How do I git gud at the keyboards while playing FPS games, /v/?

>>376679297
you should stop having tiny baby hands

Use your mouses' scroll-wheel?

>>376679512
How do I grow my hands? I tried soaking them overnight in dissolved vitamin supplements but that just made my hand look like prunes.

>>376679916
amateur mistake. you have to insert the supplements directly into your anus for them to have any effect

>>376679828
Never thought of that. I'll try that out anon, thanks!

>>376680007
Wouldn't that made my butt bigger? My friend swore by this, and now he looks like Nicki Minaj.

>>376680159
obviously not, your friend is a fucking moron. your hands, feet, and dick will be the only things that get bigger. just dont go overboard

>>376680432
Don't listen to this faggot, the real way of making your hands bigger is to inject it into your urethra. Putting it into your anus makes your ass big.

>crouch mapped to Ctrl or C

I use Caps Lock or Shift.

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>>376680697
Shift is for sprinting. Jesus mate, get your shit together.

>>376680794
That's RMB, but really LMB since I have mine reversed.

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>>376680872
What the literal fuck, anon?

>>376680943
Which part?

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>>376681000
Checked. Also, fucking all of it. What possessed you to remap industry standard keybinds in such a weird way?
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>376681110
I started playing with a keyboard+mouse literally last week.

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>>376681198
Perhaps crocheting is more your speed?