Gex quotes thread

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I haven't dressed this way since Peter Allen's Bar Mitzvah

Looks like the inside of Santa's head after an Egg Nog bender
This place is colder than Ava Gabor's wig fridge

this place is dryer than Linda Tripp's Sauna pants

Rollin rollin rollin...

note to self: don't lick any flag poles

>>376634531
>tfw when barely knew any english at the time I played the games

I probably wouldn't have understood the meaning and references anyways but having only recently know what they were made me feel like I didn't enjoy a nice part of the games.

SHOW ME YOUR TITS HAHA GET IT IM A GECKO WHO REFERENCES POP CULTURE.

colder than a supermodel's stare at an all you can eat buffet


OH MY LORD its Gerry Garcia

Is this the new Adam Sandler movie the snowboard boy?

I want to lick it but my tounge will get stuck

You're cold as ice, ice is really cold

What is gex

it times like these i wish I had joined the Circus
HOOOGAN 40 days in the cooler

Where is the flee to Canada level

This helmet is going to muss my hair

When they say olive drab they mean DRAB

Wasn't the super GUY costume available
How bout I shove my foot right up your shoe

warning yellow patch warning

FEE FI FO forget it

RIIICOOOLAAAAAAA

The Olsen Triplets?
This is gonna be SWEEEET

AY..
No smokin

>>376634795
Oh boy another snowboarding game

>>376635412
The jokes were always shit

usually follows a model of "HAHAHA CELEBRITY POP CULTURE"

And on your left, Allen Spelling's broom closet

>>376634531
These jokes didnt make sense even in the fucking 90's

>>376638080
someone tell Betty Rubbel that her laundry is ready

There's a joke about snail trails but I'm not gonna say it

Hey... It's my mother in law

Ever seen the backside of lava?

The 90s were awful.

I;ll beat ths level, but I'll be hungry for another


ahhh ancient chinee rever

This is going to be one expensive easter egg hunt


Get a real job

belly button lint, yeah that's a good look for you

Bizzare alien race that finds Adam Sandler funny

screw the force, who's got a grenade?

Love is like... Oxygen


The Tingle means it;s working

note to self: don't step on any brown mushy rocks

This is like a lual at Mel Blancs house

Note to self: don't buy rocket sleds from ACME


The hail is the size of ... big hail

Pihrana? harughghghghghg

I guess Bowser's on vacation

>It'll never be tail time again

I still miss him.

>apocalypse level
>"We did it! We made America great again!"

God I loved this game.

>Ah, Detroit- Pearl of the Orient!

this looks like an all nighter at richard simmonds house
hey look, its Tarzan's Bidet

I haven't been this scared since I was trapped in Barry Manilow's Rumpus room

Welcome to this week's episode of Touched by an Uncle

oh look, my last ten girlfriends.. that's one way to lose weight
fat crazy and armed... thats the Marlon Brando story
I nevver hit ladies... and you're no lady

You call it a cloak. I call it a dress

>>376634531
Space_ "Has anyone scene Fox Mulder's sister?"
Haunted_ "This is what Tim Burton thinks about when he's in the tub."

>>376638440
Like you would know at five year's old

>>376640447
OOH I'll give you such a pinch

Oh I feel so AAUGHHGHGHGH

*unfunny pop culture reference*

>>376640701
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THAT ONE WAS MY FAVORITE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2gHz5pkVpI

This series was always shit.

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We're out of order, your honor, you're out of order
This whole court is unimportant, you fuckers are walkin' corpses
I'm a flip wig synonym livin' within distortion
I'll bite into a cyanide molar before you whores win

damn this pesky gravity to hell

I'm flaming... in the manly way

Is it just me or am I ENGULFED IN FLAAAAAAAMES


you have an exoskeleton
I have a sexoskeleton


Hey I'm in George Jetson's colon

Please tell me that's food in your beard

lol funniest quote

>>376640797
shouldn't you be at a picket line somewhere?

Pepto..
Bismol

Damn ths pesky gravity to hell
Say hello to the FLOOR

I hope my hip is rust proof

ADRIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

>this place is bigger than Drew Carey's bar tab

Freddy Jason, jason, freddy
Hey don King

YOU CANT EAT YOUR PUDDING IF YOU DON"T EAT YOUR MEAT

Benihaha not hiring?

what is that, a moo moo

>>376640802
Gex 1 solid game, fuck you end your life...NOW

Voodoo Vince reminds me of Gex.

>>376644084
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-17-qzIGslAc
cant stop laughing
If youre not laughing, you deserve a hoof to the mouth

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>tfw you will never own this

>>376634531

Try going back and actually playing this in a PS1 and not an emulator, it ran at like 19 fps at all times and the res was so low.

is this weren't a videogame, Ild be on my way to prison

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>This is worse than that time I saw the Jerry Maguire stage play while hopped up on salvia

>I haven't seen this much oregano since I got in a bar fight with gordon ramsay's obese midget porn double

>>376645087
I played it on an actual PS1 15 years ago and you're wrong

This game was terrible

Why was the camera in Gex 2 so bad?

>>376645704
Well sure, it's a 5th gen console game.

>>376645704
>late 90s early 3D vidya
What were you expecting?
Quality

great, you're a shiny jumpsuit away for becoming...eh

>reminder that he actually fucks the blind bimbo at the end
Literally my first boner and the reason I'm a scalie. Fuck this game. I HATE it.

"Will Cheech and/or Chong please report to the front desk?"

FEE FI FO ah forget it

>>376644943
>tfw i did
was this thing rare? i found it at a goodwill around like, 2001-2002?
have no idea what happened to it though, probably still in a box somewhere

Why does gex have a slow start up for running?

>>376646254
fuck you nigger that thing is like 200$ go get it right now

>>376646491
well fuck
what makes it so valuable? it was a pretty shitty, basic plush from what i remember. i guess there's just not a lot of gex merch out there?

>>376646254
Lucky
bond gets all the cool cars
I wish I didn't have so much cough syrp
I'm gecko Pliskin, and I'm coming to play
anyone know where I can get a pair of concrete shoes around here

It's so green and pleasant, it's making me nervous.

I am the god of hell fire... is it just me or am I ENGULFED IN FLAAAAAAAMES?

>>376646559
you're pretty dumb aint'cha

>I hope my hip is rust proof


hahahahahahahha

The Pentagon spent 25 million dollars for this one level??

This place is drier than Lynda Tripp's sauna pants!

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>>376639302

well well if it isn't daddy slippy finger
lol

and they said testing A bombs on this Island would have ho effect

>why am i am in the mood to beat the hell out of an LA motorist?\
Before you get violent, I'm a big Z Z top fan

ah this scientolgist lust for life

this is as much fun as being Mike Tyson's cellmate on Valentine's day

BEETLEJUIIIIIIIIICE

if this were a plane crash I could eat the other passengers

Oh look its my ex wife

I feel like Ben Franklin's wallet

In a land before time, when Saturday Night Live was still funny...

Ilove this threaad, but I think I'm having a heart ttack, bros
shit
zhif