Azura

>>376669041
You'll die

No one on /v/ would ever be able to survive in that sorta place no matter how much they convince themselves otherwise.

Much less get to have sex with anything other than the worst looking things imaginable.

>Blonde
>white
Fucking Skyrim babies

>>376669160
>>376669491

Yeah any human would die in this universe. In all the games you play as "the chosen one" which is exceptionally more powerful than base characters in the game.

Which are already magical races with innate abilities.

Humans which do not exist in the universe would not be able to survive in it, they would have nothing.

Also, take into account the size of these places. They are pretty fuckin small and just walking a few feet away from your house you get met with a dangerous animal.

You wouldn't be able to fuck Azura directly, in elder scrolls all gods exist as ideas and physical incarnations of them are rare. They also only favor the best, so it would be impossible for even the best humans to fuck a daedra.

Meme responses aside, you're gonna need some fucking CHIM.

>>376669041
Daedra pretty much only assist mortals with anything if they get something out of it. Offer to do some great service for her in exchange for sex, and have the talent and skill to actually follow through with what you promised. She might kill you on the spot for suggesting such blasphemy, though.

>>376669041
she needs your epigenetic creative conduit power to live like every daam etherical being sooo, just fucking kill all of the azura cultist and then she will be very very very weak and bamm make him yo bitch .fucking etheric beings, man is above everything so fuck them in the ass

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>>376669041
>ywn giver her the muatra

>>376669041
You could only ever possibly hope to fuck Azura if you became her Champion, died, and went to Moonshadow. Even then, you'd probably only ever get some Winged Twilight pussy.

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>>376669041
Reminder that Azura is a manipulative skanky whore.

>>376672737
I hope TES6 has nudity like this

>>376672737
Azura and Meridia are pure, fag.

>>376670113
Deadra don't need worship and belief. They just want that for shits and giggles.

>not cumming on Azura's Star, filling it with a Petty soul, and then enchanting a pair of Drain Fatigue Common Pants to leave as an offering at her shrine

>>376674089
>Meridia is pure

Pure stuck up frigid bitch

>>376669041
Aren't Daedra genderless? "She"'d probably just grow a dick and pound your boipussy senseless.

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Best Daedrafu coming through

>>376675750
They have preferred forms.

>>376675991
Doesn't mean they won't mix it up if there's an ass that needs fucking.

Has anyone made a mod for Oblivion to visit daedric planes like Moonshadow?

>>376669041
she has a dick

>>376676472
Even better.

>>376676472
and?

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>>376669041
Just find any Daedra Seducer. They're always down for a fuck. Otherwise devote your life to conjuration magic so you can eventually learn to summon one or more.