Why is the switch so small? I was expecting ipad size but it's

>>376669896
Switch has no games

It's for kids.

>gook console
>wonders why it's miniature
It's made for gook twinks/numales.

>>376669896
Zip up your pants, young man.

>>376669896
hi would you want to trade gamer info and co op sometime? (i wont hit on you lol)

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Nice air bubbles fag

>>376669896
Post dick

do they really let you play switch while undergoing crystal treatment?

>>376669896
Dude, what the fuck is up with your hands?

>>376671795

Its called not being an obese lardass

>>376671849
Looks like a numale hand.
>no hair and veins
>skinny
Kill yourself.

>>376669896
What's under the pants?

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>>376669940
>Sonypie still butthurt about this meme

>>376671849
More like having woman hands

>>376669896
Needs to be as portable as possible so Japan will consider buying it

>PV shows people playing in tabletop mode
>It's useless because the screen is made for ants if you're any proper distance away
What did they mean by this?

>>376671965
veins is a sign of low bodyfat %, not being skinny.

>>376669896
Is girl?

:DDD

Whip your dick out

I have a boner.

Post the skin between the end of your pants and your socks please

>>376671795
It's called not being American

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>>376669896
>manhandle
you have to be a man to manhandle things fuccboi

>>376669896
>that skinny skeleton numale hand
why dont you just drop your pants already you sissy

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>>376669896
zip your dick back up, anon

>>376672106
>skinny
>low bf%
Pick both. You can't be skinny with high bf%.
>inb4 le skinnyfat
Skinnyfats are technically obese. Anything over 18% bf is the same as being overweight/obese.

>>376672989
>that question
But the original thing he is from was video game related.

>>376673361
kek, when was marty originally spammed on /v/? I don't even remember how it happened. Felt like one day he just appeared and people rolled with it.

>>376672097
This really. Every time I play the switch undocked, it's never been on tabletop mode. I literally can't see the point unless you're playing multiplayer AND there is no TV

designed for portability in mind, duh

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>>376669896
>that exposed belly
Lewd

>>376669896

is it really that small? how small is it compared to your feet? can you show us a comparison?

>>376674283
How you even play tabletop mode, it didn't come with a stand?

>>376675523
There's a little kickstand on the back side, it also acts as the cover for the micro SD slot. Personally I wished the Switch had two kickstands for maximum stability, but it seems to work fine as long as you don't bump the table or something. It's not going to fall over unprovoked.

>>376669896
Great job putting the screen protector on, faggot.