Elder Scrolls

>>376815709

high test, male Redguards are emasculated cucks. They are impressive warriors but cucks in the end.

Mostly, they are the americans of Elder Scroll.

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>People chasing after redguard women when there's fine lizard pussy out there

>>376816026
Aren't they actually trees?

>>376816026
Aren't there like 3 female argonians in the whole of Skyrim?

>>376816026
>wanting to fuck something that has the voice of a chain smoker

>>376816149
>Shahvee the Windhelm dock worker
>Crazy argonian girl that gives you the Amunchamacallit box in Riften
>Keerava, the Riften tavern owner
>The sister of that double crossing cunt in Solitude

Those are the ones off the top of my head.

>>376816290
Lubricate their throat with cum

>>376816297
skoma addict in Riften?

>>376816550
Oh yeah her too.

I guess it makes sense that Riften has three of the few argonian girls in Skyrim. Just a shame the place is an unfinished fucking mess.

>Can't help Mjoll fuck up the Thieves Guild
>Can't get Maven arrested

as a very pale guy living on a place where there are a LOT of black people, I can say black women love some white cock. I started dating one 3 months ago and we have sex literally every time we see each other.

Redguard's swords arent the only things that are curved

>>376815929
But anon, they've got curved penises. BIG curved penises.

>>376816635
I feel like there are so many storylines like that. In Winterhold there's hints of a big quest that was supposed to happen but didn't for some reason.

>>376816635
>Can't help Mjoll fuck up the Thieves Guild
That shit drives me bonkers and its even worse that the game does everything it can to force you into the thieves guild. There's all this emphasis on what a shithole Riften is but you can't do anything to help it except some short questline to bust a skooma ring.

>>376816832
>as a very pale guy living on a place where there are a LOT of black people
Brazilia?

>>376817168
The whole thing with Maven infuriates me as well. If you side with the Imperials she gets anointed Jarl, and yet there's NOBODY you can interact with to say "hang the cunt, she's corrupt and colludes with the thieves guild."

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>>376817252
Or, you know, just kill her yourself.

Immortal NPCs makes Bethesda cocky. It means they can go out of their way to make their NPCs annoying and awful, safe in the fact you can't normally harm them. They do this with Children too, making them truly awful and terrible.

>>376817252
>>376817443
Are there any mods that continue this storyline actually? There have to be some good ones at least

>>376817653
Nope.

In the six years the game has been out, NOBODY has tried to fix Riften, it makes me even madder.

>>376817653
I know there is a really popular Destroy the Thieves Guild mod.

>>376816026

Why would reptiles have breasts

>>376817227
close, Rio

>>376815709
mer plot to dilute out strong human genes

>>376817759
Because they're designed by the Hist to integrate into other societies as best as walking lizards can. Tits = Vital.

Logic flies out the window when your entire physical body is dictated by an interdimensional hivemind of trees.

>>376817443
>They do this with Children too, making them truly awful and terrible.
I'M NOT AFRAID OF YOU, YOU KNOW. EVEN IF YOU ARE MY ELDER.

Why is every marriage eligible dummer women fucking hideous?

>>376818131
Because Dunmer are hideous.

>>376818131
because you're a pleb who doesn't mod his game.
there are only a few females in the vanilla game that are max 6/10.

>>376817252

I think the bigger problem is how you can control both the Thieves Guild and the Brotherhood and she still acts like she's hot shit.

>>376818131

That's just how mer look.

>>376818131
literally every woman except Breton women and one Orc looks like shit

>finally get the perfect, stable mod installation with ~150 plugins
>for some reason, infrequently, i get massive FPS drop
>don't know which mod causes it but know it's something i added recently
>no rhyme or reason to it but it's definitely something to do with cells. it starts and stops on an imaginary line in proximity to something, or affects an indoor cell entirely
Fucking reeee.

SESKSE when?

>>376819369

Do you have clutter mods in the setup? I'd think it has something to do with that.

>>376820261
Yep, but I've had them for ages and this is a recent problem.

>>376819369
There's nothing more I want at this point than SKSE64. I made the idiotic jump to Windows 10 and that hard limits 32bit programs i.e. OG Skyrim to 4GB of VRAM, so the other 4 on my card is wasted.

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>>376818131
>can't bone haelga
>can't wife the tavern girl in markarth
>can't wife serana or qt dawngard dwemer nerd
>can't achieve kingship by marrying elisif

>>376818085
In all fairness killable children was one of the first mod that was released. Along with some weird arachnophobia mod and something about bears or trolls, don't remember.

>>376817842
So Rio isn't Brazil?

>>376821718
Get a fucking mod for it, nerd

>>376821718
>can't wife serana

Sorry I wasn't aware this was a thread for people with shit taste

>>376817252
It's obvious that Bethesda put in a minimal amount of effort into Skyrim

>>376816635
Its such a shame they had to have that 11/11/11 release date.
I know Bethesda games usually have tons of unfinished stuff, but Skyrim in particular seems to have so many unfinished quest

>>376815709
They are in fucking skyrim of course theres gonna be more nord males there, there isnt many male redguard there. Im pretty sure you see alot of breton and nord women vacationing in hammerfall for big red cock

>>376816026
They are only good to keep as slaves. Fuck off scaly

>>376821718
>Marrying Molag Bal's sloppy seconds

>>376822002
Brazilia is the capital of Brazil
They were discussing which city in Brazil he's in

>>376823303
Fuck off back to your desert

Redguard women are actually qt, real life black women aren't exactly the prettiest though. At first I was confused by this, until I realized Elder Scrolls black women are literally white women with black skin.

>>376815709
Tonilia from the Thieves Guild also likes a Nord guy.

>there are no Khajiit women to marry

>>376815709
Because they can't take strong Nord women on strong Nord crack.

>>376816026
>Not fine lizard cock

>>376828265
Khajiits a shit

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>That miner chick at darkeater crossing
>Literally one of the four attractive females in skyrim
>Already married
Its not fair.

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>>376817443
Talking about demi gods. Selänne on manne!

>>376824182
So keep one as your fuck slave obviously.

>>376816138
No, the trees are their hivemind overlords.

>>376828265
I really thought it was dumb they didn't have a least one of everything. If there was, you'd be able to just use console commands or mods to make them and reuse the audio.

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>>376830984
only after daggerfall

>>376832203
>Literally just a girl with a tail
BRAVO TODD

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>>376832360
never go full furry

>>376824949
>Brazilia is a capital of Brazil
Oh, I see. I just called Brazil Brazilia because it is called so in my language.

>>376832660
>>376832203
This is some casual super shit.

>>376832660
>Claws AKA sharp nails are more furry than a fucking tail