DayZ

>>376610856
I bought this so long ago and it's made no progress. It's a scam right ?

>>376610913
At least it works. WarZ was a scam.
I check in once a year to see if they made an update or two. It's in development hell and the patches are like 6-12 months in between, but they're still chuggin'.

>be patch when paper notes still worked
>have some barrels in a house in Cherno locked behind a door with lockpick
>log out for the day, come back on
>stuff is gone, find note
>AYO NIGGA I STOLE YA SHIT AHAHAHAHAHA
>realized the houses come unlocked at every server reset
>at least they left the barrels
>scoop one up and head for the woods

>coming up to Cherno from Prig, fairly new spawn
>got bow and arrow, found a shotgun with shells
>some Mexican comes up and starts talking
>figure, I got a shotgun, I'll give him my bow to be nice
>do the friendly dance
>he reciprocates
>drop bow and arrows on the ground
>turn around and go, he follows for a while
>do some looting
>after about 5 minutes, I take an arrow in the back
>faggot starts laughing
>cant figure out how to reload bow so he panicks and starts running around as I'm trying to get a bead on him with the double barrel
>he drops bow and rushes with axe
>blast his ass with 00 buckshot of justice
>call him a retard
"fuck you"
>whatever
>patch myself up, grab bow, move on

>be walking around Cherno in cowboy getup with magnum and lever action playing sheriff
>am also a farmer out by the church when not patrolling for banditos
>see dude with hoody and construction helmet
>talk for a bit. cool guy.
>he walks away
>about 10 minutes later start hearing gunshots
>move out behind church to road
>see three guys, one with military gear, standing over dead body
>dead body was blue hard hat guy
>rage
>scream over the mic, "PUT YOUR GOD DAMN GUNS ON THE GROUND!"
>they scatter, I start shooting
>nail on the them in the stomach but don't think I kiled him
>get hit in the legs, bones shattered
>take cover in an alley
>bad idea, it's wide open
>can't patch myself up because I'm being shot at
>dude with M4 is just leaning and spraying full auto fire at me from 20 feet away
>hit multiple times, but still alive
>try to rush by crawling, gonna get this bastard if it's the last thing I do
>shout explatives into the mic as I crawl towards him
>bleed out and die before I can
>I'm sorry, hard hat guy.

i used to run this game on an old shitty pc.
every player would render completely white.
i was shit at gunfights cos of my bad fps but my friends always wanted me to play because i could spot other players real fucking easy.

>carry rifle in hand
>while also carrying rifle on back
>rifle on back has suppressor and I'm coming up to a populared area
>switch guns out, on in hand falls into the ground instead of on my back
>boot instincts kick in and I start police calling the field I lost it in
>can't find it
>rage internally
>leave it for dead
>walj through that field an hour later
>find gun
>praise jeebus

>>376612189
Shit, I played DayZ Mod at 8-12 fps for like 3 years before I got a new laptop. You get used to it.

Pretty sure the server I play on us UK based.
>bad lag
>only like 20 people on at prime time
>at 4pm local they all get off save for 1-3 weirdos
>run NWAF
>find tents and shit everywhere
>steal whole campsites
I got 3 tents and like 15 barrels across two campsites. Gonna be a sad day when someone finds them.

One more bump for the road.

>>376610856
>Be me
>Not playing this garbage