>Devl May Cry >Devil never cries

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>>376693240
The title gives permission for the Devil to cry; it's his prerogative to do so or not.

>>376693240
Trish cries in the first one you dumb faggot

>Shin megami tensei-True goddess reincarnation
>protagonists are always male

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>Banjo-Tooie
>There's no Tooie

>>376693240
>IWASSUPPOSEDTOBETHEONETOFILLURDARKSOLWITHLIIIIIIIIIIGHT

Right there, boyo.

>>376693240
>legend of zelda
>not even legendary or playing as zelda

>>376693739
>>376693815
They aren't the Devil.

>>376693240

doesn't dante cry at the end of dmc3? but he pretends it was the rain or something

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let that nigga cry

>>376693897
Dante is ~a~ devil. And he cries like a little baby bitch.

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>>376693783
>Shin megami tensei
>no tensei to shin with your megami

>>376693240
Just because he may doesn't mean he will.
I may fuck your mom but I also may not

>>376693897
Trish is

>>376693810
Gruntilda could suck a cock and anally chinfuck someone at very same time .

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>Pokemon GO
>they stay with you the entire time

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>>376694374
>pokemon
>you don't poke any mons pubis

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>STRAFE
>It's better to backpedal

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>Super Mario 64
>You have to collect not 64, but 70 stars or more to even beat the game without glitches

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>>376694438
>pocket monsters
>you put the monsters in your pocket

>>376694374
>Pokemon GO
>You go to prison and don't get to collect $200

>>376694030
Nah I'm pretty sure you're thinking of Fullmetal Alchemist. I get them mixed up too sometimes

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>>376693240
>Resident Evil
>evil is quite international

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>Alone in the Dark
>Multiplayer game

>>376694247
Trish is a human

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>>376693240
>Dark Souls
>Dark never Souls

>>376695307
No she isn't dumbass

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>>376693240
>LA Noire
>Game is in full color

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>Sid Meier's Civilization
>game isn't about building a country that worships an ageing video game designer

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>>376693783
>he doesn't know what SMT is actually about

lmao
have fun being a pawn of the great will whether you know it or not

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>Duke Nukem Forever
>The game ends eventually.

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>>376695696
Duke Nukem Forever
>it isn't a multiplayer game with full mod support for infinite replayability

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>>376693240
>Oni
>Character is, in fact, not an Oni

>>376695835
kant isnt pronounced like that

>>376696005
If you're an englishman is can be, you stupid kant

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>Risk of Rain
>it's not a board game

>>376696084
what?

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>>376694030
>>376694786

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>factorio
>no oreo cookies

>>376693240
> Dragon Warrior
> You're not a dragon

Fucking bullshit.

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>Super Smash Bros.
>there are female characters

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>Mario Kart Wii
>there are no racers of Egyptian descent

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>Sly Cooper
>Does not make barrels

>>376696380
Sorry I'm new here

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>>376694102
c'mon now

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>>376694264
That made my day anon

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>>376693240
>Halo
>There aren't any angels

>Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater
>Eating snakes is optional

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>>376694264
Kek

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>>376694264

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>>376694264
Jesus Christ

>>376698065
>Metal Gear Solid: Peace Walker
>the walker is a weapon

>>376698086
>>376698151
>>376698197
Did you really need to post 3 pictures for that?

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>Ape Escape
>You capture monkeys

>>376695307
She's literally a devil clone made by the big bad demon to lure Dante to Melee Island

>>376693240
>Stardew Valley
At no point are there any stars covered in dew, and let's be honest, it's hardly a valley, fucking desert, beach and underground lava and ice filled mine get the fuck outta here

>>376698248
>Metal Gear 5: The Phantom Pain
>Main Character only experiences phantom pain 2-3 times

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>LISA series
>Lisa is only playable in the first game

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>Final Fantasy
>There's over 14 sequels.

>>376698341
>Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots
>there's only one patriot

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>>376698317
>Stardew Valley
>there aren't valleys of star flavoured mountain dew

>>376698426
There's actually a story behind that though

>>376698489
>Stardew Valley
>Stars don't leave residue

>No More Heroes
>Destroyman is a hero
>No More Heroes 2: Desperate Struggle
>Travis doesn't have a desperate struggle

>Counter-Strike
>It's not about fancy martial arts techniques

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>purse owner
>at no point in the game does your character own a purse

>>376698250
Do you have that reaction image with danny mcbride inhaling a bad joint? Otherwise yes

>Call of Duty
>Character is already a soldier

>mod called Vox Populi
>mod forums are overwhelmingly the creator telling every newfag with a dumb idea how their idea is dumb

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>Team Fortress
>Only one map is a fortress

>Left 4 Dead
>dying is optional

>>376693240

What did you not play any of the games? Dante, Nero, and even Trish cry at some point in that series.

>>376698834
>Left 4 Dead
>the 4 are survivors

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>100% Orange Juice
>It's a board game that has nothing to do with orange juice

>>376698291
no she's a clone of a human made by a devil
she's just a super powered human

>World of Tanks
>most of the tanks in game never existed

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>Monster Hunter Online
>It's far from being the first game in the series with online play

>>376699095
It's not called "World of Authentic Tanks".

>STALKER
>you dont get to make photos of nice women

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>Long Live The Queen
>The queen is dead and you will die before you can become the next queen

>The Division
>Character isn't a mathematician

>>376693240
he cries in 1 and in 3

>Sniper Ghost Warrior
>Character is alive

>>376699050
orange juice
arr enge jeuce
Ar En Gee
100% RNG

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>>376693240
It's called devil MAY cry, not devil WILL cry

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>Shin Megami Tensei™: Lucifer's Call: Featuring Dante from the Devil May Cry™ Series
>you don't kick anyone in the shins
>the story does not prominently feature a Megami, or the Tensei of one
>Lucifer never calls your mobile phone, he just randomly shows up from time to time
>the original Japanese release of the game did not, in fact, feature Dante from the Devil May Cry™ series
>subsequent Japanese releases replace Dante from the Devil May Cry™ series with Raidou from the Shin Megami Tensei™: Devil Summoner: Raidou Kuzunoha vs the Soulless Army and Shin Megami Tensei™: Devil Summoner 2: Raidou Kuzunoha vs King Abaddon series

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>Duke Nukem Forever
>It takes forever to beat it because it's too bad to keep playing beyond the first 5 minutes

>Dead Rising 4
>Dead have already risen

>>376693240
Dante does cry at the end of DMC3 you faggot.

>>376693240
These are the worst kind of threads

>>376699819
These are the worst kind of posts

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>>376699502
It all makes sense now

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>King of Fighters
>King isn't the main character. Isn't even in some of the games

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>>376699819
I don't know, anon, this shit is killing me.

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>minecraft
>you mine and craft

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>Mass Effect
>Choices had little to no effect

>Call of duty
>No one called

>Lightning Returns
>She never left

>Monster Hunter
>There are more dragons than other species

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>Mega Man
>this guy rocks

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>>376700384
>minecraft
>no rafts

>grand theft auto
>last mission is always revenge or some bank robbery

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>alien vs predator
>both are creatures are aliens

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>Etrian Odyssey
>Only the first game takes place in Etria

>>376695679
>Goddess only reincarnates in 2 mainline titles
>books stopped being relevant
I don't get it