Fuck Mario Kart.

>>376655063
I get the chain of bad luck, but it's not like anyone was close enough to throw that banana. What a retard.

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>running right into that banana
You deserve it.

>>376655063
>slips on banana peel in front of him
>WAAAH RNG SHIT
Nah fuck off, own up to your faults. Even with shit RNG I end up at least 3rd, and that's worst case scenario.

Git gud

>>376655063
You're just gonna trigger nintenbros who play this kind of games """competitively""".

>>376655139
>>376655239
>>376655417
I believe the problems were he was going too fast to swerve as seen with the flames and the fastest path on the third lap is right where the banana peel was. You have to remember there is a turn right before this, so he might not have seen it in time.

Mario Kart was never meant to be fair.

>>376655239
That's a big Snickers.

I'm so glad mortonfags got their just desserts with the fire hop removal

>>376655063
Not as bad as Daisy Destruction

>>376656084
The people that beat you with fire hopping are still beating you without it.

>>376655063
maybe you shouldn't drive straight into banana peels

>>376656084
morton fags should be beaten within an inch of their life every morning as their alarm clock.

>>376656319
What's with the hate for a character in a game for children?

>>376655779
Nah, he had plenty of time to move out of the way of that peel. I just played that map.

>>376655063
>drives directly into an easy to avoid obstacle
>blames the game
lol?

>>376656424
morton is ugly and literally retarded. the only people who would EVER play as him are just tier fagging because it is impossible to like morton

>>376655779
Bullshit, he didn't even swerve towards the ramp.

>>376655063
This happens constantly in Double Dash therefore it's shit

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>>376655063
>2011
>Still driving into bananas in Mario Kart

ISHYGDDT

>>376656424
Actually the game is rated E for "Everyone".

That means everyone can play it. That includes adults.

But what do I know, I play on an adult console for adult games such as Bloodborne and Persona 5. Those are for sophisticated adults, none of this "karting". Nobody could ever have fun with something like that. I know fun.

>>376655063
>Morton
>Blue Falcon

Those items are keeping you honest, my man.

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>>376656219
>fire hopping
How's 150cc treating you?

Cannon bullet thing is the best item in the game

>>376655063
And fuck white people.

>>376656905
>200cc is hard maymay

200 is easier than 150.

>>376656995
Fuck /pol/.

>>376656905
>getting this triggered over some retarded tech
You don't have to be mad anymore since it's not in deluxe.

>>376655972
For black cock

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>Playing this fucking game online.
>Cruising in 1st most of the race
>Final stretch of the last lap
>Have a Fuckton of items run a train on me
>Finished in 8th place because of it
>MFW
Yeah nah fuck this game

Eugene, go play Oregon Trail

>>376657270
Play time trials then. All skill, no luck

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>>376656602

>it is impossible to like morton

http://d.facdn.net/art/hollonut/1493414549/1493414549.hollonut_koopalingsmorton.swf

Ummm

>hit 3000
>might as well roll a 10 sided dice and whatever number it lands on is my final position because luck is all that matters

too many "fuck the guy in front of me up" items and not enough catch up items
every race is just 2 or 3 people that escape item hell half way across the map being untouchable while everyone whiles fucks each other over and trying not to come 8th

>>376655972
ot it's just a small boy

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>blue shell coming at me
>haha who cares i've got a super horn
>boo steals it

>second place gets triple reds at the same time

>>376657671
>boy
Anon...

Double items has made this game complete chaos. I can't tell if I like it or not.

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Why are all Mario Kart threads on /v/ so terrible? It's always the same whining of people who are bad at the game and blame it on items/motron/meme hopping/whatever. Just git gud, or play something else.

>>376655063
Fuck blue shell. An item which sole's purpose is to fuck and punish people for doing a good job.

Punishing people for being the best is a retarded idea.

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>>376657680
>about to cut across with mushroom, this will finally catch me up and give me a fighting chance!
>boo steals the shroom a nanosecond before i use it
>drive straight into the green


i love and hate boo, its hard to stay mad when they fuck you over so perfectly

its pretty funny nintendo made games like mario kart only to shit them up for kids even younger

now the item drops are pure communism and theres barely anywhere where you can fall off the tracks

this excessive level of balance is inexcusable unless you think your audience is mostly literal toddlers, what the fuck is wrong with nintendo

>>376657957
>git gud
how about you play an actual racing game, MK8D sure did bring in the melee crowd

We all agree that Mario Kart Wii was better than 8 right?

>>376658134
Now you understand how retarded it is to disproportionately tax the rich

>>376657957
>just git gud at this random based party game bro

>>376658267
fuck no

>>376658267
Kill yourself Cody

>>376658267
neck yourself, meleefag

>>376658243
>>376658303
Okay keep bitching about everything then. I suck at the game, but at least I don't search for excuses and shtpost about it on /v/.

>>376655779
>the fastest path on the third lap is right where the banana peel was.
You're playing grand prix mode, the "fastest path" is completely off the table as a reliable path to take. He deserved it.

>>376655063
The only ones worth a shit were Super Mario Kart, Double Dash, and DS. 8 is the worst. Haven't played 8 Deluxe but I doubt its improved at all

What's it called when people only remember the bad and none of the good?
It's on the tip of my tongue but I can't quite remember it. Either way it perfectly describes this thread.

>>376657439
>hollonut

>>376659084
Confirmation bias?

>>376659396
That's the one, thanks.

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Enough negativity. Post 10/10 tracks from the series.

>>376655063
>Blue shell targeting someone who is clearly not in first any more
Wait... he lapped them or something right?

>>376660005
It was too close to him by the time he lost the position.

>>376660005
On the final lap, the blue shell will go after the person closest to the finishing line.

For example, if you're in 3rd place and the people in 1st and 2nd have already finished the race, the shell will come after you.

>>376655063
This seems like bullshit. Why would the blue shell hit him? You see at least 2 people drive past him, he's not in 1st place anymore. The shell wouldn't hit him unless he's in 1st and I can't believe he's a whole lap ahead of everyone.

>>376660256
Okay, I can at least understand this.

>>376660261
Shell targets whoever is in first place actively. Since 1st and 2nd already finished the race, he was in 1st

>>376658354
Is that supposed to be a Boomer or a Smoker?

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>>376659614
https://youtu.be/d224PrISnVY

>>376659614
ticktockclock from the ds version
it was the tits

>>376657270
If you were good then those items wouldn't have mattered. Plus it's not like Mario Kart is the kind of game where one match decides everything. It's meant to be played over multiple races, with the idea that the RNG will balance and and favor everyone as much as it disfavors everyone, so in the end the most skilled will be on top.

>>376660583
what's wrong with the MK8 version?

>>376660595
>items that only affect 1st
>item rarity per placing

>>376660472
Has it always been like that? I don't remember it being that way back when I played 64. I remember getting hit by blue shells after winning while watching the computer take over during the cut scenes when it was showing the points.

>>376660658
Haven't played mk8.

>>376660583
8 Deluxe has a better version.

>>376660843
I miss when the blue shell was just a normal shell that would hit anyone it touched on its path to the first place racer. I'm not a fan of it flying over everyone and doing the explosion at the end. It's over-designed now.

>>376661448
It still hits people on the way, and the explosion is meant to hit anyone super close to first, preventing someone from staying just barely behind in second and then jumping even further ahead after first gets hit.

>>376661551
That's the point you fucking dumbass.

>>376661836
gottem

>>376659614
Waluigi's pinball. It even had its own sounds.

>>376659614
>>376660567
>>376660583
>>376661993
Why is DS so good?

>>376662239
Battle and Mission mode mostly.
Some people liked that you could cheese the miniturbo and snake too.

>>376661551
Normie spotted.

>>376655063
That ghost mario doing a sick trick past him makes this webm complete

>>376655972
For you.

>>376660843
In single player, the shell always goes after you. So if you finish in first place, the shell will still hit you after the computer takes over.

But if a cpu finishes in first place, the shell will hit you if you're the next in line.

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I've had shit like this happen to me multiple times and refuse to play the games any more because of it.

>>376660595
>If you were good then those items wouldn't have mattered

Nigga what?

>Grab two item boxes
>Coin and green shell
>Red and blue shell coming for you white boy
>WHAT DO YOU DO

>>376661993
>>376662239
I'm actually tempted to get wiimmfi on my DS and play mkds online again.

>>376655063
>hitting banana
>ignoring ramp for miniboost

yeah you deserve all of that, retard.

>>376655063
But why did you drive straight into the banana?

I think the biggest problem in this one is when you get hit, you come to a FULL STOP instead of still maintaining a bit of momentum, allowing you to get back into the flow easier, like the other games

>>376655063
welcome to Games for Everybody!™

If you dont use the Pipe Frame
You are a shitter

>>376663046
All stock or nothing.

>>376661448
It still is that way. Only a few games had the shell fly over head on its way to first place

>>376663046
t. shitter

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>>376655063
Why'd you hit that banana peel when you could have easily avoided it? Idiot.

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In what universe is this the same rainbow road that was in the N64 version?

What the fuck nintendo.

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I haven't played MK8D yet but I did play MK8. Did heavies get nerfed/lights get buffed? Is it actually viable to play lightweights this time?

Wait the pipe frame got nerfed a bit i think

>>376658215
No one asked for your opinion

>>376663474
The train was never in the original, but that's not the worst part. It's only 1 lap.

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>>376658243
>stop having fun

>>376663727
The track layout isn't even similar whatsoever.

It's a shame it's only one lap, too, because it's my favourite course, but I wish you had to do the WHOLE thing three times, make that shit a marathon.

>>376663727
>>376663893
It would have been better had it been 2 laps with the option of 1/2/3 laps in time trials.

>>376662659
Be far enough ahead so blue shell doesn't matter. Pull your green out to defend against the red, but again it doesn't matter because you are far enough ahead. Seriously this game has been out for like 5 years. Stop running into fucking wall's, get 10 coins as fast as fucking possible, learn to drift, and stop driving off the track.

It just isn't Mario Kart without some good ole fashion item rape.

>>376663893
Yeah, the chain chomps don't roam the course and just bounce around, that's a shame too.

One day I want nintendo to just make HD versions of all the courses and just put every single course from every game on one disc. Then, if they added an option to make "playlists" basically, you could, for example, play every version of rainbow road back to back.

>>376661836
>>376662452
you fucking idiots, you fell right INTO HIS TRAP :^)

>>376658134
If we can assume winning is fun, but losing is not fun, then fun can be optimized if everyone has an equally likely chance of winning regardless of skill.

>>376656084
Leave my husbando alone, subhuman

>>376663893
>The track layout isn't even similar whatsoever.
You haven't looked at the layout have you. Don't let the anti-grav mechanic fool you because they layout more or less the same.

>>376658409
You'd have to be literally braindead to think luck isn't a huge factor in this game.

>>376663567
I honestly don't know I've always mained shyguy and even now with the formula f-zero kart I get an average of 2nd place at minimum, never fucked with heavies because I dont like their feel.

The only nerf I found when I looked them up is them getting rid of the "fire-hop"

>someone gets ahead with a bullet bill
>blue shell doesn't target them
???

>>376663727
It was a controversially long and boring level, so they made it shorter, added a bunch of boost pads, and reduced the lapcount.

>>376664818
It's a factor as it is in all games but not as big as you claim it to be.

>finish race
>see X button light up
>0/8 counter
what is this?

>>376656995
I fuck niggers

>>376664891
After a certain distance the Blue Shell locks on to the player that was first permanently so it'll always hit that player rather than the person that over took.

>>376662239
DS Rainbow Road remains probably my most favorite Rainbow Road song to this fucking day, and just barely(SNES and the 7 remixes of it are REALLY fucking good too.) So goddamn good.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OD5GsDb_Cus

remember, MKwii is terrible but its ok when 8 does it

>>376658267
Not in the fucking slightest

>>376663474
It's actually really nice. The bad thing is that it's only one lap.

>>376665421
Don't get me wrong, I love this track, it's my fave in MK8D, but it shouldn't be called the N64 track, because it's not.

>>376658267
I HATE YOU

>>376664909
The problem is now it's one of the shortest tracks in the entire game, and it only has one lap.

>Mario Kart DS Rainbow Road has antigrav sections
>they don't put it in MK8

For what purpose?

>>376664976
You can save highlights. You are allowed to save up to 8.

>>376665791
shittiest rainbow road beside the n64 RR

>>376658267
Genuinely die

>>376665529
>but it shouldn't be called the N64 track, because it's not.
Why not? It has the same layout as the original if you compare them both. Well aside from the positioning of the loop.
The only difference is that it only has one lap.

>>376665791

going upside down for 3 seconds =/= antigrav

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>>376657957
>>376658243

Because the only kart racer anyone actively plays is fucking Mario Kart. Most don't get good enough sequels or reasons to constantly care because they're not long standing traditions. There hasn't been a single kart racer that continuously attracts attention like MK does.

And on top of that, all the other ones people remember fondly, like DKR and CTR all require more skill. Even the last one, Sonic ASRT had more fucking skill required.

You get faggots who whine because they lose to luck and delusional fuckers like you who think MK8 doesn't favour the value of luck-based gaming.

MK8 is designed for children and families, it's just a fucking party game. But no, it's always about x doesn't like this or y likes this. If you old enough to post here and actively care about your position in MK, you're not the game's target audience.

One thing that makes me a little weird with online is that when you're in first place the item roulette will take at least six seconds to decide an item and usually it's a double coin if you hit the double item block so you're fucked if you don't have a good lead. It's just peculiar to me that it happens to me a lot when I have an advantage.

>>376665997
Pretty sure if you hit the item button it speeds the roulette up.
And that it's always been like that.

>>376658267

jesus christ

Can we all agree that Double Dash is the best MK game followed by MKDS and then MK8?

>>376666208
Not with those controls
DS > 8/D > 7 > all the rest

>>376664020
The problem is this assumes everyone else in the race is absolutely terrible and you're the only competent player. You can't always assume you're going to be racing 5 year olds who can't keep up with you.

>>376666121
yeah I hit the item button I spam the shit out of it and it still doesn't respond and I get double coins. It's just weird to me.

>>376658303
>DUDE
>ACCELERATION
>LMAO

HOW THE MOTHER FUCKING FUCK ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO FUCKING DO THE FUCKING RAINBOW ROAD TIME TRIAL??? I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD I CANNOT MAKE IT PAST THE FIRST TURN FUCK THIS GAME

>everything is unlocked now

why?

>>376667004
Lots of drifting and collect coins. Once you reach 10 coins, your max speed increases.

>>376667051
Only the characters are anon.

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>>376667051
Did you really enjoy playing 50cc for the character unlocks?

Kart parts and gold mario are still unlockable

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>>376667051
All characters besides Gold Mario are unlocked immediately. You have to work to get everything else.

>>376667179
That's the thing, I can't make it past the first turn because purple boost fucking flings me off even when I drift towards the goddamn turn

>>376667335
Play as as light character like baby characters and have roller wheels. That will give you more control of your turning.

>>376667320
>another metal character
>a mario
holy fucking kek

>>376667447
And?

>>376667197
>Ding Dong's forehead is as large as his animated version

>>376667447
It's just a gold skin for metal mario

>>376667447
The gold skin is more of a statement that you beat 200cc and show off for online play.

i'd buy mk8d but i have heard there are too many red shells and honestly those are just not satisfying at all to use and when you are hit by them you feel only cheated.

>finally got golden wheel
>never get to use them because im addicted to 5 accel like a massive shitter

>playing Morton

You deserve it fag

>>376662636
baby. If you're not getting drunk and having fun regardless you are doing it wrong. Bitches love Mario Kart

what makes morton OP?
i thought they nerfed fatties

>>376668057
Nothing, just mad lightweight babies crying

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>>376667890
I know that feeling, though I'm kinda glad because Koopa's my favorite.

>>376655063
>Still playing morton in deluxe
kys fatty, i'm GLAD he got fucked

never played the wiiU someone explain this morton meme?

>>376668291
How the fuck is your favourite course Cheese Land? Objectively the most boring course in the whole game?

>>376668412
t. baby rosalina degenerate

FUUCKKKKKKK RED SHELLLLS FUUUCKKKK THIS SKILLLESS TRASH FUCK ITEM

>>376669101
>can't deal with red shells
Remember when /v/ wasn't irredeemable trash at video games?

>>376669101
adapt

>>376669101
Heh,,,, gamer, you need to get good, or as us /v/irgins on 4CHAN like to colocally put it, you need to "git gud".

>>376669470
Red shells have lost you races.

>>376669705
Nope. In fact, I've never even been hit by a red shell since Mario Kart Double Dash. You know what's my secret? I'm not a pussy little casual BEYOTCH like you.

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>>376655063

> Runs into a banana when there was a ramp right to the side a good distance away with absolutely no obstacles between him and the ramp
> Gets screwed over

What were you expecting?

>>376669101
>Losing to red shells

So this is the power of new /v/

>>376669790
Naw, you're the biggest pussy I know. Bitch.

>>376669845
Classic Morton mains, brain dead tier whores who still think hes great

>>376655063
I'm with OP on this one. I think the games are great, but if that shit happened to me I'd lose my cool and probably break my hand

>>376670190
LoL. Want to come at me kid? I'm 6'1" 110lbs of pure muscle. I'd rape you then put you in the ditch. Try and talk shit about my Mario Kart skills again, lil pussy bitch. I main Rosalina.

>>376655239
I don't think he saw the banana until the last second. You see him try to hop over it but that doesn't work out so well. I think the real issue here is if Mario Kart punishes way too harshly. It is crazy how one minor mistake causes you to go down four places instantly, and the opposition wasn't even that close behind. It's also completely ridiculous that he got a Blue Shell when he wasn't in first for quite some time; you can clearly see in the beginning of the webm that there are one or two racers ahead of him. I miss how in MK64, you can prevent a slide after you hit a banana but whatever.

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>>376670445
They just, uh, need to git gud. Yeah.

>>376670445
>It's also completely ridiculous that he got a Blue Shell when he wasn't in first for quite some time
Blue Shells lock on permanently to a player when in a certain range meaning that the blue shell was launched quite a ways back and he was still in first when it reached that threshold.

I assume you couldn't just stop where youre at and prevent the race from finishing?

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>>376670425
>6'1" 110lbs

>in earlier games use to be able to dodge red
>now you can't
Why.

Also, who thought Bullet Bill was a good idea? If it lasted like 3 seconds or something then I'd be okay with it.

Daisyfag here i just had two back to back game being hit by two blue shells. Fuck this game reeeeeeee

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>>376670425
I'd like to see you try faggot.
I'm 270 pounds of pure physical prowess.

I'd like to see you get past my fedora, double chin, ponytail and katana, you fucking faggot. I bet you don't even watch anime.

>>376671076
Except you can dodge red and even blue shells still.
It just isn't as easy to pull off.

>>376671254
Don't red shells float through the air and follow you off jumps and shit?

>>376671482
Yes which is why you save your banana's and shells for that and perfect the dodges on land.

>>376671254
How the fuck are you suppose to dodge red and blur shells nowadays?

>>376670657
Fucking OP tier Daisy Machbike and he's only 20 feet ahead of his opponent on the last stretch. How are people this bad at drifting and avoiding pitfalls. Do they seriously crash into evey wall? When I played kart Wii online I made it a goal to try and finish so far ahead of my opponents that the race would auto quit before 2nd place even crossed the line. If you can't front run at time trial speeds you have no business blaming items for a loss, especially with an OP setup

>>376671630
Red shells you can dodge by short cuts or alt paths, and blue shells by mushroom and good timing

>>376671717
impressive mental gymnastics

>>376671798
lying sack of shit.

>>376671630
One that people do on edgeless stages for the blue shell is just drive off and let Lakitu pick them up avoiding taking the hit.
There's always the horn too.
You can dodge them by boosting with a shroom but that's like some frame perfect shit.

>>376655063

This game isn't fin onlne. I don't care about hitting my friends with shit, and hitting my friends with shit. Fucking sucks when try hard autismos online pelt you with items.

Mario Kart is most fun locally.

>>376671885
He didn't explain the red part very well
It's easier to do on stages like SNES RR where it has sharper turns and the red can collide with the edge of the track, if you're close enough.
https://youtu.be/6avj4CoMyVI

>gameplay is unenjoyable after a few hours and it is an unbalanced game that is 99% luck
>get AMAZING reviews

It's okay when Nintendo does it

Whoa are all mario karts on /v/ so shit? I can understand the baiters going for guaranteed replies with the RNG shit but damn, those faggots saying "git gud" at a fucking party game are like scum of the earth.

>>376672186
Bro, we are gamer, problem? We take everything hardcore, even mario games. Go back to your Call of Duty.

>>376671810
I bet you don't even time trial. I bet you think you deserve to win a race because you held first place for a bit. Get gud.

Why do bikes suck now and why does nobody use them? I get the wheelie removal makes them more on par with karts now but very rarely do really good players use bikes now. I would have though inside drift would be really good especially on consecutive turns that go opposite directions to keep as close to the edge as possible.

>>376672858
very impressive

>>376670841
The race ends automatically without last place crossing the finish line, that or you get kicked for sitting still long enough

>>376658267
Lol i love mario kart wii simply because it was a broken piece of shit that was easy to abuse with bikes in online games

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>>376658267
>MK Wii

>>376670425
>6'1" 110 pounds
You should main Dry Bones instead, he'd suit you a lot more.

I've always been fine with being Mario Karted because you can either pull away for it to not matter or it's already too late and you can devote yourself to ruining it for others.
Whoever decided 2nd place was allowed to get up to 4 red shells at once is a cunt though.

Which Mario Kart had the best roster?

>>376675554
Wii

>>376675554
Wii ironically enough

>>376673319
Aren't They supposed to be better now that fire hopping was removed?

>>376675554
This one. Has Fem Villager. Has girl Inkling

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>>376675554
The one with Don-chan

>>376664678
>like anthro turtles
>subhuman
Soon being straight will be gay.

>>376655239
>ManlyTearsEatingFunSizedSnickers.jpg

>>376676028
Good taste.

>>376655063
>Ran into something that was avoidable.
Get rekt'd scrub.

>>376667197
proof that that's actually ding dong?

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>>376676218
Why the fuck do these dumb jokes still make me laugh every time.

>>376676331
Personally I only get a little chuckle out of them.

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THE GREAT DEBATE

SPEED?

OR ACCELERATION?

>>376655139
>>376655239
>>376655417
>>376656223
>>376656483
>>376656576
>>376656616
>>376656665

Nah, this shit happens all the fucking time in delxue. I'm sure if he didn't hit the banana then 6 red shells would have flew out of nowhere and knocked him out.

Double items was a huge fucking mistake. Wii-U version was so much better online and balanced for a mario kart game. Deluxe is just a trash item fest with constant strings of bad luck like OP.

>>376676635
speed means nothing since items rubber band the retards to you

>>376676635
Speed. Just never get hit and you're good.

>>376676635
Acceleration since they fixed the stat and you're more likely to get hit by shit now.

>>376676784
Or you know, he would have just won if he didn't hit the banana like most racers in first.

>>376676635
Speed is for good players
Acceleration is for plebs who hit walls

>>376676784
>just before the finish line
>literally the only thing that stopped him from winning was the banana regardless of what was coming up behind him
Nah, he's just shit.

>>376676635
Speed for <=150cc shit
Acceleration for 200cc

>>376676569
Same, but I still consider that a laugh.

>>376676635
Speed if there's literally never going to be anything hitting you. Acceleration otherwise

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>>376672173
>waaa i don't like the game that means other people shouldn't either i-it's okay when nintendo does it!

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>track choices are two good tracks and one bad one
>majority votes for the two good ones
>either the bad one gets picked or someone does random and it's Sunshine Airport

EVERY

FUCKING

TIME

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>>376677294
Say that to my fucking perfect Wario 200cc combo bitch not on 4chan and see what happens

>>376676635
Check out 90% of the time attack ghosts and they use handling builds which usually are high in acceleration. If you use top speed in GP you are legitimately retarded.

I keep seeing other people online get hit by shells and then immediately boost afterward, is this some weird trick I don't know about or just online lag fuckery?

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>>376678732
maybe they have a mushroom

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>third lap
>be far ahead everyone else
>slightly mess up one (1) time
>second passes me, third shoots red shell, get hit by star, get hit by bullet bill, get knocked off by a luigi, get hit by a triple banana, get bitten by a piranha plant
>end up in 12th

Damn this game is brutal.

>>376679406
Mario Kart is one of the most punishing games of all time

>>376661551
xd

>>376665776
It's only short in 200cc.
I think it plays fine, and graphically it looks amazing too.

>>376663567
Lightweights are the meta pick in 200cc.
Likewise, heavyweights are the meta pick in 150cc.
The removed firehopping too, so the skill gap between each weight-type got shortened too.

how did he get hit by people with stars and bullet bills? are they really handing those out to 2nd and 3rd place or is he just getting caught up by the people he lapped in 100cc

>>376663641
Nintendo is forced to hear my opinion out as of the sale.

So are you, as long as you're on this imageboard.

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Why not play a better game?

>>376680883
DELET

Does 8 Deluxe have the same meta problem that wii did with every game being all funky kong flame runner faggots

>>376680805
because it's dead as a doorknob, the weapon system was interesting but lacked variety, and honestly the controls weren't very refined or fun
God I fucking loved the track creator and kart maker though, wish it got a proper sequel.

>>376680805

>Fantastic customization options
>God awful racing mechanics and terrible load times

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Will we ever see this fucker again?

>>376676784
>implying the "get in first and cruise, be the in middle and be fucked" balance was any better

>>376655063
That's your fault for not going over the ramp. Git gud

>>376681932
I don't even mind that Funky Kong wasn't in 8 or even 8 Deluxe. What infuriates me is that there's only 1 DK character.

Donkey Kong has always been a playable character in Mario Kart, so his series should get a bit more love. Bring back Diddy, Birdo and Funky with DLC

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>>376681932
I hated how every single fucker played him in the endgame, myself included.
Went to a Wii online match one time and every single person in the lobby was playing as Funky with a motorcycle.

>>376665791
It wasn't in the second Mario Kart game

>>376655063
>Morton

You deseved it you tryhard

>>376682952
At first I didn't understand why so many people played him either. But after ironically picking him a few times he grew on me like a cancer.

When will Sumo Digital come out with a new Sega All Star Racing to save us?

ALL MY DAYS

>>376670425
>6'1" 110lbs
Fucking lanklets, when will they learn?

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>play global
>excitebike arena
>be a close race, everyone was packed closely together
>near the end of lap 1
>5 green shells, 3 red shells, a bomb, fireballs, and then later a lightning strike
>everybody but me and the luigi got hit
Jesus Christ.

Just got the game, and this is probably a retard question, but why is regional online harder than international online?

>>376681932
I want him in more games
>He isnt an alt costume for DK in smash
faggots

>>376683348
Funky is a cool guy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MjiQCv9_s_c

>>376667004
Traction, you dip. Drift is tighter with higher traction.

>>376667890
To be fair, against equally skilled players, accel is probably better.

>>376670193
What was so special about Morton in 8 for Wii U? Weren't Bowser and Wario the same?

>>376668593
The music is the best.
And fuck you I like it.

>>376685191
You must be really bad
Worldwide is way harder in the higher ratings and regional because boring trash

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Daisy has had a hard life.

>>376655239
You're correct

WHY DO RED SHELLS TRACK IN THE AIR?
REMOVE THIS

REEEE

>>376686302
Probably because in the original the fact that they didn't meant you could land on them. You'd take the hit even with a banana peel or shell.

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>>376659614
>>376660567
>>376662239
My niggas

>>376686302
the alternative would provide too much depth

>>376686045
Yeah, but I always assumed people picked him more because he's visually smaller and you have a tiny bit better view with him.

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if you use morton you should seriously consider killing yourself

Are you not able to hit brake when you run over banana peels anymore?

>>376686650
No, god forbid you have options to not get hit by things in this game

How much worse is the blue shell situation in MK8D with the whole double-item holding thing?

>>376686748
double items

>>376686748
Not as bad as I thought it would be because you can't switch items like in double dash. You gotta use the items in order.

>>376686638
t. babyweight

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>>376675554
Wii

Pic related is second.

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>solid playing, actually doing great on cheese land
>right at the end
>6 red shells
>5th place

>>376687230
Don't you know? It's all your fault. You could have prevented that from happening.

>>376658267
No.

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What's with these multiplayer Mario games that are such enraging pieces of shit? The ONLY Mario game that I know of that doesn't end with rage is Mario Tennis because it's not full of stupid bullshit.
Why are they so damn infuriating to play? How can they possibly make something so annoying?

>>376687283
Id honestly agree if every double item for first wasnt a single banana and coin

>>376655063
Your fault for hitting a banana.

But Mario Kart really needs some sort of mercy invincibility right after taking a hit, or change up how much speed is lost from getting hit

>>376657060
lol

>>376687448
Mario Golf and Mario Tennis don't have bullshit RNG to fuck you over and is 100% about who is better

Was it MK64 you could time a hop on and jump over a banana?

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>>376658267
my nigga

>>376655063
>Playing as a shitty heavy
Must still be on the Wii U version

Truly, Mario Kart is pure rage and murderous intent dressed up as a kids' game.

>>376687752
Whats the new hot meme for the switch version

>>376688127
Playing Morton.

>>376688127
Gold Mario

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>>376688127
Some people actually think the babyweights are the best now.

>>376688464
people thought light/featherweights would be the new meta when 200cc hit because better handling and accel

Turns out heavy was still superior when you learned to actually not hit walls in 200cc

>>376688876
Yeah and that was before the changes with the deluxe version t make it so every bit of acceleration and handling counts instead of just 2 bars, 3 bars, etc

They're way better now

>>376657134
gas the kikes, and nintendo, for making this game

>>376655063
NOW WATCH AND LEARN

>>376657425
>no 200cc all skill time trial mode

gotta fuck around with versus mode to get some actual decent 200cc race going.

>playing 200cc GPX
>3 courses down, in 2nd place in points
>final course, final lap, in 2nd place behind an enemy Boo who is in 5th place in points
>trying to get momentum by standing behind Boo
>just a few seconds and a few feet away from the finish line
>boo shoots green shell behind
>get wrecked
>get 5th place in the race

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Double Dash is the best Mario Kart. Fuck every other one,

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>not maining Isabelle

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>tfw dry bones is shit in MK8 delux

why this? he was so good in DS

at least King Boo is fantastic

>>376690639
DS is the best Mario Kart
Only scrubs disagree
>but muh snaking
More like muh skill, try getting PRB or shut the fuck up, you're just fucking scrubs

>>376691757
ya this

snaking was godlike and the track designs were fantastic. Too bad casual fucks had to ruin it

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>>376691757
>Playing MKDS with friends at school

>>376662239
>dat battle mode

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>>376692234
yee boy

>only one who did snaking
>smoked em every round

blue shell me all you want faggots

>>376656171
Uh, excuse me?

Why don't you retards just hold bananas and shells behind you to protect against red shells? Are you retarded?

>>376692858
coin

>>376692858
That makes you a sitting duck vs. trips. It's better to take the initial double shot of the reds then shield the last one. It also opens you up if there's a blue shell targeting you. Also this: >>376693889

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>>376692347
>One fag no one liked played with us
>Only he knew how to snake
>I beat him without it

>>376694480
how can you not snake? How bad are you?

>>376692858
>all you ever get is green shells and bananas
>all you ever do it hold them behind you to protect from niggers with red shells
>and it's still impossible to defend against half of the other shit

Yeah, great game.

>>376658267

Son, you done fucked up. Go home.

MK7 > MKDS

>>376696684
No duh

>tfw suck ass in battle mode
help

>>376698525
Git ___

>>376698525
>tfw battle mode sucks ass

renegade roundup is the only decent mode

>>376667197
Chris is a handsome boy

>>376700174
WHO YA CALLIN' A GIT YA LOUSY GROT.

>>376696684
Nah, Mario Kart DS is the greatest kart game of all time.

Why do people think 200cc is hard? Once you learn about the existence of the brake button it becomes second nature.

>>376676784
>Double items was a huge fucking mistake
can hold twice as many items to defend against shells n shit too

git gud

>>376700425
What's wrong with it?

>>376700816
First place is defending from more than one leech.

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>>376659614
Wii Rainbow Road was the best Rainbow Road

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>tfw got this on launch day and have only reached 1st place once online since then

This game is suffering.

>>376676784
Wii U version was objectively less balaned. Just look at the setup OP is using. It was the most broken set up in the game

>>376682952
MK8 was almost like that with Morton

>>376687613
Not many people know this, but you can force a red shell to break by bumping into a wall in MK8

>>376680805
Because it's terrible Chris.

>>376655063
what kind of moron drives right into a banana

>>376701517
Why do they keep taking out skill-based things?

Holding onto multiple items by holding one out behind you, wheelies, the extremely sharp turning bikes

all of the shit that made mario kart bearable for me is fucking gone

WHAT IF:
Items only spawned from lap 2 onwards?
Sorta like boosting in Fzero

>>376660794
that's false though there aren't itemS only the blue shell and it affects everyone because it travels on the ground. The super horn is also a lot less rare now so you have a chance to get it in first

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Why not play the better game?

>>376704684
playing it after mk8 shows it has very little tracks.
Vastly superior driving, speed, music and items

>>376682109
It's literally the same in Deluxe.

I was in 1st the whole game and only got blue shelled once.

Some fag pulls in front of me hits is green shell on me where I have no time at all to defend or get out of the way. Spend the rest of my game getting red shelled, boomerang, plant, fireball,bullet bill, hit by star. It's a fucking joke.
If you're 4th or below you're fucking staying there no matter what you do.

>>376655063
AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAAAAAAA

GIT REKT FGT !!!!!!!

>>376657527
>bullet
>mushrooms
>star
>ghost
>lightning
there's plenty of catch up items. With the double items you can get shit like a bullet and a star, and now that they let you pick up items as a bullet you may have a golden mushroom waiting at the end

>>376658267
it had a slight edge but the DLC and now deluxe place 8 on the top by a lot

>>376704684
the first one was better than transformed

>>376701517
>>376704409
You guys just fucking stuck. It's okay, you can get over it.

>>376705367
You're forgetting that other people also have those items and use them against you if you pass them you retarded nigger.

>>376705367
>Get bullet bill
>Jump to 6th from 11th
>Guy now behind me has 3 red shells
>Back down to 10th

Yeah nah fuck off.

>>376705934
>>376706013
learn to short cut nigger and save your stars for the end. A triple mushroom will net you two shortcuts plus an instant recovery from being hit. Some races you just get completely RNG into oblivion, but if you were truly deserving of the first place spot and not a shitter you should be able to climb back to the top 5.

>>376658267
Go nut to Funkey Kong, faggot