Well?

>>376787349
Red.

red, looks like there's a cute girl playing on there

>>376787349
Red

>>376787349
I'd uninstall, i'm clearly playing a children's game.

>>376787567
congrats, now you have no games

>>376787349
Leave the server.

>>376787349
Blue, it has at least 2 good players.

>>376787349
Blue no competition. Splitscreeners are guaranteed to be fucking Down syndrome 7 year olds

>>376787672
Mister Lister, and?

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ponyfags are autismal as fuck so they're probably average at any video game (though never actually good). the other team has weebs, a gurl, and a brasil, so Mister Lister is going to have to deal with his own shit.

>>376787349
Blue seems to be full of children and normies. It's obvious red is actually completely ironic, and have played the game so much they're smurfing with bait accounts. I'm probably already playing on a /v/ team and am one of those.

red wins from weed warrior alone

>>376787709
Probably naruto. He's an annoying as fuck kid but he's actually good.

>>376787349
>Red team has
>Tryhard preteens
>Brony
>Some reddit asshole and his little brother
>4th grader

Blue has a bunch of faggots but they're the best pick no contest unless you want to lose/fight against the stronger team.

[auto-assign]

Blue. Split-screen players are always bad

>>376787604
Great, I can do something else.

>>376787349
Blue, Lister and the furry can carry that shit.

Trade Jordan for Mr Lister and red is basically Esports-tier

Blue
No MLP or splitscreeners

>>376787349
Brony > subhuman brazillian nigger

Red, I'd rather die than being in the same thread with a subhuman furry.

>>376787349
anyone who picks blue is a furfag

Is RipRoarinBoogerpenis being ironic or is he really a 4th grader? Most people with ironic names like that seem to make up for it by actually being really good.

>>376787349
blue team is stacked this isn't even fair

>>376787962
>thread
team*

>>376787349
>brasil
>9gag and Mr. Lister Memers
>a gamur gurrl
Yeah, pretty sure RipRoarinBoogerpenis can solo.

Red. Never be on the team with the Brazilian, ever. Also someone is imitating someone else so at the very least it will be enjoyable to hear that.

>>376787349
>both teams have furries
i leave the server

>>376787349
Note should be "*gregor joins the opposite team" so the team size is balanced

>>376787723
>autism
>bad at games
I think you have it backwards.

Where THE FUCK IS GREGOR

>>376787349
Always bet on the sister fister. Blue team.

>>376787349
Join red team and grief.

>>376787709
the furry. naruto could also be good, it depends.

>>376788135
this

>>376787968
>>376787962
>implying pony fags arent the worst kind of furry

>>376787349
>mlg and bronyfag on the same team
Yeah I already picked the other one, how is this even a question again?

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>>376788232
>yfw you have to be gregor

Blue, I still remember what happened the last time a ragtag group with a BR and a furry in it fought against reddit.

>>376788305
t. furry

>>376787349
Blue, I fucking hate furries but my hate for Reddit is so much worse.

Blue, the furry and Mister will carry

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>>376787349

Easily blue.

>Weed dude will most likely be high and thus a detriment to the team. Won't be taking it seriously but instead insist that the ganja makes him capable of predicting the future
>MLP faggot is most likely a raging homosexual. As you know, the homo can't play games well outside of the fighting genre
>Jordan is most likely eighteen. Players below the age of 21 haven't fully developed their motor skills yet and will never match up to veterans regardless of how much they practice. An unfortunate victim were it not for the false posturing by using the MLG tag to intimidate opponents.
>The player and his girlfriend don't actually care about winning. To them this counts as a date so they just want to mess around and make it memorable. Red or blue I would be sure to constantly masturbate to the thought of this player's girlfriend so it ends up being a hindrance and overall negatively affects the core strength of the team most of all
>Boogerpenis is most likely an ironic slav. He not only will try to do things solo, but also yell at you in ancient chants regardless of whether you support him or not, causing your willpower to diminish as the game progresses because you just want to get away.
Meanwhile over on blue
>9gag patrician knows the latest memes. This means he's up to date on current guides, techniques, and counters
>Jesicakes is female. Like the princess in Ogre Battle, she will cause the rest of the team to put in 110% in order to impress her
>BRhuehue is too poor to afford other games, but what this means is he does nothing but play this game making him incredibly proficient. Most likely will end up being the MVP despite even my own best efforts.
>Naruto fan understands the importance of friendship and nakama. He will not only rally the team together, but he will spout inspirational quotes you can't help but find yourself believing in
>Wolfpack is an actual dog.
>Mr Fister has outrun the law for years. His instincts will lead us to victory

>riproarinboogerpenis
that one

>>376787349
left takes it easy if you make charts at least try to make them balanced

RED TEAM:

>[420]xXW33DW4RRIORXx
Is high, but probably does nothing but sit on his couch and play this game all day between bong hits.

>[MLP]Fluttershy
Brony. Might have TF2 experience

>[MLG]Jordan99
Is black? No fucking idea.

>[RDT]lederpydude
Multiboxing brony. Takes up an extra player spot.

>RipRoarinBoogerpenis
Is twelve.

BLUE TEAM:

>[9GAG]epicftw9001
Almost definitely an ironic memer. Has skill but might spend the whole match feeding the other team.

>[<3]Jessicakes
Is either a shit healer, or will cause whiteknight healers to heal her and only her. Big potential problem.

>[BR]huaehuae
Lag wizard. Doesn't speak English. Will completely ignore any attempts at teamwork but plays like an autistic savant.

>[GAIA]Narutokitsune
Is twelve.

[FUR]Wolfpack92
Not a huge liability as long as no one looks at his sprays.

>Mister_Lister_the_Sister_Fister
Probably better than every other player put together.


There's more variables, but I think BLUE is a stronger pick overall.

>>376787789
>[9GAG]
>girl or """girl"""
>BR monkey
Blue team has three guaranteed dead weights, red team only has one

Let's be real, the only ones that matter are RipRoarinBoogerpenis and Mister_Lister_the_Sister_Fister, and it's merely a matter of debate of who's the superior player.

>>376787349
What game are they playing?

>>376787349
Hard to say.
Red team might have at most 3 reletively good players.
RDT main. Though he is playing split screen so he is probly the worse of the three capable people.
RRBP
and Try hard MLG.
Everyone else on that team will just RP or suck total dick at the game.

Blue team has one good person and a cheater.
MLtSF is the good player and the BR has connection issues so he is lag switching his way to a high score because nobody can hit him.
The fur faggot and GAIA faggot are RPing with the horse fucker and the girl is taking Weedwarrior and 9fag's attention with her "look here I'm a girl on your video game" nonsense.

Blue team wins. They are cheating.

>>376788528
>feeding
kill yourself assfaggots candyass

>>376788431
>because i think a certain kind of autism is worse than autism i have autism.

>>376788493
What? No, weed dude is mostly like a teen who has never smoked in his life and just like the "epic memes" about that shit and wants to look cool/funny. "Yeah weed totally, 420 bro." Probably 12 years old.

Wolfpack is a fat sweaty furry. Probably black.

>>376788539
>red has 2 split screen players, a weed addict and a friendly RP pony

>meanwhile blue has a furry, a BR, animefag, mr Lister and a female to make them all do 110%
It's so stacked red team would be spawn camped by 1 minute into the match

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>>376788596
RipRoarinBoogerpenis is likely a /v/irgin.

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>>376788493
>glance over post
>9gag patrician knows the latest memes
don't even need to read the rest of the post,no wonder you would pick the obviously losing team.

>>376787349
the only winning move is not to play

Blue.

Shazbot.

>>376788539
The BR could wreck from his ping alone

Red has the split screen duo who are guaranteed to suck

>>376787349
Quit and find a non-shit server.

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>>376787349
Red
>weed is shit
>brony can be great or shit
>MLG is shit
>lederpydude is shit
>lederpydude(1) is most certainly shit
>RipRoarinBoogerpenis is great

Blue
>9gag is shit
>Jessicakes is shit
>huaehuae is shit
>Naruto can be can be great or shit
>Wolfpack is most likely great
>Lister is great
I'll take Blue, please.

>>376787349
Who joins the other team? No one? I'd rather go red because one of them doesn't have a mic guaranteed. Once we win one round it's 8v6 and gregor is on my team.

Quit and play a game that doesn't have this cancerous of a userbase.

>>376787349
it doesn't matter, because I'll almost certainly be the worst player on either team

>>376789009

>weed is shit

That name is obviously ironic, making him at least 6.5/10

>>376787349
I... I don't know.

Is death an option?

Red

>420
wildcard, might be too high to play, might be decent. Neutral (0)

>Pony
Going to be shit. (-1)

>MLG
Might not be good,but at least will try hard. (+1)

>Redditfags
Variable as well, but they probably care way too much and post about the game and stuff. (+2, 1 each)

>Boogerpenis
The carry (+5)


Blue

>9gag
Wildcard on this side, might be legit retarded, might be memeing. (0)

>Grill/lonelyfag
This is either a girl and therefor bad, or a guy pretending to be a girl; either way they've got a weak mind. (-1)

>BR
Shit, always, no exceptions. (-1)

>Weeb
Even being ironic, these guys are bad. (-1)

>Furry
These fuckers are better than you think, just remember shazbowl. (+1)

>Misterlister
Team carry (+5)

7v3, Red wins hands down.

>>376789104
>clan tag is [420]
I doubt it's ironic.

>>376789164
You don't take into account that BR's are always cheating.
So his + should be pretty high.

Red

>>376787349
Blue because only [MLP] and Boogerpenis would be any decent on that team when only the gamer girl would be shit.
>[9GAG] is being ironic and either is shit or decent
>[BR] is either shit or okay depending on his loadout
>Gaiafag, Mister Lister and furfag are decent at worst
[420] is the same as [9GAG] and both [RDT]'s are going to be a bit worse than the gaiafag and furfag.

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>not kickin' it with [420]xXW33DW4RRIORXx

it this even a fucking question?

>>376789112
only correct response.

>>376787349
According to /v/ vs reddit a br and furry are top teammates

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>>376787349

Red teams are a bunch of ironic nickname casuals. Blue team are a bunch of degenerates (except 9gag and huehue), so by default they are not nearly as garbage as the casuals.

>>376789603
Oh no no no.
Furry's and BR are top team mates.
Due to autism and a shitty connection making the BR invincible.
The Redditer on the other hand could play to save his life even if he had exclusive access to the game months prior to everyone else to train.

It's why a hastily put together team of furries and brs beat a team reddit at Tribes even thought the Reddit team was a tight nit group of people who trained together before the match.

Redditers can't play for shit.

>>376789782
Is falseflagging really a trendy thing to do now?

>>376788528
>multiboxing brony
>brony
I don't understand where the brony comes in there

>BRs
>anything other than trash at the game
Seems like you don't have a lot of experience playing videogames.

>attention whore girl has to play a healer
Seems like you don't have a lot of experience playing videogames.

>9gag guy "has skill"
>"""feeding"""
Oh, you're one of those moba people. Fuck off.

>>376787349
Leave the server and choose a less cancerous one. I'll find a better one eventually.

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>playing online games

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>>376789164
>Red wins hands down.

Daily reminder

>>376788493
Quality post

>>376787349
Red team. Last guy or me will mostly likely clutch, will mute them all though.

>>376787980
RipRoaringBoogerPenis is a dyed-in-the-wool /b/tard, he's completely insufferable and spams shitty memes at the same rate as the GAGger. He'll go into a sperg-rage every time he dies, which will be roughly every 17 seconds.

>>376788790
There are multiple steam accounts named "riproarinboogerpenis"

what you guys aren't taking into account is that lederpydude(1) is probably a hacker mimicking another player so he's less likely to get kicked, ez win if you pick red but you're a fag if you don't kick him

>>376792898
Could be just a guy with a name change script, ran in to those faggots a couple of times.

>>376787349
the right has way more gay names.
W33DW4RRIOR probably actually rapes at gaming unless it's some stupid shit like league of legends.
if it's league the right team definitely always wins actually because they're way bigger faggots.
really the red team is pretty good except it has Fluttyshy which is definitely the biggest faggot on the team.

>>376787349
Spectators

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>>376793095
the team with a redditor, his dumb friend, and 3 twelve year olds is better

>>376787349
Blue easy.

Splitscreen players have a good chance the second player is trash. Weed dude might be pretty good. MLG will be some shitty 12 year old. RipRoarinboogerpenis might be some dumbass that just screws around the entire match. MLP is a faggot and just a complete failure at life.

The girl is probably below average. Probably knows she sucks so doesn't die very often or contribute much. 9gag is probably some cringy dude that is good at video games. BR lags the entire time and wrecks as a result. Naruto probably some young kid that's pretty good. Wolfpack is a faggot. Never talked to a furfag so it might be a toss-up between him and MLP or Wolfpack might be better. Mister lister is also some dumbass that doesn't know what the fucks going on.

>>376787349
Low skill ranks? Blue. High skill ranks? Red.

>>376787349
Clearly playing the wrong game

>>376787782
>>376788193
weebs are never good at games

>>376787349
So its really just aids and RipRoarinBoogerpenis vs Mister_Lister_The_Sister_Fister

Idk RipRoarinBoogerpenis sounds like a pro.

>>376788493
Impressive.

>>376787709
Jessicakes. Clearly a highly skilled wizard pretending to be a girl to induce hesitation in the enemy and maybe get a ton of team support. Savvy.

>>376794868
rip doesn't have shit on lister

you're also underestimating the furry

>>376793103
This.

Just join spectators and enjoy the shitshow.

>>376788539
Girls (male) in video games are usually pretty good.

>>376787349
Spectators of course