Why is this allowed?

Why is what allowed?

>>376759934
Someone made a video game he didn't like

I'm kind of enjoying it but it's very different from the more hardcore dota

HotS team knows everyone likes a little sex appeal.

You can get her warchief skin if you're offended by her belly button. It has a shittier bow though

>>376761061
Yeah and it's not like she couldn't kick anyone's butt if she wanted too.

>>376759828
Because since this game was always seens as a joke developers could just add stuff without making faggots mad at them, and since the game is already established neither blizzard nor the dev team give enough shits to pander to sjws.

>>376759828
Because it pleases me. midriffs are the best

>>376759828
I agree, she does way too much by herself, her damage is enormous and she has excellent waveclear and free tower destruction if not constantly harassed, as well as a decent escape option. Bad hero.

HotS literally could not give a fuck what triggered snowflakes think. If they could get away with nude outfits they would.

>>376762645
Meh. SJWs are just terrorists. They don't care about progress or fairness for anyone they just want to start fights using ridiculous rhetoric and getting money. Such an insane weird group of people who get triggered by literally everything.

This game is literally Retards of the Storm, can't have a decent game where people go to the objectives, defend their lane, and assist when the enemy team is face rolling and entire lane and wins effortlessly.

A total shame, since some of the female models have amazing posteriors, but that's not enough to keep me playing when the community is this br tier.

>>376763685
I have an amazing posterior

>>376763886
No one is interested in men, faggot.

>No ability to spread plague and ruin everything

Is this even the same character?

>>376764161
Except that's exactly what her W does and basically her auto attack passive

>>376763949
I'm a hermaphrodite. Why do you stalk me constantly by the way, if you weren't totally obsessed with me? And who is no one? Your white trash friends?

>>376764017
Lol so much for no one being interested.

>>376764310
>herm
lmao

you realize you're worse than a fag, a shemale and a tranny put together, right? You could find the fattest, neckbeard-iest virgin on /v/ and they still wouldn't come near you with a ten foot pole.

Off yourself, like all of your kind does in the end.

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My guy

>>376764574
You type with such conviction despite having no idea what you're talking about. Who gave you power?

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>>376759828
because

>>376763949
What fucking board do you think you're in?

>>376765118
He's my resident stalker who is very insecure about his gayness :)

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>>376764310
I would take the trashiest white trash over a disgusting abomination of nature such as yourself. Please off yourself you literal monstrosity.

>>376765210
don't kid yourself no one would ever touch you cletus

>>376765081
gat dam

>>376765297
I would.

>>376765297
I'm not even white but keep assuming shit you fucking faggot.

>>376765081
Her hips aren't wide enough for the cat walk to work.

They should buff her hips.

>>376765424
niggers are just as bad as white trash.

>>376765081
That looks fucking stiff

>>376765426
u r stupeed

>>376761061
I was surprised at midriff jaina in her T6 skin
always wanted to have that in world of Warcraft

>>376759828
Because teenagers are the ones who play dota shit and tits are the best way to advertise to a teenager.

>>376759828
but shes a corpse
that isn't attractive.

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>Sylvanas passive
What the shit how is that fair

>>376766378
one of the strongest in the game but Sylvanas is easy to shut down and she doesnt bring much to a team fight and her escape is ass

she's incredible when her team is stomping the other team and you cant pressure her away from the fort/towers

>>376766378
>leave her alone
>she steamrolls the game
kill her you fuck

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>New to HOTS
>Play Abathur
What the fuck is this.
What the fuck is going on

/myguys/

Varian
Valla
Sonya
Malfurion
Greymane

>>376766378
Don't leave her alone you dumbass.

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>play Varian
>Go ARMS
>That SCREAM on his R
Anyone can get a clip of it

>>376766378
Just deal with her. She's pretty much a glass cannon to PvE shit. Can't do shit against heros

>>376766538
>3 second silence isn't bringing much
She also has decent burst on her Q if you talent it.
She's better at pushing than teamfighting, yes, but she's not worthless in a teamfight either.

>>376766668
Just hat someone and go afk

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>>376766378
>Thinks Sylvanas is broken
>Varian Just Slamming you Either Taunt or Getting Bursted By arms

Like bitch I'm not gonna deny who I am just because some insane obsessed stalker and his goons keep hounding me about it. I'm a free bird a free faggot and I love it :)

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>when you get 125 meat as Butcher

>>376767069
Why the fuck is Varian allowed.
>Go Arms
>You're a tank that does damage
>Go Prot
>You're a tank that never dies

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>>376767149
>When you hear FRESH MEAT from the shadows
>WHen you hear YOU ARE NOT PREPARED from the shadows

>>376767239
Because hes really easy to kill when he fights against coordinated teams.
But you will never see coordination in QM so hes broken there, kinda like samuro.

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How THE FUCK DO SPIDERS DO MORE DAMAGE THAN SWORDS MAGIC OR EVEN FUCKING GUNS

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Someone please explain why this HotS skin isn't in Overwatch?

>>376767374
>AYEHHHHHHHHH
>SAWATBAH
>JAH
I fucking love playing nazeboo for his sounds

People should look at this game more as Blizzard's own version of Super Smash Bros than a dota/league competitor. That, to me, is the appeal.

>>376767491

Because OW has shit models and it'd be too much work to translate the skin over.

>>376767491
Hit boxes
Also I guess the Hots team can expand with what they can make with different heroes like Ghost tracer or even Shadow warrior Zarya

>>376767617
hitboxes are massive for balancing right?
like dva and mercy would be almost immortal due to their small frames
so isnt zaryas hitbox massive too?

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>>376759828
my dick

>>376767374
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99hDl0eQMR8

>>376767795
me on the left

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>>376765081
source

some big memes goin on
twitch/blizzheroes

>>376767491
That isn't one of them, but HotS has a serious problem with skins that completely change the look of a character, the absolute worst offender I can think of being Samuro's monkey king one. They don't look ANYTHING like the original character, makes identifying targets in a split second way harder than it should be.

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>>376767374
ZEEB'D

>>376767795
me on the right

>>376768165
wanna smash

im a futa

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>>376768147
What do you go on lvl 7
More spiders or uproot

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Because SFM porn is fantastic.

>>376768225
I usually go uproot so that I can get more time attacking forts

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>>376765081
>you will never lick sylvanas cold dead thighs and cunny

>>376768225
Uproot if you plan on spending more time on sieges, more spiders if you're having a hard time against someone in particular since spider quest+ vodoo is fucking devastating in late game

>>376768253
Yet there's so little of it. Apparently the models are difficult to work with, so almost no one uses them.

>>376768212
ew no i only fuck orcs

>>376768419
to each it's own

>>376766828
http://rpboyer15.github.io/sounds-of-the-storm/vo/vo_hero/Varian/Varian%20-%20Default/Varian_Colossus_Smash01.mp3

>>376768557
NIGSMASH

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>>376768557
>100-0 Someone as Varian
Also Surprised how little varian skin there are. Because You could easily make a skin which has 3 different warrior sets

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>>376767352
>tfw playing Sonya and Varian tries to 1v1 me

Is this game fun or is it like LoL?

Are there any cute elf grill heroes that are usable from the start?

>>376768112
Casual retard

>>376768382
they aren't difficult
there's just only 3 public nude models for HotS, and the mesh/texture quality for them is average at best.
they also have a lack of flexes and jigglebones.

>>376768953
>is it fun?
Yes
>are there any elf grills?
Yes

>>376768970
Don't talk about yourself like that.

>>376769057
you didn't tell me if I can play one right from the get go

>>376768970
retard

>Wonder Woman skin for Cassia
>Wolverine skin for Kharazim
>Cable skin for Sonya
>Punisher skin for Jimmy
>Samus skin for Morales
>Gandalf skin for Medivh
>Evangelion skins for D.Va and Genji
>Goku skins for Samuro and Kharazim
>Sailor Moon skins for Li-Ming

How is any of this allowed?

>>376769096
They give you 20 heroes to start. You can choose which elf looks the cutest and buy the pack that has her in it

>>376769096
No, not from the start, sorry, but I think shes cheap

>>376769180
>>376769181
>buy

;_;

>>376769096
You can. I'm not sure if it also extends to new players, but you can unlock one of four packs, each containing 20 characters, and there are elves in several of them.

>>376769253

Are you a fucking idiot or what?

>>376762564
>Bad hero.
Good hero. Buff others to her level.

>>376768953
It's LoL without the boring first phase of last hitting mobs, 3x as many team fights, and built in character talents instead of buying items from the shop. Some people really enjoy the more casual feel to the game and some people hate it because they feel it trivializes the MOBA formula.

>>376769253
They give you 100 gems for free and each character pack costs 100 gems. It's free, you mong

>>376769304
I'm just messing around
I'll try it out

>>376769315
Seems kind of good then
Fuck the autistic build thing

>can't play as Brightwing without getting a huge erection
why did they make her sound so sexy?

>>376769271
The megapack promotion lasts until the 25th.
Get your 20 free heroes now.

>>376766538
>>376766890
in a skill matchup she'll kill any mage right-out and she brings AOE damage and a silence to team fights, or pick someone from their team and walk them into your team.

she's the tits.

>>376764932
LE PROTECTED MAN

>Announcers have been a thing for 3 weeks
>STILL no Alarak announcer

This displeases your Highlord.

>>376769641
You just want to suck him off fag
I swear all the LGBTBQQ are all over alarak

>>376769641

eeuuuahhhaauuhhhhhhhhhh.... acceptable

>>376769641
On the other hand Diablo announcer is cool

>>376769405
The builds are still pretty cookie cutter if you want to be as viable as you can, but it's a simple click instead of building an item for 15 minutes and you can find the current meta for each character with a simple google search.

>>376769405
>being this casual
i remember when people got banned for this.

>>376769641
>not using the ETC announcer

>>376769717
what?

>>376769847

>cookie cutter
>implying

There are shit tons of builds based on team comps, matchups and maps. Youre just too shit to know about them. Its so typical when the casuals whine about the game being too casual

>>376769957
HEAVY METAL

>>376769847
lol, this post is so wrong it physically hurts

>>376770030
>Youre just too shit to know about them
>this mad over someone saying something that's mostly true
some heroes are bound to certain builds and some have more varied builds. 1/2 the talents in the game are useless. deal with it.

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@376764310
>I'm a hermaphrodite.
Shit bait but retards on /v/ will still believe this is even possible naturally in humans.

>>376770209

As I said, just become some QM hero doesnt know about them they exist. Keep getting your builds off icyveins or something

>>376770404
>As I said, just become some QM hero doesnt know about them they exist.
what

>>376770339
True hermaphrodites don't exist but I would say that intersex could be counted as herms medically.

>>376769717
>Implying Alarak doesn't have an equal opportunity harem

Guy probably doesn't even have a dick, he just wants people to stroke his ego.

>>376768557
That fucking scream made him one of my favorite characters in the game.

>>376770956
>probably
Canon, protoss don't have any orifices to speak of.

>>376771097
Well, it is possible that he has a robotic dick, just so he can claim he has the biggest cock in the Korpulu Sector.

>>376771097
They probably psi-fuck eachother while screaming "FOR THE KALAH"

>>376771440
Khala.

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>>376771440
>Tal'darim
>Doing anything for the Khala

I want Daelaam fags to leave.

Reminder that Abathur is best current announcer

>>376769641
>Player dies
>"This is YOUR fault, you know."

>>376762564
Wow it's almost like she's a lane pushing specialist that needs to be shut down just like all of the other lane pushing specialists.

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>>376759828

I'm glad this is allowed

>>376771921
LITERALLY me

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>>376771921
Howdy.

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>>376771971

also can't forget about this. Kerrigan IS perfection

>>376771591
Y-yes High Lord..

>>376771921
I want to cum inside this Succubus

Reminder that based bug characters > any character you think is op

>>376762564
thanks for describing the specialist class

cowgirlvalla.jpg

>>376772095
ye

>>376769154
Because the HoTS team is based as fuck.

>>376767352
Please, tell me ONE hero that is NOT easy to kill agains a coordinated team.
Please, just one.
I'll wait.

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>>376768557
I somehow doubt this was a coincidence.

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>>376769641
>Tfw you're team doesn't protect the highlord

>>376770339
>@376764310
oh boy, summer is here isn't it

>>376772196
what's the lore on this?

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>He doesn't main Greymane
It's like you guys don't like perfect balance of offense defense ranged melee and versatile enough to fit in enough single team comp.

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How do I git gud at probius?

>>376759828
Why?
To please my dick, of course.

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>>376769154
>hey it's so much fun it should be illegal, like copyright infringement, HOHO!

>>376772594

greymane is absolute garbage outside of his ranged ult and I could barely force myself to play him to 5

>>376772430
Dehaka, Anub, Tracer, Misha and her pet, Johanna, Artanis, Zarya, Le not prepared man, lelo, etc.
Those are just a few

>>376772623
Beep boop son, beep boop.

>>376772594
I hate greymane enough in wow that I refuse to play him in hots

>>376772623
Probius is only good in team league, if you're playing team league and still asking how to play certain heroes, you don't belong in team league yet

>>376772623
Play correctly and don't die as much.

>>376772623
Drop pylon and spam W.

>>376764932
>>376768147

/ourguys/

>>376772673
>greymane is absolute garbage outside of his ranged ult
>Literally highest win rate out of every character from gold to GM even highest winrate in the HGC with 77%
No you're just bad most go for greymane liming for double reset on kills.

>>376768225
usually uproot but im a huge fan of toads

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>>376759828
I want to BREED with the thicc elves

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Why isn't this encourage?

>>376772391
>Because the HoTS team is normie as fuck.
fixd

>>376772820

Why would you like when anyone could just go to hotslogs and check it?

>>376773056
Anybody got the cap of that interview where the Lead designer for HotS basically goes 'Yeah, sure, whatever' to an interviewer complaining about the sexual skins?

>>376772678
Wtf men, how are those in any way harder than Varian to kill for a coordinated team
Defending your weak claim with lies does nothing but showing your stupidity

>>376772886
thicc elves are not for breeding they're for loving

>>376772993
Why would anyone use this awful skin? Easily the worst in the game...

>>376773237
this.

>>376773231
>let varian blow his guard charges
>stun him and instagib it
Woooooooooooow, the only reason protection varian is a thing is because retards keep smacking him and refresh his block.
Fuck off

>>376765081
This is absolutely how Sylvanas should have looked. Without nerfing her sex appeal, she still looks formidable.

>>376773237
>child bearing hips
>not for breeding
u wot

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I enjoy Abathur
The zerg are the best!
Dehaka deserves more skins, I like his legendary but it's pretty much all he has.

>>376772886
You'll never live out your life tapping an immortal elves' ass until the day your heart finally gives out as she rides you to climax.

>>376773369
the guard refresh is dead per latest update

takes 4 hits instead of 2

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Mecha monster skins are best disregard waifu skins

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>>376773437
I want nothing more in life than knowing that I have successfully impregnated a qt elf's fertile egg with my human sperm

>>376773570
>Start playing
>First box has Mecha Tassadar
Felt nice. REALLY want the Dehaka one.

>>376773237
Yeah sure, love them until we have a few dozen half-breeds and then keep going.

Any good SFM with the models? Some of these models are pretty fuckin good for stroking.

>>376773570
>No mecha Azmodan, Diablo, or Brightwing
I'm sad

>>376773237
The two are not mutually exclusive.

>>376773628
>tfw I have every mecha skin (not including variants) and kaiju diablo

Feelsgoodman

>>376773265
>not liking /fit/ girls
I bet your main is a male too, you fag.

Gnomes are the cutiest race.

Fem gnomes = cute
cute = sexy

>>376773369
Dehaka
>let him burn his resources
>stun him and instagib it
Anub
>let him burn his resources
>stun him and instagib it
Tracer
>stun him and instagib it
Misha and her pet
>stun him and instagib it
Johanna
>let her burn his resources
>stun him and instagib it
Artanis
>let him burn his resources
>stun him and instagib it
Zarya
>let him burn his resources
>stun him and instagib it
Le not prepared man
>let him burn his resources
>stun him and instagib it
lelo
>let him burn his resources
>stun him and instagib it

I don't know how you don't see where I'm going. Are you going to stop being a complete retard anytime soon?

>>376773712
Diablo has Kaiju and sexy Prime Evil so it's not too bad

>>376773630
>>376773716
>>376773406
thicc elves are for lovingly mating with and then raising the children with

>>376764310
this might be interesting

whats your discord

>>376773803
>instagibbing tanks, a support with a low cd group blind and dps with blinks and dodge on low cd
????

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>>376773237
>Not breeding and loving your thicc elf wife as you create the perfect race together

>>376773790
He's just a low T fruitcake. Dem thighs and dat ass, man.

>>376773986
sylvanas DOES NOT LOOK LIKE THAT

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>>376773991

It's literally war from darksiders female version
""""Original"""" blizzard

>>376768112
I'm going to have to agree with:
>>376768970
unless you are retarded, there should really be no reason you can't identify them fast enough

>>376773938
well the trick to HotS is learning how to team fight

>>376769456
>"Her"

>>376773986
I wish to do this very lovingly

>>376774224
Brightwing a girl and she's CUTE CUTE CUTE

>>376773868
>>376773986
>ywn mate with a thicc and fit 8ft tall nelf amazon

>>376774221
I don't know if you're the autist I'm talking with but he wanted examples of characters that are hard to kill even against a coordinated team, so I gave it to him along with how you usually kill Varian and now for some reason he applies it to every single one of my examples.

>add a StarCraft tank
>make the driver a thicc girl with a Southern drawl

Wew

>>376764310
>I'm a hermaphrodite.
I'm going to need some hard evidence

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>>376774321

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>All these people wanting to fuck Tyrande
>Being cucked by Malfurion for 10,000 years with Illidan
Sorry mates, this ugly son of a troll is fucking hot elves, and basically you are fucking stupid.

>>376772481
is this bait or autism

>>376773884
https://discord.gg/Y3cxs I'll be there. handle is apple.

>You will never drain your balls inside Slyvanas

>>376774383
SHES A BEAUTY AIN'T SHE?

>enemy team has chogall with abathur, lucio, and morales

wat do?

>>376774383
>add a StarCraft tank
>its one of the squishier specialists

>>376774383
>still no edmund duke
>still no duran
>still no mephisto
>still no andariel

when will they add mercy to this game?

>>376772719
>Hating the based furry
Looks like we got one of them zombies here

>>376774469
>Kill the healers, ignore Abathur until enemy team is 10, get free kills on low level Cho'Gall. Then despair because you lose if you haven't won the game by now.

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>>376774438

>>376774469
Kill cho'gall
Once he is dead you are left with 2 supports that can't do shit and an abathur who is either shit or given up.

>>376774526
>still no duriel with an ultimate that gives everyone on the enemy team a loading screen for 4 seconds

>>376774469
The answer is Anub'Arak and Sylvanas/Malfurion/. Anything with an aoe silence ult will do. Having Abathur and Cho means they are TWO people down in teamfights as far as immediate presence goes.

>>376774631
It would only work if it was the original door opening loading screen

>>376774419
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EitgtZd4s4
Not a chance

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>>376774585

>>376769154
>Evangelion skin for Genji and D. Va
>Dehaka, Probius, Artanis have one too.

>>376769154
not talking about all the EVA skins

I need to play 8 games, and I want as much exp as possible with as little work needed. Is there a way to afk in a vs AI match anymore, or no?

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>>376759828
>you will never meet Sylvanas irl
>she will never act cold towards you
>she will never warm up to you as you get to know each other
>you will never start developing feelings for each other, while being in denial about it
>your emotions will never grow to the point where you both can no longer hide them
>you will never tenderly make love to Sylvanas, then fall to sleep cuddling afterwards

>>376774526
>Still no Garithos
>Still no Daelin

>>376774894
There was a way before but they patched it, so no.

>>376774585
It is a crime that there's no porn of Genn "Fuck the Legion, this shit's personal" Greymane giving Sylvanas the knot

>>376768557
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4jH0WeV67I

>>376774904
>wake up in her chop shop being turned into an abomination because she's already bored with you

>>376774904
Well, if she is in character, she would only do the first two.

>>376769641
I got Valla announcer today

my dick has been hard ever since

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>>376774419

>>376774398
you mean like pictures or what? don't you already know what I look like?

>>376774419
What do you think happens when Malfurion takes one of his 1000 year naps.

>>376774961
that's how i'd sound while cumming inside Sylvanas

>>376774990
No, she would immediately kill you, then raise you so you can die in her retarded crusade to enslave valkyrs

>>376773605
>that body in this webm
absolute perfection

>>376775063
She fucks his treant dick in his sleep. He has a hell of a morning wood.

>>376775047
Just post em

>>376763476
>these thousands people are all X and they all believe in Y to the exact same degree

kek

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>>376768147
*blocks your path*

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>never got into Blizzard games
>don't recognize 99% of the heroes
>missed out on 90s Blizz fun and vanilla WoW

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>burrows into team fight
>entire team stunned
>uses spikes
>entire team stunned again
>meanwhile all the enemy assassins are raping our tender boipussy

why is this allowed?

>>376775305
I hope you spent all that time instead making lots of real life friends and connections

>>376772993
Li-ming should have a bowling skin instead of a volleyball one

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>>376775370

>>376775362
dodge

>>376775242
i dont think ive ever seen a sjw agree with another one on anything except when money was involved

>>376775224
im shy

>>376770404
Dude there's still placeholder talents from alpha on older heroes.

>>376775412
her hearthing animation of spiking a ball would look painful if it was a bowling ball

>>376775582
Make an imgur gallery and put it in a spoiler then

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>>376772993

>Li Ming has Azula's voice

If they had the amount of lines Dota heroes had, my dick would be constantly erect

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I'M IN LOVE WITH SGT. HAMMER.

I JUST WANT TO CUDDLE WITH HER INSIDE HER TANK WHILE SHE LAYS THE HAMMER DOWN.

>>376774160
I can't stop looking at Li Ming's DSL everytime I play as her. I need to fap so fucking bad

>>376775676
eventually

>>376775247
Based enemy Zeebs trapping my Sonya in zombies so I can WW to full health.

>>376775659
Maybe but abowling ball fits better for arcane orb

>>376775698
Left click her in-game.

Still holding onto all of my shards for when the sweet sweet alarak announcer drops

>>376775739
Do it now

>>376769154
>>Cable skin for Sonya

I had to play lots and level her up to get the right coloring so she was Cable. Now everyone has it.

I wasted my time and don't even have something to show off in game.

>>376765081
>some random person made this rig
>shared two webms of it
>disappeared forever
nice

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This game has some nice characters.

>>376776147
I want to fuck her deer pussy

>>376775967
soon soon. in due time. good thing comes to those who wait.

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>>376775305
>Played Diablo 1 since i was 11
>Played Starcraft when i was 17
>Never played any Warcrafts
Feels good man

How fun is Lunara?
Got her in a box.

>>376776258
I'll wait then

>>376776338
she's good if you don't suck and your team has a couple warriors

>>376776376
faggot

>>376776338
Shes an annoying cunt whos gig is poison, poison and just fucking poison, good to deal with zealous healers.

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>>376774904
>Be Orc Warrior who just came back from Broken Shore
>Watched Troll Warchief die to demon #112874
>Banshee Bitch becomes new Warchief
>Can't even bother to serve in Orgrimmar
>Go to Undercity to see what my new Warchief needs of me
>She makes me her new footrest while the Forsaken do all the work
It's not so bad

>>376775894

It's not enough. Go look at the Dota wiki.

>>376774904
Life is a cruel mistress

>>376776740
so is slyvanas

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>>376776498
I just want to see a legit herm

>>376776794
Yes, but Sylvanas is pretty and attractive

>>376772623

It's all about the W burst

>>376776894
you see them all the time you just don't know it sweetums

Who should I save up my money to buy? I have the support bundle, all the OW characters, Zeeb, Valla, Diablo, and Muradin

>>376775305

>played Starcraft when I was a kid
>played diablo 2 when I was a kid
>played Warcraft 1-3 when I was a kid


I missed out on wow but this game makes the 12 year old me happy as fuck

>>376777384
Artanis is my recommendation, hes fun as fuck and really strong.

>>376776927
Yes, but Sylvanus is also a corpse

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Hey.

Hey, kid.

Ju wan axe?

>>376777525
So?

>>376777346
depends where you life and most of them are ugly

>>376777525
and?

>>376777561
>Teammates chase the nearly dead Zul'jin
>Tell them not to get baited and focus on the objective
>Hear TAZDINGO in the distance
>He kills all 4
>They get the objective and we lose the game
Every time.

>>376777384
Leoric.
KILL ALL THE TRAITORS

>>376778107
>enemy leoric tries to use his wall ult on my mi-ling
>over and over

>>376777561

*tryndamere flashbacks*

I almost auto lose everytime he is on the enemy team.

>>376777586
i disagree but its allright

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>>376759828
I really like how there is far less "penalties" to play as a roaming/stealth hero in this game. EXP is gained by the whole team and there is no "jungle grinding until Ult" since merc camps are mainly used the extra units they provide, so I can ambush with low HP people all day and not worry about my non-existent gold and EXP.
Plus so far people in QM are too dumb to cast AoEs in my general direction even when I disappear in front of them. Shit is fun, especially Valeera.

>>376778320
t. lowest hero damage assassin on team with almost no xp contribution

>>376777561
That gif makes me happy

>people actually play these games
>they pretend the meta picking cheaters deserved to win
>in this game you can't even insult the other team for picking overpowered heroes

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>>376778320
>tfw I got her Demon Hunter skin showing off more of her thicc thighs even though id on't have her

>>376760670
My friend put it best, its just Teamfight Sim. You don't have to put any real effort in since its just a 15 minute game either way.

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How do I make the best out of Ragnaros?

>>376778320
how are you supposed to play valeera? what do you hit people with when stealthed? do you just spam sinister strike when out of stealth until you have 3 points for eviscerate?

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Seriously how did blizzard get this so right?
>no dumb grinding for 20 minutes before you're allowed to have fun
>jungle is actually useful and not just for people who want to pve
>talent builds provide actual build diversity instead of "buy bkk if they have cc or mkb if they have pa"
>shared xp and no gold so no bitching about kill steals or carries whining about supports killing creeps
>matches don't get dragged on for hours so you can actually sit down and have a match without risking being late for whatever else you have to do
Might not be as deep as DotA but its a fun alternative

which mega bundle should I pick?

>>376778867
Damage

>>376778867
Living Meteor build.
Only go lava wave if the enemy team is push heavy and you need wave clear.

>>376779045
>Lava wave
>Ever
Fuck no you god damn plebeian Sulfria smash wins team fights with ease.

>>376778991
I got the flex one

>>376778434
t. constant lane pressure with reliable stuns, slows, and silences with almost no risk

>>376778991
Depends what you like playing.
If you are looking for pure gold value, I BELIEVE that the assassin bundle is the most valuable by technicality. However I recommend picking to your preferred playstyle. Heroes can be found in boxes, and don't take too long to gain so long as you do your dailies. Don't even need to every day, just every 3. Games are short too so they are usually easy.

>>376778991
Flex for variety.
One of the others if the characters you think look cool aren't in Flex.

>>376779160
>Only go lava wave if

>>376779160
I take Lava Wave on towers of doom sometimes. Also has uses on Braxis.
But yeah Sulfuras Smash is much more reliable, shame no one takes it because lava wave looks cool.

>>376779045
>Living Meteor build
Are you an retard.
Blast Wave with Sulfuras quest, nigger. Shields for days, AoE damage for days, short cooldowns for days, slowing assholes for easy kills, engaging team fights easier and all around murder.
And I only pick Lava Wave on vs AI matches where the enemy team has Lost Vikings.

>>376779186
only if you're good. otherwise its just encouraging a shitty player to play even worse

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>>376778434
I actually stay in top and get MVP very often (it's not like it's hard to deal loads of damage in a short time with that "CP boost on steath" trait), expect when we get a Lucio or someone that is far more experienced in this game than me.
I'm just a new player, though. I'm sure shit will bite me back at some point, but I'm also sure will get my 10 OW boxes before that.

>>376778746
She sure is a thicc lady.

>>376778873
Depending of the situation, I stay in stealth to either stun people for my allies or to use my ambush to deal full damage (+2CP either way), then either skills for the final CP and eviscerate. If it lives, I follow them with dashes until next eviscerate or go back to stealth to annoy someone else and avoid pointless suicides.

>>376779276
pretty low skill ceiling, it isn't hard to pick up. She's a decent hero for this reason

>>376779257
Molten core Sulfuras one shots every zerg caught in it.

>>376779276
>pick nazeebo
>push x3 people
Wow that was hard.

>>376779275
This. Double lava wave explosion gave me about half my health worth of shields because each explosion actually counted as hitting a hero due to enemy Samuro being a fucking retard. They all got purged by fire.

>>376778873
keep in mind you keep combo points for a few seconds if you don't use them. if you cant blow them on someone immediately, roam into someone else and get a free max eviscerate on their ass before building your combo again

>>376779417
I meant it can have uses for clearing the wave your zerg are pushing down to speed them up and ensure they do more, while using Molten Core to kill their wave. Sulfuras smash is usually better nonetheless, but it has niche uses.

>>376779465
>Not going Azguldan instead
Plebs

>win game somehow because I keep getting matched with subhumans
>reward 70g
>the good heroes cost 10000 gold

This is beyond mobile levels of pay2win

>>376778867
Q build with catching fire.
Resilient flame if they have stuns.

Just heal yourself while beating on niggas and win

>>376779739
You get 300-800 every day on dailies

>>376765426

The cat walk is derived from how humans used to walk before modern shoes.

It's very similar to how hunter-gatherer tribes stalk prey (Hitting the balls of your feet and letting the back go down gently). Obviously they wouldn't be strutting like that but the point stands.

Meanwhile we go CLOMP CLOMP, back of the feet hitting at the same time as the front. If you want to work on getting better at your running and walking, wear minimal shoes (or barefoot if the environment allows for it) and practice striking the ground with the balls of your feet first. It's also why the cat walk is "sexy", someone who couldn't do it probably had foot problems and would lose out on bitches.

The more you know.

>>376779826
>>376779739
also 500gp for every hero you get to level 5

>>376779739
Game rewards you for playing every day instead of all day long (so it actually is anti-korean, but still jewish), gotta do quests and level up different heroes to get some decent cash.

>>376774526
>No Baal

>>376774419
>Malfurion and Tyrande being a couple for over 10k years
>stilll hasn't knocked her up, not even once

Yeah, this ugly motherfucker doesn't have a functional penis.

>>376779739
>Being this fucking retarded

>>376779739
>play a few matches for the daily
>while doing daily you probably level up a hero to 5
>switch to another to level up
Wow that sounds grindy as fuck am I right?

>>376780229
60 heroes X 500g = 30000 gold
wow! 3 full heroes! if I ever manage to play them all through the rotation! this game is so f2p friendly! what the hell! amazing, amazing, amazing, bazinga, blizzard is not jew!

>play abagod
>get max stack monstrosity
>transcend reality and annihilate everyone

what the hell

>>376780492
You'll never see it coming

>>376780492
Yeah, monstrosity is really good when fully stacked, but people will yell at you for not picking clone. Ignore them. They are just mad.

>even Zagara has a skin that gives her a sexy humanoid torso and head

Why.

>>376780485
Get 20 free heroes
Get loot for free that contains cosmetics that used to cost money, extra heroes and also contain stim packs to boost gold gain

Being this retarded

>>376779739
Trust me it was way, way worse, now you get free heroes from lootboxes and gems.

>>376780679
Why not?.

Why the fuck this game consume RAM so much?
I have a shitty old laptop with 4gb ram, that has no problems with Dota or LoL, but this game somehow needs ram like crazy

>>376780742
also free rotation

>>376765118
Not the faggot board. You queers are worse then ever before but that doesn't mean you run this place.

>>376780742
>it used to be horrible
>no one wanted to play that garbage so they copied OW model
>it's still horrible and pay2win
>somehow this is ok and Blizzard is they best companny ever.

>>376781206
Nigger they gave SCBW for free I don't give a shit what your problem is.

>>376779286
i will have to invest more time into playing her and thinking about talent builds, because the few games i did play i was beyond awful. much more comfortable with zeratul due to permanent stealth + blink, valeera seems more like an all-in hero where you have to explode your enemy

>>376780895
Open task manager while in game and kill all process that isn't gayming

explorer, anti virus, browser, etc. If that's not enough do the same with Windows services that isn't vidya with the "force stop" button (windows defender, homegroup services, superfetch, windows search, etc) This closes them until restart.

>>376780485
Pro tip boyo

Either wait for a character you want to try is on rotation or hop on the PTR to test out a character you're interested in
Unless you're a turbo autist, you don't NEED to buy every character immediately, just the ones whose playstyles interest you
Over time, you'll have amassed enough gold to buy everyone, if you want

>Play Cassia, sent to Hanamura
>Take War Traveler
>Low health, pushing cart solo
>Muradin out of nowhere
>Run circles around Muradin long enough for friends to show up
>Blind > Fend > Kill Muradin

Cassia is bullshit, and I love it.