What is the next step of Randy's badass plan?

>>376694949
>grand total of 2,978 review

Woowie lads

>>376695067
>20 times more reviews than active players
Makes you think.

>>376694949
Those recommendations are based on user applied tags, they have nothing to do with the devs. Also:
>buying world at war
Lmaoing @ your life

>>376695737
i didn't buy it i pirated it

>>376694949

Randy's next plan is to spaz out on twitter

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>>376696373
He can be based sometimes.

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I kinda feel bad for him, people don't give a fuck about Gearbox anymore so bigger companies aren't afraid to steal ideas from them.

>>376696249
If you pirated it why is it linked to your steam account?

>>376696615
must be a bug

>>376696586
Brothers in arms is the only thing of value they have ever created.

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>>376696629
ARE YOU LYING TO ME ANON!?!?!

>>376696662
>what is Borderlands 1 and 2
>what is Bulletstorm

>>376696667
ok so pirating is getting games for free right? well my friend sent me the game as a gift so I got the game free. therefore i pirated it

>>376696708
Borderlands is terrible and Bulletstorm was average.

>>376696708
Are you an idiot?

>>376696762
Wow you totally refuted me. Damn.

>>376696761
You sure convinced me with those hot opinions.

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>>376696750

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>>376696249
>>376696629

Quit lying out your ass

>>376696750
That's not how that works you shit

>>376696809
Not either of them but borderlands truly is a bad game like and mmo grind with a terrible story. Honestly.

>>376696892
Was a great time with friends though.

>>376696809
People can fly created Bulletstorm not Gearbox you fucking mong
And Borderlands is nothing more than shooting bullet sponge enemies, it's fucking shit.

>>376696586
It's still a boring cover

>>376696946
Tried it with my gf didn't help bad bad bad game.

>>376696750
>ok so eating a pizza is stopping your hunger right? well my friend bought me a hotdog that stopped my hunger. Therefore I ate a pizza.

You're retarded

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>>376697010
>food analogies

>>376696963
Hey man, the fun came from the looting. The first one was the only good one though. Nosedived after that.

>>376694949
>game flopped into oblivion
>no guys we won´t shrink the price

>>376696963
Thank you, epic people can fly deserve better then gearbox.

>>376697167
Do you think a restaurant will serve a first class meal for cheaper even if it didn't sell that many of that specific meal that one night?

Don't be entitled.

>>376697129
The first one was god awful. The second improved on it a bit, but not by much.

That said, even the loot was awful in both games. If you want loot based grindy games, there are far better options out there.

>>376697281
Name a single better looter game.

>>376697305
Path of Exile

>>376697278
food analogy detected

>>376697305
Pretty much every diablo clone in existence.

>>376697346
It's more of a restaurant or service analogy than a food analogy you mong.

>>376697398
If I poop on your plate will you eat it?

>>376697398
still food fatty

>>376697278
That only works if the food(Game) itself was worth the price.

>>376697305
Fallout, Elder scrolls, Destiny even.

>>376697502
Hello Todd.

>>376697502
>Not going to Diablo 1/2

Anon...

>>376697278
yes they do. Do you think a restaurant will acutally keep their prices or don´t change the menu, when there are only 2 people visiting their restaurant every month?

>>376697278
>entitled
Since when does "entitled" have a negative meaning?

>>376697580
Some other anon already said Diablo clones. Can't all just say the best example.

>>376697636
Well that depends on if the restaurant owners are willing to change and not dumbasses.
If they think they are high-class and not willing to change that they might not lower their prices one bit.

>>376696662
What about Opposing Force?

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It's hard to believe that Valve may have been called Gearbox if Gabe didn't lose the name in a game of poker with Randy.

>>376696586
>id tags with pictures of soldiers
BADASS

>>376697843
Never played, but yeah from what I hear. Kinda forgot they even made that honestly.

>>376696484
bigot

>>376694949
hardly. steam algorithm is just all over the place and clings to every tiny thread to recommend games to you. now they just made it visible.

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>>376696708
>>>376696662
>>what is Borderlands 1 and 2

These fucking redditors on /v/, Jesus Christ...!

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>>376697915
I wonder why it's so hard to believe

>>376697915
>want to watch that show
>cant get past the animation and cgi
guess ill never understand

>>376697697
This industry has been misusing the word for years now, anon. I've tried pointing it out in the past, here and other places. It's too far gone to stop now.

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>>376697915
What the hell did he think when he told them that?

>>376695737
WaW is good though.

>>376698193
The quality will drastically improve in the future due to how much of an overwhelming success it has been.

>>376698207
>"don't be entitled" literally means "stop having rights"
>tfw the industry and drones literally push you to drop your consumer rights

>yfw makes people buy battleborn 2 for bord3rlands beta

>Mixed

Like Randy's next kid.

>>376696484
He probably thought it was a bible

>>376698406
you mean his wife's next son?

>>376698473
Exactly.

>>376698356
Exactly. Thankfully, devs and PR bastards haven't been using it for quite some time. I remember it was thrown around a lot during the time of DmC.

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>>376698208
>Randy
>thinking

He sang a song about Gamergate and bigotry at fucking PAX almost a full 2 years after the controversy has died down.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_IPZTRCu664

He is having one hell of a mid-life crisis.

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>>376697808
And then they go bankrupt as they cling to the idea that they are entitled to higher prices.
Capitalism is great.

>>376698575
Gearbox going under will be like THQ all over again. Here comes another gaming dark age.

>>376698528
>top comment is from an obese internets celery with a western anime avatar
wew

>>376698161
I hope they make another game that flops even worse than battleborn. I loved watching battleborn fail.

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hope you're doin' ok, randy!

>>376694949

Why isn't it free to play yet? I preorderd on ps4, would like to play the pc version but I am not spending another cent on it.

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>>376698975
>Borderlands 3 comes out
>nobody buys it since Gearbox can't afford to market it after the failure that was Battleborn
>final nail in their coffin

>>376698528
Randy desperately needs a "no" man in his life. He's off the rails and taking gearbox down with it.

>>376698873
Randy is that you? Because only someone as deluded as you could possibly think gearbox has that kind of impact on gaming.

>>376699098
He's the CEO. You don't say "no" to the CEO if you value your job.

>>376699163
There will never be another Duke Nukem, think about that. Then think about the multiple other IPs that they have that will probably never get another game again either.

Honestly Gearbox has had a major effect on this industry.

>>376699098
You won't believe how many CEOs are resistant to any form of advice.

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>>376696750
WAT

>>376699247
Do you honestly think that they won't be selling their IPs before they completely fall? This is a great thing to have happen. Finally, Duke and Homeworld will be free.

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>>376695737
>Battleborn fan
>Calling others pathetic for buying a good game

I don't blame you for shitposting instead of playing Battleborn though, it's pretty hard finding a game with only 35 players world wide.

>>376699247
???

Nobody WANTS another Duke after what Gearbox did to that franchise so I don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
What other IP's are you talking about?

Borderlands? Shit
Brothers in arms? Dead
Bulletstorm? After how badly their "remaster" did they aren't spending another cent on a sequel.

>>376699350
I always wonder what the context of this gif might be.

I got Battleborn new for $5 recently, it's a pretty good game outside of the terrible, disgusting, awful writing and shitty UI. I find the gameplay more fun than Overwatch, but it's honestly hard to enjoy it with all the characters being as fucking obnoxious as they are. I also got in on console, so it's not like I really want to struggle with controls enough to play online regularly. It's a bit of a shame that an otherwise decent game is basically ruined just because some idiot writers thought that they were way too funny.

>>376696708
>Borderlands 1 and 2
Fucking garbage games
>Bulletstorm
They had fucking nothing to do with it other than the shitty remaster that barely looks better than the original

>>376696662
Too bad they killed it.

>>376699481
The artists and writers deserve to be fucking castrated. Along with the marketing team for picking a fight with Blizzard.

Gearbox is full of incompetent troglodytes.

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>>376699247
But Dick Kickem is already dead. We already made that decision for you, Rondey.

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>>376698873
The very fact that hacks like Bobandy are still in business contributes to the status quo of us being in the dark age of gaming right now.

Also, go back to Twitter, Randal.

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>randy might be reading this thread right now

>>376700162
Good.

>>376700162
>Randy goes on /v/ to get virtually gangbanged and bukaked on

Atleast he's not watching his wife do it

>>376699171
Have you ever worked anywhere? If your CEO doesn't even want to hear criticism he will go down. At latest, shareholders will force him to leave. Also, you wouldn't WANT to work for him.

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>>376694949

>>376700060
I bet he thought this was actually clever. What a dumb faggot. I hope some nigger fucks his obese land whale wife.

>>376700237
Shareholders aren't going to get the President and Co-founder out of the company.

>>376700365
Do you honestly believe that? Do you honestly believe that such a thing hasn't happened shittons of times in the past? Shareholders are exactly the people who will get rid of any disruptive senior exec or officer in order to save the company.

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>>376699082
Rodney will try to press out every cent he can get before bailing.

>>376700497
Shareholders do not run a company.

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>>376700315
>barely keeping above 100 players

Jesus christ.
I wonder how the devs must feel. I guess if they got payed they can just turn away without remorse.

>>376700642
Has Gearbox ever made an F2P game? I can't think of any. I imagine if they did they would fuck it up immensely.

>>376699353
>if you don't like cod you must love battleborn
Why can't I hate both?

>>376700717
They do have a say on decisions, they just don't run day-to-day operations. Besides which, major shareholders can run the company if they wanted to. I'm surprised you didn't already know about this Randy.

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>>376700802
>Being forced to make content for a game that nobody plays

Jesus fucking Christ. Sounds horrible.

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>>376700642
>we have the technology to keep your progress should you decide to become a customer

so these technological geniuses somehow found a way to let you sign up for an account for free... and then let you use the same account to play a purchased copy???

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>>376700218

>>376700876
Other founders of Gearbox still work for the company. I think it would be easier to just back out instead of trying to uproot the fucker.

>>376700884
They must either be excellent at detaching themselves emotionally from their work or it'd be very soul crushing to slave away on shit that won't be appreciated since there's no more players.

>>376700717
That's exactly what they do. And the more big shareholders you have the more involved they are. They are just not doing opertive management.

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>>376700218
>>376700162
>>376700802
Here I thought /v/ was above kicking somebody when they are down. Yeah, Gearbox has been in a slump in the last few years, doesn't mean that they are beyond redemption.

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>>376696708
>Gearbox created Bulletstorm

>>376701109
Where the fuck do you think we are Randy?

>tfw i like Randy's Gaming Missadventures

>>376696708
>forgetting their magnum opus - Homeworld

>>376701197
>that hideous doll
Have SJWs reached the toy industry?

>>376700884
I imagine by now they're numb to it, but can you imagine how it felt during the post-launch freefall? Like, they spend probably over a year working on this game, it has a disappointing launch, and things only get worse from there; and no matter what you try and do to get things back in line, bring in fresh customers, keep some sort of player base, nothing works? And every day you have to wake up and go in and waste your life on a product no one wants?

>>376701109
I'll leave them alone when they stop fucking up.

>>376701328
even the high profile toy manufacturers produce QUALITY every now and then. let alone the chinese company that made this one

>>376698430
It´s a shop, it actually is a bible

>>376701387
I wonder if the artists hid some dicks in the textures they made or something, knowing that nobody would ever see it. They must have to do something in order to maintain their sanity.

>>376701109
Randy fucked up Aliens
Randy fucked up Dook
Randy fucked up Borderlands
Randy fucked up Battleborn

I'm pretty sure they are beyond redemption

>>376699053
>30 million players

Yeah nah, that's probably unique IPs that have ever opened the game.

>>376701631
it includes accounts made for free in asialand where you can play it for free at internet cafes

In 10 years Battleborn wil be regarded as a classic underappreciated at its time, and Overwatch will be forgotten and only remembered by cringing men when they realize how they spend their adolescence.

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>>376700642
>How dare you speak to me
everytime

>>376701780
except for the fact that in less than one years time Battleborn has been completely forgotten.

>>376701943
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UApyd20yK5s

>>376700717
are you legit dumb or something

>>376696484
>>376701486
>racism is okay towards whites, christians, straits, etc
I'm not even a christfag and this shit annoys me

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>>376701109
>here I thought /v/ was above *

>>376702089
>racism towards christians

>>376702483
>throwing a kuran on the ground is hate speech
>throwing a [whatever book the jews read] is hate speech
>throwing a bible on the ground isn't hate speech

>>376701718
The cafe spends about $200 and then anyone can play if they pay the cafe. they could make a new account everytime time they go in. Also the same for WoW.

Blizzard are the masters of inflating their player numbers. A lot of people really believe 10m people were playing wow. That's what made wow seem so successful, they just lied about how popular it is and that made it more popular.

>>376700917
Consummate marketing bullshitter.
The todd howard school.

Everything is a great new technology. Mouse support is feature. you can climb that mountain.

>>376699353
>10 times as many people are playing on the Warhammer online private server right now.

>>376701109
Faggot.

>>376700717
The shareholders literally own the company.

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>>376702748
Whew, lad. I bet they also lied about their annual closure. I just wonder how they got away with it without being prosecuted.

Now Ridney, stop shitposting here and go try to save what's left of your company.

>>376703285
>save what's left of your company
How would he even go about doing this?

They ruined their reputation. They ruined their franchises.

Frankly anything not completely ruined would be the borderlands IP and creating BL3 would probably take way more money than they have left.

>>376703750
First step would be admitting their fuckups, apologise where necessary and get back to making games without being obnoxious about it.

>>376704017
Okay so that will never ever happen.

For gods sake, the man goes into "discussion" with internet trolls shitting on his precious battleborn. He is beyond reason.

>>376704181
Exactly. Gearbox can't be saved unless that fuckup stops thinking he's badass and steps down. He's a terrible human being and an even worse CEO/businessman/developer.

>>376702089
>racism
Holy fuck, you are retarded.

>>376701109
i would accuse you of being randy, but randy isn't so self aware as to say that gearbox is in a slump.

gearbox IS beyond redemption so long as randy denies that anything is wrong.

>>376696708
Literally the only good thing they made was Half-Life: Blue Shift

>pick fight with OW
>get blow the fuck out by OW
>proceed to make anti-OW threads on /v/
>keep proclaiming that OW and BB are nothing alike and people should stop comparing them

Yeah, they're nothing alike, OW has players, a community, and a development team worth a damn behind it.

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>>376696708
>Borderlands 2
>Bulletstorm

>>376705886
they didnt make blue shift they made opposing force

>>376700162
This is funny and he responded on a level close to yours

Does anyone have that Twitter video from a few days ago where a Gamestop employee or something checks Battleborns sales info and it says 0 sold?

>>376703285
Are you retarded?

Blizzard never claimed that 30 million people bought the game. They only say that "more than 30 million players have """"charged"""" into Overwatch!". This has nothing to do with the legal paper numbers!

This means nothing. They never ever said they have 30 million game copies sold. This could mean that over 30 million IPs have connected themselves in any kind of shape with Overwatch aka they have sold a few hundred thousand copies of the game and are now counting IPs to give people like you the feeling of over 8 gozillian active players.

I'm actually starting to think its Randy posting these threads. He's realised this is the only way he can keep people talking about his games.

>>376709483
Go to bed blandy

>>376701109
It's called "delivering the finishing blow"
It's not our fault that guys not finished yet.

>>376709594
he could try harder with that but thats still not gonna kick up his player count

>>376709274
https://twitter.com/MicrowaveHeart/status/861392530952335360

>>376694949
Crashing this industry...

I started playing BL2 again because I never finished it. I didn't like the first one but I think the second one is an improvement I hope 3 is better. The writing is absolutely terrible and I think 3 will be worst of all. I think he's going to turn it into single-player Overwatch. Still 4 characters but they'll have abilities and the main skill or whatever you call it will act as the ultimate ability. Plus expect a drumpf midget character.