>try to perform combo
>jump
>die
>>376763501
Daddy long legs arent spiders
>>376763651
yes they are
>>376763819
No, they're giant dust mites.
I miss Danger 5.
god season 2 was so fucking shit
>>376764203
you're not fooling anyone, spiderfag.
>>376764203
You're a giant dust mite
>>376764453
spiderfags BTFO
>>376764425
Indeed I wish they ran all of their running jokes into the ground until they weren't funny anymore instead of thinking of new ones and things to parody
>>376764343
>>376764425
Season 2 overdid it a little bit but its criminal everyone shit themselves over that ugly meme trash Kung Fury when Danger 5 has been doing it way better.
>>376764459
OH SHIT
>tfw no russian qt spy to snuggle with
>>376764425
It was great, get fucked. Johnny Hitler was the best episode in the show.
>>376763501
Wahh! I don't understand how to play, but just want instant gratification and beat you with cool shit without learning how.
>>376765012
I would love to learn to play, just on a more intuitive control scheme. In every other genre in existence its agreed upon that mapping two functions to the same button is a flaw.
McKenzie is my waifu
>>376764879
Johnny Hitler might be the best danger 5 episode but season 2 was weaker than the first
>>376763651
>>376763819
daddy long legs refer to several different species. common opiliones aren't spiders but the pictured arachnid in the op webm is a species of spider Pholcidae also referred to as daddy long legs.
>>376766998
The 70s spy show theme was more realized then the 80s action cop show theme.
>>376764425
>Pierre changing race and nationality for no reason, and it never being brought up
>The entire Johnny Hitler episode
>The American haunted house in Russia land
>The arcade fighter sequence that Ashby made himself
>Ilsa dressed up as a Rei Ayanami
I agree season 1 was much more solid, but season 2 brought some SOLID gags.