Yennefer is incredible. She's ALL pussy.
Would cum on here face desu senpai
>>376763419
>>376763419
best girl
>>376764137
She has the perfect face for it
>>376763419
You think she ever does weird shit with her magic in the bedroom? like putting a portal on her pussy that leads to her ass so that she's getting Geralt in both ends?
>captcha: SOLD SOLD
>>376765001
How would it feel to let out a thick 3-day-pent-up load on her face?
>>376765235
She certainly has some fetishes.
>>376765235
kek
>>376765335
good?
>>376765335
>3-day
Fuck. I'm not even 30 and I need to wait like 2 weeks to get a good cumshot.
>>376765235
she fucks on top of a unicorn, she's definitely got some major malfunctions.
>>376765235
The woman keeps a magical sex unicorn.
Do you even need to ask?
>>376765475
You likely have a zinc deficiency.
>>376765475
No you don't. After 3 days you start recycling semen.
>>376765594
Why do you know this?
I don't HATE Yen, but she and Geralt were very clearly falling out of love by the time Witcher 3 happened.
That's why I picked Triss.
It wasn't a question of either/or, it was more of a "We had our fun, now it's time to quit while we're ahead, while things are cooling down but we're still on speaking terms" type situation
>>376765594
>>376765475
All you need to do is edge for like 2 hours or just massage your dick for 2 hours without getting close.
After that you'll cum more than usual. No need to wait days. This never worked for me. It's actual false information in my opinion.
Because if that was the case you'd come gallons on your first time because you didn't fap in 10 years or so.
>>376765717
That Yen needs a bath
>>376765789
You cum more when the orgasm is more intense. If you haven't blown it for a long time it will naturally be more intense and you'll cum more. So it's not about the volume of stored up semen but the intensity of the orgasm itself
>>376765668
garbage head canon
trissfags OUT
>>376765993
>You cum more when the orgasm is more intense. Hence why I said massage your dick long enough. I always cum way more after a long session.
>>376765717
improvement
>>376765993
This isn't true. Anyone who came multiple times within a few hours of each other knows this isn't true. No matter how much you edge, there's just less and less semen built up. If I want MAXIMUM volume AND force, I need to wait a solid 2 weeks. After 1 week, if I really get excited like my girlfriend is fingering my ass yeah sure I'll shoot streaks like an anime character. But not any sooner.
>>376766068
Didn't mean to greentext my sentence
>>376763419
Why settle for smoke, mirrors and a dishonest, manipulative liar when you can have some nice, honest, horny and young best medic?
>>376766217
The point is that you do not have more actual semen built up after 2 weeks than you do after 3 days, science has proven this. If you come harder at 2 weeks its your mind making it more intense, not because your balls were brimming
>>376766006
Well, I mean did you see the part during the beginning flashback where she's glowying and happy? And then you catch up to her in Skellige and literally all she does is bitch?
Literally all she does?
And then they have sex.
And then she bitches some more?
And then they go to Kaer Morhen
AND THEN SHE LITERALLY DOES NOTHING BUT BITCH
She's clearly not happy with Geralt or her situation.
Meanwhile Triss has things a hundred times worse, with a fucking target on her back everywhere she goes, and she's just happy to see ol' Gerry when she can
>>376765668
Finally an adult in these threads.
All the dialogue between Geralt and Yennefer is clearly the dialogue of ex-lovers who had their best times behind them.
Obviously what the writers intended to go with. Ex lovers who still get "hot" from time to time.
Triss however is written as the way for Geralt to move forward into a proper relationship. It really is the only choice for any reasonable adult with basic understanding of relationships.
Lets be honest, Yennifer is the most likely to get BLACKED out of all the witcher girls.
>>376766426
Yennefer gets serious when she has a job to do and there's nothing more serious than finding Ciri.
The fact that they stopped to fuck AT ALL while Ciri was in danger is even a little out of character for them.
>>376766512
Well good thing there are no niggers in Witchers world. Beastialty is probaby a nono to Yen anyway.
>>376766512
Hahah you betcha
>>376766512
This is your typical Trissfag. I wonder what percentage of cuckposters are also Trissfags? I'd imagine a huge crossover there
>>376766512
There should have been a black Witcher girl to get COLONIZED by Geralt.
>>376765717
>yooooooo, like why you messin with ma magic g-dawg?
>>376766512
Leave her alone!
I'M all pussy and ass
>>376766512
>WHY ARE THERE NO NIGGERS IN WITCHER ITS NOT FAIR
>RACISM REEEEEEE
Anyone do the faceapp female version of Geralt?
>>376766721
There are no niggers in Witcher bud. The polish actually know that those kind of animals didn't exist in that time period.
>>376766721
I would rather some sandcunny from Ofier
>>376766532
This.
Don't fuck with ciri.
>>376766898
>DLC has Arab influenced people in it
>they shit all over western ideology
>call most of them dirty fucking peasants
>say their medicine and technology is superior
>this is actually historically true during the middle ages so I don't sperg out like an uninformed /pol/tard
Damn, feels good not being mentally retarded
The game was perfect except the romance part.
Ciri is clearly 100% built for sex
>>376767138
>this is actually historically true during the middle ages so I don't sperg out like an uninformed /pol/tard
how's that working out for them?
witcher 3 have so good women..itd like i play already modded skyrim...fap fap time!
>>376766512
So she's the best girl then?
In fact, all the witcher girls should feel the embrace and sex of a black stallion
>>376767296
We'll find out soon, lad
Hegemonic superpowers don't last forever
>>376767338
answer the question
>>376767138
>egyptian/=/ Sub-Saharan niggers
Big difference, closest thing to ooga boogas are the Nekker monsters who wear animal skulls on their heads and live on caves, like niggers.
mmmmm....... pusy....
>>376767332
> who's the best girl
The answer should be obvious.
>>376767479
I agree Ciri should get BLACKED
>>376767406
>Saudi Arabia stockpiled $116.8 billion of U.S. Treasuries as of March, the Treasury Department announced on Monday, ending four decades of keeping the figure secret.
I'd say they're doing breddy gud
>>376764312
> she bought that mug for herself
>>376767479
ciri is pure and not to be touched
>>376767479
Too trashy and unladylike for me, probably stinks of sweat, days old clothing and other nasty shit out in the world. Plus she gets fucked by horses.
>>376767512
No! Ciri is pure!
>>376767640
>gets fucked by horses
What a tiresome lie, can you even hear yourself?
>>376767653
Ciri wants to get BLACKED :>
>>376767653
Ciri needs a thick, veiny black anaconda pumping hot black man semen inside of her
>>376767754
Oh my! Do you think Ciri does anal as well?
>>376767701
Somebody be a dear and post that meme image for this little baby showing how Ciri's never been with a man but rather unicorns and horses.
>>376767565
irrelevant, how's the quality of life in saudi arabia?
>>376767576
>>376767710
>>376767754
Honestly, she would never consider it. She's too innocent to lay with people like that!
All becomes clear once you realize that she's a fuckhuge legendary liar.
>>376767653
>Ciri
>aroused by the sight of a horse cock
>pure
>>376767710
Fucking cucks
>trissfags so btfo by the presence of a yen thread they resort to cuckposting and BLACKEDposting, the best retort their primitive minds can grab hold of
>>376767817
It can't get her pregnant, so no.
>>376767836
>Ciri
>innocent
oh I am laughing
she knows the man's form. She knows it well.
>>376767834
no, wait how
>>376767823
Pretty decent
>http://www.nationmaster.com/country-info/compare/Saudi-Arabia/United-States/Economy
>inb4 women's rights
women aren't people
>>376767858
>>376767932
no no NO! It's not true!
>>376766217
bro get to the doctor if your balls are taking 2 weeks to get a lot of cum
seriously thats fucked
>>376768208
You know it's true anon.
Ciri needs the feeling of semen inside of her. She craves it.
It's been so long since I played, I forgot how ridiculously attractive she is. I should start up another playthrough.
>>376768302
yes. she does.
>>376768208
This was why it felt satisfying letting Ciri get bullied mad hard by that she-elf calling her ugly and smashing her head fantasy of Avallac'h "loving" her.
>>376768139
>economy statistics from obscure website
quality of life, try again
>>376764748
I actually have a very similar face as her. Except my mark is above my lip not below it.
>>376768208
It's ok that she's a massive slut. She takes after her foster parents after all.
>>376768435
proofs
>>376768396
>utlity theory is bullshit because I say so
Oh I get it, you're a nu-male liberal sociologist muh feels faggot
Here ya go
>http://hdr.undp.org/en/countries/profiles/SAU
>>376768552
im very shy :<
>>376768435
Then you're probably a pathological liar, congrats.
>>376768685
>85
Damn why is it so hard to get dubs on /v/?
>>376768526
>yenshitposter is back
>>376768685
You know exactly what I look like that's why you stalk me.
>>376768593
>loses argument
>resorts to insults
enjoy life in saudi arabia friend
>>376768803
>being this new
>>376768981
>mad as fuck 'cuz he ain't got dat ARAB MONEY
lmao'ing at ur lyfe f@m
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcuAw77J8_Y
>>376768865
If yes, you know I don't stalk you for this.
Not my fault that witches are seductive but can't be loyal to only one dude.
>>376769134
Then why do you stalk me?
>>376767565
Our GDP is three orders of magnitude higher, annually.
>>376768642
but it's anonymous
>>376767479
>>376766784
>>376767607
>>376767653
>>376767836
>>376768208
Why does every facial expression Ciri makes fit her perfectly?
No wonder why I still keep falling in love with her everyday.
>>376769514
not for me. lots of people stalk me.
>>376769275
I don't want to stalk you anymore.
You can have fun as you want.
>>376769539
Because CDPR is good.
>>376769539
That's her eyes, they play amazingly well with eyes.Best 3D blonde qt ever.
>>376769539
perfection
>>376769692
It's not as if someone was pointing a gun to your head and making you do it.
>>376769926
Then maybe it was love?
>>376765235
Wouldn't she just get the dick in her ass if it was on her pussy
Can you put a portal inside a person?
post moar yen
>>376770056
Hah with all the name calling and such I doubt it.
>>376765235
>You think she ever does weird shit with her magic in the bedroom?
>>376770120
>>376766898
There are. They're called Elves.
>>376770153
best couple
>>376769897
She definitely is.
>>376770153
tfw no yen gf
>>376770148
To be fair, I've so aspects of Geralt. I like investigations, noticing details, and I've a somewhat extended knowledge on paranormal stuff. I like how he's behaving like Aragorn, able to analyse tiny elements in the wildlife.
Anyway, deep love, yes. Don't exaggerate the words, but maybe you know that calling Yen a liar is somewhat true.
>>376770712
You know I'm still not quite certain who you are exactly.
>>376770959
Damn, I was about to ask you to try the unicorn.
>>376766269
Shani is severely underrated desu, she was cute as fuck in HoS.
>>376771386
Oh come on don't dodge. At least give me a hint.
>>376770153
>she was widly inventive
huh...
>>376771617
I proposed you something. Not surprised you don't recall it/me, and I'm fine with being a poor boy.
>>376770153
>mountain troll dick as a dildo
yen is lewd
>>376772051
No I don't recall anything. How about another hint?
>>376772412
What is your work? Video games related?
>>376766269
>>376771420
Shani was a fucking psycho in TW1. Most overrated waifu of all time.
>>376772568
Sometimes, yes.
>>376772656
I proposed a game, which can be considered as a ripoff of Magic the Gathering (some concepts, not the card game).
>>376765387
Can I just say, jesus the textures on her clothes look incredible.
Is that the vanilla game?
>>376772925
Of course
>>376772793
Is your handle sometimes "Zappy"? If not you might have me completely mixed up with someone else.
>>376772925
That screenshot is too blurry to even see detail. The fuck are you looking at?
>>376773112
The probability is high, yes.
As I said few minutes ago, I don't want to stalk you, have fun with games.
>>376773151
put your glasses back on
>>376772641
Psycho? Sounds more like Triss desu, what did she do?
>>376773331
Well this is awkward. Are you working for someone? Is someone forcing you to stalk?
>>376773038
It looks lovely. Guess its my fault really, I have a toaster so I don't play many recent games. Still, nice texture work.
>>376773151
Its enough to see that it looks good. I'm particularly captured by the detail on her "tunic" (?) bottom, those flaps hanging down? They look nice, realistic. Her scarf is also well done and the leather as well.
The only thing that seems unrealistic about the character is the skin and the face, particularly around the eyes. I wonder if realistically textured skin would be ugly?
Like I said, haven't played many recent games. But that just looks nice to me. Maybe I'm just out of the loop.
Do all modern games look that good, with that level of detail?
>>376770076
Maybe she just puts the portal so it leads directly to her g-spot and doesn't tell Geralt
>>376773540
Stop behaving like Yen, you're the one that talked about stalking, and I did nothing wrong.also 4:58 here so I'd better sleep
>>376773462
Play the game. Triss was a psycho too but Shani was worse.
>>376773636
You can play Bloodborne if you like amazing textures.
>>376773380
It has CA and some kind of blur AA applied with sharpening turned off, or it's just the console version. It looks blurry as it can be.
>>376773636
>Like I said, haven't played many recent games. But that just looks nice to me. Maybe I'm just out of the loop.
Even compared to TW2 it's not clear though.
And I dunno texture quality in games is all over the place. Some are fantastic but most are probably worse than TW3, which to me is about average.
>>376773907
lmao
>>376773729
If someone is making you do something you don't want to you know you can just talk to me about it.
>>376773826
Played it like 10 years ago and can't remember her doing anything bad at all, tell me what she did anon.
>>376774147
I forget but all 3 playthroughs I remember her being an overrated psycho.
Is Ciri the most beautiful female ever created in vidya?
>>376768526
You dare make fun of the Empress?
>>376763419
>all pussy
how does that work exactly
has she fucked with quantumphysics or something to make it so that from every angle, she is a cunt
or is it some other magic
>finally get a girl
>can't cum whenever I receive a blowjob
Fucking hell man
>>376774264
Undeniably
The only thing I don't get is why she has so much eyeshadow. Sure it looks great, but doesn't really seem to fit the setting.
>>376774264
That's a man.
>>376774361
stop taking anti depressants and relax
itll happen eventually
>>376774264yes
>>376774090
Someone amazing forced me to write my story instead of wanting to make a game.
But I'm glad, because writing a story is really exciting. Video games are not for everyone.
>>376774368
She looks gud either way
>>376774305
It's like every main characters looks amazing and unique in this game
>>376774415
>stop taking anti depressantshow the fuck do you know about that?
Preordered your best girl statue yet fellas?
>>376773907
I would, but no PS4. Oh well.
>>376773965
Hmm. Guess maybe it is just me then. Do games have dynamic textures yet? Because I notice that anywhere a texture is forced to move it looks really bad. I wonder if anyone's perfected that yet...
>>376774591
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Selective_serotonin_reuptake_inhibitor
when i was taking lexapro i lasted for 30-45 minutes.
it was bad for everyone involved.
>all the main characters that I've become emotionally invested in just disappear at the end of the game for no reason
Ouch.
My heart.
I'd just like to point out that there is a disturbingly autistic "conversation" going on in this thread
>>376774368
It's a reference to the books. She uses soot and goose fat to make a war paint eyeshadow.
>>376774672
Rockstar does it and I think MGSV.
>>376774850
>it was bad for everyone involved.
Same, she thinks its her fault that I can't cum meanwhile I have no problem with her. She even thought of not seeing me anymore because of how bad it was for her
>>376774305
Jesus, glad I'm not going for that ending, she is fucking DEAD inside there.
>>376774893
Yeah and autism is an euphémisme I think.
>>376774619
looks like Bobbi Starr
>>376774490
I guess witches have a way with spell casting.
>>376775002
good luck friend it took me a few months after not taking it anymore.
if you've taken anti depressants for a long time it might be longer but i highly suggest getting off that shit it can seriously fuck your dick up
>>376775272
I have no problems with erection, like seriously, I have them in the fuckin park if i'm with her or sometimes I even wake up with a giant morning wood. Uless you mean fuck up cum/orgasm wise
>>376774305
>>376775006
But in this scenario even Anna Henrietta is her bitch. Ciri is literally the most powerful person in the Witcher world.
>>376775120
that must be a beautiful, smart and funny person who is way better than triss.
>>376763419
that is weird, looks almost like my ex what the fuck
>>376775390
>Uless you mean fuck up cum/orgasm wise
yeah
also ruins your sex drive
we were going at it 3 times a day after i stopped taking the meds
>>376769539
> Ciri will never be real
>>376775569
Damn. Now i'm in a pickle now when it comes to drop meds or use them.
>>376775397
Yeah, and miserable in it, from the look of it.Also she has to be around Emhyr var Shitdad.
>>376775767
real enough to hot glue
>>376775793
It was an important time in my life when I stopped using them.
After I permanently fixed my depress and feel great now but it really wasnt easy and it was also during high school.
>>376774305
Can't they remove her scars?
Finished the main game and the DLCs and pretty much all the subquests, but I don't want to stop playing it.
What are some good mods?
>>376776112
new game +
>>376763419
>Yennefer is incredible. She's ALL pussy.
No lies detected OP,Yen is for grown men not boys.
Why is she so wonderful bros?
>>376776220
What does NG+ add?
>>376776112
skyrim
Does anyone want these Gwent keys I have?
>>376767332
But how would a guy even Cuck a character like Geralt?
Geralt is physically, mentally, magically etc. superior to all men and even most sorcerers, he is literally in top 1% of population regarding anything including sex.
Do you understand how unrealistic Cucking scenarios like that are?
Not to mention that all Witcher girls and Geralt constantly cheat on each other already.
>>376776430
https://www.playgwent.com/en/redeem/SKJ50FB4DB1E4DEDA2
Anyone else?
>>376776468
That poster was only thinking of himself sitting there watching other people do it
>>376776468
geralt is also nearly morally perfect
>>376776468
Pretty sure some sickly pale elf wizard cucked Geralt
Geralt even walked in on this wizard ploughing Yennifer and he told Geralt to GTFO and so he did, waited in the next room over, asked Yennifer to explain this bullshit, but then Yen demanded Geralt apologize for being rude
>>376776556
nu-gwent is shit but thanks anyway anon
>>376776357
you get to experience the game again
>>376776556
>>376774305
Y-Yes my Empress!
>>376768302
Dominating Ciri is impossible though, she will be the one fucking you...do I need to remind people that she is basically THE strongest being in the Witcher universe right now, only weaker than someone like Gaunter O'Dim who is basically omnipotent prime evil.
>>376776595
books arent canon
>>376776683
yeah well she hasn't met my dick
>>376776357
Nothing, new game plus is actuay boring because there's no point in leveling up anymore and gaining experience is pointless
>>376776273
Who knows anon,but this is what my Geralt wants to do every time he sees her.
spin-off game when? for beckham as well in other DLC
>>376776595
wtf I hate Yen now
>>376775397
She is the most powerful person even without the political power.
Do I need to remind people that when she stresses herself and pushes her powers to the limit she can literally reverse Entropy of a whole universe?
>>376775878
I don't see why Emyr is a bad dad. Everything he did was for the good of the family and yes includingwanting to breed with Ciri to create Witcher Muadib. Plus if you are geral would you want your daughter to live monster by monster contract or have the ability to turn a Duchess into a tavern whore in a snap of your fingers?
>>376776670
> Tfw you'll never see/read Empress Ciri x Queen Cerys smut
Imagine all the backroom "negotiations" they'd get up to.
https://www.playgwent.com/en/redeem/ANYC28FBC860DB3FC6
>>376776595
Yes, and Geralt fucked bitches on the side too.
And I am pretty sure that Geralt killed that guy in a duel later.
>>376776745
I doubt that she would choose you since she can travel through multiverse freely and choose any partner she would like for a good dicking.
>>376776989
No, he didn't.
>>376777285
triss is nothing but a side piece
>>376776802
Dude! I also want to give Ciri platonic shoulder massages when I see her in game!
>>376763419
yennefer looks ugly and she's a whore.
Cerys is unironically my waifu
>>376777501
Agreed,after the message I want to rub lotion all over her body especially her face.
>>376777589
>Cerys is unironically my waifu
N I C E
I
C
E
I am extremely ugly girl. What do, I want to be a guy. It is disgusting to be me.
>>376777589
>>376777753
Literally the pleb choice.
Anarietta is where it's at.
>>376777783
>I am extremely ugly girl.
>Girl
>>376777783
were you that one girl from /soc/ who posted a picture of herself who had a god awful face but had an okay body? i mean the face was awful but i guess she fit into the place of loser rejects here (or there)
>>376777783
You'd be just as unattractive as a guy dipshit
>>376777783
Being an ugly guy isn't any better
>>376777667
warm
>>376765717
>delicious brown yen
finally a reason to choose her over triss
>>376777842
T O P
A
S
T
E
Why does the Witcher series have GOAT redheads?
My fucking dick can't handle this
>>376778010
There are a lot of redhead women in Eastern Europe, but I've never seen a redhead slav guy. It's weird, man.
>>376763419
>>376764312
>>376764748
>>376765001
>>376765387
I've never played a Witcher game but this girl makes me want to. Jesus christ she's hot.
>>376778010
>GOAT redheads
I approve!
>>376777978
I want to wear all of her ornaments.
>>376778159
brb, going to Russia
>>376774264
>you will never be a lumpy viking peasant she takes a liking to and fucks in the stables
>>376774523
Looks worse by a million times
>>376777783
post face
>>376778010
nothing goat about them, triss is a stupid little bitch and shani has a horseface
>>376777783
And I'm a handsome guy who wishes he were a lesbian. Not all are dreams can come true and we have to make the best out of the cards we're dealt. Work on self-improvement. Unless you've totally lost the genetic lottery you can probably work on a lot of stuff. Here have a Gwent key:
https://www.playgwent.com/en/redeem/ANY4EAB79223924F37
>>376778171
>Jesus christ she's hot
Duhhhhhhhh
>>376778159
sounds perfect
>>376778243
Higher rates of red hair in Belarus, Poland and Ukraine could be the result of migration from Scotland and the Holy Roman Empire.
>>376765235
>portal in pussy so he can feel the ass too
Wat wat wat
>>376778159
There are a lot of "redheads" who buy decent quality hair dye. Natural redheads are few and far between, and most are gingers.
>>376778281
I like modded Ciri.
Gingers are also usually Jewish
>>376778727
>slutty impractical clothing
disgusting
>>376778727
is there a mod that lets you play the whole game as ciri?
>>376778379
> Someone posted your oc
Want the rest?
>>376766269
she is super cute darn
>>376778845
>Want the rest?
You know it
>>376766269
This chick still looks like a man baby, jen is still way hotter.
>>376778843
Well, you can switch to Ciri with a console command. No Idea how stable it is to play as her for the entire of the game built I guess you could do it. Just google it.
>>376778791
pleb
>>376778845
yes
YES
YYYYYYEEEEEEESSSSSSSS
>>376778010
>Why does the Witcher series have GOAT redheads
>>376778954
>>376779239
Err that's it for now. Was going to make more but I got lazy.
>>376774591
Not being able to orgasm because of antidepressants is a well known thing. The fact there are people taking these and not aware of it is pretty fucked up.
>ywn make love to yen
>>376779341
I've got pics though.
>>376779645
>>376766512
And 4chan continues their love obsession with conservatism and black cock.
Short hair brigade here,THIS is the BEST combo anons
>>376778379
>>376778845
I installed this mod because obvious reasons but holy hell sometimes it looks so extreme it looks straight up from a ecchi anime.
>>376779954
Get with the times,/pol/ fag.
Triss?
>>376779849
>>376780015
futa on female or futa on futa are the most pure forms of love
>>376780150
>Triss?
Yes?
>>376780118
delete this
>>376780320
>Implying that cropped gif is futa
Anon,I got some bad news....
not enough Philippa in here
>>376780367
Whatever do you mean anon?
>>376780118
>>376780601
>i cant into facial expression
>>376776595
They short of cucked each other. Yennefer was sleeping with both of them around the same span of time. Geralt and the wizard got pissed off at each other and were going to have a duel to the death, but Geralt said "Fuck it" and left.
>>376780320
Futa is fucking shit and ruins no less than 13% of the porn on the internet.
>>376776683
>Not wanting Ciri to dominate you.
>>376781179
>13
Try like 50
>>376781179
It also improves the remaining 87%.
>>376781010
>>376781179
>>376781289
As if porn that is futa should somehow rightfully be hetero porn.
Such entitled stupidity, as expected from cucks.
Don't you fags got some cuck porn to watch?
>B-but just because I like to watch and get off on girls I'm attracted to getting fucked by other men doesn't mean I'm a cuck!
Yes it does.
>>376781940
>instead of wanting tzo see girls fuck a dildo or lick pussy i want a dick because dicks are soo good
>im not gay lol xD
Fuck off futaapologist. You sound like a fucking retard.
>>376781940
>This post
>>376780601
I guess i'm just imagining things...
>>376781940
>im not gay lol xD
Never denied anything of that sort, you somehow think that that bothers me somehow?
>implying that hetero porn isn't just as much about the dick as futa porn
>implying that you or the average person watches only lesbian porn
>implying that hetero fags don't love big cumming dicks as much as gay or futa porn watchers do, hence BJs, moneyshots, BBC etc
>implying that being gay is somehow worse than being a cuck
End yourselves you cuck heteroporn watchers, nothing worse on this planet than a cuck.
>>376782481
This was meant for this cuck here>>376782042
>>376782583
>>376782481
so somehow you watch porn and you are not the cuck?
>>376777783
You think being an ugly guy is any better?
Protip: it's not.
>>376782661
That's right, everyone involved in the porn I watch I would fuck hard.
Would you in the porn you watch? Probably not right, if you watch hetero and are hetero, so how the fuck does another man, someone you would not fuck, belong in your sexual fantasies?
So how much do I need to know about Witcher 1 and Witcher 2 to play this game? Would I be better served just to read the books because I don't know if I have patience to go through 2 games that are probably 30-40 hours long
>>376782892
The girls cuck you, you little beta faggot.
>>376782969
Probably, yes. there will be a few characters you don't know, but less so than if you played the games but didn't read the books, I believe.
>They didn't mod nude Ciri during the bath house.
>>376766926
Here you are desu
>>376778159
>date redhead Ukrainian girl
>fuck like crazy
>wake up
>she's gone at work
>tear apart her room, read her diary, sniff her panties because I'm a sikfuk
>find a weird yellow dildo
>it's a corn on a cobb dildo
What the fuck is it with slavic girls and corn
>>376782969
At least watch a summary of the 2 games on youtube and do some wiki reading.
>>376783136
im gonna print out happy geralt and happy v and frame it
>>376778171
Don't bother she is a dominating bitch that cuckolds you behind your back.
>>376783098
wonder why they decided to cover her up in the first place, probably the yen and geralt's daughter aspect
I wish they'd just make a spinoff game where you're not geralt so I can customize the hottest bitch in the character creation
>>376783741
>you will never make a hot slut girl to play as in the Witcher universe so that you can be Ciri's fucktoy
feels bad man
>>376774305
>non canon ending
We all know witcher ciri is true ending
>>376766426
On top of what that other anon said, she was milling around with the idea they might not actually be in love, but under the influence of magic. Women get upset when they're churning shit in their head. Of course she slightly distanced herself. Not like I'd expect a virgin like you to understand relationship dynamics.
Afterthey lift the spell that has bound themshe loves him all the same.
>>376783939
>Witcher Ciri is true ending
>>376777783
post pics
>>376777783
>>376782590
Uncensored version where?
>>376784560
My hard drive bud. Here you go:
http://imgur.com /a/33ALA
>>376775006
In the epilogue for Blood and Wine she seems fairly content. Although she does find it pretty boring. Geralt would probably prefer to be a ruler than living to fight monsters.
>>376777783I'd make you feel like a woman. I'm sure you're lovely and I would love to learn about everything that makes you special.
>>376775263
what's going on here
>inb4 being new
>anyone finding this cold emotionless whore attractive at all
>having the fucking nerve to call her "best girl" when literally every other girl in the game is more attractive and a better person
Please kill yourselves ASAP
>>376785764
the thread isnt about triss, friend.
>>376763419
>tfw nobody will ever summon an illusory giant isopod to suck your dick in the bath
>>376785871
>suck your dick
Anon...
I have some bad news
>>376785839
My post was literally the opposite of Triss' description
Closely monitoring this VIDEOGAME thread.
>>376778281
pleb
>>376784865
>>376784560
http://imgur.com/a/emlIg
>>376778362
>be lesbian
>all the other girls want only D I C C
not really shitting on i too want to be a lesbian,maybe we should wait when they get develop the gene therapy so we can become supreme traps.
>>376786941
*shitting on it i too
>tfw can't even write anymore
>>376786941
lesbian sex is objectively the worst of pairing of the sexs.
>>376787119
>he doesn't want to do nipple fights
>>376787332
didnt know nipples were exclusive to either sex.
thanks, dad.
>>376767653
OwO whats this
>>376765668
The games ruined their relationship.
>>376788131
the guy who made it is called leeterr btw, he posts vidya porn on his tumblr
>>376766898
>>376767138
Witcher isn't historically accurate. It's based on folklore.
Folklore is just another word for fantasy. Magic, elves, sprites, vampires... It's a fantasy game, not a history lesson.
Also, the folklore told in that region of the world, is not race specific. Altering the race of people or creatures involved, doesn't affect the actual content.
Truth of the matter is, there's no reason to exclude any other races from the game, except personal preference to not want to see other races in their creative work. And you know what?There's nothing wrong about that. Just be fucking honest.
>>376788543
It'sfor the most partlow fantasy scrub
it's supposed to be well-grounded
Reminder that Triss is lying bitch
>>376788652
More like it's cherrypicked fantasy. Attempting to find justifications(which end up being false) for what are personal creative decisions.
>We can't do these things, because accurate history is important to our setting.
>Oh, but we can do these other things that conflict with history, because they're cool, LOL.
>>376789015
you sound mad, shitskin
>>376788543
kys nigger
>>376788682
Triss is the worst, should have had a scene where Yen beats the shit out of her with a broken Unicorn leg or something.
>>376766898
>WHY ARE THERE NO NIGGERS IN WITCHER ITS NOT FAIR
There are. They're called Zerrikanians. Javed from the first game was one. And Villentretenmerth rolled with a pair of Zerrikanian twins he used as bodyguards and fuck-buddies.
>you will never wake up to Yen laying beside you in your cottage in the middle of nowhere
>you will never fuck her all day long
>taking breaks only to chat and laugh with each other before fucking again
>>376788543
>Also, the folklore told in that region of the world, is not race specific. Altering the race of people or creatures involved, doesn't affect the actual content
Whom'st've dost live in that region of the world? It is, and it does. Just as it would be found dumb having a game based on African folklore with random white persons thrown in everywhere
>>376792505
Larry went to the store
Larry bought Lucky Charm cereal.
Lucky the Leprechaun leapt out of the box of Lucky Charms, and granted Larry a single wish.
Larry wished for a hammer, so he can bludgeon Lucky, and steal his pot of gold.
Oh, and uh, Larry was white, because reasons that totally pertain to the story. He can't be any other race, without breaking the immersion, of this historical tale.
>>376791797
This should happen when you try to romance both
>>376792783
>Larry BOUGHT Lucky Charm cereal.
confirmed for white
>>376792783
HOL UP
>>376792783
>I can't refute the point so I'll start spewing nonsense instead
Your 'historical tale' has a clear modern context and can't be attached to the Witcher universe
>>376793654
Actually, there are regions in modern day, where you can go purchase a box of lucky charms, and have the same probability of walking on a non-white as you would in Witcher 3.
But that's beside the point I was making. Which is that retaining the supposed authenticity of the race of people in the story, does not alter the story.
>>376794018
yes, it does
>>376794076
Does not.
>>376788543
its folklore because its those Folk's Lore you nigger.
>>376794234
Yes, and...?
>>376774305
>>376774523
Ciri without makeup is so pretty she is now my favorite girl
>>376791797
or a bed leg
ha ha ha
>>376767416
> closest thing to ooga boogas are the Nekker monsters
Fun fact: the Dutch version of nigger is "nikker", which is derived from the nekkers.
nekker=water spirit>devil>nigger.
"As black as a devil/nikker"
"the black devil/nikker"
So in the Netherlands we actually call niggers devils.
The word nigger however is derived from the latin word for black, "niger", and it's completely innocent.
>>376763419
How is she so fucking PERFECT?
>>376776595
Yes, this is canon
>>376795917
>water spirit
>water
>niggers
I don't think the Dutch know a lot about niggers.
>>376796065
Well they do tend to die a lot on the water when they try to reach civilisation by boats. So theres that.
>>376776595
>Shit that never happened.
It was not elven but human.
He never walked on them fucking.
And she cucked the wizard with Geralt, not the other way around, since the wizard was already in a long term relationship with her.
And the reason she went to see the wizard was to leave him. Things ended up going the wrong way.
And she didn't ask Geralt to apologize. She asked if he truly loved her, because she needed to know it before choosing to leave the wizard, which made it very clear that he loved her and even wanted to marry. Geralt was unable to respond, so she left both him and the wizard and ran away.
>>376796065
The meaning of nekker had already changed from water spirit to the general word for devil before any Dutchman had ever set an eye on a sub-Saharan negroid.
>Yennefer is not a slu...
>>376796601
delete this
>>376782969
You'll get more out of it if you at least play The Witcher 2.
>>376782969
Well there's always stuff and characters from the books, so if you want to, its a good idea. But the games dont leave you hanging, they always explain the the context "hey remember that time when we..." in that kinda way.
>>376794018
You would be A-ok with a game that uses a fantasy setting based on African folklore where half the cast is white then? It would in no way be detrimental to the general atmosphere and genuity of the setting and story? You can after all, in modern times, find places in Africa where only white people reside
>>376777842
>>376777978
my fucking niggas
>>376797172
>find places in Africa where only white people reside
Only to a certain degree. Its still Africa
>>376779617
cheers
>>376763419
Oh look, it's another episode of - I haven't ever been with a woman so I'm going to project onto Yennefer some sort of unobtainable perfect girlfriend archtype where I don't realize that bitchiness/sassiness is really only permitable in the real world in the hard-to-get phase leading up the first date and after that it's just plain old disrespect and relationship killing drama.
>>376792783
>Obvious Irish folklore
>He can't be any other race, without breaking the immersion, of this historical tale
Yeah you got that right
>>376780668
wait
is this fake?
>>376797481
yes unfortunately
>>376797431
>he cant handle strong women
lmao, sort yourself out
>>376797481
No that scene is unlocked when you use aard to move the cart near the ship in Novigrad docks. She is underneath
>>376797605
why is she under a cart?
>>376797603
>I can't handle being cucked on a daily basis by a member of the lesser gender.
Damn right.
>>376797605
fuck you
>>376797431
She's still ALL pussy
>>376797770
you get cucked because of you
start taking responsibility for your life
>>376797584
Love her. She is implied to be such a massive whore both in the games and books that it is not even funny. I mean, at some point she boasts about being able of conjuring an orgasm. Little Rad's childhood must have been really interesting.
>>376799004
Wasn't it implied that she was fucking Triss AND Dijkstra in the same book? I know she definitely fucked Triss.
>>376766006
can't look at the final panels without cracking
>>376799004
Now little prince I will check back in 15 minutes and if you're still not in bed by then we WILL play cave explorerNo I do not care if you're still sore from the last time
>>376777783
Find an ugly guy and live happily ever after.
>>376769697
They don't call her Swallow for nothing.
English or Polish spoken language?
>>376766006
Funfact: "Triss" autocorrects to "Gross" in most phones.
>>376766621
>Well good thing there are no niggers in Witchers world.
What did you just call me?
>>376801126
english
>>376765668
>were very clearly falling out of love
Literaly cant because of Genie magic
>>376801126
english
>>376768981
Are you seriously confusing Saudi Arabia with war torn places like Pakistan?
>>376791797
Honestly, yes, Yen should at the very least rip into triss with her trademark scathing tongue for her bullshit.
>witcher 3 yen doesn't give triss any bullshit for lying to geralt and never ever mentioning yen ever until literally AFTER you get your memory back then still tries to downplay yen as inconsquential etc.
>triss knew she was alive and where she was even back at the start of witcher 1
meanwhile book triss almost gets yen mad enough to kill her by mind wiping geralt for a little weekend fling when he's trying to not be sad mad and feeling shitty after a fight with yen.
>>376801126
German
>>376788543
except you are literally wrong.
the founding premise of the setting even HAVING humans in it is the conjunction of the spheres that had multiversal earths of alternate realities simultaneously occupying the same space in the same dimension, depositing tribes and settlements of humans from age-of-antiquity earth onto the planet earth lived on by the Aen Sidhe, as well as monsters etc.
>>376788543
>REEE POLE AUTHOR SHOULD INCLUDE NOT POLE STUFF BECAUSE I SAID SO REEEE
please, continue sounding more and more retarded.
>>376788543
>Folklore is just another word for fantasy.
Nope. Folklore is folk's lore. Meaning the lore of a specific folk, in a certain time and place. In this case it's Polish medieval folklore, meaning fairy tales, creatures, myths and legends that where part of the polish rural and popular culture of the 12th/13th century. At the time, there where no niggers, asians or other races than slavs in Poland, nor did their folklore feature them, because folklore is always connected to the world it belongs to.
tl_dr: "witcher game lack diversity" is just a meme spewed by uneducated American pink haired hamplanets and limp-wristed nu-males.
>>376765668
>Both of them left alone on the isle of Avalon to live their life together until the end of time.
>Fugged like rabbits every day.
>Eredin comes and crashes the party Kidnapping Yen, because they needed her as bait for Ciri (In the books, Ciri and Yen develop a strong Mother/daughter bond)
>Geralt sets off on a quest to rescue her.
>He ultimately trades his life for Yen's freedom and joins the wild hunt.
>Ciri frees him. He has amnesia.
>As soon as he regains his memory he dumps Triss and sets off again to find Yen (Beginning of tw3)
>Geralt were very clearly falling out of love by the time Witcher 3 happened.
Kek. Love how Trissfags engage in selective interpretation and cherrypicking to justify their headcanon.
>>376783553
>dominating
fragile beta
>cuckholds
never happens
>yenfags are the biggest waifufag.
Oh what a surprise comming from cucks.
>>376765235
>like putting a portal on her pussy that leads to her ass so that she's getting Geralt in both ends?
That's amazing
>>376775002
Wait, I'm confused; why would she think of leaving you because you can last a long time in bed? It's the two-pump chumps that women are always complaining about