Baldness makes you better at videogames. Discuss this theory.

Counterpoint. This man is not good at a single video game.

CEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOT

>>376623570
Only Isaac

>>376623570
Videoball world champ

>>376623351

DRY BABY

>>376623702
>Host Advantage!

>>376623351
baldness makes you whine more about videogames

>>376623647
Debatable.

FUCKING SCUM EGG

E G G
G
G

>tfw Northernlion will never uncuck himself and go back to how he used to be

Feels fucking bad

>/v/ - Balding Fucks

>>376623351
I love how NL is the only youtube/twitch personality all of /v/ seems to like and he deserves it to be honest.

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>>376623351
You are insecure about losing your hair anon, aren't you?

>>376624073
How is he bad?

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>>376624007

NL has got to be one of the slowest people to grasp how video game mechanics work

And I love him for it, keep swapping that level 2 armor for level 1 daddy

>that time he ranted about the Jews for 20 minutes to nek von nlss

>>376623647
Just about every other episode I've watched there are moments I want to scream at the screen for some act of idiocy he's doing in the game. So no.

I kinda enjoyed his PUBG, until the point ive realized its just scavenging and turtling for 20 minutes and then whole squad usually getting soloed by one guy

>clutch time
>come under fire
>run out into the open and not even fire a shot
Christ he's terrible at PUBG

>>376624318
Did Nick deny the holocaust?

NL is a great guy, he is one of the few Youtubers that don't 'sell out' by using O-face thumbnails, super loud intros, begging for likes or playing horror games with facecam and his commentary is genuinely funny and interesting and not just him talking about whats happening in the game.

>>376624414
>>376624425
It's all about the bantz boiiiiis

His wife looks like an asian boy, an old asian boy with grey hair

>>376624414
Its worth it for DAN and NL banter.
>LETS GOOOO

Butt plugs/tail plugs/ dragon dildos have the same effect.

Use them twice a day.

>where's the safe?

The NLSS has gotten a little worse over the past few months desu
But I'm glad he finally finished Witcher 3 and is now play Dude Sex the first stream of it was really good but at this pace he's done with it too fast

>>376624354
That's a different issue.
He fairly consistently gets top 50 in dailies, which should be proof enough that he's actually pretty damn good at the game.
He's just also an idiot and blind.

>>376624806
Which Sex?

>>376624881
Human Revolution

>>376624881
The first new sex

Well /v/?
>http://www.strawpoll.me/12942862/

>>376624958
>>376624963
Rad hope he puts it on youtube

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>>376624958
I might have to watch that then

Pat's balding and he's fucking terrible at every game he plays so I'm gonna call this myth busted

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If you watched all the Isaac content on his channel including NLSS, how long do you think it would take from start to finish?

>>376624806
The NLSS is always good but some shows are super funny.
For me the NLSS always hovers around a 7-8/10 but sometimes it goes trough the roof.
Like once every month there is a show where the banter is just 10/10 goodness.

>nods respectfully towards you
true!

>>376625342
months

>>376625240
NLSS>Pat and Paige>>>>SBF

>>376624354
He's good, but it took him a long way to get there

>>376624474
It wouldn't surprise me, nick has said before he is contrarian just to be contrarian. Nick is literally /v/

>>376624809
I would hope that after like 3k hours someone would he decent at a video game.

He's the one youtuber I know of that consistantly puts out quality content and isn't a meme spouting fuck.

>>376625653
he has bad short term memory and tunnel visions hard

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>>376623351
This is true. I lost so many times because my bangs would get in the way of my eyes during an intense moment of gaming. Bald is the way video games are meant to be played. No distractions.

>>376625663
he likes his own memes a lot tho
>New Moon Record!

If you're already balding in your 20s, is it better to just go full baldie?

>>376626058
Yes

>>376626058
Yes

>>376625663
What? NL references his own memes all the time. If you want no meme LPs, you should try Wanderbots or Keith Ballard.

>>376623351
>Baldness makes you better at videogames.
In addition to discussing orbital mechanics too.

https://www.youtube.com/user/szyzyg

>>376626058
Everybody can see you are balding, just go full bald , you are not fooling anyone with 50% hair.

>>376626058
Also start working out so you aren't a fat bald person.

>>376626121
>>376626165
>>376626274
>>376626369
Well there you have it.

>more aerodynamic
>money saved on hair care gets put towards better /v/ equipment

Your theory holds up, OP

>>376626058
Yeh, get a thick ass long beard too and like >>376626369 said don't get fat cause if you're bald AND fat you may as well just end it.

>>376626268
>>376625949
You mean "inside jokes"? Not everything is a meme. Don't you have of a ton of stupid little jokes with your friends that everyone else wouldn't understand?

>>376625949
He got that one from Austin tho.

>>376626567
I actually don't have any friends.

>>376626567
>Don't you have of a ton of stupid little jokes with your friends
>Don't you have ... friends
Hah

>>376623351
True. Bald people are completely undesirable so they have more freetime.

>>376626625
>>376626807
We're all friends here anons.

>>376623570
As someone who solo commentates and plays reaction based games like isaac or gungeon, hes pretty good

are you z a n y /v/?

Rank the NLSS-members:
>NL=DAN>MALF>Rob>Josh>Nek>Baer>Austin>>>>>>>>>>Cobalt

Why do people like this fag again? He's absolutely horrible at games even after playing some of them for 1000+ hours of and he often spouts completely wrong misinformed bullshit about everything.

>>376627326
NL/Josh>MALF/DAN>Rob>Bear>Austin>Cobalt>>>>Nick

>>376627614
Because he doesn't cater to the 12-year old Youtube audience like every other big Youtuber.

Nick and Cobalt are just trash tier and pretty much nobody likes them, lets be honest

>>376627614
find me one other youtuber who uploads daily and doesn't youtube shill to kids half his age.

>>376627614
His wife is cute

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>>376623351
EL HEUVON

/ourguy/ tier:
Josh

Reddit but still /ourguy/ tier:
NL
Malf

Reddit scum tier:
Dan
Nick
AlpacaPatrol

Furry scum tier:
LastGreyWolf

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>>376628594
Speaking of, god I'm glad NL dropped "WE DID IT REDDIT!"

>>376628594
9gag tier:
Cobalt

>>376627326
NL>Josh>Dan>Austin>Nick>Baer>Rob>Malf>Cobalt

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>>376628594
>mfw someone defends austin in my vicinity
>h-h-he's one of the good ones rururu xD

>>376623351
DRY
R
Y

BABY
A
B
Y

>>376624115
Too bad that these threads make him seem to be like all the other e-celeb cancer. This is the second thread with his image in the OP in the last hour or so. While I love NL and am happy to talk about him once in a while, this shit isn't helping anyone. Don't stop guys.

>>376628594
I'm glad someone else thinks Dan is shit. He's so annoying.

>>376628082
Yeah, nick used to be okay but I just can't stand him anymore.

>>376624115
This isn't true at all, though. Plenty of /v/ shits on him.

>>376629003
He is no different from the average e-celeb. That's exactly what he is.

>>376629048
>chipmunk sounds at the start of videos

>>376629078
Nick for me was just like "Eh" most of the time, but i just cant stand him since he got into Undertale and just KEPT. SHOWING. IT. FUCKIN. EVERYWHERE.
God, i started really not liking the guy after that

>>376629003
Yeah i get you, but look in a 80+ reply thread there was one guy saying he doesn't like NL and for /v/ and other Youtuber-centric threads on here, that is saying something.

>>376629146
>He is no different from the average e-celeb.
At least he's not "le wacky facecam i get angry af XD - pack opening in FIFA 20" kind of youtuber.

>>376629279
Neither is the average e-celeb /v/ discusses.

Why does /v/ like this guy so much. Just seems like an average "geek gamer" dude. I don't remember finding him very funny and his fucking videos are three hours long. Not insulting who you watch, maybe I just watched some shitty videos. But everyone on here seems to like him

>>376623606
HE'S DONE IT LETS GO, LETS GO

>>376623351
Pyrion Flax

Theory disproven.

>>376623351
Hey guys it's me a friend

Byee

>>376629359
His play-troughs are mostly shit. NLSS is his good stuff.

>>376629146
>He is no different from the average e-celeb
The thing that makes him so great is that he keeps all the politics bullshit away from his job. He's there to entertain us and he does a fantastic job at that, without blowing every shitty problem of the industry out of proportion and making drama about it.

>>376629360
>makes Kate squirt
>HE'S DONE IT

>>376629359
You like new vegas right anon?
Start with that

>>376629571
His new vegas playthrough is fucking gold

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>>376623351
being bald made Saitama the greatest hero

>>376629314
/v/ really doesn't discuss a lot of e-celebs.
Nowadays we are too busy with console-wars and /pol/ shit.

>>376628804
I think austins one of the better members of the nlss crew. He's better than nick at any rate

>>376624115
I don't know who this twat is but he isn't Kizuna Ai and therefor he is cancer

>>376629681
And yet NL refuses to watch OPM.

>>376629680
>YOU LIKE THE SIGHT OF YOUR OWN BOONE?

>>376629858
Probably because nick keeps shilling it

>>376629680
You eyeballin' me?

>>376624806
his show has had worse periods, the year after josh stopped was the worst
also that time they tried to make it a podcast for the first segment

>>376627614
He's hilarious and perfect husband material.

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>>376629858
He watched spirited away a few months ago and genuinely loved it

this alone makes me want to buy the man a beer

Oh, OK. I guess e-celeb threads are okay now

How do we save Cosmo?

>>376623351
That's not a theory, it's a hypothesis you dumb retard

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How much?

>>376630092
e-celeb threads have literally always been ok

Post your favorite NL/NLSS meme.

I'M GONNA RIP YA INNAHDS OUT THRU YA BUNGHOLE!

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Baldie here. Can confirm.

>>376630212
T R U C K
C O C K

IDIOT

>>376628594
>lastgreywolf with a wolf avatar and constantly saying "rururu" and all his twitch emoticons are wolfs and sometimes lewd wolfs
>is a furry

PROOF?

>>376630212
How many questions?

>>376624414
You can see the difference when Austin is squading with Richard and Pause and constantly getting top 5's and chicken dinners. As others have said. It's all about the bantz

Flinthook isn't good.

>>376630335
As if that wasn't bad enough, the dude straight up admitted it and makes reference to it.
>lel i want to see the characters in zootopia naked :p
Faggot

>>376630212
>Your sniper
>Had
>A medkit.

>>376630153
E-celeb threads have literally always been meta cancer shit for redditors

I literally could not give less of a fuck about this balding pewdiepie

>>376630212
Garbage bird.

https://youtu.be/RlpME0Fei6U

>>376629361
>tfw pyrion and NL will never play dota together even though they subtweet each other occasionally

>>376630534
e-celeb threads existed before reddit did, bub

>>376630393
Nah it's fine.
That tilt whatever game sucks

>>376630149
As much as you want. it's a chunky dip for a reason.

>>376630027
>Nick ruins things yet again

>>376629269
Nick used to be on the same tier as NL back in 2013, I honestly don't know what happened.
Although, to be honest everyone got worse over time.

>>376628594
Austin does not deserve hate. He has literally never brough it up on his own volition.

>>376624597
his wife is hot tbqh

>>376624318
>that May 8th NLSS where MALF was being a faggot and wouldn't shut up about how racist and anti-semite Katy Perry is

>>376630665
>He has literally never brough it up on his own volition.
He has, though.
>>376630467

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eggman is a little bit too full of himself for my taste

>>376625342
Not exactly what you're asking for but

>So far, 2790 videos have been added to the database. In those videos, Northernlion...
...played for 73 full days, 0 hours, 19 minutes and 41 seconds.

https://www.northernlion-db.com/

>>376625342
He's almost done a daily Isaac that averages about 40 minutes for the past 5(?) years. Not including the NLSS that would take about more or less 50 straight days of watching him without stop. I wouldn't know how much time he's spent doing on Isaac during the NLSS so let's just say about 60-90 straight days of Isaac assuming I didn't fuck the math up.

>>376630665
Yeah, he just has smileys that are furry porn shit because someone else held a gun to his head

>>376630612
Tumbleseed is actually mechanically great

>>376630754
Yeah, his website is pretty cringe-worthy.

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>>376630212
Here are a few older ones I like (mostly forgotten).

[March 14th, 2013] fuck tables
[November 13th, 2013] (1/2) lbody
[August 19, 2015] (1/2) Tower Boy
[January 27th, 2014] Return the Slab
[April 25th, 2013] drinkable fire
[June 5th, 2013] ohm is dead
[June 17th, 2013] MECHANISM
[June 19th, 2013] jet pork
[July 1st, 2013] Jon Bon Jovi's school of brazilian jiu jitsu for blind jews
[January 20th, 2014] (1/2) Not honorable
[October 3rd, 2013] IT'S A CLASSIC
[October 9th, 2013] OH YOU SCUM
[November 18th, 2013] (1/2) castle/second castle

>>376630212

H E ' S D O N E I T. Followed quickly by "he has NOT done it" after failing to do it.

>>376623351
Plausible. I have longer hair than most women and I suck at videogames. I still play them lots.

>>376630665
/v/ hates furries but all want to fuck krystal from star fox anon.

>>376630665
>Everyone got worse
The only thing worse about Josh is that he only does mondays now

>>376630212

LIKE A GLOVE

>>376630926
He's done it and "THATS RIGHT I DID IT" are sadly now something I say a lot when playing video games

>>376630212
>you eyeballin me?
That was one of the funniest fucking things I had ever seen.

>>376628594
>still having MALF in the same tier as NL after being nothing but a crying little bitch in all of these PUBG episodes
MALF can choke on a dick for all I care. And he looks like a punchbag to begin with.

Austin isn't that bad I think. He may be a furry, but at least he tends to keep that shit to himself most of the time. He's not nearly as obnoxious as you'd think a normal furfaggot would be and if it weren't for his avatar/name, nobody would even know that he is one.

>>376630705
His wife is annoying as fuck and actually does look like a boy. Do you really think that's hot?

>>376631229
He has made reference to being a furry multiple times

>If you ignore when he's done that and when he's an annoying faggot about it and his twitch icon and his name and his rururu meme and his twitch smiles, then he doesn't flaunt being a furry at all

>>376631229
>Hating Malf while defending Grey Wolf
ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING

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>>376623351
>The Eggscum
>better at videogames
Have you seen him play anything other than Issac or party games? he suck ball at playing video games
>Can't micro for shit
>Can't see shit moving on his screen
>Terrible at aiming
>Disastrous at map awareness
>Also a fucking coward
Any game he plays, he sucks because one or several of this.
I only watch his videos because I think his commentary is pretty good.

>>376631087

'You eyeballin me' was definitely one of his top 3

I like when they all just say the person's name when they've said something ridiculous.

Ryan: What's so bad about not washing your hands every time?
Austin: Ryan.

>NL's Hollow Knight playthrough

K I L L M E

It was simultaneously everything I wanted and everything I hate about NL.

>ascended God of all
Dan

>god tier
NL
Josh

>great tier
Baer, Austin

>good tier (great tier if there is an argument)
Everyone else

>>376630592
So did ass cancer, what's your point?

>>376631603
Dan sucks

>>376631603
Dan is shit tier, he's just Reddit + Twitch chat incarnate

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>>376623351
I don't think so, Tim.

>>376631430
Explain fucking videoball then.
Is it the outlier? because out of all the matches they played the team with NL in it lost only twice.

hahaha they're PUBG videos are pretty lol fun

>90% looting while talking about random shit
>10% of other three guys shooting while le epic lol man NL stays in the back watching a wall or something

>>376631603
>god tier
NL
Josh

>great tier
Baer, Austin,MOLF

>Good tier
Dan

>meh tier
Nick,Cobalt

>Picking the dirt under his nails with a toy tier
Rob.

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>/v/ now loves e-celebs

>>376631996
>now
Hello, newfag. Google "Giant Bomb"

>>376631603

>liking Dan or putting him anywhere in high tier

When will this meme end. He's not nearly as funny as anyone else, he just asks controversial questions and backs out of them himself.

>>376631882
>videoball
Like I said, Issac and party games.

>>376631917
Yes and?

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>NL has a cute wife
>I have an internal freakout if I speak to a girl

>>376628267
this guy is a manlet isnt he

>>376632030
How about no

Keep shitty meta vidya on /bant/

>>376632208
he's like 5'8' I think

>>376632136
That, plus the annoying twitch and instagram memes "lets go boys" "g-heals" "chick fillet*

>>376632201
K8 is gr8 but she is not cute.
But personality>looks anyway.

>>376632208
Hes 5'10 if i recall correctly

>>376628165
I have to ask. Is she like.. slow or something? She seems like she's not all there.

>>376632252
"e-celebs" have always been allowed on /v/. You will never be able to use revisionism to pretend that it's a new phenomenon. The only new phenomenon was faggots like you coming in and deeming stuff you dislike "e-celebs"; hoping you can outlaw it, and failing miserably at it. You've been doing this for five years now.

>>376630212
Tomo what are you doing here buddy?

>>376632438
She's a weeaboo..

>>376632438

She's Korean

>>376632438
she's probably normal. just that her english isnt anywhere near the levels needed to keep up with her husband's bants

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I've been watching his shit for years now. He's the only guy I've ever followed for this long. He's got just enough content that if I get bored with one thing I can switch to another, and he's pretty funny both by himself (something his friends lack) and with other people. He's good enough at games that you don't usually hate him, and he's bad enough that you never know how well he'll do.

He's just fun. I'll never get tired of it. He also doesn't have a fucking facecam like everyone else, which is the number one reason I started watching his shit.

>>376632371
>personality over looks
>on k8
Good that she has nothing going for her then. She literally blames other people for her own mistakes, but sure. If you likes girls being cunts, then she's great. And to make it even worse, her entry level anime bullshit plastered all over her stream is obnoxious as fuck.

>>376632552
>>376632574

These. She's just actually a child.

>>376632438
English isn't her native language and she knows japanese better than english in addition to korean. She's pretty average but when compared to NL she looks like a child because he's very witty and she's a woman.

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>>376632630

>MFW Kate's entire viewership is just NL runoff

>>376631087
>>376630926
His New Vegas play through was the fucking best thing.

>>376627326
NL>Josh>Dan>Nick>Rob=Austin>Malf>Baer>>>Shit>>>Cobalt

>>376632439
E-celeb threads have always been unwanted meta bullshit

>>376632625
>He also doesn't have a fucking facecam like everyone else
You missed the Eggcam

>>376632797
He's supportive of her at least, he's a good husband

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>>376632201
>absolutely bland and average
>STICC figure
>annoying voice
>terrible bitchy personality
She is out of NL's league

>>376632630

At the very least, she's better at video games than NL is.

>>376632817
He can never escape his dog killing label, even now.

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>>376632208
He's like 5'9"

>>376632797
Same for Nick, Rob, Malf, Baer, Austin and Dan.
NL is like the greek legend of Atlas, he carries the entire weight of shitty let's plays on his back for free.

>>376632895

It's hard to picture him as a good husband from his streams, but he really is.

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Long hair makes actually makes you better at ""videogames""
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q76UNcuKSVY

Goldman Nek > Current Nek > No Nek > 6 months ago Nek

>>376631882
that game gave him huge host advantage as they found out later

>>376632905
And she's still just leeching off of his viewerbase. It would be totally fine if she'd keep to her own shit but nope, my husband is a famous e-celeb, gotta try that too. It's really amazing how NL puts up with that. Just shows how much of a gift this man is.

>>376632964
I wanna ride nl's coattails

>>376632898

>Out of NL's league

In the looks department, maybe. NL's not all that attractive, he's very symmetrical though.

However, mentally, NL is on some savant shit at times. I feel like he must feel his wife is stupid a LOT of the time. I feel like nobody matches his wit on the show.

>>376633223
K8 doesn't seem stupid, her grasp on english is just not on the level of Ryan's amazing bants.

>>376623351
It's true. I'm bald and my gameplay skills are absolutely top tier.

How is it that his wife still can't speak better english than a 12 year old

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>>376632941
>Mathas with a gamestop hoodie

>>376633000
During one Isaac episode, Kate walked in and gave him a sandwich, and he said something like "Kate...you are, my...rose" and I couldn't help but laugh

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>>376632964

Austin's stream is actually funny without NL, though. He's got the second highest viewership in the group. Baer's stream is pretty good as well, not really funny, but watchable. Everyone else is trash tier.

Rob's gf is absolute cancer on every one of his streams and they're generally just disgusting as a couple. Malf really ONLY works around NL otherwise he's boring as all hell. Dan is reddit memes.

He's just a fucking furry and it's hard to look past that at times.

I don't get all the Austin hate. Dude just needs a haircut.

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>>376632941
josh is an angel his smile cures cancer

>>376633467
Isn't Rob's GF like a 10/10? Or was that malf's?

I miss when NL, Josh, and Nick played Dark Souls for the whole NLSS :(

Anybody else remember the saga of CRAZY MIKE?

>>376633606
Malf has had a GF ever?

>TFW will eventually be bald
May have to just start lifting now to even it out

>>376633514
The only thing bad about austin is the fact that he only ate like 24 nugs and threw up what a pussy. He seems to be the best at actually playing video games in the group

>>376633158
Jelly Nek >>>>>>>>>> every other Nek

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>>376631917
https://youtu.be/Txx21sGrZ-4?t=50m10s
This, and Austin fucking fucking off into a building looking for a hat while the perimeter was shrinking and everyone else was getting lit up outside is the best shit.

>>376633273
nah, i grew up with immigrant parents that speak worse english than she does

she seems like she has developmental issues. k8s not just on the level of "im not a native english speaker." far below that

>>376633606
it's malf's

>>376633812
well she also looks like a small boy so there is that

>>376631087

>Put all points into 'Eyeballin'

>>376633467
This. People blow the furryshit out of proportion when he's actually one of the better members of the group when it comes to banter and actually playing video games.

Sure, hating furries is the right thing to do, but is he seriously as bad as all the other degenerates you see and hear about online?

>>376633223
Kate doesn't know a lot about western culture which is one of NL's strong point so alot of times jokes and references go over her head and she seems out of the loop.

>>376633650
https://twitter.com/majamfox?lang=en

Thats her, she's danish. Thats the origin of "swedish pizza" meme

>>376633628
>:(
God this thread really is reddit

Karl Pilkington likes video games and he's bald

This can't be a coincidence

Isnt the meme that Northerlion is bad at video games

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>tfw you will never have an autistic loli boi as a wife

>tfw you're hairline looks like vegeta's

>>376633467
Austin only became popular because he plays PUBG 24/7 now and does collabs with Richard Hammer etc ,he had way less viewers when his main thing was playing Gungeon.

>>376631087
Boxcar him.

>>376629361
Came to post this

>>376630212
>hey ghost bill, what do people over in the ghost world call the 2002 horror movie ghost ship?
>...
>ship
>just ship

>>376634038
It's a meme cause it's true

I was a fan of Dan when he was on big brother, then I watched like 200 episodes of NL when Rebirth came out and stopped, when I started watching again when antibirth came out my mind was blown he was friends with Dan. Just seemed so fucking random, some guy I idolized on a Reality show is playin games with NL. Anyway, Dan sucks.

>>376633223
I think NL is pretty good looking, he just doesn't ooze machismo. I mean, he did talk in the past he has mild social anxiety.

>>376634286
He's obnoxious

>>376634168

Boxcar him was the prototype of Judo chop.

Damn his NV playthrough was like the best thing he's done.

>>376634343
yeah I don't like him anymore at all

>>376633441
Didn't he like beat a co-worker to death with a wiimote or something.

That story changes alot every time it's retold

>>376629361
>Pyrion

His rimworld series got me into the game, it's so well done

>>376634270
>when he doesn't fuck up and tries to drop some street cred
>Hey this is the guy that's beaten Mega Man 2

>>376630920
What the fuck, anon?
How did you construct this list? Do you remember all of these off-hand? Do you have a text document saved somewhere with your favorite NLSS episodes?

>>376631430
of course he sucks major balls at games, he needs to play a game 204132502943 gazillion hours to be decent at it (isaac)

but it could be worse, he is at least not a sore loser like DSP or claiming to be a deep philosophical video game mechanics analyst like Egoraptor who can't even beat the simpliest games made for kids without 10323484 tries

>>376634428
He stole like 2000$ in games from a gamestop he worked at.

>>376634095
Looks like a fetal alcohol syndrome patient

Ryan's probably secretly gay and uses her as cover

>>376634428
No, he stole thousands of dollars from the cash register over several months, he was caught and forced to pay it all back. He told the story on roundtable.

>>376634550
He did the right thing. Fuck gamestop.

>>376634206
>We put ghost in front of everything. It's like space stuff. Don't think about it
>But we think of everything in space. Haven't you seen Neil deGrasse Tyson? Ghost Neil deGrasse Tyson? Neil deGhost Tyson?

>>376634428
'A long story short so you jabronis stop making posts like this one haha. I was a stupid kid who thought he was smarter than he was. I took years old pre-orders that were long forgotten about (at least I assumed they were) like preorders for the original XBox, cancelled them and manipulated the store credit to get myself free shit from the company. That meant games, systems, controllers whatever.

I did it for a couple years, and sparingly, until money actually started going missing from the drawers (funnily enough it was the GM who was taking the money) which prompted an entire investigation into each employee at the store.

Being a dumb kid, I was confident that I had covered my tracks. But, of course, I hadn't. They showed me everything they had evidence for which boiled down to around 3k over the course of a couple years. I was fired, signed a paper saying I'd pay them back for what they caught me for with monthly installments and paid my state a couple hundred bucks. Essentially, I was too small a hassle for them to burn actual cash on to bring to court. Sure, they didn't catch me for everything, but they didn't have evidence for everything nor do I suspect they cared THAT much.'

Just googled 'mathas gamestop roundtable' and this post of his came up.

>>376630212
>Ghost Bill
>"You eyeballin me?"
>marfle pop

>>376634428
>>376634736
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yU5MWKniUaU&feature=youtu.be&t=20m23s

Here you can hear him tell the story.

Someone defend this thread still being up.

>>376634898
The best thing about all of this was probably everyone else telling their silly, lighthearted "crime stories", and then Edmund just looking uncomfortable as fuck when Mathas starts talking about that time he got a felony conviction.

>>376635130
Cry about it loser

>>376635130
It's not hurting anything.
Eggboy being exempt from the no e-celeb rule is a /v/ staple.

>>376634898
>Mathasgames
>Mat has games
>Mat has games he bought with stolen money from his place of employment

How deep does the name go?

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mathas looks like an undead, does anyone know why that is? lol

>>376634898
thanks anon
might as well listen to all of this while im it

>>376626058
without a doubt, i still have an intact hairline but like to shave my head during summer

>>376635404
Gamestop took his soul as repayment for the 15,000 dollars worth of consoles he stole.

>>376623351

it gets harder when i pull on it

>>376635404
he has a fucked up sleep schedule

>>376634569
>patient
???

anon it's a birth defect, you can't treat FAS they're stuck like that for life

>>376635404
His life is in shambles and he hates himself

>>376635404
thats how a man looks when his yt channel goes to shit

>>376635404
heroin

>>376634898
>stealing from gamestop
thats not a crime, he is a hero

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Can confirm.
Shaving your head off makes you better at everything though. Hair is just useless dead cells hanging from your head, I can't think of a single action that makes having hair better than shaving it. It's usually only a hassle, that's why so many sportsmen shave their head too.

>>376635130
2-3 guys jacking each other off and posting non-stop about some egg-celeb

almost like some kind of circlejerk

>>376635614
What happened?

>>376635867
>2-3
Now add 90 dumbass

HE'S DONE IT
HE'S NOT DONE IT

>>376635867
what are the chances of drawing eggman and friends into one of these threads?

>>376635923
His game review channel is a jontron,PBG rip-off and it gets no views.

>>376635951
not zero

>>376635951
0% egg will never come to 4chan

>>376635951
NL probably posts on /v/
Mathas does for sure
Malf probably likes /ck/
Baer doesn't know what a 4chan is
Austin does not like 4chan
Nek loves reddit (he doesn't read the threads just the titles)
Kate wouldn't be able to spell chan if not for anime.

>>376634138
He's way better with that crowd than he is with the nlss lot, I wish they'd play some different games though.

>>376636167
>NL probably posts on /v/
No chance

>>376636167
NL most certainly does not post on /v/. He's a reddit man through and through.

>>376636167
NL seems like a /mu/ kind off guy.

>>376636258
>>376636285
He used to.

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AYYY

>>376626567
If I had friends I wouldn't need to watch the NLSS.

>>376636167
The Kate one made me chuckle.

>>376623351
Your real life is over when you go bald so you might as well put all your free time into gaming, hence why bald guys may appear more skilled at gaming. Its not like you would be getting pussy out there anyway.

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>>376636345

>>376636437
>not making your friends watch the NLSS with you
>not taking ideas for games to play with your friends from the NLSS
what are you lonely?

>that NLSS where NL only spoke in JoJo references

>>376629078
The way that he tries to ruin games he doesn't personally like for everyone makes Nick the very personification of "manchild".

Are e-celebs actually allowed here now? Was there some announcement I wasn't aware of? There's four e-celeb threads more than an hour old right now, I like egg and his buddies but what the fuck

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>>376623351
Meme. Best gamer in the world has a full head of hair. Large forehead might help though.

>>376636560

This.

NLSS usually plays pretty great mutiplayer games. Me and my friend still play the fuck out of UCH.

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Not a meme though:

Working out improves your aim.

Case in point, the best railgun aimer in the world.

>>376636657

Nick is over 30 years old and is divorced. I had no idea about any of that until like a day ago. Look up the details of his divorce if you want some grade A laughter. He is quite literally a manchild.

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And the best LG aimer in the world.

Physical training is also accepted practice among CSGO players, for those unfamiliar with Quake.

>>376637072
and how would one do that anon?

>>376623570
London 2012: The Official Video Game

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>>376635404
Mathas is actually great on the NLSS. Great synergy / rivalry with NL. If only he would show up more instead of playing board games.

>>376624115
>tfw nl will never do the nlss in european hours

why even live?

>>376636973
Same, me and my buddies still play duck game every weekend.

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>lost interest in isaac again after dlc became stale
>rarely find time to watch NLSS
>not interested in lets plays otherwise
>still cant bring myself to unsubscribe

>>376636886
Jannie shortage, no doubt.

>>376634569
He does look like he is a gay man. Probably make a great power bottom.

Geoguesser videos are unironically my favourite NL vids.

>>376630212
My favorite and the only one that i accidentaly incorporated into my daily life is NL's "I'm so mad"

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>>376623351
did he meet her in Korea and import her over?

>>376630212
https://youtu.be/LISoyMYpw9I

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>>376623351
This bald motherfucker can't even play Sonic well, so I don't really buy that theory.

>>376637072
All I find is some tweet in which he said that he's divorced. Where do I read up on more details? That shit sounds hilarious.

>Hey this is Dan...Gheesling.

>>376635867

>104 unique IPs.
>315 posts.

>>376638092
IT'S YA BOY
DANNY G

>>376637817
Same here. Bring that shit back.

>>376637817
They're comfy as fuck. Watching them while eating was part of my daily routine until they stopped. Here's hoping they continue soon.

Honestly listening to them play just reinforces my belief that Canadians are inherently wittier than our southern brothers.

im not going bald fuck you

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>>376634095
>>376636386
>>376637938
>the way she holds things with her creepy salad fingers

where the fuck is the antibirth update?

>>376623351
Lack of hair helps with cooling. The brain can run faster as a result.

>>376638543
dont insult salad fingers

>>376637072
>nek
>a manchild
who the fuck would have guessed

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>>376638543
Dear god.
Why did you have to point that out?

How can one man know so much useless trivia about movies from the early 2000s?

>>376639898
>one man

Northernlion is actually a team of 11 people, Ryan is just the frontman/actor. There's 6 writers making the NLSS scripts every hour of the day.

Fukken yesss, I love these /v/ culture threads lol

>>376640502
>Maybe if I shitpost ironically, I'll be able to destroy e-celeb threads like I always wanted
The state of (You)

>>376640671
He just bumped a thread no-one was replying to anyway.

quick, post your fav NLSS vod

>>376641352
not a vod
https://youtu.be/mnhL-l38Sv4
just wanted to put this here

>>376630212
BLUE MAN!

>>376630212
I wish it took off more but the Seinfeld and other sitcom parodies had me in tears
https://youtu.be/Tw1zrz8QICU

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>>376623351

>>376623351
a theory must pass tons of test.

Your speculation couldn't even pass one test

>>376641352
DRY BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>376630212
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1DDUCnryqkk

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>>376643575

>>376645173
>every time he recites the "I'm actually more dangerous..." line, he gets it wrong half way through and corrects himself
>get annoyed by it
>eventually re-watch the original and realise he's not getting it wrong, just quoting verbatim
What a fucking madman

>>376645173
Who makes these?

I imagine it helps you keep a cool head in a tough game.

>>376645531
/r/NLSScirclejerk usually

>>376630212
SMOKED EM

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>>376645446
>What is your mother's maiden name?
kek

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>>376625138
Bumpin

>>376645446
>tfw less than a million people in the world can understand this meme

>>376623351
shaving your head completely is a clear indication that you're pussified by balding and are trying to "hide" it

>>376646304
Being completely bald looks infinitely better than looking like Dr. Phil.

>>376646304
what else is there to do when balding?
t. balding man trying to stop balding

>>376646304
not shaving your head completely once you start obviously balding is a clear indication that you're a manchild who is clinging on to his youth too hard.

>>376646304
Why wouldn't you shave your head if you're balding?
It doesn't look posh, dignified or smart. It just makes you look like a clown.

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>>376646589

>>376647075
that look would sure look good on a 21 year old basement dweller

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>>376647275