Daily Gex Thread

>synagogue level
>How did I end up in my publisher's house?

gex is the bexst

What's with all the Gex threads lately?

I don't remember which one I played but I never got far because there was a haunted house level and it scared the fuck out of me as a kid.

>>376812561
I remember this from the last thread.
I lol'd
I can't remember any of my genius quotes though.
>>376812869
Dunky fan detected


>note to self Don't.. ah screw it

>>376812998
I think it's just two of us posting them over and over again

>note to self: AAAAARRUGHGDHG
>pihranas? HGOISHSOIGHSDGIOSH

>>376812998
Collectathon genre making a comeback, a lot of people most likely played them while waiting for Yooka-Laylee

>>376813020
Gex 2

>netflix level
>Note to self: don't get canc-

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>>376812467
> Don't take a bath with Gary Oldman
> Never watch Full House on an empy stomach
> Listening to 4 Non Blondes while driving will result in a VERY bad day
> Michael Creighton's 'The Firm' was a novel NOT an instruction manual
> Let's make like Tony Danza and get the heck out of here
> I never felt this sad since the last episode of Boy Meets World

>>376813167
I'm playing them waiting for crash remake

http://games.greggman.com/game/gex/

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>>376812467
I played gex 1-3, but I dont remember much about them at all, hell I dont even know if I owned them all or if they were demos. I do remember the main bad guy looked scary as hell and the levels were creepy.

posted this in last thread, and I thought it was pretty funny for a repost:

>sitcom level
>gex dressed as Kramer
>HE'S A N... ice guy

>outside level

What is this.... It's burning MY EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYES

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>>376813375
Nice, I like reading stuff like this.

Gex was always a strange game. I enjoyed playing them but I can't recall many specific moments from the series that I really liked except for the anime/sci fi levels where you could fly around.

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>>376814442
I want to call you a faggot weeb, but the anime level was one of the best.
Christmas level is GOAT though

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>any Gex remake would be ruined by publishers forcing it to be about internet memes instead of tv/movies

>>376814578
Mind you I am a weeb shitter but I didn't like them for the anime shit, I just liked flying around in them.

Ice levels were fun too.

Oh I also remember the haunted house level where he spams 'HOW CAN YOU HAVE ANY PUDDING IF YOU DON'T EAT YOUR MEAT' nonstop.

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>>376814739
Watching the new MST3K series is fun, but every so often they'll use some internet meme that just totally takes me out of it. Gex would probably be the same way.

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>>376814578
>this place is colder than Aba Gavor's wig fridge
>Looks like the inside of Santa's head... after an egg nog bender
>Donner party for twenty Donnner party for twenty
>Christmas town? I'm Jack Gexington from halloween town
>WHOOO HEY CONAKNISNDF
>I want to lick it but my tounge will get stuck

>>376814765
must;ve played the N64 version where the quotes were cut and he just says the same thing over and over again

>>376814853
What is that?
>i'd look it up but ... ah screw it

>>376815018
No, it was the PS1 version. He just kept spamming the fuck out of it.

And its mystery science theater 3000

>>376815101
oh, well any Pink Floyd fan would find that funny, but after a few times it gets annoying
I hear you

>>376815018
PS1 version also had Gex saying a pretty limited pool of quotes really quickly as well. IT'S TAAAAIL TIIIIIIIIME

Also RIP N64 kids who think the series is bad because they got the shit version of the game.

>>376815514
Ps1 kid here. I just thought that was his main quote, so i never thought annything of it

>It's TAAAAAAIL TIME
>it's tail time

Gex was my first PS1 game. God I miss the 90s.

>>376815514
>a little tongue now
>a lot of tail later
Not funny at all as a kid but as an adult... 10/10
Just like Looney Tunes
Funnier as an adult

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Also, Rez was probably the scariest villain as a kid

>If this were a video game, I'd be on my way to prison!

>>376813375
> They said in so many words, something like. "Didn’t you think this level had some cool shit in it? This level was cut because the company didn’t put you, the customer, first but just wanted to make money. Call Madeline Canepa at xxx-555-xxxx and give her a piece of your mind and my mind too." It did have her real phone number.

What an absolute madman

Imagine the shitstorm if that made it into the master

For years I thought Gex was voiced by Dana Carvey for some reason.

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>>376812998
Gex is the ultimate dad-core mascot.

A spark that desired to be a flame to light the earth, but malfunctioned to become a dead piece of carbon against encroaching darkness.

You ever attend a family gathering, with that alcoholic uncle that hits on the young girls? That's Gex.

/v/ is getting older. A lot of us are becoming that dude. Ex-wives and kids that we have to fight for in court.

We were 'Wonder Years', we wanted ' to be the dad of 'Leave It To Beaver', we ended up in hell.

That is Gex.

>>376816342
He was voiced by another Dana, anon
Dana Gould

>videogame level
>last time I spent this much time in a videogame, Seinfeld was new and hip

>netflix level

I paid twelve dollars for THIS?
>farts

>>376813375

Reminds me of the "New Tetris" secret rant.

>>376813167
>Collectathon genre making a comeback
Yeah right. The minute the first game in the "revival" comes out, it gets critically panned with the general consensus being "Oh yeah, now we remember why this shitty genre died generations ago"

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>>376819127
That's because BK sucked and YL sucks ass.
Spyro/Crash/Gex/Jersey Devil would be amazing.
Only a month and a half left boys.

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>>376819401
Crash isn't a collectathon, Gex is shit and no one cares about literally who.

Spyro was ok but he is dead now.

>>376819401
lol

>>376812467
>daily
>green skin, purple eye lids

Thanks doc

>I'M FLAMING... in a manly way
>alan alda is rolling in his grave

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>this is from mr Sinatra
>Ooh, I'll give you such a pinch
>this is Gex calling awesome... come in awesome
>CUT, STUNT GECKO
>if I were real, this would hurt
>damn this pesky gravity to hell
>this place smells like a hospital
>TO INFINITY AND... eh

>please tell me that's food in your beard

fucking lol
listening to this obviously.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3hmGmBTKQU

>>376819597
Spyro 1 is legit one of the best 3D platformers made. Tree Tops is still one of the best levels ever put into a 3D platformer.

>>376819401
Gex was an alright series that catches too much hate, but I'd never put it on par with Crash or Spyro.

I only played Gex 3, but I 100%ed it

>>376814578
I didn't even know japanese cartoons were called anime when I first played that stage.

>>376814578

>Christmas Level is GOAT

The Greek Mythologies levels are GOAT.

Cyberspace/Dotcom levels in 2 are the best though, easily.

HOOOGAAAAAAN
Fourty days in the cooooler

When they say Olive Drab, they mean DRAB

>>376812467
>Last time I was here, I was dressed as a woman. Yes!

>>376816712

It's wierd how he had a different VA depending on whether it was the US or UK version.

>>376822921
Unsolved Mythtories is the worst level. dude.

Anyone know where I can get a pair of concrete shoes around here?

How bout I shove my foot right up your shoe?

>>376823078

I think the Pirate level / Egypt levels are worse by comparison.

My least favorite level in 3 was probably the Fairy Tale level, because when you fall down the beanstalk, you FALL

They're sweet! They're minty! They mambo!

>>376814578

>>376823302
I posted my power rankings last thread, but can't remember them. I'll try again:

Holiday Broadcasting
War is heck
Anime level
Gangster level
Clueless in seattle
Western level
Egypt level
Superhero level
Pirate level
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Beanstalk level
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Unsolved Mythstories
>this is worse than being Mike Tyson's cellmate

Use cock.li

>>376824223
Gangster level is fucking amazing.

>>376812467
>gex 2 was a genuine good platformer
>people hate it for the meme quotes even if they weren't that bad

>>376824912
They're the same people who hate MST.

>>376822982

I was a bit disappointed Leslie Phillips didn't keep his role for the UK version, but Danny John Jules wasn't a bad replacement.

>I saaaaay, big boy
>a little tongue now, a lot of tail later...

>>376824901
I'm outta ordah?
You're outta ordah
This whole level's outta ordah
Pihranas? OLKJLSKDJFLKSDJFK

>looks like a luau at Mel Blancs house

>>376825187
Both UK versions were awful compared to the NA version
Especially Cat from Red Dwarf

>I hope my fake hip is rust proof
>you have an exoskeleton, I have a sexoskeleton

>>376825187
Listening to the Leslie Phillips quotes now.
He's saying the same shit as Dana, but it sounds like he's dying while saying them and doesn't give a shit and is talking in slow motion.
Awful.

>sketch comedy episode

I stands for I
and D stands for Dentification

>never played these games
>pull up a bit of youtube footage cause im curious
jesus christ, does this mouthy little shitlizard ever shut the fuck up?

>>376827873
Go ahead
Make my lunch