How would you make Ape Escape revelant?

>>376750949
Make it a team based shooter with very little skill required, have the most one dimensional characters, add micro transactions and follow it up by advertising it on every t shirt, website, convention, PC store, pop figure, message boards via shills, Asian countries, etc.

>>376751153
So OverWatch?

>>376750949
Turn it into Loli Escape, and you play as a Ape Escape's monkey.
Give lolis all the cool things to make the chase interesting, like AI based on personality, cute descriptions when you use the camera/radar on them, funny weapons, a detailed way to know that she noticed you (like minor voice acting and facial expressions), and so on.

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Go all the way with the freaky monkey 5 and make parody versions of the ginyu force as monkeys

>>376751626
Why wasn't this done before?

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What about travelling through other PS games just to capture the monkeys invading those worlds?

>>376751454
Will there be shotas or milf's too?

Imagine a monkey on skylanders

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>>376751263

Make it a musou

By fucking advertising it for one, the only game in the series that got an actual attention was the first game because it was the first game to actually require the Dualshock

>>376750949
>revelant
>revelant
>revelant

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By bringing back cute loli spats.

>>376751893
>Spike travels to The Last Of Us
>mistakes that black woman from the beginning for a monkey

>>376750949
Give it to Platinum Games.

>>376750949
>>376756756
Give it to Nintendo

FTFY

>>376750949
Remove the anime characters and anime bullshit

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>>376758589
you fucking gay?

>>376750949
it will never be relevant again only nostalgia fags will eat up another game