>Here's your controller bro

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hol up let me get pic related

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thanks

>>376784116
this is a console

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>>376784116

That's a console bro but thanks

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>>376784283
this a console (male)

>>376784527
What does a console (female) look like?

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>>376784610

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>>376784726
Nintendo = Spiders
Sony = Roaches
Microsoft = Scorpions
Evidently the solution is to be an idort, and have the scorpionbros in the Xbox eat the spiders in the Wii U/Switch and/or roaches in the Playstation.

>>376784116
I love Ant Madness.

>>376785743
xbox_scorpio_vs_ps4.webm

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>>376785927
It's not even a competition.

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>>376784610

>>376786503
>>376785743
Why do scorpions absolutely fucking destroy spiders?

>>376784543

Why did you post turkey?

>>376786585

Superior range.

>>376786585
Superior Range, Weaponry, Armor, Strength.

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>>376786585
Absolute superiority in any and all fields.

>>376786623
wew

>>376787172
I love this one. The scorpion is like "hey you forgot your leg bro"

>>376784197
squawk

>>376787481
You might say that the spider needs to get a leg up in order to even compete against the scorpion.

>>376785743
>>376786503
Do you have the one with the crayfish big boss?

god, that reminds me of the time my mom made me visit one of her work friend's kids and the kid's room was just overrun with ants

i thought there'd be more of a story to this but there honestly isn't. we played crash bandicoot for a little bit, i got bit by a million ants because his room was a pigsty that smelled like shit and piss, and then i went home and never saw that kid again

thanks for digging up that memory op

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>>376787707
https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=68e_1409857388

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>>376787829

>>376787710
wew

>>376785743
Where are the roaches?

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>Had gotten some blackberries from Walmart tonight
>Eating them at home
>Look down
>There's a gross little bug moving around
I think that's the closest I've come to puking in awhile.

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>>376788808
Turkey. Also they're dead.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYTPRLXfe9E

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>>376788962
DELET

>>376788920
>not washing food before eating

>>376789162
never ever :^)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4TKZeTVHPw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5rlQcCJU7M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPV1r8Jz6X8

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>Here's your console bro

>>376788920
>buying fruits from walmart
Gross

>>376786581
I remember when my dad brought one of those from japan for me as a birthday gift
He also got me girls clothes
He was a weird guy

>tfw ants are trying to get in my room
>never eat or drink in my room

I put a vinegar mixture onto the windows and any cracks I saw, taped them up too. It seemed to quell their numbers but I see them trying to get in.

WHAT THE FUCK DO THEY WANT

>>376790075
>WHAT THE FUCK DO THEY WANT
prei gaim

>>376790075
use liquid detergent, that sounds like a joke but it's a natural killer/stopper it worked for me at least

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>Thinly veiled bug thread

>>376787829
>>376788221
he never lost an eye ball wtf are you guys on about

>>376786585
Because Spiders are not equipped at all to deal with armored foes and it doesn't have to in the wild because it is much faster than they are

>>376790697
Spooked

>>376785743
Guess the spider was disarmed.

>>376789309
can't wait for more cawadoody and also on windows 10 games ;^)

>>376785743
PC = the human who made them fight each other

Another animal thread pls
They are much better than video games

>>376784197
Birds are so cool

>>376788962
Why can this bug just walk up and grab the fly but I can't swat them off the wall with my lightspeed swing/reflexes?

>>376796837
because you're pushing air right at the fly with your hand, which enables it to react before it gets hit.
thats why fly swatters have holes on it.

>>376797075
Are you saying air is faster than light?

>>376797180
No he isn't, at all.

>>376786585
Spiders are a trapper support class, Scorpions are a dps tank hybrid class.

>>376785743
>>376786503
>>376787172
Watching these makes my skin crawl holy shit

Scorpions are impressive though I'll give them that, I'm just glad I don't live near massive ones like that black one

>>376797180
Touch based reflexes are faster than optical nerve observation based reactions.