ARE YOU READY FOR THE MONSTER?!?

monster hunter confirmed?

>>376685369
Maybe, did your mom do some motion capture lately?

>>376685419
anon, I am a person, with feelings.

>>376685369
I would shit my pants

>>376685369
>japan games
>xbox
try again

>>376685027
How hard is this thing going to bomb?

>>376686000
Considering that it will run games at real 4k@60fps instead of stretched cinematic 43 fps like the pro, it can't do worse.

>>376686000
Like ur moms pussi lel

inb4 monster energy drink brand deal

>>376685901
lol get rekt faggot go back 2 sucking dick by the school yard kiddo

Hourly ironic shilling thread?

>>376686169
I'm just pity shilling at this point.

a monster shit ;^>

>>376686080
>$700

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>>376686154
I will add you to my prayers tonight, anon. God bless.

>>376686582
More like 400.

>>376686080
95% of games won't be able to do true 4K @ 60fps. Just like how most xbone games are actually at 900p. Screencap this post.

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>>376686080
>games
you lost me.

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>>376686594
thx fampaï.

>People barely bought the Xbone
>Currently has nothing going for it
>Microsoft thinks people will buy the Scorpio

>>376685027
no fuck off shill

>PS4 """"""""PRO""""""""
>XBOX Insect
Meanwhile Switch is raking in the toddlerbucks.
Who decided on their shit branding, just call it the XBOX 4 and the PS5.
People will literally be retarded enough to think it's better because they increased the number.

>>376686769
If they can avoid stuff like "Haha nothings wrong with always online, stop being poor haha" maybe it will get some sales this time.

>>376686701
All of "current gen" titles will be able to run at 4k on scorpio.

>>376686854
But current gen titles dont do 4k. Its just going to be like the PS4 Pro and upscale games unless they are specially made or specially patched.

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>>376685027
I forgot the Xbone even existed

>>376687000
So did Microsoft

>>376686782
A scorpion isn't an insect dumbass

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>>376685027
If that monster is made of games, sure.

Who the fuck would be excited for a more expensive piece of shit from one of the worst companies in the industry that still isn't going to have fuck all for actual video games

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>>376686701
>>376686716
I love how the "no gaems" meme has fallen onto the Xbone faggots. Feels good.

>>376685954
If microcock is able to convince the japs hard enough they can get it for western sales. It's happened for final fantasy and metal gear

>>376687000
How could you say that? It has all the exclusives and video games.

Don't you remember that Sony consoles have no gaems?

>>376687097
this, its a crab

>>376686769
It worked for Nintendo when they went from Wii U to Switch, hell it only needed one game to make the fucking thing sell too.

>>376687486
It's an arachnid, not a crustacean

>>376687509
Should have been called the sWiitch to stay in line with the naming of their consoles.

>>376687580
It has claws though.

>>376687580
No, it's like a platypus. Half fish, half insect.

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>>376686000
It won't, normies will buy anything with Xbox in the name regardless of how informed they are
>t. guy who failed to convince three different friends not to buy the Xbones they bought and quickly sold

Of this monster can play all xbox huge and 360 games I will pick it up, otherwise it isn't worth my time.

>>376687580
Arachnids are crustaceans

>Release Scorpio
>Forget to have games
oops.

>>376686981
They said it took the Forza team just a couple of hours to get it running, devs have had several months with the devkits to get it ready.

My guess is that we are going to see A LOT of games being resold as 4k.

>>376687693
Oops! No games!

If I want western games and good specs I will build a new pc

If I want good exclusives or Japanese games I will get a ps4 or switch

There is literally no reason to own or get any microsoft console.

>>376685027
>Pitched as a mid-cycle update
>Actually a new console generation with full backwards compatibility

Just wait until the first "Scorpio only" game comes out a year after release.

>>376685419
lol

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>>376687693
>Expecting a DVD player to have the ability to play video games

Entitled much?

>>376687790
>build a pc
Do people still do that?

>>376687829
PS2 dominated because of that very reason.

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>>376687790
>build a PC

Unless you're a certified PC Technician you shouldn't be doing anything with hardware.

>>376687875
The PS2 dominated because it had games you stupid fucking tripfag.

>>376687807
Microsoft has stated that titles must be compatible with both consoles.

So I'm still confused. Is Scorpio a next-gen console?

>>376688224
Right up until they remove that requirement once enough people own a Scorpio.

>>376688476
It's the Xbox One with hardware from early on in this decade rather than from last decade.

>>376688129
Normies didn't fucking buy it in droves for the fucking games you stupid faggot. They bought it because it was on part with the price of a DVD player with an added function to play games. If it didn't have a DVD player it would not have been the best selling console of all time. The same can be said about the Wii. If it didn't have stupid gimmick shit like Wii fit it wouldn't have sold as well with soccer moms.

So is this all the Xbone has going for it now? Is it going to be the new multiplatform machine like the OG Xbox and 360 were since virtually everything besides Forza is dead?

>>376688558
So?

>>376688886
Xbone has Battlefield 1 and it gets COD games 2 weeks earlier than other platforms.

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>>376688098
Pardon me?

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>>376689064
Everything has Battleborn except for weak Nintendo systems and CoD has Day 0 releases anyways on everything, Sony even took the early DLC deal from Activision.

>>376687429
>they did it for multiplatform games easily ported.
Monster hunter is only ever on one platform at a time.

>>376689352
Xbone has more reliable online. There is a chance that in the future another PSN hack will happen.

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>>376685027

Why would a scorpion have 4 claws like a bear or cat? It has a stinger and the ol' snip snip.
Can Microsoft do anything right?

>>376689323
I want to take Ai-Chans pink bow away from her!

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>>376689460
wow rude!

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A MONSTA? SHEEEEITTTT MORE LIKE A MONSTA PIECE OF SHIT!

>>376686839
The Scorpio is just a beefier Xbone though.
Xbone has nothing going for it. Microsoft has long since lost the Japanese developers and audience.
Those games are at least 40% of all the games on any other platform except maybe PC.

The Scorpio with change nothing about Microsoft's situation. It is just more money for the pit.

>>376687509
Nobody is looking forward to Halo anymore.
Gears has long run it's course.
Forza isn't a system seller.
They have nothing to sell us for the scorpio.

>>376689545
At least 1000 people own an Xbone in Japan. Your point is irrelevant.

>>376685027
Cringe

>>376685369
sounds contradictory

>>376689632
Peggle 3 will be Xbone exclusive, screencap this.

>>376689667
You sound confident in that number.
Let me break your pretty little heart.

That is a astronomically low sale number for a console in any country.

>>376689820
Even for Somalia?

Get BTFO.

>>376689820
>That is a astronomically

Go back to Mexico.

>>376689997
Still more xbone units sold stolen there than Japan.