So its come to this

>>376673880
>betamales will pay for anything to get female attention
Nothing new

>>376673880
>playing comp with females
I'm already losing every other match, wtf is the point of this?

I wish morons paid me to play games I was going to play anyway.

What website? I just need to laugh at them, haha.

>>376673880
this is why im gay

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>A girl joins the server
>She picks DPS instead of support

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>>376673880
>2017
>Paying for hookups online
Enjoy getting catfished with a murderer or psycho

>>376674603
>implying anyone here is even worth a murderer's time

>start documenting every time I am matchmade with a woman for free
>calculate how much I'm saving by not being a beta male desperate to play games with vaginas

Its high testosterone rebate time, fellows

>>376674356
So you are attracted to homosexual men because heterosexual men are huge losers

>>376673880
http://kotaku.com/i-paid-women-to-play-overwatch-with-me-and-it-was-fant-1795144088

>>376674603
They aren't talking about coming to your house, guy. Overwatch is an online multiplayer game.

>>376674603
Hookups are safe.

I've never once been murdered, surprisingly

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>real life microtransactions that apply to any vidya

>>376673880
is there anything more pathetic than gaymers?

>>376673880
Male "privledge".

>No matter how low I sink, I'll never stoop to orbiting random women online anymore.
Feels good.

>paying to be in socials situations

i dont get it
id pay them 15 bucks to fuck off and let me be

>>376673880
>get couple pics of a homely but decent looking girl from google images
>start one of these things
>???
>profit
wooooooooow

>>376673880

They know how to milk betas, that's just smart

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>>376675006
>anymore.

>>376673880
You're not winning this fight!

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>>376675006
>anymore

>>376673880
women suck at playing video games. why would you want to pay to have a hindered experience ?

Overwatch is annoyingly popular. I didn't mind when TF2 was the meme team shooter because I liked it before they killed their aesthetic. Overwatch is just ugly and bland.

>>376675006
>anymore
tell me more

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>>376675108
If that's so then how come you're still a virgin?

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>>376673880
Ok, now what about people who WON'T drag me and my teammates down

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>w-womem have it hard too you guys!

>>376673880
I have friends to play with. Why would I pay someone to play with me?

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>needing a coach for casual shit like overwatch

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>>376675006
>anymore

>>376673880
>you'll never be a streamer taking money from people to watch you play games
>you have the wrong genitals to exploit people for money to play games with them
Hurts

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>>376673880
what the fuck is this

>getting coached in a game by a woman
Oh that sounds fantastic but I'll have to fit it into my schedule... I'm getting fitness and nutrition lessons from a morbidly obese man, career advice from a NEET and then swimming lessons from a black guy.

How do girls convince themselves this isn't just prostitution?

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>>376674603
>mfw

>>376674865
>She yelled out when the enemy McCree warned, “It’s high noon.” And, when I got a triple kill defending King’s Row, she exclaimed, “Oh, that was good!” I left the session feeling gleefully accomplished, a gold medal Overwatch player, which is basically all I want these days.

Friendless losers, what a surprise.

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>>376675006
>anymore

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>>376675419

Why don't you just find a morbidly obese black NEET to do all those things for you at once?

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>>376675006
>anymore
come the fuck on man

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>>376675419
Got me

Imagine having zero real world skills so your only option to make money is to scam neckbeards? What a sad life

>>376675045
I might actually do this

>>376673880
Good on these people for finding a marketplace. They know what they're selling, people know what they're buying. Don't bully the wizards OP.

>>376674893
I got murdered once at one. Shit time indeed.

>tfw I can't get in on this as a guy

Fucking bullshit.

>>376675735
I'd do the same. It's a goldmine out there for women.

So is this more pathetic or is the service where you pay a woman to cuddle with you more pathetic?

>>376675045
>find stock photos of GAMER GRRRRRLS
>Use a voice changer to make myself sound female
>Collect cash for playing video games with desperate 'nice guys'
Is this the key to removing myself from poverty?

>>376675737
also, get a voice modulator in case you find yourself forced into using voice chat
remember: it's not gay if you don't tell no one

>>376673880
Daily reminder that virgin gaming losers created these whores. If we had just let video games die off, none of this would be happening now.

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>>376675006
>Anymore

>>376675572
wasn't that written by a woman

Nothing wrong with exploiting retarded lonely nerds with more depression than sense.

>>376675585
Having a black otaku friend mite b cool.

>>376675108
How does that make them whores?
>I bought something from Target
>Target is such a whore

They're not even looking at these men, let alone selling their bodies. They found a market for fucking losers and are capitalising on it. They're smart, probably smarter than you. If you've found a way to make money by doing something you enjoy and would be doing anyways, you're a huge fucking idiot if you don't.

>>376673880
>You have to pay for it man
>You have to pay!?

>having sex
>masturbating

I'm pure and enlightened. Can you say the same?

>>376675830
>become tranny
>try to do it
>when people get mad you're not a real girl start writing articles for kotaku/polygon etc
>start patreon while claiming you're being harassed nonstop
>collect dosh

>>376675006
Alex pls

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>>376676060
This. I did once send a girl 30+ messages after she broke up with me though.We only dated a week.

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>>376673880
>20+ bucks for having someone sit beside you and watch you play vidya

I could give those 20 dollars to my 8 year old niece instead and she'd get naked, suck my dick and swallow it while i play some shitty bioware game on my nogaems4, why would i ever spend my money on these jewesses?

>>376675502
Dude's got a dick on his chin.

>>376676373
do I have to actually become a tranny or can I keep being me and just pretend I'm going through with it?

>>376675849
I'd say this is.

Women can't be bad at cuddling, at least.

>>376676551
I guess you can just whore yourself out as fucboi

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>>376673880
I'd pay $20 to hang out with mask girl.
https://youtu.be/t8oY3Bqario

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>>376675006

>alex

This is ridiculous.
This shits for niggas that last there way

>>376676551
Just put a dress on and some cheap makeup. You don't even have to shave your face.

>>376676517
I mean for one, there's nothing illegal about having a vapid whore sitting next to you playing videogames.

>>376675879

yeah, pretty much. someone will fall for it.

>>376675585

I actually have an obese black/japanese otaku friend, but he attends college.

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>>376675006

Alex come back

>>376676501
Gentleman Status: Supreme

>>376673880
>paying people to play games with them
WHAT'S NEXT?! Paying others to cook food for you?

This society is fucked

>>376676659
The fuck? She has a mouth?

>>376673880
So are they not making enough money from whoring themselves out on twitch?

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Dont mind me, just never leving my bunker until I can buy muh robot AI waifu. Obsolete females will go extinct in a generation.

>>376674347
Fiverr

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>pay money to play with whore
>find out quick that she's shit at it and ragequit 20 mins in
This is the most realistic scenario for me and I'm glad

>>376677473
more like she has fuck the a mouth

>>376676417
>>376676675
>>376676960
who?

I haven't had a friend in 10 years and I still wouldn't sink low enough to pay for companionship.

>>376675006
this (without the anymore)

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>>376677765
You wanna run that by me again?

>>376676517
She'd swallow your dick? That's brutal.

>>376675894
>it's not gay if you don't tell no one
this

this is really dangerous for both women and men
they are both alienating themselves as real people through this transaction

>>376675839
i mean just look at the hotline services for lonely and horny guys, the girls just have to pretend a voice and "be interested" in what they have to say, i even know of guys with girly voices that do this.

>>376678350
her mouth is very fuck the able.

>>376678657
The guys wouldn't be doing it if they weren't already alienated.

>>376675006
Kayla is hot, but c'mon dude

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>>376673880
The fuck is this?

>>376680127
Dumb feelsposter

>>376678657
I agree, it's problematic and something should be done about it.

I've been using a few girls services for a few weeks. I don't know why this is blowing up now

>>376673880
female privilege is not real!

>>376680387
Explain

>>376680479
I pay for a few girls to play with me throughout the week. If you are thinking about doing it make sure you pay for some the girls top tier. In my experience they kind of phone it in at the basic entry level.

It's kind of like therapy to talk to somebody without the whole "social pressure" thing

>>376680387
Storytime.

>>376680636
Do you like the company or do you really need the coaching?

>>376680636
I'm sorry to hear that

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Imagine the awful people that pay for that kind of stuff. It must be painful work.

>>376680725
both I guess. I kind of work and live in an isolated part of the US. finding new friends into games if pretty much an impossibility

>>376680748
why? It's not that bad, and a hell of a lot cheaper than actual therapy

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Why would I pay girls to pretend to be my friend and do something I normally do?

Why wouldn't I just pay her to do things with my penis instead?

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>>376680249
Could you answer the damn question, jesus.

>>376680867
Well, whatever suits you, but don't become too dependant on those girls.

>>376680636
I can just play with people in random gaming chats/discords etc and -surprise! - there are girls too, no need some faking it for money shit

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>>376680636
Jesus fucking christ.

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>>376673880
>discriminate against women during hiring and in the work place
>surprised that they turn to prostitution or equivalent for income and security

It's like 4chin is literally incapable of using its brain

>>376673880
Is there a refund policy? If I hired a chick for a couple hours and made it the biggest cringefest possible would they have to stay or lose the paycheck?

>get into game with girl that insta locks mercy
>automatic loss
>Actually paying for this

why

>>376680978
Dumb animeposter
I don't actually know what this is. I'm not too hip on the new websites these days.

>>376680991
I'm aware it's a slippery slope, but for right now at least I'm hapy

>>376681009
I know, but it's not guaranteed like paying is

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>>376679301
I agree

Wait, why games with multiple people instead of co-op games that just have you and the girl?

What if she ends up talking more to other people than you?

>>376681149
>pay for girl to play with you
>she says hi to the whole team
>starts chatting a lot with the chad getting all the sick plays and kills
>they agree to meet after the game
>she laughs and says she has another hour to get through with this loser

>>376681071
>insta locks mercy
>"""girl"""

>>376681031
>implying

Women just have to stroll into the building and the top dog will get fired while she'll get paid 200k a month for just browsing facebook and making dumb, actually racist remarks at coworkers.

>>376673880
Trap coaching service when
I need some cash

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>>376673880
Is this picture from an article or something? that image looks like a good headline banner

>>376681412
the pic and "so its come this" are from a Kotaku article posted earlier today

>>376681369
>a fan in the background whirring
(in a struggling sandpaper-like falsetto) hHhehELLLO I'm cutiemaster33
>awkward grunt/cough
>I'm uh here to play CSGO with you, uh....

>>376675108
Because nu-males enable them. You cucks are responsible as well.

>>376681134
Anyway i hope you feel better, and come to chill out whenever you need to talk to someone and you got no money.

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>>376675006
>>376675069
omega male master race

>>376681501
this article is just depressing.

>>376681669
thanks

>>376675006
Oh man.

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>>376675894
>it's not gay if you don't tell no one
You sure ?
Cause you have to practice acting cutesy and girly to convince them and that's basically a slippery slope into trapdom.

Next things you know, you are into crossdressing and watching sissy hypnotism.

>On one hand it'll help some get more comfortable talking to girls.

>On the other hand, they'll be too shy to say anything for the entire hour because they actually have to pay a girl to talk to them.

>Assuming girl and not """""girl"""""

>>376673880
Stupid whore

>Last March, a critic messaged her on Fiverr, asking her why she preys on lonely men for her own financial gain. He said she was contributing to a toxic stereotype about female PC gamers, citing her cosplay photos.

>"It’s bullshit,” she told me. “You’re entitled to your opinion, but I’m just a really friendly person and I like playing Overwatch with people who don’t have that many friends.”

You guys think this might be better than paying $200 for 1hr with an escort?
Seems like you can get multiple hours to talk with these girls for that amount although it wont be face to face.

>>376681587
Kek

https://youtu.be/IsSSr_Yg4qs

>>376673880
it amaze me how women find ways to prostitute themselves from literally anything

in my experience it's kind of cool to be able to talk to girls who are a little younger than you. for the most part they all try to make themselves seem older even while chatting with you

how do women find all these ways to make money off losers so fast?

before I even knew camming existed there were already a billion whores on it
before I even knew about twitch there were already titstreamers everywhere
before I even knew this shit was real there's already women making a career out of it

do they just talk with each other about the latest way to scam omegas? Do they have some subreddit /r/virgin_money?

>>376681080
Join the club.

>>376674865
can't he just watch videos online?
unbelievable
can you imagine if this was done a few years ago, pathetic.
kill himself, that's what he should do.

any cute bears willing to play with me for $5 in that website?

i want him to tell me how much he wants to cuddle with me ;_;

>>376682153

It's female nature to immediately gravitate towards the easiest way to utilize the resources of men for their own benefit.

I say that half as a misogynist and half seriously.

reminds me of japanese maid cafe's

>>376682153
they just know how to exploit weak men.

>>376682430
Japan has cuddle Cafe's

>>376681080
>>376682267
I think it's Fiverr. Pay $5 (or more, depending) for people to give you all kinds of services from custom graphics to videos and, in this instance, game time with a REAL LIFE GIRL

>>376681985
No. If you're paying go all out. Just make sure your escort is actually hot and don't repeat if it's not great sex.

>>376681960
The saddest thing is that she's probably convinced herself that that's true.

>>376682430

Except there you're actually paying for a service. The cute girls are a bonus.

Maid cafes are basically Hooters. Go to eat and have a good time while staring at some decent tiddies.

>>376682153
It's simple.
We have self-respect and they don't, but at this point im not sure if that's better or worse.

while I keep telling myself "im haven't stoop so low to do this" they just do it without hesitation and make mad cash.

God I wish I was a shameless slut.

>>376682519
ye seen that vice japan video too also those chicks that walk with you

its rather sad and I mean this in a non pathetic way just depressing

>>376682651

When it's that easy how could you not?

If I could take my top off (or not, you don't even have to nowadays) and have free money roll into my Paypal account, I would too.

>>376675108
jews

>>376682831
go see a dom then

>>376682831
They don't care as long as you pay. If nothing else, ask them for pointers.

>>376682549
no, she knows exactly what she's doing, they all know, it's good to at least let them know that people know what they are doing, so it always stays on the back of their minds, to remind them that they are scum.
Everytime she tries to convince herself, those critiques pop up again clouding her infant delusion with guilt.
with spooky voices
youuuure a whoreeeee
you're setting women baaaaaack
you're useless and can only thrive off weak desperate meeeeeeen
once you pass your peak it's oooveeeeer

>>376682831
>enjoys talking to women
You're either lying, a faggot, or in denial.

>>376682831
who are the girls?

>>376682831
>actually sex is not that great™
>what this anon says, sex is overrated®

Hey commenters of this thread.

Do you have an issue with the male coaches that do this?

Do you have an issue with twitch streamers that pretend to be your friends for subs?

If you don’t then please kindly stfu about these women, with your deep seated ass misogyny and double standards.

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>>376682651
>We have self-respect
Anon says while posting on /v/

>>376683173
decent bait. could do better. 6/10

>>376674893
But anon, how many people have you murdered?

>>376682946
One girl that i saw told me id be better of finding gf
But i didnt ask how or stuff
>>376682973
I guess im just lonely
>>376683023
My sisters
>>376683075
I dont even know my dude
I still have trouble finding the hole

>>376683173
no
yes
also (you)

>>376683371
Finding a gf just brings with it all the necessities of KEEPING said gf. Dates, time spent, not being autistic, you know. Just keep fucking bitches

>>376683075
sex is over rated shoot some dope or do some molly shit feels better

love and passion on the other hand

>>376683339
It's not polite to ask how many internet sickos someone's killed.You could get uninvited from the annual picnic for doing something like that.

>>376682153
It amazes me at how good women are at being parasites.

>>376673880
It really has. Next question, how do we stop it from getting worse? I say bring back arcades.

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>>376675006
>anymore

>>376683173
No
Yes
Suck my dick

>>376683569
Men do it better.

>>376682919
the dom I was seeing for months started trying to get me into forced fem shit and I had to stop seeing her

>>376683582
Nuclear holocaust.

>>376683707
"dom"

story time senpai

>>376683582
WWIII

>>376680636
This is why we can't have nice things

>>376683582
At this point there should be internet anti-prostitution laws because this is what it is.
But it would be really bizzaro, so dunno.

>>376683829
not much really to say. I was seeing a woman regularly since around last fall and she started pulling shit that we didn't agree on before each session so I decided to pull the plug. Itfucking sucks because a good one is tough to find

>>376682973
someone has mommy issues

>>376683173
Yes, and its not just us or in video games. There's a reason the "Hot female tutor", or "The hot Italian male dance instructor" is a thing in porn. At a certain point everyone knows you're in it less for the coaching and more for the interaction.

Yes, manipulative sons of bitches. And fuck you for thinking this is misogyny. Somebody using "mentorship" as an excuse to get closer in a non-platonic way is creepy, more so people who pay for it. Don't make this normal, people selling false affection is sickening. You can't hide that under the guise of mysoggyknees

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>not getting girls to pay you to play with them

kay

>>376673880
Is there a way for an attractive make to do this?

>>376684279
How do I? Pls help, I need to pay loans.

>>376684279
>Alan
>Girls
Wew

>>376684482
Id spend time with a gay dude easily

>>376684473
Be good at a popular videogame and figure out how to teach people, or convince them to give their account to boost it, or play in tournaments.

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Why do people say women are oppressed again?

>>376684548
Well thats cause you're a faggot anon.

>>376684620
Oh...I thought you were doing a service. I can teach people but no idea where to list it.

>>376684660
What game are you playing? Do you have multiple accounts? Think from the perspective of someone who either really want's to get better, or, have a high rank to impress their friends, then go from there. Advertising ingame is more than enough, you don't need to use forums or a third party.

>>376684659
Naw, im engaged with a woman. Gay dudes are chill.

>>376683678
men do everything better

>>376684769
Everything, recently PUBG and Siege for MP, but can learn anything.

One account.

Oh, I see. Seems like a lot of work to find clients. I thought you had a business going.

>>376684894
PUBG has no means to rake in clients since the disconnect from other players. Seige, with comms between teams makes it doable.

Getting clients is as easy as having a message ready to paste from your clipboard in chat after you just crush the enemy team.

Not too pricy, pretty good deal. Its actually alpha as fuck to pay a woman to demean herself for you. There's kind of a rush that comes with the power you have controlling them with money. I'd even pay extra to have her claim she was my fuckbuddy on voice chat and to follow me around and call me master

>>376684894
You CAN work for a site, but you need to have a LOT of time and you need to be in the top .05%ish percentile.

>Male tries to do this
>"Ugh why are these guys so creepy?"

I can see it now

>>376684817
>engaged
>to a woman
literally a faggot

>>376673880
Fuck this
we need to be nuked

I've had multiple gay shy animefags confess and tell me they love me after playing with them for a few weeks. This is partly why I never add anyone from /v/ anymore.

Is there a section for gay guys on that site? Fuck I'd still do it if there's some easy money in it.

>>376684641
only retards do, western women are literally the most entitled, selfish, and narcissistic cunts on the planet.

>>376685182
Like what site?

>>376685358
google "(game title) boosting"

Plenty!

>>376685086
I never saw it that way but I think you may be right

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>>376685306
>an anon with a brain

>>376685086
>this is what losers gettting scammed genuinely believe

>>376673880
2D wins again

>>376685306
>>376686707
Nigga did your moms beat you as a child or something? You fucks are pathological

>>376685086
Do you really think they will do all that shit you just said? They will probably bitch at you if you even try to flirt with them, I can see it already.
"User was may have charges for harassment after telling his hired player to "do overtime""

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>>376687124
>realist are frowned upon by idiots
No wonder this world sucks.

>>376687135
Any woman will do anything for the right price

>>376675006
>anymore

Anthonny Burch is glad he's not you

>>376687836
Too far

>>376673880
All women are whores what else is new

>>376687709
Will you kill a puppy for $100 million

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>>376675006
>tfw I'm the one that got random women to orbit me

>tfw not autistic
>tfw alpha male even when online

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>>376675419
Top bantz

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>>376673880
>be ~3800-3900
>wanna get to top-500
>hire professional female coach to boost me
>boosted to platinum
What is the purpose

>>376673880
20$ to play with someone I don't know

>>376673880

>prostitution disguised as coaching

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For anyone who actually paid for this service pic related is for you

>>376684015
Like what did she do what happened

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>>376688351
>not paying 20$ to get your dick sucked

>>376688756
this unironically

I had a gf a while ago, dated for some years, then we broke up and I got myself into the wonderful world of hiring prostitutes. Incomparably cheaper, stress-free and the most amazing deepthroats I've ever had. Also you got the whole day to attend to whatever the fuck you want to. It's fucking amazing

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>>376673880
>hire 5 girls to play overwatch
>sit back and watch as they slowly start to turn on eachother
>might end in screaming and yelling
sit back grab some popcorn

>>376688069

You probably just want to sue me for it.

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>>376673880

>Female gamer coach

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>>376675006
>anymore

>>376674865
I thought Hulk Hogan put these cunts out of business

>>376691904
>Gamer coach

>>376676517
I don't believe for a second that an 8 year old has the fellatio skills required to get all the way to ejaculation.

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>>376675006

>>376692791

Blowjobs rarely come with skill attached to begin with.

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>>376692546
>Gamer

>>376692902
That's what I'm saying. I've only ever had a girl blow me to climax once and that's because I fapped myself to the edge to start. Even then I had to basically will myself to do so.

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>>376673880
Archivefag here. The thread we had last month on this was also good.
https://boards.fireden.net/v/thread/374640754

>>376673880
What's the deal with this. Will they put something remote controlled in their pussy that has vibration which i can play with?

If not what's the point

>>376673880
Eh, if there's a market for it I can't blame them for taking an opportunity. As evidenced by this thread guys are doing this as well.
A fool and his money etc

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>>376673880
I've sworn I was at the lowest point in my life maybe a hundred times. But I'd rather be buying an actual escort or prostitute every weekend for the rest of my life then do this once.

If you do this, save two bucks, go to a gun range, rent a .22 for the hour, and just an hero. It's not like you deserve a real gun anyway.

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>>376693423
I'm doing this. I order a hooker every weekend 50$ for one hour fuck. Feels good.

>>376673880
wait isn't this like those rent a girlfriend for a day in niponland????

>>376693423
.22 Hornet is a sweet round, though.

>pay gurl to play league with you
>she's complete shit

WOW

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It's basically paid dating, I don't see the problem.

>>376673880
>literally whoring
feminism at its best

>>376693546
Bj no cd i hope?

>>376673880

This is actually a lot more respectable than the people watching female vidya streamers and donating.
No pretension, you are outright paying for a girl to pretend to be your friend and you both know it.

>>376674397
>female genji main tells me to switch from Torb

Torb is best on offense, women don't understand that.

>>376673880
So those boy/girl duos I see occasionally in comp are this?

>>376695707
>donate to male streamer
gj fellow man
>donate to female
lol cuck baka famalama loser Xdd

>>376695816

Well there are levels, I think watching streams by default makes you pretty pathetic, donating definitely does, but donating to people who are not skilled or entertaining in the game they are streaming is pretty much the worst, most pathetic thing you can do.

I'm sorry to have hurt your feelings, I'm sure donating so you can hear a girl you pretend to be your friend say "thanks cuckboy38" on stream is worth it.

>>376693546
Yes no cd for bj. I only let them suck with cd if they are nrown