SGDQ 2017

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>>376753652

I hope the tranny running BotW chokes on Calamity Ganon.

Sonic block, JSRF and Tony Hawk block.
That's it, I guess.

>>376753652

Chibi is no prize pig himself, but that girl is exceptionally ugly.

>>376753882
>girl

Fuck. I didn't know Chibi was gay.

>>376753882

Maybe I've been on 4chan for too long, but I don't think that's a female girl. Maybe it's just too fucking ugly. I don't know.

.... I like that jump

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>>376753652
What the fuck is that thing on the right

So confirmed.. Santa's number one helper is a squirrel?

Is CARKEYS allowed to run again?

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Prevent cancer never forget

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yPCeCj2m80

me on the right

It's kinda coincidental how in most games pigs are evil.

can't wait for wonderful moments like this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2F_ogZRDWV4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VNVB3hz_GD8

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>>376753652
>That chin

>>376754136

So we can see Bonesaw in action again in 2018? The run was hilarious

>>376754054

I would prefer if you would be quiet...

but yes.

I hope there are no trannies. They're so boring and cause the chat to be shut down.

>>376753652
>looking forward to a GDQ after 2014.

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>>376754159
>telling your father on his deathbed that you are a MtF tranny

I'm speechless.

How many freak shows are they rolling out this time

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>>376754427
>Reading twitch chat
>Especially chat that gets spammed by 100k+ viewers

>>376753652
How long until the entire venue is nothing but trannies?

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>>376754427
>I hope there are no trannies
>GDQ in current year
>no trannies

>>376754340
The best part is that a few speedrunners got salty over his run because he made a "mockey" of the speedrunning community and what GDQ stood for.
Because you know, the speedrunning community was the patron saints of the gimmick video game variety just before Bonesaw "ruined everything"

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>>376754159
>can you stop?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H50nqenYMDM

Why are people in this thing so autistic, every year man. Every year its super cringe.

>>376754427
>>376754482
>>376754674

AKCHUALLY my fellow gamers *hughhugh* even though these BEAUTIFUL WOMEN (men) only make up 0.1% of the market in the video game industry we really need to show everyone how progressive we are by forcing these people to sit on couches they don't want to so we can raise money for "charity"..*sniggers in chingchong*

So get used to it.

>>376754910
The trannies go there on their own.

>>376754714

I know some runners are fucking cunts, Bonesaw is a cunt too but he did what the audience wanted, entertained. It wasnt probably the best way he did it with bashing air canada and Owen Wilson, but it was great entertainment.

PG stand up comedy shows have way worse stuff in them then what he did.

Thank fuck i dont follow speedrunners autisticly anymore like i used to, most of them really are cunts.

>>376754714

I thought it was just the Jak&Dexter community that got pissed at him, didn't realise it was more.

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>>376754159

Is it true that knitting girl is behind the scenes at GDQ now?

>>376753652
didnt someone get banned for life for making stupid jokes and laughing about it when they were told to stop?

Today I will remind them

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b56N17d4WnM

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HAHAHAHAHA

>>376753652
100% Chair Sniffer run

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>>376754427
>In a happy community
>Trannies suddenly come in and start pushing their politics into everything
>People start telling them to shut the fuck up
>Division begins

I've seen it one too many fucking times.

>>376754960

The few that I've seen on couches looked really uncomfertable, although that might be just the one that had "her" bf announce "her" 1 year transition anniversary stuck in my head.

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>>376754159
I would like to think i would be able to strangle my son if he pulled that shit on my deathbed

God, I feel like I just watched E3 like 3 months ago and it's less than 5 weeks away and then this

Also that dude is likely better off looking like a woman for how short he is and non masculine his face is, but it doesn't change how unattractive he looks. Maybe a nose job would help idk

>>376755198
>Division begins
a division that needs to happen

>>376755070

Is he /our guy/?

>>376753882
Years without attention from women will drive you to settle for 4/10s or even lower. I know that all too well.

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>No Narcissa ;-;

>>376754994
It was honestly the best way to handle it.
Could and should he have practiced the run more? Of course he could and should have. Could he have not stayed up 40+ hours before he did his run? Of course he could have, but at least unlike the other Trainwreck%'s that were present throughout all GDQs, at least he made people laugh, instead of awkwardly fidgeting around while going 5-10 minutes over estimate. I just think some of the runners need to get the stick out their ass and not act like Bonesaw's run was the first ever inadequate run present at a GDQ.

>>376753882
>>376753935
she's really not that bad looking. chibi did well for himself.
she's like a light to decent 6.

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>>376755351
I'm fine with the division if it meant they'd eventually fucking leave

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>>376755613
Stop shitposting

>>376753652
I'm looking forward to the inevitable mass shooting at one of these.

>>376755524

Didnt he come under estimate in the end? I mean yea, he should have handled the preparations for the run a bit better but im glad he didnt. The commentary is insane and if i recall right, there isnt even too many fuckups on the run.

I also agree that people should be a bit more relaxed in the events, but i have a feeling its bit hard to everyone. I mean, they are walking on eggshells, one fuck up and if especially you are new runner on scene or not too popular, your ass is banned for years or for life. Doesnt really leave much room for fuckups

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>>376755649
when those faggots start looking like shit from hormones/getting older it will be a great day.

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>tfw normie now
>tfw can't binge GDQ anymore

>>376755942
it's shit now anyways

>>376754994
Oh no, how will air canada and Owen Wilson ever recover? Come on man, it was funny and was for a few good laughs, nothing malicious. GDQ is just trying to be professional on the wrong things.

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These games:
Castlevania: Legacy of Darkness
Half-Life
Marble Madness
MarioKart64
SM64
ES IV : Oblivion (No OoB) [meme category]
Wheel of Time

>>376753652

>thats as much beard as he can grow

>>376755502
s/he/xir/xim/zop/zapadoo hasn't been there for a while right? It would be interesting to see extreme mental illness live on stream though

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>>376756212
DELET

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>>376753652
>watching GDQ for the runs and not for the meem's

>>376756315
>zop/zapadoo
>I identify as cosby

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>>376756212
>Mfw mine is barely better
>I'm 25 and it likely won't ever get much thicker than this

>>376753652
That looks like a man but I would do her so bad.

when did gdq become a triggered feminist and tranny fest?

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>2017
>still watching this soulless, no-fun, embezzlement scheme

I seriously hope none of you fags do this.

>>376754159
kek, look at the guy on the far left of the couch as soon as the announcer mentions that the tranny told his dad he was one on his death bed

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>>376755502
Cosmo died for this.

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>>376754136
Damn, bodied.

Good joke.

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what did they mean by this?

>>376757216
What did he mean by this?

>>376756315

I doubt they would let him do it.
theres a 99% chance of an emotional breakdown during speedruns and then they couldn't decide whats more offensive, pulling him out, or not.

>>376757216
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

Why is GDQ so filled with drama?

>>376757216
>implying you wouldnt have

>tranny running BOTW
fuck off
FUCK OFF

>>376754136
This is a true golden meme that should have been the main take-away from AGDQ, but instead that inferior stupid forced chair-sniffer one gets posted all the time

>>376753652
>pc gamer

>>376755890

but all GDQ trannies were absolutely disgusting people already, pretty sure they do this because they think theres nowhere to go but up

>mid may
>still cold and cloudy outside

What is going on this year

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>>376757378

I never see any twinks on gdqs

>>376757378
>cuckolding
What?

>>376757517
Would fuck yo.

>>376757517
Will my mother die in her sleep tonight?

>>376754817
>nerds who play games all day to shave off a millisecond off their time
>not autistic

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>>376757586

>>376757618
So this is what autismo looks like.

>>376757517
GOODBYE HORSES

>>376757517
What a fucking train wreck.

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>>376757517

>>376753652
Do you think he wears the pants guys?

https://youtu.be/H50nqenYMDM?t=2m37s

Nothing any of you post will ever be as funny as UltraJMan's Taking Damage to Save Time vid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7S8Y5vRreGU

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>>376755502

>>376756524
might as well as grow your hair long and start taking hormones to appease your Marxist overlords.

>>376757486
Were being blessed with weather that isn't complete shit.

I'd rather it this than the nightmare of a Carolina summer.

>>376757709
What happens there?

>>376757959
The fuck are you talking about?

>>376755039
yes, knitler gets to make rules for GDQ

>>376758068
>>376757959
Oh right sorry I'm tired, I do get it after rereading it.

>>376758102

that would explain a lot actually, all this is a not-so-elaborate revenge on the evil gamers ignoring her knitting and problems

>>376757235
they didnt want richard stallman there
>>376757378
>know your meme
kek
>>376757407
>pretty sure they do this because they think theres nowhere to go but up
holy fuck are they wrong
>>376757517
t. buffalo bill

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>>376757378
Fixed.

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>>376757216

>>376757618
Fuck that was hard to watch. That crab walk he does is great though.

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>8 hour FFVII run

Fuck that shit so much. Has there ever been a run this long before?

>>376757216
This cuts off before you see him pick something up. It's not chair-sniffing, fucks sake.

>>376757709
Context?

>>376758479
So what did it smell like?

>>376758517

Cosmo and some other dude fuck the guysthe furious handshaking dude gf who is drunk as fuck.

Best part, the guy who got cheated was banned for life

>>376758479
t. chair sniffer

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>>376758730
What the fuck? He didn't even try to stop them. I thought cucks only inhabit the basements.

>>376757709
someone explain please

>>376757709

This reminds me of high school, when I watched classmates awkwardly try to hook up with girls in class half-drunk or drunk on trips.

>>376758915

He basically tells the bitch to fuck off and die at that point. If i remember right, he was banned for life because he threatened to kill them all. They were all drunk, now there is the no drinking policy because of that incident

>>376757486
R u in middle yurop?

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>tfw no qt gf to speedrun games with

>>376759148

If he would be he wouldn't be surprised about it, its been like this for years. I miss when we still had autumn, instead of pre-summer fall and post-summer fall.

Shuttlebus speedrun when?

>>376759220
those hips are not real

>>376759439
WAH

>>376759057
>>376758517
https://vimeo.com/95646490

>>376755890
>Implying they won't just off themselves first

>>376753814
The schedule doesnt say anything about botw or narcissa

>>376759489
the hips don't lie, anon

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>>376753652

>Tfw didn't like that jump

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>>376759220
Ah yes, the glorious result of /fit/'s trap diet.

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Post your absolute favorite run.

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SGDQ2013 was the last one worth watching

gee i sure can't wait for this years tranny drama

looking forward to botw bonus run and more spicy /r/samandtolki drama

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Is there any place on the internet where I can go to actually talk about SGDQ while it's happening?

>>376759879
same

>>376759958
no

>>376759942
I always lurk these threads just for the drama

>>376759835
anything from pannenkoek

>>376759958
Literally anywhere that's not 4chan.

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>speed runner plays game
>picks the easiest difficulty

lol. how do you expect people to care about this autism when you take the easy way out?

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>>376754159
>that poor dad is probably going to haunt his ass
Fucking scumbag son.

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>>376760093
>even Pannenkoek finds AGDQ too autistic for him and got banned

how is that even possible.

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https://eroshare.com/qok9dy8p

>>376760219
source?

>>376753652
>What runs are you looking forward to?
Trannies getting ran over by a bus.

>>376753882
that is a man

>>376760134
Reddit is equally obsessed with tranny drama and "cringe," while twitch chat is completely out of the question for obvious reasons.

>>376760306
huh?

>>376760250
Wow that was pretty pathetic

>>376756212
>tfw tired of shaving my thick ass beard every other day
Grass is always greener bros.

>>376760260
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5XhmvYAm5lU

This was his entry video for the speedruns one year. Basically they give you a set of tasks and see if you make a decent time on them to see if you're even worth the effort of entering. Naturally Pannen does what he does best and breaks the game in half on his knee, and the Speedrun autists were so insulted they straight up banned him from entry.

>>376757216
what is a woman like that even doing there?

>>376754472
>>376756842
>>376756842

plot twist: that's cosmos donation

>Chibi got sucked off and laid while you remain a hugless, kissless, virgin.

Why live.

>>376757517
Why does that thing look like Kurt Cobain got kicked hard in the head?

>>376759147
>>376758730
What's the point of making up stories? The guy who as doing the hand shaking is Stiv, and he's still allowed in GDQs, he even has a run this upcoming event.

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>>376760530
>enters cool cool mountain for a second
>exits and collects coins from different levels
>kills himself and deletes his save
>then goes back and collects the star
this guy

>>376757971
Welcome to nc where you can get all four seasons in one day or week. If you don't like the weather wait til tomorrow cause there's a good chance it'll be different

>>376760694
If you were willing to fuck dudes like him, you could easily accomplish that.

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>>376759586
oh yea. forgot about that.

>>376760649
attention

>>376761079
>Implying it was because of Trump and not just a coincidence

Trannies have the life expectancy of flies.

>>376758476
Think the FFIV run was 9hours+

>>376760989
Its not the heat its the humidity

>>376759635
it's barely even hips, it's just a sunken waistline.

>>376761218
100% correct my friend

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Why not learn a speedrun and crash this shit /v?

Can't believe Blueglass got raped and murdered because of this shit.

>>376761617
Because I'm not autistic.

>>376761184
it pushed them over the edge which was fucking hilarious. the same thing with nu-males.

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>>376761783
>Because I'm not autistic.

>>376761617
because I'm lazy
I suppose I could learn Comix Zone but I'd rather just have fun with that game.

>>376761617
Theres not one game that I enjoy that I'm willing to put thousands of hours into it to play the same 5 minutes 90% of the time.

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>>376759220
Why can no one find the source of this image?
I need to know if this is a fucking guy or not before I beat my meat into next Friday.

Are folks still banned from wearing MAGA hats?

>>376761783
>Says anon while posting in a cambodian noodle factory forum

>>376762048
are you saying you wouldn't hit that if it was a guy?

>>376760530
you realize this was for something completely unrelated to gdq

>>376762049
this year they are saying red clothes in general are being banned due to possibly triggering people. It fucking sucks because I was going to go with a few friends and bring an american flag but now I'm reading that that might not even be allowed

>>376761783
No, you're not autistic. You're just willing to watch a week-long event 24/7 in hopes of getting to see a fat kid sniff a chair.

>>376762351
>can't even wear a "bill clinton is a rapist" shirt

Fuck this community.

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>>376762109
Only if that dick is nonexistent.

>>376762048
it's a dude
why do you think the faggot is covering his face?

>>376761184
the point of contention should be that there's zero sources provided, it's just people immediately trying to toss shame and guilt around with "you're LITERALLY making people KILL THEMSELVES"

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>>376762351
>red clothes in general are being banned due to possibly triggering people.

>>376762521
I refuse to believe this until someone uncovers the truth. Until then, my meat goes unbeat.

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>>376753935
>a female girl
How the times have changed

>>376754427
>Man in a dress pops up during Typing of The Dead

>>376759958
neogaf

>>376762581
I was told it was because red=republican. I have no idea, just letting you guys know what is trickling down in terms of dress code/behavior rules

>>376753882
she's not that bad. she's an easy 5.

>>376759602
>Narcissa

>>376762704
Well, glad I won't be giving them any viewership cash.

>>376762704
Do you have any proof of these "dress codes" whatsoever? Not like it matters if one person is skeptical of you since /v/as a whole will believe whatever you say as long as it's what they want to hear, but the least you could do is post proof.

>>376753814
Pretty solid speed man I think his runs with him and his friends are fun to watch.

>>376762875
I have a good friend (i'd rather not say who) who is running a game this year and he has been bitching about it on facebook for at least a week. I'll ask him if he can take some screengrabs of the email he got

>>376753652
can't wait to laugh at miles tranny dick

>>376755502
i just watched his oot run with his amazing commentary earlier
wtf happened

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>>376762704
Hmm, we are the fascists but marxist faggots now ban certain colors?
fires up my neurons really good

>>376758476
Majoras mask 100% was 5 hour but ran by 4 dudes, it was pretty fun and entertaining.

>>376762391
>implying I watch this shit
I just catch the highlight videos on youtube.

>>376763317
It's okay we can ban things because they hurt our feelings you just ban things because you are evil :)

>>376763820
But that still means you watch it.

>>376763927
Sure, if you are willing to stretch your definition of autism to cover the whole planet.

>>376757618
>That fucking salute to the camera
Every time

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>>376763820
Watching highlight videos of cringe moments at GDQ is equivalent to peeling the batter off of onion rings so you don't have to eat the actual onion inside.
And nobody likes a picky eater.

>>376763981
Not him, but if you're arguing with some anon while you're also an anon about how you aren't autistic, you probably are, sperg.

>>376764107
What the fuck is it with /v/ and godawful food analogies.

>>376764150
Alright anon, whatever floats your boat.

>>376757618
so what exactly is happening here. Is this guy trying to appear normal and look like he knows where he's going but just can't do it?

>>376764174
>implying they're bad
Fuck off, shitposter.

>>376764174
That's like drinking orange juice and not liking the pulp.

Whens it starting?

>>376764174
so like eating a hot dog that's just a bun?

>>376764395
July.

The shitlords in this thread are so fucking edgy

>>376764174
Food analogies on /v/ are like the ugly brown tip of a banana. Nobody likes them, but they're the simplest and most ubiquitous connection from the skin, the reader, to the meat, the basic principle of the argument.

>>376757517
Don't open...
Dead inside

>>376762048
I seen this sourced in another thread and I can't remember the specifics but this is just some camgirl, not a tranny

>>376761079
>liberals fear monger a Trump presidency so hard that people actually kill themselves because of it
>actually blame it on Trump and not their emotionally manipulative tactics
Fuck the media; scumbags.

hey guys JaRoMaStEr65 here, i run the game jack off a retard for ps9 aka i speed run it. i love jack of a retard cuz theres a frame perfect trick on stage 39 that saves 29 frames which is impossible to get for humans and thats why i play the game obsessively and also because im autistic and mentally fucked. soon i will be transitioning into a woman because im a fucktard so yeah check out my speed runs for jack off a retard on ps9 on gayfaggotvids.net/transvestites which is a great site for all speed running fucking retards to show off their vids like jack o ff a retard for ps9. thanks fuck face faggot bitch cunt n word retard bitch

Hey guys I'll be speed running poop on a gay guy for commodore 64 at this gdq! I play for 20 hours a day, sleep for 4 hours, then smoke crack and take my estrogen and continue playing for 20 more hours every single day. My run should last about 12 and a half hours long (15 hrs is the world record but i think i can beat it lol) and my transgender wife, our bull, and my wife's pants-shitting, severely, dangerously autistic son that she adopted out of a dumpster will be on the couch during the run. My wife will also be speedrunning Cuck World (an indie game with almost over 10 downloads!) while riding the bull's cock while I stand behind and rub my wife's head and massage her shoulders while crying tears of joy dressed inside of my fursuit, which was an idea suggested by the gdq staff in order to show progression and the world our cuck culture, but last but not least, to kick cancer's butt! The run will be around 45 hours long and immediately after each run, someone will come up and sniff the chair.

You have to wonder why a woman would choose to be with a full blown autist.

Chibi doesn't even make much money, right?

>>376765132
Hi yes will you be at GDQ? please respond.

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>>376765228
>woman

>>376765228
It has to be for the attention, speedrunners don't earn money but their fanbase is as autistic as them

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>>376765228
it's not a woman retard

>>376760694
>getting sucked by men makes you not a virgin
your generation is fucked

>>376765284

no i'm banned because i've a convicted sex offender but i'm hoping that once i transition into a women they'll throw it out since that felony is attached to my dead name

>>376766187
Better have been pissing in public.

>>376757216
THIS SUMMER

>>376766187
Chibi I knew it was you.

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>>376764818
Fuck me

>>376753652
So this is the face of GDQ now.

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>>376757517
This has been the first time that something on 4chan has upset me.

>>376760250
LMFAO. WHAT THE FUCK?

JET SET RADIO FUTURE

PC port never...

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>>376757517
Would you fuck me?
I'd fuck me[/spolier]
I'd fuck me so hard

>>376755445

I'm 24 in a few months, how much longer until I start lusting after uggos?

>>376753882
>girl
ohohohohoho

>>376753652
I wanted to see a run as good as the vice city one was during agdq but the runner is not on the list.

>they're doing a full 8 hour FF7 run
holy fuck

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>when he moves in closer

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>>376767806
Considering that the alternatives are either using slots on every battle in the game or outright cheating by using another save file to skip 2/3 of the game, actually getting to see a real fucking run of the game for once is a breath of fresh air.

>>376768071
I kinda feel sorry for this dude. He's been immortalised on the internet as that guy who sniffed a girls chair at a GDQ event.

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>>376764818
Nice food analogy, faggot.
yes, I know

>>376761617

The only franchise I stick enough time into to learn speed running is Pokemon and that's just because I'm a breed fag.

>>376762351

>Red clothes banned

God damn Bluetards.

>>376768184
>He's been immortalised on the internet as that guy who sniffed a girls chair at a GDQ event.
is that a bad thing? at least he is not a faggot.

>>376768184
>having empathy for a chair sniffer

he basically raped that poor woman. his nose practically touched her vagina and ass.

>>376755502

Narcissa is tha man.

>>376753652
are those both male

>>376768831
yes of course

Do we have any details on Chair Sniffer? Has he said anything?

>>376753652
Looking forward to Kingdom Hearts making a return, BB is entertaining

Somewhat looking forward to Banjo coming back, but afraid people will just want to dig up old drama with Stiv

and not sure how the fuck Jak II got in again, the last one was boring as fuck

>>376753652
Is that a girl or a tranny on the right?

I'd hit it either way.

>>376769000
He wasn't sniffing the chair but picking up a coke bottle under his chair. The girl also tweeted about what happened during the event.

I'm just here for the Youtube links. Post your favorite videos or just post some speedruns.

>>376755846

Yeah he came under estimate by a couple minutes.

Not only were there not that many fuckups (the few tricks he repeatedly failed he still saved like 1 second or more on) and he also made a couple frame perfect skips like running off the ledge to avoid a cutscene near the end.

>>376769132
You must be him because he is clearly holding the bottle.

>>376758517
>>376760887
This.
Stiv actually fucked someone else's girlfriend though, and ruined their relationship. Dude's a fucking lady killer.

>>376769289
Guess I remembered wrong then. It might have been a bag or something.

>>376761079


Wahhh, attractive people can't have the same interest as me. Wahhh.

Kek. that's why you're single.

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>>376757709
>fuck a man's girlfriend and become a meme
>still allowed to run games at GDQ

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>>376755502

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>>376754159
>can you stop

This whole thing was just sad to watch.

>>376764107
>the entire Ape Escape 2 drama from AGDQ
>that princess whatever game with the literal autist playing it EXPLOSIONS
>Smash bros with no music, awkward as fuck
>Miles
>Dark Souls 3

Not quite as bad as 2015 but still

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>>376760530
>that last one
Fucking A+

>>376768184
The girl said on twitter that she finds it funny and knows what actually happened. So he shouldn't care either

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>>376754159
Think about this for a second.
Imagine you are a parent and are on your deathbed and your son says he's a fucking tranny. All those years spent trying to cultivate him into a better person than you. So much investment, and that is the end result.
That is absolutely chilling. Why would you tell your father this?

>>376769123
female (male)

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>>376769458
autist v autist

>>376754159
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VNVB3hz_GD8
This is legitimate real life kino. Like how does this happen? It's just top notch writing on God's part.

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>>376769442
nice assumption

>>376757517
>>376756984
>>376755502
There's no way there are nudes for this. That's just impossible.

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>>376754817
Jesus fuck. First I was annoyed at the unnecessary level of bitchiness of mustache man. Then I felt awkward with the "stop talking" thing. Then I was left speechless with the quality of those jumping jacks.

It was a complete journey.

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>>376769982
What am I looking at?

I hope Cosmo will be back for next AGDQ running the new Zelda !

>>376769458
I hope SGDQ has a Smash 4 tournament that Mew2King can drop out of.

>>376770081
I would love to see them. Narci is a cutie.

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>>376768184
IF HE DIDN'T SNIFF HER CHAIR WHY WOULD HE GET UP AS SOON AS SHE DID, AND WHY DID HE NEED TO FUCKING DO A SPINAROO JUST TO GET THOSE BOTTLES? IN FACT, HE DIDN'T EVEN NEED TO GET UP, HE COULD HAVE JUST REACHED FOR THE BOTTLE WHILE SEATED.

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>>376757618
>no one tells this guy to fuck off

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>Tfw your dick is smaller than Chibi's

Feels bad man

>>376768184
I know him IRL. It's fucking hilarious.

>>376771091
Proof

>>376770918
>reach for bottle under girl's chair
>have to angle your body slightly towards girl to reach bottle
>go viral as the guy who tried to sneak a peak at a girl's cleavage on camera

>>376771183
Guess he shouldn't be so physically fucked then.

>>376756357
>that webm

Fucking funniest part of that movie, and the best part is you can see the doctor's shoulders slightly shake because he can't help but laugh.

>>376771074
chibi is known to be THE most hung guy in speedrunning, possibly one of the biggest in the world. his cock has been described as "like an evian bottle", with gargantual thickness that would rival shane diesel and shorty mac. im estimating his size to be at least 8.5" bone pressed, with OVER 7" of girth. he would have absolutely destroyed portman's pussy.

cavemanDCJ would have spent hours and hours on foreplay, getting himself wet enough just so he can take it. i can just imagine him begging for it, with chibi barely able to force it past the knob, and caveman moaning and squirming, demanding him to force it in deeper. he would have orgasm'd within seconds of taking the entire length, being filled and stretched right up to his prostate. the orgasm would have been powerful, with her rectal muscles clamping down on chibi's throbbing monstrosity, his whole body quivering in euphoria..

i bet he still masturbates to the memory of it

>>376760530
>that last one

NANI!?

>>376771250
>literally admitting that there's nothing he could've done because you'd try to make a meme out of him no matter what

>>376771503
>putting words in my mouth

>>376754159
>That first one
I'd imagine the heart monitor immediately went BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>376771606
>I'd imagine the heart monitor immediately went BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Fuck off, newfag.

>>376771091

more details needed... what does he think about all this? will he be at sgdq?

>>376763025
My dad works for nintendo!

>>376771776
He claims 100% that he was just getting a drink. He thinks it will blow over as long as he doesn't do anything else stupid. Probably won't be going again, he and I both work manual labour and he spent a lot of money going, didn't exactly have a great time.

>>376771946
>being friends with an autistic speedrunner is the same as claiming to have a relative who works for nintendo
wew

>>376771965
Covering his own ass? why go nose first?

wtf, AGDQ is in Herndon? That's literally where i live.

>>376771358
what a waste tbqh. the elephant man could have been hung too but it doesn't mean it got him laid.

>>376772154
Well I obviously think he's a lying fuck.

>>376771183
YOU DON'T NEED TO FUCKING DO A 360 SPIN TO GET A FUCKING BOTTLE LESS THAN 30CM AWAY FROM YOU YOU FUCKING RETARD, HE GOT ON ONE KNEE JUST TO GET THE BOTTLE. FUCK OFF

>>376771572
`How about you put your cock in my mouth.

>>376757735
UNDERRATED FUCKING POST

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>>376760250
Sad

>>376771965

lol that's sad, but that's what he gets for sniffing the chair

>>376761617
Good speedgames are very difficult to be competitive at. I could just hump walls effortlessly and reach the end in 10 minutes in any western shovelware, but that wouldn't be any fun.

>>376773249
Why not try something simple like avp classic 2000 or sword of the berserk on dreamcast fast and fun.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHA1qxsLH-0

>>376773958
This reminds of me when the EH REH guy started releasing videos claiming he was going to become a god.

>>376774276
Got any links?

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>>376768071
I'd call him /ourguy/, but he's too good for /v/. literally the only heterosexual in the "speedrunning community", a goddamned legend and a real human bean.

They can mock him, slander his name, ban him from their "event", press criminal charges or even murder him, but that don't matter. He has won. He won and nobody cant take that away from him.

Didn't they just do a GDQ. Do they really have to have so many events a year?

>>376774363
The guy nuked his old channel and made a new one, there were a TON of videos that were just text on a black background. Looks like he still put some on the new channel, but his challenge to become god is lost to time.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC16D5cZYK-WBN8lkI3Ny1cw/videos

>>376773404
You know, maybe I should. It's not like I even have the equipment to compete or the upload to stream anyway. Too bad none of my childhood favorites make for good speedgames though.

>>376753652
Someone ask Chibi if it was worth the $800 to get into Yooka Laylee

>>376774573
Shit I named those two so i can be the guy to spit in chibi's face live on stream and lambaste the whole stream. Id rather not get arrested

>>376774750
What?

GDQ has been getting crap for a while now but bannning Bonesaw was the last straw, this shit will be unwatchable.

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>>376760250
so this is the power of estrogen

>>376757618
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ag1o3koTLWM

>>376774849
Learn a run, get into GDQ, and ruin the stream.

>>376753652
Cheese's run. He might have finally set 1:39, but I like to see him stream.

>>376760649
i remember there was a clearer picture of her, she looked a lot hotter in that video than in reality

>>376753652
Any more of this sexy girl?

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>>376775679
a few nudes for the one on the left.

>>376753814
oh god is bonesaw tranny now too? LOL

>>376774953
estrogen and soylent: a deadly combination watch out nazis!

>>376775972
no Bonesaw is still /ourguy/ living in japan with a qt jap gf dressing like Ignis Scientia everyday https://www.instagram.com/bonesaw577/?hl=en

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>>376777112
>tfw you'll never have a full head of hair like that

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>>376764818