I'm Todd Howard. AMA

>>376655631
Will I ever get a gf , Todd ?

>>376655631
what kind of games should i buy

>>376655631
If I pirate your game, will you die?

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>>376655631
do you like fallout 4?

Do you guys think he knows about the Toddposting?

>>376655631
are you really todd howard?

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>>376655701
>>376655728
Buy Fallout 4 and all of your dreams will come true.
>>376655770
If you do it'll be the last thing you ever do.

>>376655631
If not enough people buy your games, will the lack of money mean you're a bit short?

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>I'm Todd Howard
Nice try Dolos, but your ways of deceit and pushing overpriced horse armor DLC shall come to an end.

>>376655631
Will the Elder Scrolls VI take place in multiple provinces at once?

What are you going to do to replace dragons and shouts?

Can we please increase the 255 plugin limit?

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>>376655887
HOW DARE YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME! YOU BETTER BUY MY GAME OR ELSE!!

>>376655952
Todd, I have a confession too make.

>>376655631
Do you like Let's Players like the rest of /v/?

>>376655631
manlet

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>>376656051
What is it my son?

>>376655631
Does your goateed counterpart from the mirror universe advocate piracy?

Todd, I have personally bought

Morrowind GOTY edition on PC

Oblivion (and all the DLC) on PC
Oblivion GOTY edition on PC
Fallout 3 (with all DLC) on the Xbox 360, and PC
Fallout 4 (no DLC)
Skyrim (All the DLC) on PC

Do you like me now?

>>376655631
Why did you turn into such an aggressive salesman?

>>376656114
I've never bought or played a Bethesda game.

>>376656114
I've pirated every single game you ever had a hand in. Even Skynet. Especially Skynet.

>>376655631
why fallout 4 is so bad?
i mean....even fallout tactics is better than 4

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>>376656261
T-That's okay anon. Just buy all of them right now for full price and all of your sins will be forgiven.

>>376656381
I don't know todd... they kinda looked buggy

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>>376656432
BULLSHIT

THEY ARE PERFECT

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>>376656176
>Fallout 4 (no DLC)
>NO DLC

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>>376656364
>>376655872
FALLOUT 4 IS A MASTERPIECE BUY THE GAME RIGHT NOW

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>>376656381
I bought Fallout New Vegas and all the DLC but pirated Fallout 3 and Skyrim, Fallout 4 I actively discouraged a few of my friends from buying and they pirated it.

What now you manlet?

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>>376655631
Hello sir, what is your next big project? As a fan i obviously can't wait to preorder it knowing bethesda games are always a safe bet!

>>376656587
BUT TODD LOOK AT ALL THE OTHER GAMES AND DLC I BOUGHT

Please give me a pass on the Fallout 4 DLC. I'll pick it up in a sale maybe!

>>376656581
Todd... I'm sorry.. I think il just pirate them .. all of them .

When is Skyrim 3 coming out?

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>>376655631
When am I gonna get hired? I'm responsible for half your sales.

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>>376656617
Pirating is illegal. I'm afraid I'm going to have to take you in.

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>>376656767
>PiRaTiNg iS iLlEgAl i'M aFrAiD i'M gOiNg To HaVe To TakE yOu iN

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>>376656719
Just try it.

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>>376656749
Don't worry avid Bethesda fan our next hit game, Skyrim 3: battle royale (with guns) is currently in early access on Steam you can expect a full release in 2032 once mod tools are released.

>>376656595
i bought it since day 1 Todd! >:(
i guess you win, but i really want to know is why you fucked up this franchise so much? put some damn rpg elements Todd!!
just take the same damn ideas of fallout 1 & 2 you fucker!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

>>376656921
Or better yet , I'm just gonna buy the wither 3, I heard it's MUCH better then Skyrim

>>376655884
He started it.

>>376656920
kys you facebook tier normalfag

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What do you know about game design? I'm the expert here I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING.

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>>376655884
Just like >>376657105 said see pic.

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>>376657160
>buttblasted r9k retard seething

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Hey Todd. I played your Fallout 4 dlc and hoo boy did that fuck me up. I mean am "I" a robot? That's a question we should all ask ourselves at some point. I mean I really can't remember the events that took place before the beginning of the game and like you totally nailed that point. You hit those deep philosophical points that truly made this game triple A plus PLUS. Brava.

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I love Todd.

He makes the best games AND the best memes!

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>>376656756
There are no bugs in our games, only lovable and hilarious quirks which only add to experience.

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>>376657067
YAMEROOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>376657238
wtf I'm pirating redguard now

>>376657373
I also bought fallout new Vegas

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>>376657242
>posting literal reddit memes
go back kid

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See that mountain? You can climb it.

Uhm so i saw this fine man so much that i decided to get fallout new vegas and all it's DLCs!!!!

>>376657472
Fuck you anon my index fingers just shot mustard gas

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Hey todd, why was new vegas better in every way than 3 and better in almost every way than 4?

>>376655631
If I don't buy Prey, will you spare my family?

>>376655631
What's your favorite game Todd besides anything published by Betheseda?

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>>376655770
>>376656313
>>376657419
What hast thou preordered, anon? For thou art a man of piracy, and not preordering. 'Tis the biggest sin of all.

>>376658106
Scam, senses me there is indeed with thys gentleman

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>>376658067
chess

>>376655631
Todd, why did you half ass Fallout 4 so much? I was seriously looking forward to it, but then realized the game and story were shit. Also, fuck Skyrim, I'll pirate copies for anyone who wants to play it, to spite you.

>>376658383
"Ignores call"

>>376657325
Correlation AND causation.

>>376657472
What is this, an RTI therapy thing? I have an RSI on the base of my thumb from playing too many beat'em ups help plz.

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>>376658669
Hey anon I called like 10 times and you didn't answer is everything okay? Please unlock the door.

>>376658889
"Blocks the door with heavy furniture"

Get the fuck away from me or im calling the police

>>376655631
Were you really in the chess club?

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>>376658972
Anon what are you doing in there that you don't want me to see? You're not pirating my games are you!?

>>376657238
I remember what <G> or *g* used to mean, AMA

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>>376659092
GET AWAY. This is my fucking monitor screen, look. NO pirated fallout games. I bought fallout, the one you like so much here..

Now go, please, i beg you. I even had to block the time played with red coloring because the number is too high to show. That should show you just how much i love your game. And look how many friends i have that have enjoyed your game too. now go away Todd. Nothing more for you here.

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>>376655631
hey todd, i just don't have money at the moment.
is there any way you can give me a fallout 4 steam key?

>>376655631
Can you sign my copy of Fallout 3: New Vegas?

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>>376659350
*teleports behind you*
Heh, looks like you made your last mistake, kid. Should have bought Fallout 4 and all the DLC instead.

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>>376659706
PLEASE, Please. How the fuck did you get inside my room? Here, i actually have your game. Please now let me go. Look, i even have the goty edition of fallout 3

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>>376659803
But do you own The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, anon?

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>>376659968
Y-yes. I beg you to show me mercy. I have not played it since 2012 and i have no DLCs. Oh dear todd show me mercy please please

>>376659803
>contraptions workshop

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>>376660059
>no DLCs
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
TIME TO DIE, FUCKING DREAMBOY

Todd.... I have no time left.... please Todd... come closer ...

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>>376660216
oh sh-

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>>376660250
What is it anon?

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>>376660216
PLEASE. TODD. I BEG YOU. I have one last thing that might grant your mercy. Please do not kill me.. I am afraid. I hope this will quell your anger, you who are so nice and have such beautiful hair and is so nice. Can you not show a simple anon some mercy? Please..

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>>376660608
Ok, but YOU'D BETTER BUY ALL THE SKYRIM DLC RIGHT THE FUCK NOW.

>>376660559
Please ... *cough* take care off... elder scrolls and fallout ... they're my favorite game series

>>376660732
But please i don't play it, why do i have to buy all DLC for a game i do not play? Can i not download DLCs at least for free??

I wonder if Todd knows about toddposting

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>>376660791
I see that you too *cough* have my illness.

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>>376655631
no you're not, this is now a you are the girl beneath your post thread.

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>>376660838
ARE YOU SAYING YOU'RE GOING TO PIRATE IT!? YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BUY THE DLC THEY'RE MASTERPIECES JUST FUCKING BUY IT

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>>376660838
YOU'D BEST DO AS I SAY RIGHT NOW NIGGER

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>>376660886
>implying Todd isn't actually behind it

>>376660954
NO NO NO NO. I WILL BUY THEM FROM G2A ONE DAY, I PROMISE. NOT TODAY, PLEASE.

>>376655631
How will you casualize the Elder Scrolls series even further when you make 6?

>tfw there will never be another Daggerfall/Morrowind

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>>376661019
>G2A
FUCK
YOU
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

>>376655770
it will be extremely painful

>>376660907
Todd.. Promise me something before I go...

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>>376655631
Hello, Todd. I'm Rod. I just wanted to ask why you're so handsome?

>>376661150
BUT WHERE DO YOU EXPECT ME TO BUY IT TODD? PLEASE STOP BEING SO ANGRY. I SHOWED YOU I OWN ALL YOUR GAMES, YET YOU ARE STILL ACTING SO MAD AT ME

>>376661068
You underestimate the willingness of studios to do trash remakes of old good games to cash in on nostalgia.

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I fucking adore toddposting.

>>376655952
>Buy Fallout 4 and all of your dreams will come true
But I heard from a legitimate group of video game journalists that Skyrim was the best RPG of all time. Why would you want me to play an inferior game?

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I heard one of you pussy manlets pirated Fallout 4.

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>>376661275
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BUY IT FOR FULL PRICE. JUST BUY IT. BUY IT NOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWW

>>376661403
No actually i do have the legit version as shown here:
>>376659803
But guess what, i pirated the DLCs on my legit version. It just fucking works. What are you gonna do about it you fucking loser? I am no longer afraid

Can I get a refund for Skyrim and Fallout 4?

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>>376661275
THE STEAM STORE YOU FUCKING AUDACIOUS NIGGER
http://store.steampowered.com/dlc/72850

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>>376661483
I hope your house is explosion proof.

>>376661546
I was going to, but then you screamed at me and was rude. So now im not gonna do it. Fuck you.

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GREETINGS EARTHLINGS!

I come from a distant galaxy known to my people as Bethdromeda. I bring a dire warning to purchase Fallout 4 or suffer our species' wrath.

I pirated Skyrim and Fallout 4 6 times each and even showed my friends how to pirate games so they can do it too!

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>>376655631
how are you so handsome and good at making the best video games ever?

>>376661557
Uhm, it's not. Why would you blow me up?..

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>>376661673
Accept your shadow anon. You know you WANT to buy my game.

Forgive me Todd, for I am a poorfag. However, I have saved up enough to buy a Fallout game, with all DLC of course.

I am humbled to have purchased one of your games, and will look forward to enjoying New Vegas.

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>>376661917
THAT'S THE WRONG GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>376661917
WHAT?!

>>376655631
Why do you keep making threads on /v/ telling people not to mod your games?

>>376662009
>>376661997
I-I am sorry for my ignorance O Great Todd! I will refund the game and buy another one instead!

Please have mercy on this poor, ignorant faggot. Please enlighten me Todd, which games should I buy?

W-with all DLC, of course.

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>>376661648
I'm sorry for being so rude, anon. I didn't really mean it.
Will you buy all of the Skyrim DLC now? Please?

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>>376662104
My games are already the ultimate masterpieces. Mods will only worsen the experience.

>>376661997
>>376662009
Dont worry Todd-sama. I bought 5 copies of skyrim remastered and preordered 5 more on switch... and i dont even own a switch.

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Why didn't you buy my game?

How did this aggressive salesman Todd thing become a meme?

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>>376662278
Never shoulda come here

>>376655631
How many copies of Fallout 4 and Skyrim should the average household own, Todd?

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zZzz....

>>376662278
Dunno, but the Todd Howard meme started out as Todd disguising himself and telling lies. The aggressive salesman doesn't suit him at all so it was most likely started by newfags misunderstanding the joke.

>>376662370
But I have money ready to give away for your next game. When is TES6 coming out?

>>376662278
Something about how he admitted he lurked /v/ and now people assumed he shilled his game here a bit.

>>376662435
Fallout 4 sucked

>>376662487
Source please?

>>376662435
I'VE NEVER PIRATED A SINGLE BETHESDA GAME!
BECAUSE THEY'RE SO BAD THAT IT ISN'T EVEN WORTH YOUR TIME TO PIRATE THEM!

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>>376655631
TESVI story is done.
Can I come out of my drug coffin yet, Todd? Y-you promised...and Emil will get all the credit like always.

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>>376662489

SORE WA GO FUCK YOURSELF

YOU HAVE NO PROOF OF THAT AT ALL

wow this thread is fucking autistic

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>>376662473
Oh man lucky for me... i need some food. I spend all my own money on paying other developers just so the games can be perfect for you guys.

Todd bless

>>376661907
>Okay so, maybe you are a part of me
>Maybe I do lie compulsively, but it's because I want people to like my games
>Plus it's everyone elses fault too, cause they just need to FUCKING BUY IT

>Todd has accepted his inner self
>Todd has gained the Persona Trish
I can't think of a greedier fuck in the series, let alone a demon.

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>>376662489
>>376662565
>>376662627
Huh, what's that? You say something anon?

>>376662718
I've never pirated a single Bethesda game, Todd.

>>376662718
Yeah Todd, Bethesda is bankrupt, your gonna have too move in with your wife's bull.

>>376662207
B-but why did you release mod tools and add mod support for consoles then?

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>>376662836
>>376662837
Speak up anon I can't hear you.

>>376655631
How do I get a job at Bethesda as a Writer?

>>376662637
I know he's not really here but I have to whine anyway

When are we gonna upgrade from the 16bit file ID key system (or whatever its called) so we can have more than 255 plugins, Todd? A lot of mods can not be merged safely.

i wonder if todd knows how big of a meme he is and what he thinks about it

>>376662970
I HAVE NEVER PIRATED A SINGLE BETHESDA GAME.

>>376655631
hey todd
howard you doing

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>>376663078
Why thanks anon~ How would you like a reward for your contribution?

>>376663051
Is it still an issue in Skyrim SE?

>>376663072
How long ago did he admit to lurking /v/ again?

>>376662717
Mastema

>>376663168
THAT'S BECAUSE THEY'RE SO SHIT THAT IT'S NOT EVEN WORTH IT TO PIRATE THEM

>>376663168
I never said I bought them

>>376663179
Yes. And to make it worse they didn't even combine the main plugins. They left them separate so oldirm mods could stay compatible but most of them ended up not being compatible anyway.

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>>376663323
>>376663336
HOW DARE YOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>376662278
The original joke of him being a compulsive liar about his promises of the Elder Scrolls games gave way to edited pictures of him in poor disguises trying to promote his games.
Then things got out of control when him going nuclear generated a lot of (You)s

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>>376663323

ENOUGH

>>376663434
disguised todd > assmad todd

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>>376663434
Did someone say nuclear?

/r/ an edit of Todd as a Hotline Miami character

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Oh herro there /v/! Have you heard of a great game by name of Prey?

>>376655631
Is it true you're name is Todd "the god with a big rod "Howard?

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I'm ready to play some Fallout 4 Todd!

>>376655631
You're so kawaii, Todd-kun.

>>376663685
Fuck you kojima you hack

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Yahaha! You found me! Now you have to buy my game!

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>>376663627
STANDING
ON THE EDGE

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>>376663689
>>376663818
DELETE THESE RIGHT NOW

I actually read the 4chan rules want. Piracy, encouraging piracy or hinted that your pirate is again the rules. But in practice you're looked down on here if you admit that you don't pirate and are anti-piracy.

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>>376663752
I am not this Kojima, I am here to tell you about Prey because I pray it and it very good. Will you buy it?

>>376663932
If piracy isn't encouraged then why does /t/ exist?

>>376664012
I'll consider getting it for free

>>376663932
>giving a flying fuck about "rules" on intrawebs

>>376664047
It says that illegal torrents aren't allowed.

I guess 4chan doesn't really mean it but are forced to claim to have an anti-piracy stance and then somehow 'not catch it' as a loophole.

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>>376664135

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>>376664126
REPENT IN HELL

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>>376663897
Todd, I'm already a demon.

>>376661197
F

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>>376664230
Then I'm dragging you down to hell along with me.

>>376664261
No I'm still here . Just waiting on Todd too deliver his promise ..

>>376655631
Which of your games is the best?

>>376657918
what the heck is wrong with that thing?

>>376664216
>*teleports to ur side*
heh...4.0

>>376664184
what's the matter, feel uncomfortable without any mods around to suck their dicks?

YHVHoward where?

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>>376655631
Todd. We need to talk about the promises you made during Fallout 3.

You promised me us alot of shit that never happened. I want a refund.

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>>376664462

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I remember now.....

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>>376664406
T-They're all the best! Stop asking ridiculous questions and just buy them all dammit!

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Todd posting is the only good meme on /v/ these days.

>>376664557
I already bought them all, just want to know which one I should play first.

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>>376664406

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>>376664593
>posting that cuck detective in a Todd thread

T-Todd! I have over 1000 hours in Skyrim and ALL the DLCs have been legally purchased! Have I please you oh great Todd?

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hey yo anon, here is the fallout 4 with all dlc and season pass. thats 149.99 please.

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>>376664441
forgot image

>>376664685
>insulting the protagonist
Didn't know you were a Kaedefag, Todd.

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>>376664735
Where's Fallout 4?

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>>376664597
Buying games is the best part of the experience.

>>376664742
sorry todd i bought a much cheaper game, called new vegas.

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>>376664760
DON'T YOU DARE INSULT KAEDE! SHE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE PROTAGONIST GODDAMNIT

>>376664829
Well, good thing i pirated them then.

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>Fallout 4 isn't a game, it's an experience! EXPERIENCE!

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>>376664854
YOU SON OF A BITCH JUST WAIT UNTIL I GET MY BAIL, YOU'RE DEAD YOU'RE FUCKING DEAD!!

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I haven't ever played a Bethesda game
Not pirated either

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>>376664742
it's glorious!

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>>376664808
Well uh, I sorta borrowed it off a friend

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>>376664470
Greetings Son of- I mean Sir. I have caught wind of you mentioning our Lord.
Fine chap he is, remember to praise him and he shall walk with you. Also stay away from that shady Lucifer character, I hear he's an anarchist.

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Hi Todd. I was wondering if you could eat some delicious pancakes in Skyrim!

>>376664854
>>376664925
Pretty sure it's still Bethesda which gets the money you pay for FNV on Steam, not Obsidian.

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you dont have health care?
thats fine...thats fine.
you have fallout 4 though right?

>>376665140
i have fallout 3 goty not fallout 4 though.

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>>376665242
say goodbye to your granpa faggot

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Please help anons! Bethesda is forcing me to make shitty games against my will! I just want to make good games like Morrowing again. Please anons...save me.

>>376665376
...my grandpa has been dead for a while todd

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>>376665020

Of course you can! everything is possible in my games!

>>376665436
T-TODD?! How do I save you?!

>>376665376
But that's not my grandpa!

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>>376665467
hold here down bill. this is definetly anon's sister

>>376665618
I don't have any siblings todd....

>>376665618
I don't have a sister.

>>376665618
...im a only child todd

>>376664557
I heard Skyrim's the best.

>>376664424
the penis has a mouthface smith-berg-san

>>376655631
I actually believe this

what will you be showing @E3?

>>376665618
Jesus Todd you're killing innocent bystanders that aren't even related! I'll buy the game just stop the carnage please!

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>>376665480
At the next E3 event, it's when it'll be the easiest to stage a rescue mission. Please anon, save me. I don't think I can holf on much long-

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Hey guys, having a good night? I'll just need to see your copies of Fallout 4 and then I can let you go, I'm sure you want to be home playing Fallout 4 as soon as you can, so hurry up boys.

fuck i love toddposting

>>376657918
this is what americans think an uncut penis looks like

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>>376665659
>>376665850
>>376665698
>>376665693
>>376665659
im gonna stick this up you asses faggots. stop messing with me

>>376665853
Todd! What's your plan? How do I free you from Zenimax and Pete Hines?

>>376666091
I like anal though.

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*breathes audibly down on your neck*

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>>376666142
It doesn't matter who you are. What matters is our plan.

>>376666394
back the fuck off?

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>>376666517
psh, wrong move kiddo
*teleports behind u*
*forces you to buy Fallout 4™ and all Fallout 4™ DLC*

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>>376666517
GET OVER HERE

Master Todd, I bought FO3 (all DLC), FO4 (no DLC), Skyrim (one DLC), and F:NV with all DLC for 360 and PC.

Have I been a good gamer?

>>376666686
>this guy comes into the bar
>slaps you gf's ass
>what do you do

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>>376666398
Tell me about Todd! Why does he wear the platform shoes?

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...Are you ready for E3, my dear audience?

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>>376666860
How about you buy my game kiddo?

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>>376666860
Pirate Skyrim.

*Buys all of Todd's games at full price, including all season passes/DLC/Physical merchandise*

Here ya go Todd! Happy now?

>>376655631
Todd, I'm sorry but I sold my copy of Fallout 4 on Ebay, and I bought it pre-owned, didn't even pay more than 30 dollars. How do you feel about this?

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>>376666752
thou have learned the truth, fellow anon, you have seen the enlightenment. now buy fallout 4 for your family or be know as the non-enlightened.

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>>376667325

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is toddposting the peak of /v/? can we go any higher?

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Buy my game insect

>>376667671
This e3. When Todd talks about Todd posting

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>>376667671
I'm waiting for the day Todd publicly acknowledges our Toddposting.

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>>376655631

Wait a second:

Todd. Did you buy Fallout 4? Did you buy your own game? I can't invest in a game unless it's creator is willing to purchase it themselves.

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>Fallout 4 was so bad it wasn't even worth the time it took to pirate
I paid nothing and still felt ripped off

>>376655631
Is it true you cannot enter a home unless one of the residents invites you inside?

>>376661283
best thread this week desu senpai

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Does Todd buys his own games

>>376656920
>Bringing black facebook memes to 4chan

Jesus Christ, summer has come early.

>>376668419
how else do you think he gets millions of sales?

Hey Todd, I want to know if I should buy the DLC for Fallout 4, or pay my rent this month?

I mean I can defer a payment or two, but not sure if it's worth a potential eviction.

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>todd posting threads cure my depression every time without fail

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>>376668819
A house can't give you the same kind of happiness Fallout 4's DLC can. I'll just leave you with that anon.

>>376662572
man i wish i had a job like that
sounds like more fun than playing a bethesda game

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Remember Peter Molyneux?
>trees that grow in real time

>>376669117
As much as I hate the lying bastard, lionhead did make the movies which is an amazing game.

>>376659339
What did it mean?

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>>376669247
>The Movies

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>>376668179
This is illegal you know