>That kid who said he owned a Nintendo 65

a had a classmate that insisted he had played fukkin "Playstation 64"
then basically described the black dev console

>>376701346
The kid who had a Net Yaroze and made playstation games but couldn't show anyone because it was his dad's and his dad worked for Sony.

>There's actually 121 stars
>Really? Where's the other one?
>Lol can't say but I have it and you don't

>>376703043
It's the big one that Bowser drops.

>>376699723
>that kid who said he could travel to paralel universes.

>>376699723
>that kid who said there was such a thing as a half A press

>>376703043
>okay I'll tell but only if you let me have a chip
>fine here you go
>okay, come here, shhh come close
>*yells in your ear*

>you can fly to the moon and get deoxys if you talk to the space station scientist 100 times every day

>>376705204
I fucking fell for this one

Mew under the truck didn't get me, but that one did

>>376699723
>hold B and it'll turn into a masterball!

>>376705042
very accurate

>>376705341
>Press down and B when the pokeball opens and it'll increase your chances of catching it!

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>>376705042
>*yells in your ear*

>>376704968
shut up """""""henry""""""""

>you need to talk to 32 different people underground to catch spiritomb.

I honestly didn't believe it for a longest time.

>>376706670
>Dude, you gotta flip your 3DS upside down to evolve this guy
If I was a kid when X and Y came out and someone in the school yard told me that I'd put it in the same tier as Luigi being in Mario 64

>you have to spin around 9 times and then do a backflip to skip a level
sure thing Mark

Why did those kids like making up all that bullshit in the first place?

>>376706901
>2013 was four years ago

>>376707494
because fuck you

>>376707570
rude

>>376707494
an early form of memeing

>>376705617
It's A and B at the same time you chucklefuck.

>>376709718
>Not rotating the D Pad while holding A
Lol, enjoy not catching your Pokemon as efficiently

>>376709807
This, you have to do a perfectly circular motion as the pokeball spins in midair and then press A as it hits the ground, then mash A as the pokeball flashes.

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>made up a new ninja in MK named Tremor that was brown with earth powers and said to my friends I mailed the character concept to Midway
>mfw MK Special Forces release

>>376711759
is your name Romert Boon

>>376699723

>Europeans who couldn't afford N64s

lol peasants

>>376701346

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Super_NES_CD-ROM

the Nintendo Playstation did exist