I'm escaping to the one place that hasn't been corrupted by Capitalism....................SPACE
>>376793529
You could tell this guy was going to betray you in the first mission.
Piracy=communism=satanism
Sleep tight Tim
>>376793643
You'll be missed, sweet prince.
>>376793529
>Tim will die in the next couple years
>all inevitable memorial articles showcasing his best roles will never mention pic-related
>>376793752
Strokes suck. Glad he still has a sense of humor about it all. Love that guy.
I love how he almost broke and laughed at that part
Commander! You've rained on my glorious parade!
>>376793529
The guy is a legend and the best Gabriel Knight
how come the japan faction doesn't have a hot female commander?
>>376794921
u wot?
>>376793643
>>376793705
fuck off assholes he's alive.
>>376793752
Delete thisPlease
>>376795787
she's the comms officer. allies and soviets have hot comms girls AND hot fem commanders. only female commander japan has is the old lady.
>>376793529
>corny vidyakino is dead
Press F to pay respects
ARE YOU PREPARED TO FIGHT COMRADES?
>>376793529
Man that game was so good
>>376793752
stop
>>376796121
>2008 was nearly a decade ago
Red Alert 3 was quite decent actually.
The last good RTS game EA published.
It's music was amazing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DuVWQdXCmwo
>>376794652
This. The SSSPACE! line is fucking hilarious
What I want to know, is how the living fuck did erasing Einstein from time make a complete incompetent, idiotic imbecile into the leader of one of the most powerful nations in the world
JET TENGU, LET'S GO!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WoDVVRHGEBE
Such a pity that Uprising didn't have multiplayer.
These fuckers were hilarious.
>>376793752
i heard he's doing commentary for the new IT movie. Don't think the first would've been such a hit without him.
>>376795985
>moving goalposts
Sure, other factions have 2 hot ladies, Japan has 1 hot lady and one granny, but the point is that Japan does have 1 hot lady contrary to what you said earlier.
>>376796625
Chaos theory.
Seemingly inconsequential things can have major consequences years later through snowball/domino effect.
>>376797050
I said commanders
the comms girls aren't commanders
>>376796625
>make a complete incompetent, idiotic imbecile into the leader of one of the most powerful nations in the world
we did that last year without erasing anybody (so far as we know)
>>376796314
>>376796530
funny, when it was released, everyone said
>it's worst game ever
>EA killed C&C !!!1
>>376797356
And then they actually did it with 4, the fucking madman.
>>376797356
That was before C&C 4 was released.
People did not know how much worse things could get.
>>376797451
>>376797356
nobody will ever like 4, rose-tinted glasses or no.
>>376797246
>when SJWs are still butthurt and can't help but bring it up any time they get a chance
>>376797451
>>376797472
>>376797486
>C&C4
We do not talk about that here.
>>376797246
hillary is still mad lmao
>>376797502
Trump is the new Godwin's Law.
>>376797486
>>376797519
I wanted to like it, i tried to... I just couldn't
>>376797502
you walked right into it my dude
Fuck, now I want to play a C&C game.
I'd post the .webm, but /v/ doesn't allow them with sound, so no dice.
>>376794636
does he? the last time I saw him was an interview where that picture was taken, and we was fucking miserable
has he come to terms with it a bit better now?
>>376797692
Just upload to Nya.is and link it.
>>376797589
There was literally nothing to like about it.
Bad aesthetic.
Removal of harvesting.
Removal of base building.
Removal of losing all your units and buildings as a way to actually lose.
Removal of the Scrin as a playable faction.
Simplified rock paper scissors combat.
Pay to win.
Always Online.
Literally nobody but Joe is even trying to give a decent performance.
Plot was retarded.
>>376797750
http://desu-usergeneratedcontent.xyz/wsg/image/1480/00/1480009638213.webm
>>376793627
piracy=communism=good
>>376797778
Nice quads, the way the algorithm works is that if you get repeating digits, it makes it a +1 to make it appear as non-repeating, meaning you most likely had quads.
Also, I love how you can see him barely containing his laughter.
>>376797758
I know anon, you don't need to list it.
>>376797840
just imagine how many attempts they probably had to do before they got that one considering that they used one where its obvious as fuck he is about to burst into laughter
Kill them like watermelons!
>>376796803
you can implant all uprising units and the campaign units (Tesla tank) with rebalanced stats for multiplayer into the base game with the shock therapy mod. it's pretty good shit.
you can also play through the campaign in coop in the base game still using CNCnet, but i haven't tried it with shock therapy. i think CNCnet uses a different launcher, and shock therapy uses a mod launcher, so there's probably a conflict.
>>376796240
t h e s e a s w i l l r u n r e d
>>376797758
>Simplified rock paper scissors combat.
But CnC 3 introduced that
>>376798045
Tim desperately trying to stop himself laughing while delivering that line just makes it funnier, though. Honestly wouldn't be surprised if they did get a 'perfect' take but used that one instead.
>>376798046
>that mission where you have to assassinate the emperor with just a bear and a conscript
>>376798460
>you are very moody bear
>>376798046
They have guns too?
test
Red Alert 3 was overrated and shit.And so was C&C Generals.
Blow me.
>>376799168
Contrarian dog
>>376793627
>>376797796
Piracy is literally anarcho-capitalism in its purest form. IP law is state-issued license to monopoly, and is both anti-competition and anti-capitalist.
>>376799224
Anarcho-capitalism is a meme ideology
>>376794921
>>376798460
>>376798528
That was absolutely awesome. And in the next mission you could save them bothYou did, didn't you?.
>>376796653
L I T E R A L L Y a VF.
>>376797758
They also shitcanned CnC3 ending for whatever reason. Anyway, RIP CnC.
>>376797451
I remember buying it on a sale thinking: it can't be THAT bad
hooo boy
I uninstalled it after 1,5 hours of trying
then retried it 2 years later with the same thought
hooo boy
Post your favorite unit from Red alert (I'll allow uprising as well since it was a pretty fun time).
Bonus: Add why you like them the most.
>>376797502
> thinking trump ISNT incompetent
murrifat plz;)
>>376798460
>>376798528
>>376799494
the thrills & spills of playing it co-op, starting up the lobby, readying, connecting, loading, watching the lengthy cutscene, and then force-attacking the other of the 2 units and instantly failing the scenario for both of you, repeating ad nauseum.
ahh the memories.
>>376799913
The Kirov.
>>376793529
STOP EATING MY SESAME CAKE
>>376795985
>only female commander japan has is the old lady.
>Not liking Christmas Cake
You make me sick
>>376799494
I did. with kirovs only
But died eventually because a base was nearby and swarmed them rip bear and conscript bros
>>376797356
No one talked about RA3 at all when it was released because Fallout 3 was released the same day.
>>376799913
MAGNETIC HARPOON. Seriously underrated on maps where vehicles and aquatic units could interact
>dragging some weebs shogun battleshio thst got too close to show and instantly deleating it
>>376793529
This was his best take
>>376800092
My autism demanded that I destroy all unit production structures before saving them.Heroic Bear was not to be harmed
>>376799385
>implying home ownership wasn't at its highest and income inequality at its lowest during the height of capitalism
>implying the problem in the shit Horsey comic in your picture wasn't caused by the international finance community undermining the domestic economy of Western countries so they could profit from the resulting instability
>implying George Soros didn't lose a billion dollars because Hillary Clinton lost the presidency and the US stock market went up and not down like he was betting on when he shorted the USD and his stocks in US owned companies
>implying communism's true face isn't state capitalism using its populace as a slave pool working to mandatory quotas while selling their products to the international market
>>376799168
but 3 wasn't very well received when it came out though.
>>376800345
I stopped the assault on the base to save them with all my units. No men (and bears) left behind.
>>376800020
I don't care what anyone says, Congo is a great adventure film.
>>376799913
>rushing the campaign and its objectives with these motherfuckers
It felt I was cheating but then I was playing in Brutal. Allies has pretty shitty land units and defenses.
>>376799914
Bush is cute! CUTE!
>>376795841
But in his condition, is he really living? I don't what Curry's thinking, but from my point of view, he seems to be suffering
>>376801080
He really needs headpats though
>>376800261
You could do this in RA2 as well with the Yuri tanks
red alert 3 was too short unfortunately. it really really needed more missions. and more multiplayer maps
in terms of factions it's rising sun > soviets > allies
>>376799385
Race baiting and class baiting all in one strawman
>>376797356
Because at release, C&C playerbase has just hit puberty and lashed out lie cray at the fact Red Alert 3 had atual colors in it unlike their hyper-mature grey and brown Modern Warfare or Fallout 3.
>>376797356
RA3 is terrible though. Remarkably so. It's cheesiness just happens to be part of its charm but notice how you never see anyone talking about the gameplay. Ever.
>>376801594
>that black guy made it look so easy
>>376793752
JUST
RA2 > RA1 > RA3
RA3 was absolute dogshit
It became too cartoony and cheesy
>>376793529
OH LOOK IS THAT YOUR HOUSE?!
>>376802725
I thought the expansion on ra3 single player mode was fun as fuck. breddy challenging and one of the things I keep coming back to when I dont know what to play.
>>376793529
lel
>>376803860
>30fps cap
>>376793627
>>376797050
Are you incapable of reading properly or something?
>>376801080
>Obama has literally the exact same expression every panel
sitcom when
I don't know what's going on in this thread, but it's certainly not vidya. Anyway, favorite Tim Curry roles?
https://youtu.be/hr4knvNNgtU
>>376804689
you played an rts with a ... controller?
>>376799463
sometimes I just watch their videos to fap
this is zofia now
>>376805603
that is a hot mom
>>376793529
>>376800310
there's so much ham not even Curry could keep a straight face in that take either
>>376799494
youre god damn right i did
those were soviet fucking heroes
>>376805409
It was 30fps cap on PC too, poser.
>>376793529
You know if anything im glad the soundtrack for the game was still fun even is Frank only worked on hell march 3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?annotation_id=annotation_60978&feature=iv&src_vid=xM5x5R-vFSo&v=ZahCyoaZlI0
>>376806001
odd, never noticed it. I'm pretty sure it was 60 fps last time I played it. Else it hasn't really bothered me. it's just a casual rts, not some twitch shooter, racer, fighting game or moba or whatever.
>>376800929
> youre in good hands my friend
they were some slick motherfuckers
>>376806139
worst aerial units in the game
>>376797502
*NODs respectfully towards you*
>>376806189
and they were still the most slick
>>376804794
Christ, that takes me back
>>376802725
I remember watching OC just to jack to her and the other girls.
I was young back then and didn't even understood the teen story shit, I just kept tugging.
>>376802725
Weren't some of the girls actual porn actresses or some shit
>>376807550
celebs. not porn stars
>>376807586
A few were porn stars.
There will never be a Red Alert Xtreme Beach Volleyball game.
>>376807658
>>376807550
>>376807637
They were models
>>376793529
RA 3 is still pretty horrible game though, economy is complete garbage and balance is hilariously bad.
>make Allies the "air" faction by giving them absolute superiority in air coupled with garbage AA for other two factions
>but also give them best sea units and best abilities overall
Also waifus were shit
Zofia > All
>>376808101
Don't talk shit about Eva
>>376808180
And what you gonna do about it? Cry to your jap robo-president about people with actual taste?
>SpaceX
>>376808101
Allies had worst navy. Empire had best navy. Soviet had best AA.
Did you even play the game?
>>376802912
>It became too cartoony and cheesy.
Because UFOs, grinding down the population of Hollywood to fund your war effort, helicopters that land to transform into artillery, mind control through a telephone,... aren't.
No, RA2 and RA3 are both extremely whacky and neither is more ridiculous or cartoony than the other.
What's changed is that you grew up and only give RA2 a free pass because of childhood nostalgia.
>>376809010
The difference between RA2 and RA3 is the difference between Battlefield Earth and an Asylum movie.
>>376808946
>Allies had worst navy
By having riptide which is cheapest and strongest of them all because torpedoes? Or hydrofoil which can disable any fucking unit? Nevermind both destroyer screening and carrier having EMP which can be upgraded.
>Soviet had best AA
Is this some kind of ruse? Vindicator with avionics can tank multiple turrets and then just F back to the base.
>>376809010
>aren't
None of these things are based on some kind of stupid stereotype, as opposed to soviets having bearsHAHA YOU GET, BECAUSE THEY'RE RUSSIANor japs having atrocious looking vehicles, ninjas and angry super powered school girl becauseHAHA ANIME LAND.
>>376794880
I still can't decide if his performance in that was so bad it's good or just good for the role.
>>376809010
whats it like to be that wrong in 3 sentences?
>>376810051
>Tell me about Voodoo
Something about Tim Curry being cast as a clean cut southern lothario shouldn't be as perfect as it was.
>>376793752
I didn't need to know this. He looked so young and spry in Congo...
>>376793627
All good things come in threes?
>>376809305
Empire minisub was cheaper and can one shot other tier 1 craft with its suicide attack. Soviet stingray can take on entire groups of tier 1 with its shockwave. AA turrets can take out the drones from the carrier to shut down its main attack.
No the flak turret was tops. It was stronger, though less versatile, than other faction base defense.
>>376809305
>>376810550
Forgot about bullfrog. 3 of those practically shut down air assaults. Even though allies are my fav faction, soviets are practically allied killers
>>376810550
>>376810721
>minisub was cheaper
Nope, 750 vs 800
>and can one shot other tier 1 craft with its suicide attack
Situational, because it can be destroyed before that or it is simply not worth giving you units away, also it was garbage because just like Akula it is not a submarine, its a ship that hides underwater and surfaces to actually attack, giving opponents time to attack it with no retaliation.
>Soviet stingray can take on entire groups of tier 1 with its shockwave
They cost 1000, are equally as fragile as both riptide/minisub and shockwave can be avoided altogether leaving it defenceless.
>AA turrets can take out the drones from the carrier to shut down its main attack
I wasn't even referring to that by now that you mention it carrier launches 5 aircraft, they're tremendously tougher than in RA 2 and because repair was severely gimped you can actually clear AA nests with them, simply because your opponent will not be able to outdo the damage inflicted, so you win by attrition, nevermind that all of this can be avoided by launching EMP missile which cannot be intercepted.
I start to question if you actually played the game, or maybe you did, but it was in 2009 so you should refresh your memory.