Symmetra

DESIGNATED

>not having a built in bidet

>>376676602
>Implying Symmetra wipes her ass with her hand and not my tongue

>>376676602
She can create wipes with her hand portal thing.
Also, is there such thing as an Indian germaphobe ?

Well yeah she uses her robot hand. She can teleport her poo anywhere.

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>>376676602
>Symmetra uses her robot hand to wipe her autistic ass
Why did this get me?

>>376676602
iTS A SLEEVE
WHY AMPUTEE FAGGOTS KEEP PUSHING THIS HEADCANON

>>376676947
Proof?

>>376676602
Even if that's true, nobody would know if you used the other hand

>>376676947
>implying I care enough to learn the intricacies of an autistic Indian bitch's left hand

>>376676947
ur a sleeve
for COCK
lmao

>>376676602
I wonder if she believes in the toilet witch

I think she uses the convex beveled scoop attachment instead of her hand, that would just be unsanitary.

>>376677185
Lmao!

Which hand do you wipe your ass with /v/? It seems like 90% of all toilets put the paper to your right, so I assume most people wipe with their right hand. But whenever it comes up people always freak out about it like it's a faux pas or something.

>>376676871
but can she teleport herself to a loo?

>>376677009
that one comic called a better world

>>376676602
no anon

she would with her real hand

thats why she has a robot hand, wiping it with her human hand fucked it up

>>376677353
I dont recall them showing her puttingnit on like a glove?

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>>376677009

>>376676725
SHITPOST

I want to see her wipe her ass with a piece of naan bread and slap it on some jalfrezi.

>>376678000
You do realise we have seen Torb in a comic with a left "human" arm even though we know for a fact he doesnt have a left arm. Also legendary skins are to be take with a grain of salt.

>>376676602
I want Symmetra to rub my prostate with her robotic fingers.
I bet they vibrate nicely.

>>376678000
>robot hand's fingers are stained with shit

>>376678336
I guess, I just don't get this game's fetish with roboarms and it'd be nice to see just a sleeve.

None of this will matter anyway in four expansions when everything is retconned by alternate universe Gul'Tracer going back in time to steal the power of Blackwatch.

>>376678859
I understand what you mean. It's like the Pharah having no legs arguement even though devs ahve stated she has

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>>376678000
>>376678336

Actually I looked at the better world comic like >>376677353 suggested and she shows up at the end in that skin again after wearing her iconic Overwatch outfit, so I guess it is just a sleeve.

>>376679276
Well shit. Ill accept that

>>376676602
don't be a fool she creates a light construct to package her shit she get further away from her ass while wiping than you ever will

>>376679276
Only problem is that it doesnt bust the robotic human arm theory. In a time where Omnics are sorta seen as threats still. Having somone stand on a stage with a robotic arm could be bad for public image.

>>376676602
>>376678000
Why does she look like a tranny?

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>>376676602
I like how Symmetra has autism with none of the downsides.

>tfw you're left handed and would probably be beaten to death in India because you wipe your ass with your right hand

>>376679762
Because she has a jaw like fucking Batman. Why that design choice I have no idea unless between that and her mechanics they want a character everyone can hate.

>>376679761
>subtlety
>in a Blizzard narrative

I doubt they thought about making artificial fingertips for a robot arm when writing this.

>>376680027
>finish designated shitting
>wiping ass with right hand
>Raj and Pajeet notice me
>due to be sacrificed to the Loo Witch

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>>376676947
No, the writer said her arm is robotic. google it.

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>>376679886
she is basically the Messi of the future

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>Actually playing a game that has these kinds of teammates
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9f4dW1YpuoA&t=304s

>>376680932

if you think like that you are unable to play any mp games

>>376680932
>console
>silver
>girl
Who the fuck cares?

>>376676602
What if her "chair" emote is actually a toilet. It's really her going poo in the loo on the street like every other Indian.

>>376680932

>these people think they're good at the game

Ugh that Widowmaker cunt deserves a punch to head from the sound of him.

>>376679886
Hollywood fake autism.

>>376676602
KINDLY ADJUST

>>376680932
>>376682421
>I am playing on PC, but with a controller - sacrilege, I know.

As cringy as they sounded, she deserved it.

>>376687309

>mercy ''main''
>uses a controller to hinder her innate uselessness outside of hoping they pocket a player who can aim even FURTHER

I fucking hate mercy mains.

>>376676602
>implying she doesn't have some built in water jet/bidet in her robot arm

Feels good man

>>376687550
I wouldn't be surprised if 50%+ of girls who played Overwatch were Mercy mains. Nearly every girl I've met in comp only played Mercy.

>>376676602
Muslims wipe with their left hands.
Pajeets don't wipe, they just wiggle about after they are done with their deed on one of the many designated poop streets.

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>>376678336
Torbjorn does have a left arm, the gadget on his arm is for producing molten metal quicker.

Look at the Ironclad/Origins skin. Unless he lost his hand further dow the line its headcanon

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>>376680397
i like this art

>indians build robots
>black people can build robots

I guess Overwatch really loves doing suspensions of disbelief

>>376692993
I don't really care as long as I can play the big hammer swinging Swabian.

>>376693212
but torbjorn is from sweden

>>376676602
that's her designated toilet arm, she poos in the blue hole on her palm which acts as her loo

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>>376678000

>>376676602
Holy fucking kek

>>376678336
This particular has to do with her profession. She wears it in her comic.

>>376680932
>not just muting them like a normal human being would

She deserved it.

>>376687550

>"maining" any character

Doesn't having a main get boring?

>>376680932
She's genuinely bad, wtf. Also how the fuck did she get to 3050?

>>376696653
I main 5 characters

Lucio
Zenyatta
DVA
Zarya
McCree

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I'm white and haven't used toilet paper since I was 15, which is 8 years ago.

Just shit in the shower and stomp it down the drain like a reasonable human being.

(I wish I was shitposting)

>>376696742
Anon, you are shitposting, literally.

>>376696726

What rank are you? Being versatile on picks has improved my rank heaps (3719 atm)

>>376696893
3584

I don't really play comp that much, but yeah I find playing one character all the time boring as hell.

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>>376679762
>>376680091
Bit of an overstatement.