It's out

Switch has no games

>>376668078
Is it worth it to pay 30 dollars for another round of autism sandbox builder? I'm considering it.

>>376668078
Not even /v/ is autistic enough for this shit

who fucking cares

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I know

>no mods
what's the point?

4Chan is for 18+ year old users, please close your tab now and never come back.

>>376668843
People who were 12 when minecraft came out are old enough to post here I am one of them

>>376669009
So why are you still interested in Minecraft after all this goddamn time then?

>>376668843
minecraft is a 8 year old game anon

I heard the worlds are a third of the Ps4 and Xbone's size.

>>376668078
If youre above 12 and you enjoy Minecraft there is a high chance you have autism.

>>376669950
and it's played by 8 year olds.

>>376669009
And they (you) still don't know shit about video games.

>>376668843
Meinkraft started on 4chan you newfag.

>>376668737
That actually looks worse then PC Minecraft. Holy shit.

>>376670232
compressed screenshot

What fucking version is it. I cannot figure out which is it.

>>376670405
yeah I'm having trouble too, needs giant text saying which one

>>376670232
as if it would look better than PC minecraft

>>376670843
It is completely ridiculous. It is not fucking ANYWHERE.

Does anyone wanna add me and play online so we can test out the online features

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Found it. Its the latest.

>>376671098
Awww.... Do you wanna play Minecrwaft with your fwends?

>>376671246
Ill fuck your wife ok

>>376668078
can't wait to buy it for my wife's son

I have a switch but similar to Skyrim for switch I could never go back to minecraft without mods.

>>376670016
>>376668618
>>376668843
youngsters please lurk 4chan before posting

>>376671389
I don't have a wife. You can fuck my husband tho.

>>376671723
Even better

Hey guys remember when minecraft was in beta?

>>376672185
Remember when you were a beta?

>>376668078
Why are the devs so shit they can't figure out how to change the resolution between docked and handheld?

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Should i grab minecraft or puyo puyo tetris
I feel I'd get enough enjoyment from either of them

>>376673896
You can just get Minecraft on PC with mods and servers and shit, get Puyo

>>376668078
does switch minecraft have cross platform play with the other versions?

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>>376674395
That's a fair point. Only downside will be lack of d pad. But I guess I'll adjust to it.

>>376674954
You could probably play it on PC with a controller, if it bothers you that much?

>>376675098
I mean puyo puyo tetris

>>376675443
Buy a pro controller

>>376675509
I'm not paying 70 damn dollars for something the joycons should have had

>can't mod out hunger
>no monstergrills
>no tech/magic autism
It's shit

>>376668078
Playing the Super Mario World, and god damn, the music takes me back. Worth a try if you don't care about achievements.

>>376671686
Minecraft is shit now
Back in the day it was the shit, sure, but you need to let go anon.

>>376668078

Does this have a physical version?

>>376675443
You'll get by just fine with the joycons, trust me

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>>376672185
>He wasn't here when Notch was still posting Minecraft Alpha here
Step up nigga

>>376668078
how many editions that shit has?

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Hey

>>376675509
the pro controller's d-pad is pretty bad

>>376677320
sent ;)

>>376677552
Marie

My boi

>>376677721
MY AVATAR IS FUCKING CALLIE YOU DIRTY SECONDARY

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>>376677882
I hope we can put aside our differences and become friends

>>376673410
What are you talking about? He is still a beta now.

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>>376668078
Honestly who gives a shit when there exists a plethora of mods on the PC and multiple gamemodes made from basic redstone shit. Why is this considered big news when it's another, shitty vanilla locked console port?

>>376678681
It's portable
Truly portable

Any word on tabletop two player? My little brother would play that so hard on the plane

>>376678681
It should at least support addons, right?

>>376678746
Portavle for 2 hours? And again it's,shitty vanilla so the only positive is building hideous vanilla looking shit unless Nintendo follows Micro$oft levels of jew and charges some shekels for texture packs.

>>376678681
Nintendo fags are fucking desperate.
Wait till they get Skyrim.

>>376678746
Minecraft has had an Android and iOS version for years now.

>>376679035
>touch screen controls

Next you're gonna suggest carying around a full size controller

>>376678681
dumb jack bronie

>>376668078
Just bought it, what am I in for?

>>376679035
Yeah I've certainly noticed. It's just a BoTW box now. Besides like you said there exists a mobile phone and tablet versions of Minecraft that are actually portable. But it's still inferior to PC which has pretty stunning graphical mods and content mods. I don't think anybody would willingly play basic, vanilla Minecraft and like it.

>>376670232
What delimiter do you have for Minecraft looking "good"

>>376678746
Mod support >>>>>>>>>> portability

>>376679348
Thie a thousand times over. I feel bad that nintendobabbies will never partake the pleasures of shaders or Biomes O' Plenty. Ir any modpack out there, Vanilla Minecraft is the shit Minecraft.

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no gyro no buy

>>376679196
Playing Minecraft on a handheld/console at all is completely fucking retarded. Stop moving the goalposts; whether you're playing on a tablet or Nintendo's retarded tablet, you're rolling in shit.

>>376679484
>Stop moving the goalposts
>while moving goalposts

wew lad

>>376679348
not for minecraft tho

Can someone recommend a good modpack?

PC obviously

>>376679824
Yes

>>376679901
glad we agree

>>376679869
Depends on what are you in the mood for? You wanna focus on autistic resource gathering, machine crafting and factory making? Wanna beat the shit out of some monsters and get loot like Terraria? Wanna explore entire new biomes and planets? Modded minecraft possibilities are endless.

>>376680078
you're retarded

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>preset skins and textures packs
>they are not even free

this is the only thing preventing me from buying it

shit is so stupid

>>376680097
I kinda just want an enhanced vanilla experience I guess?

I want to play the game how it's actually played with nothing too crazy. Stuff that would fit in regular MC I guess?

>>376680302
Why do they even use these shit, half-assed texture packs? Can consoles not handle the low 32x popular texture packs like John Smith?

>>376680527
Quit being a faggot

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>>376680630
>t. Nintenbro pissed away 400 dollarydoos on a low power shitbox with one game

>>376680302
that's how minecraft has always been on consoles
baffles me that they're just fine with paying for shit that you can get for free on PC

>>376680773
Nah, I have PC. You're just being a faggot and making PC nigs look bad

>>376680308
I have no idea if it's still updated but Better Than Wolves was basically just that. The whole thing started as an autistic lashing-out against Notch adding stupid shit like wolves instead of real feature.

>>376680308
mo'creatures is probably my favorite mod that adds a lot to the game without taking away the original experience

>>376671119
BROWN BRIXS

>>376681229
mo'creatures is fucking annoying, it adds way too much shit flying around
maybe if you disabled the stupid birds or something

>>376681148
>>376681229
Thanks!

No idea why I autisticly said I guess twice

>>376668201
fpbp

>>376676170
I was here and it sucked as much as now!

How big is the ingame world now? It was pretty small on 360.

I've always wanted to play Minecraft.
Never bought it for PS3, PS4, Wii U, or PC.

Figure I'd buy it for the Switch, but I really want those mods that make the game look really pretty.
I don't think we can add mods on Switch, though. Then again, I don't have one.

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>>376681229
>tfw that shitty werewolf voice
>tfw those hires textures that don't fit the game
>tfw the spawn rates that cannot be adjusted
>tfw disabling the shittier mobs doesn't even fucking work

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>>376681573
>those hires textures

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>>376681639
I meant too high res to fit vanilla textures.

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>>376677320
Come join us

>/v/ bitching about no texture packs
>my shitty friend bitching about me using sphax
Wew

>>376681639
>>376681729
Nah nigga you make sense.

High res is good but if everything is low res except a few things, that is more jarring than everything being low res

>>376668737
How pleb can a shed get, holy fuck. It's like you don't care about craftsmanship AT ALL.

>>376668618
>literally someone calling /v/ the ""Phantom Thie/v/es
>totally not autistic enough

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>>376682000
It's my first time playing Minecraft in 5 years

>still love minecraft
>part of a huge server with friends
>rpg elements
>magic spells, melee skills, skill trees
>dungeons and all that shit
>friend is co-creator
>made me admin & discord admin
>i handle player quarrels (mostly 1 month ban depending on "crime")
>mostly kids being as autistic screeching piglets as you can think of since they ruin the fucking discord too
>i secretly enjoy dropping the hammer and make that last squeal let lose then dropping the second one for discord

I have a problem.

>>376668201
>Durr no games

This thread literally just mentioned a game that's on the switch.
Also, Zelda (a game which gets more attention than any PedoStation4 games. Because Horizon has been completely forgotten, already.)

ALSO! The switch has more games at launch than what the PedoStation4 even has altogether.
Kek.

>>376683017
I had to wipe my PC today, somebody give this guy a mandatory thisisbait.jpeg

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Hey

>>376668078
Phil Spencer: Minecraft is a perfect fit for the Nintendo Switch
https://twitter.com/XboxP3/status/862683113675038720

What are the essential mods?

>Switch owners will literally buy Minecraft to pretend like their console has games

Sad 2bh

>>376683234
>Truth is now bait

Sonyqueers are a very desperate kind of delusional.

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>tfw want to enjoy this game but can't because of the cancerous 12 year olds

>>376681497
360, PS3, and Wii U versions have a world that's about 850x850.
Switch version is about 3000x3000.
PS4 and Xbone versions are about 5000x5000.

>>376679035
>>376679348
>>376678930
>>376678746
What is a laptop

Just bought it, gonna enjoy multiplayer with gf tomorrow. I have Minecraft on every machine I have, its one of the first things I install on a new PC/Phone. It's a stupid little sandbox game, always was, and still is. Probably autism, but I love doing redstone and making builds with people.

>>376678818
You need another set of Joycons or a pro controller, two joycons don't work for multiplayer, there's no gyro controls I can find.

Its sad to see how minecraft has gone to shit
It was really fun in the alpha and early beta days

>>376668737
terrible cuckshack, your bull would be ashamed to fuck your wife

How big are the worlds, and how much does it cost? Minecraft portable interests me for the 2 times a year I play it.

>>376685829
$30 and see >>376684175

>>376669965
More than half

>>376685923
>$30
>worlds are smaller than the xbox version that costs half as much
>just includes a handful of skin packs that aren't worth the $15 difference
Thanks, but no thanks.

>>376684959

How exactly has it gone to shit? I played a ton in Alpha but haven't followed the game for years. Can't you still play like you could back then?

>Kind of want to buy it - don't care about mods
>Autism stigma preventing me

>>376668078
Apparently Arino and Hamaguchi and going to play it in a new web series.

https://pastebin.com/u/GCCXGeneral

>>376684175
Why are console worlds limited and mobile are not?

>>376686265
https://youtu.be/D4jN2NmQn9c

>>376686704
Supposedly it's because of storage limitations imposed by the console makers.

The switch is saved

>>376683017
Worked

>>376668843
Better yet, he should just turn 720 degrees and walk away.

>>376668843
One of the title splashes says "Woo, /v/" you fucking newfag.
Notch used /v/ as his own personal Q&A during alpha.

Minecraft would have never been fully released if it weren't for /v/ and even Mojang knows this.

Looks like the switch wins AGAIN, cya sonybros.

But isn't Minecraft everywhere?

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>>376668078
I never understood why this game got popular but if minecon videos are anything to go by I assume I need a mental illness to enjoy the game.

>>376683465
Phil is such a good guy

>>376686924
Makes sense, a mobile world can easily go up to 120mb, some custom maps like Skrimville are 500+mb

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I'm going to head to bed, had a great night. I hope you don't mind me popping in again sometime if I see you online.

-MGD

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>>376686671
Hamaguchi has a punchable face.

>>376689401
Yeah it's called autism.

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Oi

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>>376690556
Why did they start drawing anime characters to look like 4 year old mongs.

I haven't enjoyed playing Minecraft since 2011.
I'm considering buying it again anyway.

>>376686265
>Can't you still play like you could back then?
not with the hunger meter, no

Minecraft was a mistake.

>>376681553
There is no point in playing Minercraft anymore. The current playerbase is nothing but little kids so multiplayer is absolute dogshit and they managed to ruin singleplayer with hunger and a retarded story.

If you really wanna try it out you could pirate an alpha version though.