I AM EXTREMELY ANGRY WHAT GAMES DO YOU PLAY TO CALM THE FUCK DOWN?

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Rocket League, 1v1 mode

Don't tie your anger to an external outlet, because that outlet is not always going to be available.

>>376663951
flower or journey are great

>>376663951
Fight Night Round 3 and beat the shit out of someone online.

>>376663951
Do you want to blow off steam by aggressive shit
or just calm down with easygoing chill shit?

>>376665868
YES

>>376665974
ANSWER THE GODDAMN QUESTION PROPERLY YOU PATHIC FAGGOT

GTA with a trainer

Smash TV and DOOM. Sometime all you need to calm yourself down is to go on a killing spree in a video game.

dota 2

>>376666119
HE RESPONDED WITH ANGER SO WHAT DO YOU THINK?

OP GO PLAY SOME FUCKING DOOM

>>376663951
Gitaroo Man

Melee

>>376663951
Mass Effect 3

>>376663951

Anno 2070
Make sure all the AI are set to non-violent.

Asura's Wrath

>>376663951
Sunless Sea with 50000 echoes cheated in

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>>376663951

>>376663951
Download some musou and kill thousands of dudes effortlessly. Helped me, in an hour or so anger goes away and you just get into the rhythm of the game.

Kirby's Dreamland 3
Katamari Damacy
Animal Crossing

Vanquish

>>376663951
kirby, harvest moon, or resident evil 4
but also this >>376664098

Dynasty warriors/Samurai warriors.

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>>376663951
Fez

>>376663951
the legend of krystal
thank me later.
yes they just released the finished product on the website.

>he doesn't play games to get angrier then start breaking stuff and beating his wife

Yakuza

Beat the shit outta some niggas

>>376663951
I go to sleep when I'm overly angry/sad. Sleep is the best medicine for such things.

PROTOTYPE
PROTOTYPE 2 IF YOU WANT TO EXTEND AND ENHANCE YOUR ANGER

>>376666793
>It's finished
Thank you based anon

>>376663951
WHY ARE YOU ANGRY?

>>376663951
VOEZ

>>376666265
WHY IS ARE YOU ANGRY?

>>376663951
SUUUUPERRRRR CLAY FIGHTER 64 AND A THIRRRRRRRRD

>>376666793
>Legend of Krystal is an adult furry flash game originally created by PlayShapes
Nigga what the fuck is wrong with you?

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>>376667118
oh grow up and get with the times gramps.

>>376667052
isn't it 63 and a third?

Why are you fucking pissed?

I'm pretty fucking pissed because I tried to get a 4.0 GPA this semester but got a 2.9 instead.

>>376667359
are you seriously literally correcting me right now ! ?

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>>376666886
THIIIIS

>>376667476
yes

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>>376667281
>finally read that comic
>becomes straight up hilarious because of how sylveon talks

>>376666886
no, this game will piss you off even more op, its shit controls and lackluster story will have you wondering why you wasted money on it

>>376667494
MUSCLE MASS BEST FUCKING POWER
>THROW NIGGA AT HELICOPTERS
>BLOW UP HELICOPTER
>THROW NIGGA AT TANK
>BLOW UP TANK
>THROW NIGGA AT WALL
>RED JELLO EVERYWHERE
>PUNCH NIGGA
>SEND HIM FLYING
>CHARGE PUNCH NIGGA
>SEND HIS GIBS FLYING
HONORABLE MENTION TO HAMMERFIST FOR LOOKING HILARIOUS BECAUSE IT'S LITERALLY JUST REALLY BIG HANDS I MEAN HOW DO YOU EVEN JACK OFF WITH HANDS THAT BIG

>>376667764
SHUT UP FAGGOT

>>376663951
bust a move 2: arcade edition

insanely cutesy and has relaxing music, it even starts off easy enough to make you relax before any real challenge kicks in.

>>376663951
Endless Ocean, nigga. Nothing more relaxing than a chill game about petting fish and penguins. Harvest Moon is also good for this, especially Friends of Mineral Town and Animal Parade.

>>376666793
wait they finished LoK?
I didn't even know it was still being worked on

>>376666793
I used to love that shit years ago, but now I look at it and realize how awful it looks

what the hell happened

>>376663951
The new season of flcl is going to be terrible

all these calming games will do nothing OP. What you need now is to vent your anger on mindless slaughter.

Dynasty warriors will do the trick.

>>376668881
It looks awful, but for some reason my dick loves the janky animations.

>>376663951
Serious Sam

>>376667860
>SHUT UP FAGGOT
could you tone the homophobic langauge down please?

>>376666469
Correct answer.
OP just go do this and don't look back.

>>376670510
SHUTFAG UPFAG FAGGOTFAG

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>>376663951
i usually just go make myself a nice warm drink and sit outside for a while cus videogames just make me angrier

>>376670590
please

>>376664098
Nonsense. Next time he'd angry and doesn't have a Vidya around he can just play very aggressive rock paper scissors.

>>376663951
Serious Sam. There is literally no other game as good as Serious Sam to DISH OUT MADNESS.

>>376666886
The fact prototype 2 doesn't have the armour ability PISSES ME OFF SO MUCH AUGH.

>>376670709
nofag

>>376671210
It does, but if I remember correctly it's comboed with something, that's why the first one is better in my opinion, it has much more shit

>>376671367
It's DLC, and it's just a skin
One thousand suns of rage etc

>>376666886
But Prototype 2 is a lot easier. You can tear through enemies with ease, it's great for when you're angry and need to murder everything in sight like an edgy 14 year old.

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>>376663951
LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNCH TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME!!!!

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>>376668569
>Endless Ocean 2
>Find a plesiosaur
>My computer thinks plesiosaur isn't a word and suggests applesauce instead
>Oceane says we can't tell anyone about it or they'll bother it and shit
>"Don't you agree?"
>No
>"Really? Don't you agree?"
>No
>"Really? Don't you agree?"
>Forced to say yes

>Bring random strangers on tours near the plesiosaur
>Take pictures of it and send them to ocean life magazines
FUCK YOU, OCEANE, I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME

>>376663951
I jerk off

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>>376663951

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I don't get angry anymore.
I don't feel anything.

>>376663951
spiral knights

>>376672674
Sounds like actual depression, friend.

>>376663951
wut got you so angery nig?

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>>376672674
LA-DE-FREAKIN-DAH ANON
LEMME ASK YOU SOMETHING, DO YOU FEEL LIKE SHUTTING YOUR BIG YAPPER?!

>>376663951
Fighting games if you are good

>>376663951
Isn't there a giant gun wielding other giant guns you should be fighting at this very moment?

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>>376673190
I take pills I got prescriped by a general doctor until I get my ass to proper therapy. They don't do much, but I lose most sensitivity in my dick when I take them. Now I don't even feel my dick anymore.

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>>376663951
FUCKING DOOM
IN FACT, I ONLY PLAY DOOM

>>376667281
>>376667729
Sauce?

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>>376663951
Elite Dangerous

>>376674624
boku no pikachu

>>376673702
Talk to a fucking psychiatrist nigger, not a general doctor. Also do try psychotherapy, which is just as important as medication. Depression is no joke.

t. dysthymic fuck

>>376663951

DOOM immediately followed by The World ends with You, and if I am still mad, start a new file in Digimon World

>>376663951
EVE

>>376663951
Beating AI into bloody pulp in EA UFC 2 is extremely satisfying. That's what I do whenever I get buttblasted in Ultimate Team mode.
The Goddather 1 also had some really juicy brutal melee intimidation gameplay, it was one of my favorite games in my angsty teen years - throwing helpless business owners around, smacking them against wall and throwing them through the glass to make them pay you for protection.