What do you guys think about this game?

walking simulator

>game

I like the girl

>>376617410
it was ok, but i got mad at the ending, everything was pointed to some twist or supernatural shit or something crazy. but nope.

Fuck that ending

>>376617410
>nothing really happens: the game

>"game" starts with a bunch of choices that don't matter, painted by an incredibly forced sob story
>both the guy and the girl constantly talk in sarcastic quips like you see with all terribly written sitcoms these days
>literal walking simulator
>horrible ending, no replayability

>the point is that video games are dumb and you shouldn't expect cool or crazy things to happen in real life stupid.
>thank you for the money

>think you're getting caught up in some secret government experiment
>lol nah it's just some guy that's been living in the park cause his son died

>reject all her advances and stay true to my wife
>game still goes forward with the exact same story as if I flirted with her every time

literally the brothers karamozov of video game writing

It's shit and you can hardly call it a game.

>>376617410

DUDE DRUNK TEENAGERS LMAO

>>376618782
The story with the prepper dad and his son was crazy though.

>>376617410
I call those "holodeck games".
Games that don't feel comfortable where they are right now, but instead are just blueprints for technology thats yet to come.

>walking simulators
>flight/racing sims
>"immersive" rpgs like skyrim
Everything that ultimately would thrive in a holodeck scenario and its current iteration, is just a test run. Can't say the same for many other games that rely on actual gameplay that isnt supposed to be "immersive". Like Bayonetta or Disgaea.

Oh yeah. What I mean to say is that they're shit and not worth playing. Sorry but I wont pay you for your test runs.

File: TLD.jpg (40KB, 400x400px) Image search: [Google]

40KB, 400x400px

>>376617410
Shit "game" with a worthless story. Get pic related for a better outdoorsy game teaching us that not all leafs are fucking faggot, latte slurping cucks.

>>376617528
spbp

Have fun clicking on a million drawers just to have a loading bar.

>>376619581
honestly the only survival game i can properly stomach is subnautica. there's a very thin like between survival and busiwork and the long dark just feels like busiwork and chores.

File: firewatch-turtlejpg-0d7c1e_1280w.jpg (139KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

139KB, 1280x720px

>>376617410
I like turtles.

Oh boy, Firewatch. The story of a wimpy, fat loser that ran away from his dying wife to get bothered over a radio every fucking day by an attention-whoring slut that loves nothing more than friend-zoning virgin fedora lovers like you. Along the way you find a dead kid's body in a cave. The forest burns down. The end.

>>376623178
Great summary buddy. Can you do one for Hamlet too?

>>376618782


But don't you feel fucking euphoric when you realize you're pressing buttons to watch a mediocre lifetime channel movie and not a mediocre syfy channel movie?


video games are art now

>>376621989
no you dont because thats a tortoise

>>376623407
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0pEWfJ3dkno

>>376617889
julia was cute, couldn't see her face so I used my imagination

File: horros.png (37KB, 621x337px) Image search: [Google]

37KB, 621x337px

I bought 20 copies of this game just to support the devs, they litearlly lived like pigs while making this game and sacrificed so much.
$20 is nothing compared to what they've gone through, that money is literally like eating 2 pizzas.

>>376624586


WTF I LOVE WALKING SIMS NOW

>>376624586
Literally nothing.
Are millennials the worst generation?

I went in with low expectations and enjoyed it quite a bit. I'm a sucker for star-crossed lovers though

Reminder that they had a paid marketing team. It was right in the credits. I remember a dozen threads popping up about it in the catalog when it was just released.

>>376621989
The protag having Wreck it Ralph hands killed the drama.

>>376617410
Not a game.

>>376626147
>Wreck it Ralph
*Team Fortress.