Easy Allies

fuck off

https://boards.fireden.net/v/search/image/NgNAjwL8lAcFR-1-k53ELA/

>>376640026
What does this mean?

>>376640876
it means kill yourself
die

>>376640876
It means to fuck off with your eceleb bullshit

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>>376640026
How do you bluetext? And what do all those words mean?

>>376640908
>>376640954
Please stay on topic.

What the fuck are EZA doing? Talking Syndrome is boring, Friend Code is a disaster, and Easy Update is just straight up garbage. I was excited when they first announced their patreon but they haven't evolved in over a year and I getting bored of their content.

Like can't they all take a hit off patreon for a month or two and build up enough money to rent a studio? It's time to grow.

Remember how Damiani wasn't involved with EZA at the beginning and everyone acted like him joining was a big deal?

>>376643060
die

>>376643060
He was always involved. He just wasn't in LA. Game Sleuth was on the Patreon goal list from day one.

So how would they actually kick him out, realistically? I'm sure he wouldn't walk away from free money.

>>376643947
stop bumping your thread

>>376639759
I can't even fucking believe he needed six months for some shovel ware piece of garbage. Legit laughed out loud that he's already running out of ideas. Patrons must feel great that they're getting their dollars worth.

>>376644259
die

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>>376639759
Why are there so few epsidoes of Game Sleuth?
It's the only thing of theirs I can actually watch.

>>376643947
Damiani isn't going anywhere until he chimps out during a stream and starts to make EZA look bad. Any criticism about content will fall on deaf ears, L&R and all that :^)

There's also the problem about who exactly has the ability to push someone out, Jones is way too nice to be a boss and all of the full-timers seem to have an equal stake.

Patreon people should be really complaining about this if they truly don't like it. It's their money going in there.

>>376644287
Sorry Damiani. It's not my fault you're creatively bankrupt and the community wishes you were dead.

>>376639759
What did you want?

>>376644392
die

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9m7F4lzppsE

>>376644586
Thanks babe.

>>376644510
die

>>376644510
Not OP, but I would have liked a gaming "mystery" that isn't solved by looking on gamefaqs.

>>376644586
die

>>376643947
I don't want them to kick him out. I want him to start getting episodes finished in a timely fashion, and to update Patrons about why the fuck something as uninteresting and un-insightful as the most recent Game Sleuth would ever take anyone 6 months to produce. Whatever happened to getting more straight-forward episodes of GS done while waiting for leads on others? What happened to keeping the people who pay you up to date on what the fuck you're doing?

>>376644441
>>>376643947 (You)
Are Zelda talk and Friend Code really supposed to live side by side even though they essentially cover the same shit? Just make The EZA podcast longer and chop out the Zelda Autism chat.

>>376644441
He literally chimped in their last tournament stream

>>376639759
Did this seriously take him six months?

>>376644725
>>>>376643947 (You)


die

>>376639759
Autistically scouring the internet for some dumb fuck cheat codes on a game isn't even worth a damn based on a cartoon that's even more worthless. Good ole Damiani.

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Damiani - "It might not seem like I'm introverted."

>>376644965
>scouring the internet
a 5 second google search would not qualify as that, cupcake.

>>376644586

Has Damiani considered how fucking disgusting he looks? Why is he wearing oversized boxers?

>>376644725
At the very least, Zelda Talk should be reduced to a segment on Friend Code. It's straight-up disrespectful to your Patrons to start pumping out whatever ideas pop into your head while failing to deliver on the promises you made when you started taking their money.

People give Kyle a hard time for not doing a weekly show, but at least he didn't promise one. Hell, Don didn't want the pressure of putting his show on the list Patreon goals, and he still delivered TWICE as many episodes as Damiani has. I don't understand what the hell the guy is doing.

While it was an interesting episode, it conclusion was dissapointing. All mysteries cant be winners

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>>376645045

>>376645186
Whining in the public discord about how people in the internet don't realize that he's a super hardcore JRPG fan but Ben and Brad are (literally something he said).

At this point any patreon goal they have that features Damiani feels like a scam

>>376639759
Wow. What the fuck. What is this? I want more podcasts.

I don't like the discord group, but maybe I just don't like fanbases in general.

How can anyone like Damiani?

>>376645585
how about an Anime podcast where they summarize a show up to the latest episode on crunchyroll?

I hate Damiani and want him to leave Easy Allies. Ben and Brad are on thin ice, as they mostly produce low-effort content that isn't very good. Huber is fine, and Ian is pretty good when he isn't leaking SJW juice on everything.

Kyle needs to nut up and make a show and Jones needs to grow a spine.

Bloodworth looks like a spine.

>>376645869
We need more Don.

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>>376645680
DUDE. YES. HYPE.

>>376645949
Don's best left to his own devices of wanting to fuck the Bride of Pinbot machine.

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>>376645045
fucking kek, did he really say that?

>>376645949
Shame he doesn't do more stuff. It's apparent in his work that he's funnier and more creative than almost all of them.

>>376645680
Can Brad even talk like an actual person?
>Hmm, oh yeah sure
>DUDE
>... that kinda thing, you know?

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checking out gamefaqs cheat sections counts as game sleuthing?

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>>376646681
Damiani is making the poor man knot up into a pretzel.

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>>376646996
Fucking hell damiani never sit on the couch again with shorts.

Damn, Pop Fiction/Game Sleuth has been my favourite section since the start but dat episode.
They spent ages researching literally 1 kid's request that got them as far as the GameFaqs page.

I'm surprised at how shit Damiani is. He was pretty good at GT when all he did was briefly star in snippets and mostly just produced stuff. He wasn't even annoying on GT time, he was fine. For some reason he's just gotten so much worse at EZA, stupid fucker shouldn't have come back to Cali. Also Brad is pretty shit and has zero presence in anything he does, I don't even know why he does reviews. Honestly the only people I like are Huber, Ben (when he isn't doing his dumb victim complex bullshit), Jones and surprisingly enough, Ian. Bosman does jackshit at EZA, I don't even know why he's there

>>376645680
Clicked on the Steins Gate episode and went to where they talked about the vn. Clicked off it when they said they haven't bothered to play through it or 0.

>>376647273
They really just need to make shorter videos, and start making "Best of" videos so I don't have to comb through 20 hours of streaming to find something even slightly humorous.

>>376646681
Nah. He's just a simple minded retard who loves Kingdom Hearts. You can't really expect much from the guy.

>>376647135
how about never wear shorts

>>376647273
Bosman is the best one there and knows it so he's off trying to get into bigger things. Doritos Pope is really trying to push him as his right-hand man but he's just missing the one thing that launches his solo career.

>>376639759
Just kick Damiani already. Hes so negative when everyone else is so cheery. He always ruins the vibe in the videos hes in.

>>376647893

remember that frametrap where he doesn't utter a word unless Ben asks him about what he's playing.

oh wait that's every fucking frametrap he's on. I wanna strangle the piece of shit whenever he shows up podcasts

>>376647532
But I'm a simple-minded retard who loves Kingdom Hearts, and I can at least string a coherent sentence together and read a room well enough so that I don't chime in with observations that were so obvious to everyone else that they thought they went without saying.

>>376648430
>Ultima BootyBlast

>>376646387
>>376645342

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YsaQXiH_h74

Beginning of the video, when he talks about the gift.