taller than me and not cute
>>376839839
and how do you respond to "what's up?"
i think it's worse than >how are you
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>>376839973
>"what's up?"
>"not much"
or
>"x happened"
How do I basic human interaction
>>
>>376839973
>and how do you respond to "what's up?"
>not much

Wow that was hard, Anon.
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>>376838813
most times they just get stunned, get up later and look around like dazed retards
I've had sparrows do that and get up fine, and in an aeronautics class I've had a full grown macaw slam into a window and fall on me, it was fine
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>>376839828
>he doesn't have a cute anime avatar
What are you, some sort of flamin homosexual?
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>>376840067
>>376840090
that's what i do but he asks me same fucking question like every day
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>>376839973
>"what's up?"
>nm, you?
and then you exchange empty small talk and play games with or without each other
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>>376840182
Then keep answering the same way.
He'll get bored eventually.
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That feel when you want to add steam friends from /v/ and the normal dudes who just want to play games are super boring so you try adding gay trapfags and they're entertaining to talk to but it becomes clear they are horribly clingy and have mental illness issues so you try adding women but they don't exist or hide their gender because they don't want people to stalk them or try to relationship with them.

There's no winning.
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>>376839973
>>376840067
>>376840090
What's up is much worse than how are you.
The latter implies you have an interest in the other person, the former is just lazy and nine out of ten times they don't follow up with anything if you say not much and the conversation dies from the start.
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>>376840067
>hey man what did you think of x?
>have you played y?
>remember that one time we were playing z together? I thought about that yesterday and now I have an itch to play again you should join me
>>
>realize I haven't talked to internet friends in years
>remember I met most of them through rp threads on /mlp/

Anyone else have a set of friends they met in a community that you're no longer part of? I want to reach out, but I'm afraid they never grew out of their Brony phase.
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>>376840297
What about those questions?
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>>376840262
Forgot to mention. I have the most luck with weeb anime avatar people. If you're a weeb and want a friend post ID.
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>>376820876
Nobody checks your playtime on games before talking to you
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>>376839940
It's not like you want them to die or anything, it's like you sit into a neutral ground between "yeah, shit happens" and "that's a shame".
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>>376840128
Since when birds are used in aerobics?
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>>376839828
what else am i supposed to use? i'm not creative
>>376840239
nigga it started i think around two years ago probably earlier
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>>376840262
>so you try adding women but they don't exist
You could try making a steam friend thread on /ck/, ton of women on there, a lot of autists too though.
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>>376820876
>>376830301
Who is this semen demon
>>
>>376840182
see
>>376839802
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>>376840435
The fact that your conversation partner is autistic isn't the question's fault.
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>>376840282
I really think you might be overthinking this.
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>>376821376
Accept.
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>>376840393
>would like to add you
>don't want to post my ID here
Good luck anon.
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>>376821297
>it's an actual person who you talked to over in-game voice chat inviting you to his shitty raffle group
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>>376840473
he's not cute
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>>376840282
Oh my lord, it really is traumatizing. You know what's another one that really makes me freak out?

>What's going on?

OH NEPTUNE I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO SAY TO THAT.
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>1 steam message
>its from a trading bot for tf2
>accept and immediately spammed with copy and paste "Join our trading community" blah blah blah
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>>376840409
I do desu, always wait 2 hours of playtime or more before asking about a game.

>>376840393
If you don't mind being drunk chatted on weekends I might give it a try.
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>>376840574
Post it my dude, then delete it after a bit.
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>>376825761
sauce?

google image search comes up with nothing
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>>376840393
Are you watching at least 10 anime this season?
>>
>used to make friends very easily
>used to talk to people and connect with them really well
>i would try to help people through their problems
>a few years ago i removed about 90 people off my friendslist
>dont talk to the 20 friends i kept
>when people try to talk to me about their personal problems i just get tired, and lose patience almost instantly

what happened? over the past 7 years i slowly drifted further and further away from humanity as a whole
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>>376840881
I've been in a slump and haven't really followed anime seasons since 2015. Slowly getting back into it though.
>>376840759
Go for it.
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>>376840678
respond with memes, it's the only way
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>>376837921
>Tricking myself into believing i had a Steam girlfriend_(male)
Why is this so common among you fags
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>>376822895
>be depressed
>talk to no one about it
>"anon, are you ok?"

is it so inconceivable that I do not want to talk about it?
>>
>>376840858
Toaru Natsu no Shoujo no Ehon
>>
>>376832546
The people who actually want to do it, do it without really saying anything.
>>
>>376841005
Are you from the balkans?
>>
>>376841092
East coast USA
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>>376838119
That and the
>Furry erper keeps sending you erp messages while you play games

Those faggots need to fuck off
>>
>>376825039
>What is appearing offline
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>>376841060
>Toaru Natsu no Shoujo no Ehon

oh shit, thanks senpai

didn't expect it to be actually lewd
>>
>>376840759
>drunk chatted

>tfw socially inept
>getting drunk doesn't change shit
fuck me
>>
>>376841002
Compassion fatigue is a real thing. I cared about other people's personal problems once. Now it's hard because you assume everyone who talks about their problems is just an attention whore.
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This is my favorite steam group.
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>>376841367
i used saucenao
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>>376824008
My account has existed since Steam opened in 2004. I have about 80 friends.

Frankly, I don't know how you play online multiplayer games and don't make friends.
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>>376820159
>add a few people from /v/
>most people i've added are from /r9k/
>robots are way less annoying than virgins
>robots play way more video games than /v/irgins
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>>376841317
>Humor one once
>Never again
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>>376824392
I met someone in TERA online
Frankly he's more of a friend to me than actual friends I have IRL.
>>
>>376841317
OwO what's this?
>>
>>376841642
>added someone from /r9k/ because he insisted
>never talked to me
what did he mean by this
>>
>>376839886
>>376839703
I still would like the source though
>>
>>376827502
This. Same
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>>376841847
>Because he insisted
Are you a girl or something?
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>Have IRL friends as Steam friends
>They don't have my email or phone number or anything, only way of communicating with me online is Steam
>Rarely ever play or chat together but do every once in a while
>Get annoyed when getting into a game only for someone to try to start a conversation
>Start playing in offline mode
>Find out about setting your profile to appear offline
>Get into the habit of appearing offline when I just want to play a game
>Move far away somewhere with shit Internet, can't play online games well so I stop playing them
>Make myself appear as offline when browsing the store because I don't want to get invited to any game just to turn anyone down
>Never take it off
>Get better Internet, but have lost all interest in online games
>Years pass
>Still haven't appeared as online
Wh-what should I do? I don't want to seem rude but I also really don't want to get into any "hey where have you been man?" conversations.
>>
>>376841906
no, not even a girl (male) or a cute boy or whatever you find attractive
>>
>>376828086
Me
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>>376841159
fug it
https://steamcommunity.com/id/Tunfisksalat/

>>376841380
I'm still socially bacwards when drunk, but at least I become extroverted enough to talk about dumb things instead of just thinking about dumb things without typing them out.

>>376841847
He probably has strong social anxiety.

>>376841713
Wanted to get into this but I can't select a server, every time it just loads for a bit and then the server selection disappears. Should've gotten on the train years ago before it started dying.
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>>376842009
how would you do it? have you ever even killed someone
>>
>>376822895
>playing game, having a good time, drinking a beer
>BLOOP
>Shift+Tab
>"fuck my life"
>"bored..."
>"kms"
>Shift+Tab
>take another sip and keep playing

Am I a bad person ?
>>
>>376842078
why everyone here plays CSGO so much
>>
>>376842205
Where do all these downers even come from
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>>376842205
nah
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>>376842205
Not at all.
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>Sissy white boy thread
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>>376842205
Nah, the best chatting friends are the ones who you can just ignore if you don't feel like chatting and they wont holde a grudge because of it.
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>>376842321
no sissies found
>>
>>376829173
>>376830627
I stopped giving a shit after my best friend literally hung himself, no word, no note.

If you're gonna kill yourself do it, otherwise shut the fuck up and keep cutting your wrists attention-fag.
>>
>>376842249
Used to play a lot of CS 1.6 but never bothered with Source, then got a real urge to play GO when it came out. Playing on and off for a few years add up. Also it's the best game when you are bored/drunk and just want to kill an hour or two.
>>
>>376842453
Yeah. I don't want to kill myself because of the pain it would bring to my family/friends. That line of thinking is why I absolutely despise those that say they're gonna kill themselves and expect attention from it which most people fall for.
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>>376842321
If only
>>
But if you kill yourself how you gonna play vidya and watch anime tiddies?
:thinking:
>>
>>376842983
not having to deal with literally all the problems would be better than any vidya
>>
>>376842078
>Wanted to get into this but I can't select a server, every time it just loads for a bit and then the server selection disappears.
Tell /terag/ this in /vg/. It's worth trying even if you only try it once.
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>getting invites to strange groups
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>>376843239
>getting invites from strange friend collectors that treat you like their property
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