Don't mind me, just posting the perfect Mario Kart roster.

i think i just came

I think the Super Sluggers had the best roster of all the Mario spinoffs.

I'd still replace the koopalings. Needs more joke characters.

Dry Donkey Kong fucking when

>>376773149
What's the point of the other Boo guy when you already have King Boo? If you want another kinda redundant addition that's still better just throw Funky Kong in there or something.

>>376773771
Boohemoth would be a lot bigger than king boo. Think the size of bowser, since King Boo is about the size of Wario in MK8

>>376773438
This is true. Best roster possible

>>376774036
Meh, roster is too outdated. Too many new characters that aren't in it

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>sprixie
>Boohemoth
fuck off with that noise

*ftfy
NOW IT'S PERFECT!

>>376773149
>no Funky Kong
REEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>376776224
Meh, I guess.

>No Rob
trash

>>376773149
>two boos
>that fat fuck purple star that no one liked (especially compared to Rosalina)
>literally who green-haired fairy

It's shit. Only Diddy and Birdo really need to be in, the rest of MK8D's roster is fine.

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>>376773149
> Two Boos
Just place the new boo as a alternate color
>No Rob
>No Funky
>No Cap. Falcon
>No excitebike biker

>>376777652
>captain falcon
Loterally the ridley of mario kart

>>376777886
Why don't they just can the whole "Mario" aspect and make MK9 Super Smash Kart or something? Fuck, they added inklings on top of Link and AC reps so why not?
More importantly, even more stage variety.

>>376773149
>all 18 mini-Bowsers are still there
You didn't improve enough.

>>376779693
But they're iconic. Nintendo said so.

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>>376773149
let me help you with that op

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>>376773149
>Three fat guys at the bottom
>Sprixie
>Fawful

you had a good thing going too

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>>376774508
>roster is too outdated

I just want to play as a Hammer Bro.

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perfection.

No shadow Mario??

>>376779547

Because a random koopa troopa is more recognizable to most people than any other Nintendo character franchise

>>376779547
You want Smashfaggotry to expand outside Smash?

>>376773149
I've seen better but that's not bad.

>>376773149
>koopa
>shy guy
>lakitu
>dry bones
>pianta
Why the fuck do you faggots keep including these shitty lazy drones

Why do I really want to play as Pauline?

Don't mind me, just posting the perfect Mario Kart roster.

>Mario
>Luigi
>Yoshi
>Peach
>Daisy
>Rosalina
>Pauline
>Toad
>Bowser
>Wart
>Mouser
>Tryclyde
>Clawgrip
>Fryguy
>Birdo
>Tatanga
>Donkey Kong
>Wario
>Captain Syrup
>Magikoopa
>Koopa Troopa
>Goomba
>Blooper
>Boo
>Dry Bones
>Shy Guy
>Snifit
>Lakitu
>Hammer Bro
>Wiggler
>Monty Mole/Rocky Wrench
>Boom Boom
>Ludwig Von Koopa
>Roy Koopa
>Morton Koopa Jr.
>Iggy Koopa
>Lemmy Koopa
>Larry Koopa
>Wendy O. Koopa

>>376783181
This. People want generic drones like
>Koopa
>Lakitu
>Goomba
>Cheepcheep
>Boo

When people should be asking for
>Kooper
>Lakilester
>Goombario
>Sushi
>Lady Bow

>>376783351
People want one-shot characters like
>Kooper
>Lakilester
>Goombario
>Sushi
>Lady Bow

When people should be asking for series staples like
>Koopa
>Lakitu
>Goomba
>Cheepcheep
>Boo

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This Mario Kart had the best roster. Why even bother?

>>376783281
>overbloated to hell
>all these SMB2 characters
>all these regular enemies
>captain syrap

2/10

>>376783281
>Tryclyde
Kek, what the fuck
I like it though, might as well throw in the sunglasses rock from SML too.
Also you forgot Geno and Mallow

>>376783429
>wanting super smash kart

why not just make it smash kart and add all other nintendo characters

>>376773149
>no funky kong

Fucking dropped.

>>376773149
>All those koopalings

Seriously?

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>>376783429

>7 sonic characters
>pudding

>>376783408
They've been in more than one game.

>>376783429

This one has a significantly worse roster than the first game due to the pointless cuts and worthless additions

>>376783475
>overbloated to hell
Far less bloated than the official roster.

>all these SMB2 characters
SMB2 is woefully under-represented.

>all these regular enemies
What's wrong with regular enemies, anon? Koopa Troopa was in the first Mario Kart.

>captain syrap
Nothing wrong with Captain Syrup. She was in Super Mario Land 3.

>>376783509
>Also you forgot Geno and Mallow
No I didn't.

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>Thinking SMB2 bosses have a chance
>Or Warioware
>Or RPG characters

You must be new to Nintendo

>>376780739
I agree with this image.

>>376783620
No they weren't.

>>376783281
For someone who tried to make the biggest roster imagineable for no reason, you sure did manage to make it boring as fuck.

It's literally just the basic mario cast + every NSMB and SMB2 enemy. Dry as fuck.

>>376773149
Who REALLY plays as Birdo besides on a whim?

>>376783957
Trannies

>>376783429
Remove
>Amy
>Shadow
>Football Manager
>General Winter
>Danica Patrick
>Wreck-it Ralph
>Team Fortress
>Yogcast Simon

Add
>Alis Landale
>Arle Nadja
>Vectorman
>Billy Hatcher
>OpaOpa
>Kid Chameleon
>Toejam & Earl
>Asha

>>376783692
>No I didn't.
Then you can't claim it's a perfect roster.

>>376784154
Geno and Mallow are neither iconic to the series nor they heavily featured in multiple games.

>>376784313
I'm not really interested in your weird biases, I'm just telling you without those two it is not a perfect roster. Not that it matters since you'll never make a Mario game.

>>376773149
It definitely is a little weird that Diddy Kong isn't in 8/8D.