What was his fucking problem?

GUESS WE'LL HAVE TO MAKE OUR OWN

>>376685087
He got lost and couldn't find his way home.

Then his girlfriend died.

He killed himself

>>376685087
What actually was his problem?
he would constantly be on good terms with someone one second then say he hated them the next

His game was too good for the console he had to be.

>>376685087
Had too much to drink and need to piss badly

>>376685158
>Project Spark is offline now
People would think they learned their lesson, but they didn't.

>>376685347
Yeah, I honestly didn't understand why he was so angry. Things seemed to be working out OK generally.

>>376685087
Nothing, Conker is an innocent little squirrel that had his birthday ruined so he goes through multiple worlds collecting his presents.

>>376685087
he just need a good dick in his tight ass

>>376685347
You can't help not liking other people. It's better to talk behind their backs than in their faces.

>>376685347
>that scene with Rodent where he gets praised and still acts like a dick
Made it really hard for me to like Conker

>>376685087
He spent too much time getting drunk and too little time plowing his girlfriend.

>>376685347
conker is a drunken, compulsive liar who uses people for his own gain.

>>376685347
The people he had to deal with were either retarded or fucking assholes

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>>376685087
Conker the Squirrel is literally modeled after Fritz the Cat

>sarcastic
>egotistical
>manipulative

Awful controls.

>>376685347
I think Rare was purposely trying to get you to not like Conker as a person.
What really bothered me with him though was that he never bothered to explain anything to Berri. They run into each other twice in the game, and the second time they even chat, but not once did it think it smart to say "hey I got lost now can we help each other get home?"

>>376685803
This.
While the story is rather silly up until the ending, that finale was so goddamn heavy and extremely sobering.
The fade to black and the credits music left me in shock.

>>376685087
he had a massive hangover then had to deal with idiots, understandable

>>376685831
and we have a winner

>>376685943
I would kill for a more modern take on Fritz

fuck I'm majoring in film production I might just do it myself

>>376685831
Also imagine being extremely hungover and the only thing you want to do is get home.

>>376686103
>>376686283
>hungover
Did you guys even play the game? He gets rid of his hangover in the first 5 minutes

>>376686347
He's still tired after sleeping like shit on the ground.
He still fucked it up.
>should i actually put effort into going back to my house?
>nah, let's look if there's cash around here
His life was still fucked even if he didn't went to get wasted at the pub

What the fuck was Conker even doing again? Like how did he get caught up in the events of the game? I know he was going home but how did he end up doing all the other shit? All I remember was him helping get a hive back to a bee, how did it all go so far downhill from there?

>>376686732
Money was an incentive.

>>376686732
Money.

Dude's just your average, run-of-the-mill piece of shit. More or less deserved just about everything that he had to put up with.

>>376685087
He was a selfish prat. It's like the whole moral of the story.

>>376687275
hows paying back the mob going

>>376685087
He was having a bad fur day

>>376687275
and you didn't deserve to be born.

>>376687646
No one does, what's your point?

>>376685347
Everyone he dealt with kept demanding his hungover ass to do shit.

>>376687723
>my life is shit so i'll make it just as shit for others

thats why. be lucky you werent born a slave.

>>376685347
He was hungover as fuck and didn't have time to deal the stupid problems of everyone else.

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Rare sold his likeness to a fucking kinect title that involves him walking around your bedroom. I'd be pretty fucking angry as well.

>>376685602
he was having a bad fur day

>>376685689
yeah and better off to just quit working with them as well.

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>getting wasted on your birthday instead of pounding that chipmunk pussy all night

>>376689451
It was his birthday?

>>376687646
>whiteknighting a fictional squirrel
anon, get a grip

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>>376689675
Yes, his 21th birthday to be exact.

>>376690125
>tfw when Panther King made me scared of indigestion

>>376689937
you don't get it don't worry

He just wanted to fucking go home and bang his girlfriend. That's it.

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How do you go from this...

>>376685383
Live and reloaded fixed that
I don't get the hate for it, immensely better controls and graphics
If you care that much about cuss words you're retarded

>>376690510
Please don't.

>>376690519
I imagine most of Rare's fans love Nintendo and the N64, and want to find any excuse to hate the Xbox version.

>>376690519
I think half the thing that made Conker work is that you could easily mistake it for the countless other 3D platformers on the N64- Rare's especially.

When you remove that element, updating the visuals, something is lost.

>>376690510
That game was fucking total garbage.

>>376685087
OH HECK!

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>>376690510
To this?

>>376685087
his girlfriend became swiss cheese

>>376690738
It and like 95% of the GB/GBC's catalogue.

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>>376691871
delet this

>>376691871
More

>>376691871
i still really, really like what this faggot did with bubsy

He's a drunk

>>376692151
It's an "interesting" take to say the least.

>>376691871
HOL' UP
you tellin' me
HOL' UP
you tellin' me...
there's comics made of Modern Bubsy? where can I get more

>>376691871
I like that Conker

Should I replay this? Dunno if I feel like playing Conker or not. /v/, do I feel like playing this? Nothing else to play

>>376692903
Eh. As a game, it's pretty lackluster, it's the dialogue that carries it.

The multiplayer is worth playing but I'm pretty sure you're not going to find anyone to play it with. There's probably some N64 emulator out there by now that supports netplay.

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>>376692903
Do it.
Game's still as marvelous as the first time I played it.

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>you don't really know what it is you have
>until it's gone

>>376692903
It has great humor and a bunch of pre 2000s movie references and whatnot.

>>376691871
Poor Gex.

>>376693087
I thank Gex for his cheese references and one liners so MattyBurrito can keep making Pokemon Omega Rubyer.

>>376692903
There's certainly some sections that go on for far too long like the army and horror sections, but it's still one of the best N64 platformer adventures.

>>376692972
I'm actually a big fan of literature, lit and video games being my two biggest passions. I'd like to write for video games one day, and Conker is one of favorite examples of videogame-y dialogue.
>>376693040
>>376693082
>>376693171
Thanks, I thought I felt like playing it. Gonna download an emulator right now.

Is that Zelda alttp Conker romhack any good?
https://www.romhacking.net/hacks/3346/

>>376693241
No, it's garbage.

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>>376691871
>not posting the full
conker has a nice ass

>>376693541
Oh I get it.
Gex is memorizing all of the shitty one liners for his next game.

>>376693541
Somewhere there's art that this person has drawn that's of tranny Bubsy and fat Conker fucking. I know it.

>>376693541
It's a whole running shindig where Gex solicits Bubsy then just watches movies with "her", and the whole Bubsy meeting Conker strip.

Not to mention the game.

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>>376685158
STOP
STOP TAUNTING ME

>>376693541
>that Blinx in the background

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>>376685158

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Is he /ourguy/?

>>376693241
>shitty Zelda romhack
>surprisingly more dated "humor"
Fuck no.

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>Conker went drinking when he could've gone home to this

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>>376693753
Yes

Yes they did

https://buttsyboobcat.tumblr.com/image/159064681159

>>376694627
Alcoholism is a serious problem anon.

>>376694627
Remember he went out to drink with his buddies that were about to go to war. He just drank too much.

>>376694691
That's... something.

>>376691871
Bubsy became a tranny?

>>376697447
It's some artist's version of Bubsy. It's gotten popular.

>>376686235
Do it. the world needs more unapolagetic satire

>>376690510
I actually rented this fucking game once. Shit was so confusing.

>>376685502
lel, didn't even know it came out