ARE YOU THREATENING ME?!
>>376816537
T-T-T-THE-THE-THEY-THEY-THEY C-C-C-CA-CA-CAME-CAME-CAME-F-F-FRO-FRO-FROM-B-B-B-BEHIND
FOR MY FATHER, THE KING
Must... feed
>>376816537
I LAUGH IN THE FACE OF DANGER! HA-HA-HA-HA!
For the last time, I am a DREADLORD, not a DRUGLORD!
>>376816537
The senate will decide your fate
>>376816810
Its treason then, good friend, but I have the high ground. This can only mean one thing... ventilaton shafts and droid attacks on the wookies.
>>376816537
Wheres the minimap?
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORTAR COMBAAAAAAAAT
>driving home from work
>constanly do my best impression of random warcraft 3 characters
Was it autism?
>>376817205
Nah. You're fine.
>>376817205
I must consider this an act of treason.
JOB'S DONE
>>376816537
It's treason then...
"I'm not in season!"
>>376816537
Welcome back to Jaina in the morning!
>>376817506
Have you LOST your MIND, Arthas?
>>376819656
My sick says otherwise.
>>376819656
Let me use my human call. I'm so wasted! I'm so wasted!
>>376816537
I'M HERE TO HELP
>Fast, tanky fuccboi who never dies
>Heals your units for nothing
>Amazing damage against air
>Ultimate takes care of your GDP forever in the late game
Why isn't the best hero more used?
suspenderoni your pepperoni
>>376816537
Announcer: "Welcome back to...Jaina in the morning!"
(crowd applauds)
Jaina: "We're here with Malvingeroth, Hunter of Night, and his girlfriend Kim. Now Kim, you think you're here for a makeover, right?"
Kim (sounding confused): "Um, yeah..."
Jaina: "Mal, why don't you tell her why you're really here?"
Mal (embarrassed): "Well, Kim-cake, I love you but I have something to tell you… uh, I'm a demon."
(crowd mutters)
Crowd member': "Oh boy, he pulled the wool over your eyes!"
Mal: "Actually, more of a… Pit Lord."
Kim: "What? I don't understand."
(crowd starts shouting angrily)
Crowd member: "He's a bum! Throw him out!"
Kim: "I thought you said you work for the post office?"
Mal: "Well, I moonlight."
Touch me not, I am chaste!
>Custom game
>Shade's attack dialogue
>"FEEL MY WRATH!"
>"DIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEE!"