You get a emulator that save scumms and cheats in real life.

>>376662193
rape

try to be happy I guess

>>376662193
Probably 800 years of day-by-day autism like Tom Cruise in that film with The Mimics.

rape

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>>376662193
I already thought about this when I was like 13 and the answer was basically "Saving, raping all the hot chicks I like and load the last savefile once I'm in trouble"
The answer now is the same fucking thing with harder fucking and weird fetishes added, any other answer is worthless and stupid

>>376662193
>Activate God Mode
>Become God.

Not even hard desu.

>>376662474
>The Mimics.
why did you capoitalize ahgt

>>376662507
>One day the emulator breaks but you didn't invest perfectly and make yourself a hyper trillionaire because you were too busy raping

>>376662259
Fpbp

>and cheats

crack open that character editor and make myself not ugly

>>376662259
>>376662480
>>376662507
But you have cheats anons

>Infinite money
>No need to rape anyone

>>376662507
What happens when you accidentally hit QL instead of QS?

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>>376662193

Can I cheat myself a gf?

>>376662894
quick end my life

>>376662826
Implying I rape for money

>>376662193
>cheats

i would literally become a hedonist.

shitload of money
eat and drink whatever i want with no harmful side effects
edit my body and penis to be perfect and fuck porn stars
make myself immortal and play video games forever

>>376662894
wanted level cheat

>>376662945
No but you can cheat yourself lots of money. After that you can pick any woman you want.

Set.playerStat.gender(F)

install porn mods to real life
world peace is acheived in my sexual utopia

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>>376662664
People strive to become that rich so they can get all the stuff they want and fuck almost whoever they want
I may not have lived with all the stuff I wanted but I still fucked literally whoever I wanted.
Checkmate, hyper trillionaires

>>376663137
jesus christ, that would never work

>>376662193
Set my int to ridiculous levels then go about creating a utopia.

Rape is the only correct answer

But only strangers I am not evil enough to rape my female friends desu senpai

>reload yesterday
>pick winning lottery numbers
>quietly go home and try not to Butterfly Effect and fuck everything

>>376663537
fuck that i'm making my own utopia. i'm not trusting the future to these shithead politicians who only go where corporations tell them to go

>>376663537
Don't worry dawg everybody will be talking about the huge rape epidemic

First thing I do is input 'showracemenu'.

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>>376662193
>rape the hottest girl I can find
>go to load previous save
>accidently save over load file

What do you do /v/?

>>376663778

Race is a social construct.

>>376662193
Probably rape and ensuring I don't fuck up anything vital like exams or something that'd get me killed.

>>376663358

>But only strangers I am not evil enough to rape my female friends desu senpai

If you wont rape your female friends and family you might be gay.

>>376663827
murder her and use save states until you get away with it

>>376662193
There's already a bunch of faggots who came up with what you want already OP

Google "Master PC"

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>>376662193
>god mode
>infinite money
>stop time

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>>376663827

>~
>Select girl.
>disable
>Enter

>>376663827
New game

>>376663827
Enable god mode.

Kill myself

>>376662826
I wanna rape.

>>376663827
Spend the next few years worth of save games becoming a litigation god and getting her thrown in prison instead.

>>376662193
I recognize that guy. My friends love him. But his jokes are too forced and unfunny

>>376662193
load a different disk

Become the greatest video game player of all time and win every EVO with light punches and Hadokens.

stop time
never restart it

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>>376662193
I would learn things.

Let's say I supply my house with a lot of food and snacks and lock myself there for a month learning how to draw/play an instrument/sculpt. Being able to relive that month over and over again would make me a prodigy in anything I want and it would be fun as fuck since I wouldn't age. I wouldn't even show off my skills I just want to be good at things for fun but my time on this planet is limited.

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>>376662193

>impulse 101
>realize that real life industry is a lot more complex than in a video game
>right before being crushed by literally 100 billion tons of different weapon models from all over the world

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